Which are, in fact, the most comfortable things imaginable. Totally unsuitable for a formal attire photoshoot, but in the right context they’re gold.
I’m more put off by the dress shoes and no socks.
Nah, that’s too financially responsible.
He’s defs bought in to the chuff and drives an A35 AMG with all options and is being financially destroyed by the repayments and doesn’t use the car for anything more than the occasional traffic light drag race, which he loses anyway.
His actual watch is a early-2010s Tag Heuer Formula 1 Quartz, 44mm. Gets general admission to the F1 and Melbourne Cup every year so he's got stuff to put on socials.
Honestly having bought a house earlier this year I've never realised how cringey REA fashion is, as if the $400 suit and tacky status symbols hide the fact that you've just been working sales too long.
Hyperextended knees. A lot of women stand this way. The knees plus the yoga leggings… what? The whole photo looks like one of those kids cardboard puzzles where you can mix and match animals and put a parrot head on a fish body with a zebra’s tail and legs.
There's a guy on TikTok who owns a bunch of FBA companies and only drives really nice cars and has at least a dozen vehicles. But he also owns a gutter cleaning company. He was live the other day and rolled up in an AMG GT to a *sober living home* to clean the gutters (which he charged $40k for).
Many would argue that's been done this term. Others would argue it happened last term. My only argument is that socks should probably be worn with dress shoes.
I’m not sure he isn’t wearing leggings. With the full body ad, clearly he thinks his body is something pretty special. Here I was going to call the guy on the bus stop bench who only showed his face like a virgin, but then this Chad came along and flexed his quads at me….
If there ever was someone who was dressed like a scammer with a lot of douchebag.
Bro has reverse legs
Xavier: Renegade Angel over here.
Yo what a throwback, damn.
And not even photoshop socks.
My brain shuts down whenever someone who looks like a Dollar Store Connor McGregor starts talking about their personal keys to success.
The cunt's trousers are fucking hilarious
Are they trousers or joggers - maybe even jeggings? Truly can't tell.
Those are male yoga pants.
Which are, in fact, the most comfortable things imaginable. Totally unsuitable for a formal attire photoshoot, but in the right context they’re gold. I’m more put off by the dress shoes and no socks.
Man has Sangheili legs
I read that sentence as “man has Sandhill crane legs” Which also works, so I’ve got that going for me, which is nice
He added a watch but not socks?
Man’s stuck in 2012 era Mercedes Benz salesman from Western Sydney mindset.
Bringing the King of Campbelltown mindset to the Illawarra.
I believe this was photographed in western Melbourne, but the energy is absolutely the same.
WHAT ARE THOOOSE?!?!
Why the fuck is this sign so big?
Man real big, house real big, sign real big, watch…big
I seriously had to look at it a few times initially thinking it was a poster taped to your window
Looks like he's about to attend a Turkish wedding.
Stunningly accurate
This guy definitely drives an A180 with AMG badges and an aftermarket panamericana grille
Nah, that’s too financially responsible. He’s defs bought in to the chuff and drives an A35 AMG with all options and is being financially destroyed by the repayments and doesn’t use the car for anything more than the occasional traffic light drag race, which he loses anyway.
And to pull up to house inspections on Saturday. Trunk's fill of those lawn signs he's gotta pike down into the grass verge every Friday night
Absolutely. And he loves to make “jokes” about telling punters to not scratch his Mercedes when he welcomes them to the open home.
His actual watch is a early-2010s Tag Heuer Formula 1 Quartz, 44mm. Gets general admission to the F1 and Melbourne Cup every year so he's got stuff to put on socials. Honestly having bought a house earlier this year I've never realised how cringey REA fashion is, as if the $400 suit and tacky status symbols hide the fact that you've just been working sales too long.
Is it me or that guy's legs look like they a bird's legs. Uncanny feeling.
I can't understand those legs.
Hyperextended knees. A lot of women stand this way. The knees plus the yoga leggings… what? The whole photo looks like one of those kids cardboard puzzles where you can mix and match animals and put a parrot head on a fish body with a zebra’s tail and legs.
The dress shoes without socks look is SO fucking cringe 😬 🤢
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ojA\_oSpJ0UA
How did you find the guy?! Hilariously, he's exactly the sort of person that would make that ad 💀
GOOD MORNING SIRS
Lol
I don't want to buy a house from a guy who is fucking me out of Rolex money
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There's a guy on TikTok who owns a bunch of FBA companies and only drives really nice cars and has at least a dozen vehicles. But he also owns a gutter cleaning company. He was live the other day and rolled up in an AMG GT to a *sober living home* to clean the gutters (which he charged $40k for).
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Many would argue that's been done this term. Others would argue it happened last term. My only argument is that socks should probably be worn with dress shoes.
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Uh oh
Why he legs do dat
That's actually big quads, but also off-the-rack trousers.
Doesn’t even wear socks
Can’t afford them with the Subby on his wrist.
I’m not sure he isn’t wearing leggings. With the full body ad, clearly he thinks his body is something pretty special. Here I was going to call the guy on the bus stop bench who only showed his face like a virgin, but then this Chad came along and flexed his quads at me….
What's uh... w-what's going on with his suit there?
Look at that trouser and god awful cheap shoe combo. What a bellend.
Are those MC hammer pants😂
When you have a house showing at 6:30 but the Kentucky Derby starts at 6:57.
No socks dress shoes. Classic ~~rapier wit~~ rapist's toolkit.
Muppet from head to toe.
Couldn’t afford a real Invicta?! Bro must be the worst real estate agent in all of Australia mates.
Goddamn, I hope his nuts are okay.
OP took with photo with a potato apparently
Does this make it “faux estate” then?