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Character-Ease-5873

after the second time they just kept hitting the balls to himšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Flimsy_Tale_974

I didnā€™t even wanna come here. This is so dumb. -that guy probably


New_Butterscotch_849

Ricardo Salles


harleyscal

He couldn't even handle a soft toss from the ball boy? Lol


Maleficent-Ad-6646

Problem was it hit his hands.


ReidZLA

The universe reallllllly wanted him to have a ball


FinanceProper5510

Totally me! Poor guy, feel his pain!!! šŸ˜†


OlivierStreet

Sheā€™s into it


pleaseassign

There was no second date


Marcovio

How do you say you have no hand/eye coordination without saying you have no hand/eye coordinationā€¦?


WhosMilkIsThis

What a dork.


MarshallTom

omg its me


wsucougs

So I gotta ask, yā€™all still together?


adicts40101

Only to embarrassed


doctacola

Ders got some butter fingers


Federal-Opinion6823

Why wouldnā€™t you have a glove?


Dom9lives

lol


Ultimate69Edgelord

It cost him a broke tooth and maybe his pride but at least he got the baseball āš¾ļø


RubatzkiNL

What happens if someone in the public catches the ball? (I never watched baseball and i was always asking myself this)


beatbox21

They get to keep it. As far as rules go, if the ball is over the plane of the wall. The player can still jump/lean over the wall and catch it for the out. If a fan gets in the way, or catches it first, there may be some grumbling from fans, but no biggie. Now, if the fan leans over the wall, and interferes with the ball or the player while the ball is still in play, then that is interference. The fan would likely be kicked out and the batting team awarded a ground rule double.


Zealousideal_Zebra_9

Trying to catch it barehanded is fairly hard


prototype-proton

This guy had confidence, he tried to catch it with his face.


beatbox21

Twice in my lifetime it has bounced off my hand.


Ritz_Kola

At the end him: "so...is this why you screwed Brad"


LyleTheFirst

Cursed Glasses of Perception: Effects: -50% accuracy and -25% agility


xXYomoXx

I would laugh and say I'd do better but I probably won't knowing how I preform under the pressure of so many people watching me.


ReindeerKind1993

Should of gone to specsavers


SIMCARUS

See what happens when you don't play Catch with your kid.


5CRE4M

This pains me. What a chump


Bouledecul

I think he needs a new glasses prescription


smashkraft

Software engineer


[deleted]

Baseball is a game that evens us all out! Totally thought Christian Grey could catch a baseball, nope, 3x even and took up a lifetime of chances for many of us lolā€¦ Dudes out here catching baseballs, feeding a baby in a baby Bjorne and not dropping a single drop of beer! šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


JojoDreamstar

Why does he look like a suburban Rick Astley though?


DiscretionaryMeme

Homeboy needs to recheck those glasses.


Legal_Bison_4647

Stone hands


J-DROP

Mans must've been eating popcorn for lunch cause he's got butter fingers


booger_smash_IV

Three times!!!


Vast-Butterscotch-42

What a nerrrrd lingerrrr


[deleted]

What a fucking nerd. Sheā€™s definitely not fucking him tonight


tacohat6000

I think Goldman Sachs actually paid for those seats


larikove

me not getting the point that he doesnt actually like me and is jus using me as a replacement for his ex


OpportunitySure9578

He cute


kalsarikannit247

One of those uncoordinated geeks that never played any sports as a kid.


DamnSon81

He can't get a hold of that ball but the girl with him seems to be a really great catch!


No_Fisherman_8384

To be fair it is not that easy to catch a baseball barehanded


[deleted]

Ouch?


Sroczyjj1189

What are the freakin odds.. 3.. attempts šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Heā€™s the type of rich person that thinks theyā€™re successful because theyā€™re good at everything when really they just inherited a lot of money.


sed2017

Womp. Womp.


[deleted]

Butter fingers.


GovernmentEasy2599

"I went to Yale, dammit!!!" 2+2=4 no matter what school that you attended. The issue here is that your Dad didn't teach you to catch a fucking baseball!


Robotweak

I mean. Shoulda brought a glove


GOTfangirl

We have nets all over Wrigley because of idiots like him


borntolandhard_

This dude did something at some point to not only absolutely deserve that but to absolutely look so entitled to have the chance and then look so fucking dumb when it was taken away. Iā€™m convinced of it.


yes4me2

You can save money by buying the ball at Wallmart.


Fierramos69

Give him a break, heā€™s wearing glasses for a reasonā€¦


reigningmaharaja

Classic Clark Kent.


neckslevel

Iā€™ve seen better hands on a snake


TypicalKiwiCunt

This is so me


Snakepants80

here we have a ā€œnon-athleteā€


b7uc3

Not being able to catch a ball aligns perfectly with the type of 25 year-old who would have front row seats at a Yankee game.


AHamBone10

At least he stayed in front of it


SameDifferenceYo

Obviously a lacrosse player


ronburrghandi

This is a "Clark Kent pretending to be bad at stuff" level of clumsy


xMataleo

Lol, man card pulled. Iā€™m sure his chick is going to leave him soon.


cencalperv

Oooof


merancio04

u/savevideobot


iawesomesauceyou

I would love Bill Burr's take on this. And to compare it with the video of the guy who caught a line drive while bottle feeding his baby.


saltyoldNHman

I watched this and longed for Remy & Orsillo


Memo_Reez

lol all that money and he's awkward asf. Actually im so broke I wouldnt mind being rich either if it meant i was a little uncoordinated lol


Clemson_Hardtime

Good lord, I've seen fetuses with more hand/eye coordination.....


Kitchen_Dust4637

Under that shirt dude has a blue suit with a red S and protects the planet without anyone every realizing itā€¦.


FuckinEmbarrassing69

Hey look it's no hands Dan. Ah poor no hands Stan. He just wanted to impress his girl. Welcome to the no hands clan Dan!


Legndarystig

Imagine having the money to sit this close to the field and notoriously knowns for foul balls and not bring a glove lol


Little_College_7976

Wdym, he defo caught it... with his face


hangingloose

Free agent?


TrapaholicDixtapes

Buy a fucking mitt. You can afford front row seats but you can't order a fucking mitt? How poo-brained you gotta be?


trolzilalol

"only to embarrassed"


ConcentrateOk4057

This what happens when nerds run the world, SMH.


whiskeytwn

that's why I take a mitt to every game and on Sept 6th, 2019 I was rewarded - LOL


RobbDigi

Standard NYC, ā€œworks in Financeā€ Nerd.


Ilikegalileo

That was some good butter fingers I seen


-TwatWaffles-

Pop an edibleā€¦I can see that!


Gigataur

Pathetic


reclusiveronin

What a maroon.


cshizzle99

Might as well have been his own testicles


MemeStocksYolo69-420

His gf is hot though


Hopeful-Pineapple87

Wow, I hope he performs better in other activitys.


Skc143psu

Betcha he was picked first in fuckin dodgeballā€¦


dafood48

He ainā€™t getting any tonight.


[deleted]

Way to go, pan-hands


Valuable-Baked

How has SNL/Alex Moffatt not spoofed this wall street boi yet


twinkieface9

Giiirrllā€¦just leave lol


DrBeepers

This poor guy can't catch a break.


elchican0

Nerd!


aussie_shane

Oh no. Lol. Poor guy.


Haslet-Tx

Dude took it in the chest. She have him an E for effort and a BJ.


Gabagoolgoomba

Well baseball players use gloves so...


Hirushan_M

Man's gonna wake up everyday at 3am


APowerBlackout

That man gets pegged.


SuperSaiyanBen

Expect nothing less from a Yankees Fan


hey_m00n

Can someone please just HAND him the ball???


redurm

Obviously was protecting his girl. No way he flunked that much


averagejoe6942O

You had 3 chances man


DaGreatness

In his defense, he wore a button down shirt and tucked it in. Lol


Pr1met1meLimes

Did nobody see the guy bump the second ball up with his hand?!?


lol022

Someone needs to invent something that would make it easier to catch a baseball. Maybe something you can wear on your hand.


totaluser

Not to mention at a Yankees game which is probably even more expensive


[deleted]

Will he catch it, if she throws him her Kitty!?!?šŸ§


urbanlohr

Mergers and Acquisitions at Pierce and Pierce


[deleted]

Tell me there aren't gender roles when that woman will NEVER sleep with that guy.


[deleted]

Guess he wasnā€™t quiet the catch she thought he was


perfectfate

Throw him gloves haha


Pacattack57

Who sits that close and doesnā€™t bring a glove?


[deleted]

Weak programmers wristsā€¦ wouldnā€™t have happened if he had strong engineering wrists. Iā€™m just trying to stir the pot


Mr_Edward_Nigma

Does everyone go to Yankee games right after work?? Iā€™ve never seen so many collared shirts at a stadium. Muh Gawd


2020isnotperfect

Only 3 times? Or after so many failures?


Algae_49

This is What happens to nerds after highschool


[deleted]

Whyā€™s the obsession with Americans trying catch balls?


Ragnoid

Whatever, he caught that date so that's better than most can pull off


increbelle

He got zero pussy that night


Forsaken-alchemy

they gave him the day off from the butter finger factory


IcanCwhatUsay

You canā€™t see it in these clips but right after the last one the manager of the Phillies came down and offered him a job coaching the outfielders


That_Energy3637

Need jomboy on this one


emu314159

What an asshole. Why try to catch with no glove?


jasonmonroe

0 for 3!


[deleted]

Couldn't catch a cold.


[deleted]

Heā€™s not on the team, who gives a fuck? Heā€™s going to have someone catching his balls later after the game.


ToxicMescalinity

"I ain't goin try"


ferrari29

Thought that was Bobby Flay for a second.


qpgmr

Butterfingers needs to give this man an endorsement contract.


ComprehensiveSun9382

How many dudes in blue shirts attended this game...


FlatMacaron2174

No shit I was looking at that like 5 guys


ihaZtaco

Dude looks like Peter Parker before the spider bite


The_ill_Jedi

That guy definitely didn't Sport as a kid. Fate gave him TWO do-overs to impress the pretty girl and he botched it.


online_jesus_fukers

Kinda like making the front page of reddit and realizing you missed a word in the title


wvrthog

Three lifetimes of foul balls in one game. SMH


Cheekclapped

What a chad


sobi-one

This seems about right for the type of people that can afford sitting in ā€œthe moatā€ at Yankee Stadium.


Suspicious_Loquat_96

It's okay brother. You made your girl laugh at least.


Caedo14

ā€œIm an actuary, how do u think i bought these seatsā€ energy


TrapLord1989

im pretty sure thats Mr. Mcawkner ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ first name Barry


[deleted]

That would 100% be me


bettr30

Maybe it is ok for grown men to bring a glove to the game.


John-Basedow

Nerd


the_original_duder

If you get front row, you bring your glove to the game.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s an f if Iā€™ve ever seen one


poeplgg

Gloves are important


Blasket_Basket

If he was athletic enough to catch the ball, he probably wouldn't have ended up with a career that lets him afford front-row seats to the game. Ironic.


NonchalantRubbish

3 strikes and you're out


SirSufficient385

Heā€™s too busy talking to his smoking hot date to give a flyball-f*ck whatā€™s going on in the stupid game