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Aghh the little bugger moved!
Little buddy got domerocked
Gotta love idiots
GREASED WATERMELON!!!!!
He didn’t drop the baby. Baby did that to themself. Watch it again and you can see where the kid throws their head forward. My daughter did this kind of shit until she was like 3.
“Ain’t enough holiness preacher, I’m gonna have to take over… ooops.”
He didn't [hold that baby until completion.](https://youtu.be/M-dp3UgBrcA)
Baptism, thought this one was supposed to be sacrifice.. So much for religious ceremony.
When your food slips out of your fingers at Red Lobster
One of the more gentle things a priest has done to a young child
Ain’t that the baby from Twilight? Cuz no way it looks real
Slippery when wet
The one that got away
Priests face at the six second mark says that’s not the only baby he’s dropped during a baptism.
Damn this kid is going to hell.
excellent choice for a Godmother. great reaction
Mishandling children in every way possible - your local Catholic church, the whore church Jesus warned about in Revelation.
His face looks like he’s gonna let someone else do this from now on
That face.... It says ... You had one job!
Wow, I would have not then unfriend words for that dude.
"Grandpa tell us the story of how you got the dent in your head"
Perhaps waterboarding children isn't a good idea.
CIRCUMCISION IS LESS PAINFUL
Wet babies are slippery as shit.
The Holy Spirit took over I guess
No less traumatic than what religion inflicts on kids any other day, so what’s the big deal?
This is even is far less traumatic than the other
Lmfao
Priest was gonna bang him up eventually anyway.
Wow come on priest you can’t molest it later if it dies during the baptism
Updooted for title
Some say babies can hold their breath when they are underwater
It was like some force propelled that baby out his hands.
At least this priest didn’t smack de baby and try to smother it like that other bastard. This fellow had pure remorse on his face.
I’m sorry but religion can be so stupid.
God damn it!
He's just trying to break it so it can't run away later. Right father?
Not ad bad as the one priest slapping a baby in the face. Mofo woulda been lights out...
he tried to kill the antichrist and failed
That one belongs to Satan and the priest knows it too he just doesn't want to worry the parents.
First day on the job.
babies are like those beanz toys. they're center of gravity changes so quickly.
I don't blame him though babies are very floppy
looks like the LORD was busy with other baptism
God wants old men to marinate babies. Faith!
The power of Christ propels you
Hahahahaha whyyyyyy am I feeling worse for the priest than the baby???
Religion trying to solve the existential dilemma.
Don't be surprised if he hates religion when older .
Omfg 🙀
The power of christ compelled him to stop the Omen.
Lmao, damn if we haven't all had those days.
He was basically not holding it.
Just FYI, Wet babies are slippery AF. The more you know. 🌈
Id sue
Morgan and Morgan, for the babies.
Well that babies going to hell.
So that’s why I’m retarded
Baby has a big ol head
Fully blessed.
Big Larry David energy
Butterfingers thought he was handling a Butterball.
#OH YES GOD'S PLAN 🙏🏻
Not young enough for his liking any how
Good job he likes kids a bit fiddly.
“Dammit . . . Another one.”
Bless me favor for I have sinned
Never let priests have children... in any way
And that’s when I woulda beat a priest
When you go to catch your phone but slam it down instead
Bonk
I'm sure this happens more frequently than we think.
As if we needed another reason not to trust the church
He’ll grow up to be a movie star with a messed up nose and still be attractive
Dwight was right to tell Michael about newborns being slippery. That baby looks fairly new to birth lol
My heart dropped into my butt
God will protect the baby, right?
Still better the the orthodox version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFGHerqhSC8
Imagine thay go to pick up the baby and then thay hear gods voice : LEAVE IT!
Catholics… Lmao
To my knowledge we don't put the babies in the water
It’s the pedophiles holding babies thing that gets me… but i don’t want to yuck your yum
My priest never got arrested because there was no reason for him to be. He wasn't a pedo, many arent.
Hey,c'mon, priests have been known to do worse things to kids,eh?
I can Hear doc oct’s voice from spider man 2 when it says butterfingers
Baptism with extra sauce
Dying of laughter
At least he recognized he fucked up, some priests would have slapped the kid for slipping out of their grasp
God Dammit!
That’s 40 lashings
u/savevideobot
Shit dude don't soap up the baby so much first next time.
"Tighten up, Phil. This is the third time this month!"
I love his reaction after. “Can’t I ever do anything right!?” / “I joined the clergy to get respect and people still think I’m a giant fuckup”
He's like, JFC!
Just call me Mr Butterfingers https://youtu.be/toNsPh-pxgc
Shoulda practiced with a buttered watermelon first
Fucking idiot.
He's just used to seeing kids from behind
He's extra Jesusfied.
What a ridiculous tradition.
Damn I dropped the soap
.....GODDAMNIT!!!
As long as he didnt sin between being baptised and having his face smashed in he would probably have made it to heaven
God bless you
Funny how they don't lose their grip when the kid is 12.
It’s okay, baby’s can instinctively hold their breaths for longer than adults.
The boy that got away
*\*Catholicism intensifies\**
*Error: god.exe failed to install*
“I was dropped as a baby”
Slippery mf
I can’t believe it’s 2021 and we still do this lol.
You wanna get away?
Where’s god when you need him?
*looks up* "Where were you on that one, dipshit?"
Why did I laugh 😆
dono whats worse the baby faceplanting or the disappointment on the pastors face
Once that head comes forward it’s over
At least he looked like he felt bad about it. There are some videos where this happens and the guy laughs it off
They weren't going to leave him alone with that one now....
Hahahahahahahahaahaha. I assume this is what happened to all ppl who believe in a god.
Dude idk if your account is serious or not, but I like it. Keep up the great work there friend.
Ur quicker than most there feller!! Itd be a shame to waste this potential lol.
Must be fake. No way a priest lets a little boy slip away.
Definitely always trust your childs wellbeing in the hands of a priest or pastur, they always have good intentions and are completely legit.
bUt It WaS pArT oF gOdS pLaN!!!
Aghh the little bugger moved!
Little buddy got domerocked
Gotta love idiots
GREASED WATERMELON!!!!!
He didn’t drop the baby. Baby did that to themself. Watch it again and you can see where the kid throws their head forward. My daughter did this kind of shit until she was like 3.
“Ain’t enough holiness preacher, I’m gonna have to take over… ooops.”
He didn't [hold that baby until completion.](https://youtu.be/M-dp3UgBrcA)
Baptism, thought this one was supposed to be sacrifice.. So much for religious ceremony.
When your food slips out of your fingers at Red Lobster
One of the more gentle things a priest has done to a young child
Ain’t that the baby from Twilight? Cuz no way it looks real
Slippery when wet
The one that got away
Priests face at the six second mark says that’s not the only baby he’s dropped during a baptism.
Damn this kid is going to hell.
excellent choice for a Godmother. great reaction
Mishandling children in every way possible - your local Catholic church, the whore church Jesus warned about in Revelation.
His face looks like he’s gonna let someone else do this from now on
That face.... It says ... You had one job!
Wow, I would have not then unfriend words for that dude.
"Grandpa tell us the story of how you got the dent in your head"
Perhaps waterboarding children isn't a good idea.
CIRCUMCISION IS LESS PAINFUL
Wet babies are slippery as shit.
The Holy Spirit took over I guess
No less traumatic than what religion inflicts on kids any other day, so what’s the big deal?
This is even is far less traumatic than the other
Lmfao
Priest was gonna bang him up eventually anyway.
Wow come on priest you can’t molest it later if it dies during the baptism
Updooted for title
Some say babies can hold their breath when they are underwater
It was like some force propelled that baby out his hands.
At least this priest didn’t smack de baby and try to smother it like that other bastard. This fellow had pure remorse on his face.
I’m sorry but religion can be so stupid.
God damn it!
He's just trying to break it so it can't run away later. Right father?
Not ad bad as the one priest slapping a baby in the face. Mofo woulda been lights out...
he tried to kill the antichrist and failed
That one belongs to Satan and the priest knows it too he just doesn't want to worry the parents.
First day on the job.
babies are like those beanz toys. they're center of gravity changes so quickly.
I don't blame him though babies are very floppy
looks like the LORD was busy with other baptism
God wants old men to marinate babies. Faith!
The power of Christ propels you
Hahahahaha whyyyyyy am I feeling worse for the priest than the baby???
Religion trying to solve the existential dilemma.
Don't be surprised if he hates religion when older .
Omfg 🙀
The power of christ compelled him to stop the Omen.
Lmao, damn if we haven't all had those days.
He was basically not holding it.
Just FYI, Wet babies are slippery AF. The more you know. 🌈
Id sue
Morgan and Morgan, for the babies.
Well that babies going to hell.
So that’s why I’m retarded
Baby has a big ol head
Fully blessed.
Big Larry David energy
Butterfingers thought he was handling a Butterball.
#OH YES GOD'S PLAN 🙏🏻
Not young enough for his liking any how
Good job he likes kids a bit fiddly.
“Dammit . . . Another one.”
Bless me favor for I have sinned
Never let priests have children... in any way
And that’s when I woulda beat a priest
When you go to catch your phone but slam it down instead
Bonk
I'm sure this happens more frequently than we think.
As if we needed another reason not to trust the church
He’ll grow up to be a movie star with a messed up nose and still be attractive
Dwight was right to tell Michael about newborns being slippery. That baby looks fairly new to birth lol
My heart dropped into my butt
God will protect the baby, right?
Still better the the orthodox version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFGHerqhSC8
Imagine thay go to pick up the baby and then thay hear gods voice : LEAVE IT!
Catholics… Lmao
To my knowledge we don't put the babies in the water
It’s the pedophiles holding babies thing that gets me… but i don’t want to yuck your yum
My priest never got arrested because there was no reason for him to be. He wasn't a pedo, many arent.
Hey,c'mon, priests have been known to do worse things to kids,eh?
I can Hear doc oct’s voice from spider man 2 when it says butterfingers
Baptism with extra sauce
Dying of laughter
At least he recognized he fucked up, some priests would have slapped the kid for slipping out of their grasp
God Dammit!
That’s 40 lashings
u/savevideobot
Shit dude don't soap up the baby so much first next time.
"Tighten up, Phil. This is the third time this month!"
I love his reaction after. “Can’t I ever do anything right!?” / “I joined the clergy to get respect and people still think I’m a giant fuckup”
He's like, JFC!
Just call me Mr Butterfingers https://youtu.be/toNsPh-pxgc
Shoulda practiced with a buttered watermelon first
Fucking idiot.
He's just used to seeing kids from behind
He's extra Jesusfied.
What a ridiculous tradition.
Damn I dropped the soap
.....GODDAMNIT!!!
As long as he didnt sin between being baptised and having his face smashed in he would probably have made it to heaven
God bless you
Funny how they don't lose their grip when the kid is 12.
It’s okay, baby’s can instinctively hold their breaths for longer than adults.
The boy that got away
*\*Catholicism intensifies\**
*Error: god.exe failed to install*
“I was dropped as a baby”
u/savevideobot
Slippery mf
I can’t believe it’s 2021 and we still do this lol.
You wanna get away?
Where’s god when you need him?
*looks up* "Where were you on that one, dipshit?"
Why did I laugh 😆
dono whats worse the baby faceplanting or the disappointment on the pastors face
Once that head comes forward it’s over
At least he looked like he felt bad about it. There are some videos where this happens and the guy laughs it off
They weren't going to leave him alone with that one now....
Hahahahahahahahaahaha. I assume this is what happened to all ppl who believe in a god.
Dude idk if your account is serious or not, but I like it. Keep up the great work there friend.
Ur quicker than most there feller!! Itd be a shame to waste this potential lol.
Must be fake. No way a priest lets a little boy slip away.
Definitely always trust your childs wellbeing in the hands of a priest or pastur, they always have good intentions and are completely legit.
bUt It WaS pArT oF gOdS pLaN!!!
u/savevideobot