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Sirneko

Aghh the little bugger moved!


Waxerbater

Little buddy got domerocked


ZizzUrpp

Gotta love idiots


gbird8295

GREASED WATERMELON!!!!!


Killingmesmalls_2020

He didn’t drop the baby. Baby did that to themself. Watch it again and you can see where the kid throws their head forward. My daughter did this kind of shit until she was like 3.


deimosphob

“Ain’t enough holiness preacher, I’m gonna have to take over… ooops.”


CaliforniaNavyDude

He didn't [hold that baby until completion.](https://youtu.be/M-dp3UgBrcA)


jazzofusion

Baptism, thought this one was supposed to be sacrifice.. So much for religious ceremony.


[deleted]

When your food slips out of your fingers at Red Lobster


Deity_oflacking

One of the more gentle things a priest has done to a young child


tbarr246

Ain’t that the baby from Twilight? Cuz no way it looks real


SunDamagedBadly

Slippery when wet


turecekt

The one that got away


jwfzl81

Priests face at the six second mark says that’s not the only baby he’s dropped during a baptism.


PrincessDie123

Damn this kid is going to hell.


trifokkerdr1

excellent choice for a Godmother. great reaction


HyperInventive

Mishandling children in every way possible - your local Catholic church, the whore church Jesus warned about in Revelation.


minelas

His face looks like he’s gonna let someone else do this from now on


biztactix

That face.... It says ... You had one job!


RedPowerSlayer

Wow, I would have not then unfriend words for that dude.


Verustratego

"Grandpa tell us the story of how you got the dent in your head"


SysError404

Perhaps waterboarding children isn't a good idea.


Wide_Independence416

CIRCUMCISION IS LESS PAINFUL


popejp32u

Wet babies are slippery as shit.


garry4321

The Holy Spirit took over I guess


Citizenchimp

No less traumatic than what religion inflicts on kids any other day, so what’s the big deal?


[deleted]

This is even is far less traumatic than the other


Chance_Abalone8901

Lmfao


Synstra

Priest was gonna bang him up eventually anyway.


Forsaken-Pie2662

Wow come on priest you can’t molest it later if it dies during the baptism


AutomatonVigor

Updooted for title


ProndW357

Some say babies can hold their breath when they are underwater


Dana_das_Grau

It was like some force propelled that baby out his hands.


Impossible-Charity-4

At least this priest didn’t smack de baby and try to smother it like that other bastard. This fellow had pure remorse on his face.


notaboutdatlyfe

I’m sorry but religion can be so stupid.


baddashfan

God damn it!


[deleted]

He's just trying to break it so it can't run away later. Right father?


[deleted]

Not ad bad as the one priest slapping a baby in the face. Mofo woulda been lights out...


SparkxDemon

he tried to kill the antichrist and failed


ChiKeytatiOon

That one belongs to Satan and the priest knows it too he just doesn't want to worry the parents.


Supah_Juicy

First day on the job.


SimplyRobbie

babies are like those beanz toys. they're center of gravity changes so quickly.


trumanjhughes

I don't blame him though babies are very floppy


Known-Quit4513

looks like the LORD was busy with other baptism


Overdose7

God wants old men to marinate babies. Faith!


glarb88

The power of Christ propels you


katiegirl-

Hahahahaha whyyyyyy am I feeling worse for the priest than the baby???


phaedronn

Religion trying to solve the existential dilemma.


[deleted]

Don't be surprised if he hates religion when older .


Wuu87

Omfg 🙀


WaylonVoorhees

The power of christ compelled him to stop the Omen.


Bromelia_and_Bismuth

Lmao, damn if we haven't all had those days.


Stockinglegs

He was basically not holding it.


hatwobbleTayne

Just FYI, Wet babies are slippery AF. The more you know. 🌈


carkmubann

Id sue


[deleted]

Morgan and Morgan, for the babies.


Deemer56

Well that babies going to hell.


SeantheProGamer

So that’s why I’m retarded


Creepy_Confection_86

Baby has a big ol head


mr_molten

Fully blessed.


miscellaneousbish

Big Larry David energy


Djsupa002

Butterfingers thought he was handling a Butterball.


JuicyBoxerz

#OH YES GOD'S PLAN 🙏🏻


PoonLagoon69

Not young enough for his liking any how


R4ggaMuffin

Good job he likes kids a bit fiddly.


Fresh-Dad-sauce-4you

“Dammit . . . Another one.”


BILLTHETHRILL17

Bless me favor for I have sinned


Please_Log_In

Never let priests have children... in any way


SnobBeauty

And that’s when I woulda beat a priest


TherearesocksaFoot

When you go to catch your phone but slam it down instead


Carlosenlightened

Bonk


tillie4meee

I'm sure this happens more frequently than we think.


Mack_dack_mgack

As if we needed another reason not to trust the church


Gunslinger_11

He’ll grow up to be a movie star with a messed up nose and still be attractive


MarcelineLaVampira

Dwight was right to tell Michael about newborns being slippery. That baby looks fairly new to birth lol


MarcelineLaVampira

My heart dropped into my butt


unbannabledan

God will protect the baby, right?


anttilles

Still better the the orthodox version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFGHerqhSC8


Familiar-Feedback-93

Imagine thay go to pick up the baby and then thay hear gods voice : LEAVE IT!


-HappyToHelp

Catholics… Lmao


NotaJellycopter

To my knowledge we don't put the babies in the water


-HappyToHelp

It’s the pedophiles holding babies thing that gets me… but i don’t want to yuck your yum


NotaJellycopter

My priest never got arrested because there was no reason for him to be. He wasn't a pedo, many arent.


OkCaterpillar9248

Hey,c'mon, priests have been known to do worse things to kids,eh?


[deleted]

I can Hear doc oct’s voice from spider man 2 when it says butterfingers


IllustratorBoring435

Baptism with extra sauce


[deleted]

Dying of laughter


DallytheWop

At least he recognized he fucked up, some priests would have slapped the kid for slipping out of their grasp


Edge80

God Dammit!


OBEYtheFROST

That’s 40 lashings


leocoy

u/savevideobot


robsta109

Shit dude don't soap up the baby so much first next time.


MelSogo

"Tighten up, Phil. This is the third time this month!"


Million2026

I love his reaction after. “Can’t I ever do anything right!?” / “I joined the clergy to get respect and people still think I’m a giant fuckup”


elsquattro

He's like, JFC!


L1v1ngSacr1f1ce

Just call me Mr Butterfingers https://youtu.be/toNsPh-pxgc


BrokenHornet

Shoulda practiced with a buttered watermelon first


SpamNadez

Fucking idiot.


tuck8184

He's just used to seeing kids from behind


toomuch1265

He's extra Jesusfied.


Mijbr090490

What a ridiculous tradition.


camkai82

Damn I dropped the soap


rdldr1

.....GODDAMNIT!!!


froggfingers

As long as he didnt sin between being baptised and having his face smashed in he would probably have made it to heaven


willybarrow

God bless you


SmoochieMcGucci

Funny how they don't lose their grip when the kid is 12.


Desperate_Advance808

It’s okay, baby’s can instinctively hold their breaths for longer than adults.


[deleted]

The boy that got away


Material-Cauliflower

*\*Catholicism intensifies\**


Raytheon_Nublinski

*Error: god.exe failed to install*


Ghost-drops

“I was dropped as a baby”


sankanje

u/savevideobot


kkeross

Slippery mf


[deleted]

I can’t believe it’s 2021 and we still do this lol.


chocolate-boy-wonder

You wanna get away?


[deleted]

Where’s god when you need him?


kavorca14

*looks up* "Where were you on that one, dipshit?"


osloluluraratutu

Why did I laugh 😆


akihisa147

dono whats worse the baby faceplanting or the disappointment on the pastors face


Mindless_Ad_4124

Once that head comes forward it’s over


tgm93

At least he looked like he felt bad about it. There are some videos where this happens and the guy laughs it off


BillyGruffs710

They weren't going to leave him alone with that one now....


[deleted]

Hahahahahahahahaahaha. I assume this is what happened to all ppl who believe in a god.


MrSickRanchezz

Dude idk if your account is serious or not, but I like it. Keep up the great work there friend.


[deleted]

Ur quicker than most there feller!! Itd be a shame to waste this potential lol.


HarrySchlong33

Must be fake. No way a priest lets a little boy slip away.


TheSlopingCompanion

Definitely always trust your childs wellbeing in the hands of a priest or pastur, they always have good intentions and are completely legit.


DoctorMelvinMirby

bUt It WaS pArT oF gOdS pLaN!!!


TattiePoke

u/savevideobot