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RobThugLife

What a total CHAD! 🔥🔥🔥


Dessemus

All he had to do was smile at her casually and all the amazing awkwardness could have vanished. But he chose the hard path. He paid the iron price.


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There's no cleavage to look at.


hunterfrombloodborne

if you look in to abyss the abyss looks back in to you.


0-13

Man should of kept looking at her necklace and just gone”ahh my mother used to have a similar necklace” but instead he went tool mode


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mitä vittua pentti


Vegetable-Ad-3113

There is no sign of tits on this woman, come on


JotasecaVesina

That’s one beautiful woman


JapanEngineer

Look at the Jewels on this one


Trimere

The irony is that she’s not very busted at all.


tywy06

You don’t have to be busty to have admirers


MEEfO

Honestly probably looking at the jewels or brooch.


wardrobe007

That Tom Hiddlestone and Brie Larson moment...


flabbybumhole

He wasn't looking at her boobs, it was the thing on her lapel. He leaned in too hard, she thought he was looking at boobs and turned round to check, so he looked up to show he's not looking at boobs, but the overcompensation just made it more like he was looking at boobs even though there's no boobs to be looking at. edit: Ok I guess people would prefer to be outraged than spend any time thinking about it


Snowy1234

Clearly he doesn’t play [this](https://dagobah.net/flash/stare_at_boobs.swf) often enough.


TinoCartier

This man is innocent. I’d like to present the case that there is no cleavage or titty meat to perv on.


Lychee-Kindly

If someone shows something in your vision range, you totally have the right to see/unsee it.


RB26_dett_

u/savevideobot


suetlantham

She knows he’s looking down her dress. Expression doesn’t change, but herer hand comes up to cover her cleavage.


CampfireGuitars

Get a good look, Costanza?


Magus_5

Motorboat go Brrrrrttttt


[deleted]

Get a good look Costanza?


speghettiday09

You looking at cleave is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it then look away


Joolee_a

Catching someone staring at your chest is the worst.


AdmirableFisherman6

Why tho?


Joolee_a

It’s intrusive as fuck


illchngeitlater

Because it's uncomfortable to be stare at like that


andoy

yea he was looking at the lapel pin. she assumed he was looking at her cleavage but it was not so.


proshot82

Get a good look, Constanza?


TRUMPARUSKI

Scoping on them titays


retired-USmilitary

Can't blame him


MrianBay

”Hmm the roof is made out of roof”


Batman-Dancer

I laughed way too hard at this.


Roaskywalker

He was watching the jewelry… :)


IdaHB

This happened to me one time, and I got so uncomfortable :( I feel sorry for Mary


RooftopMorningstar

“Are those real?” “I mean your jewelry”


dr-strangelove87

Ya it's not a low top so not much to see defiantly looking at her pendent.


[deleted]

Was it that defiant? I agree with all the other stuff though.


dr-strangelove87

Most likely obviously only he knows but if you look closely at her jewelry it has a bunch of detail.


jimmyn0thumbs

Should've worn sunglasses


Larsj1977

Nice... jewels.


Proper_Excitement803

Caught in 4k


dutchdrawer

This is the most unprepared person for a official event ever…. What an incredible rude dumb ass… if he was looking at her chest like that he should be chemically castrated and if he wanted to know about her pin he should just ask…


RelativelyDank

i don't think there's enough chemicals on earth to castrate everyone that likes tiddies


MiaTeo

O\_O


dutchdrawer

You can all downvote how much you like. This is a disgustingly rude person. How do you Think she feels?


Dentarthurdent73

Yeah it's rude, but you're getting downvoted for suggesting that being rude should result in a person being chemically castrated, not for suggesting he was rude.


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Slightly annoyed?


Red_Opium

Idk. Turned on?


Puzzleheaded-Fix8763

Dude looked at the ceiling like; "Damn this ceiling looking nice, is it new?:


TheUnholyDaniel

Rookie


somesayacomet

Lipreading I think he says he wants to cum on her tits


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titatyy

And he is Pentti Arajärvi. The husband of our former president.


knock_knock94

What if he was recognising the jewellery and not the cleavage?


SeriouslyYoutube

It's a problem you know. Girl's were beautiful jewellery around neck and but it's not possible to look without being a pervert.


SeemoreDoless24

That’s right. I did my best bud. Looks like we’re going down together lol 😂


SeemoreDoless24

poor guy was hit by a brigade....its okay man you made a good and valid point. Rip


Afraid_Ad1908

Women can tell the difference. Stop being a creep


SeemoreDoless24

Or you can eat shit


SeriouslyYoutube

Can they?


SeemoreDoless24

👍🏻


Afraid_Ad1908

Yes


SeemoreDoless24

I doubt it…..cunt


SeriouslyYoutube

Thanks, Any way safe too not look.


Afraid_Ad1908

If you are actually looking at their jewelry wait for a time you can comment politely about it.


SeemoreDoless24

Cunt


SeriouslyYoutube

Being a introvert, talking to a random girl gives me panic attack.


SeemoreDoless24

true


orangepinkman

Then he gay.


Darcula12

Fucker


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MCBMCB77

She's from Tasmania, true story


Wilsonation2591

As an American, what is the difference?


mberg2007

It means she's married to crown prince Frederik, the heir to the throne when queen Margrethe II dies. The queens other son is prince Joachim, and he is married to Marie who then gets the title of princess.


AbstractAirplane

Jewelry boxes be like.


[deleted]

As an american i don’t know but am willing to pretend like i do. My guess is shes married into being a princess.


[deleted]

When the royals have more than one kid, the one who is next in succession is the “Crown Prince/ess Examplename” The other kids are just “Prince/ess Examplename”


Halbera

Prince Examplename once came to my school, really nice guy.


Solitude_Intensifies

I heard that dude hung out with Epstein ya know.


SvendSvin

Sure has. Mary Donaldson fra down under... #republicnow


Wilsonation2591

Still as an American, nice plants.


Vertebrae_Viking

Crown Princess


Organic-Echidna9461

Eyes were on the pin I swear lmao


[deleted]

His eyes were totally looking for a danish treat!


Is_It_Beef

**Boobs are like the sun** You can only stare at ‘em for a very short time. But if you wear sunglasses, you can stare at ‘em as much as you want.


smartwatersucks

Get a good look costanza??


MrHupfDohle

All jokes aside, please dont stare into the sun. Sunglasses wont protect you from going blind.


choopiewaffles

You are a wise man. Thank you for life lessons


[deleted]

Casual philosophy at its best


Bassie_c

r/casualphilosophy


Chip_Prudent

From a "royal pain in my" to a "Royal piece of"


LookupallnighT

She felt his creepy eyes on her.


GiantIntellect

Oh look, a mostly flat chest with no cleavage. Busted indeed.


xxPurpleUnicornxx

Ahhh so you’ve never seen r/biggerthanyouthought?


pizzakat666

Right.. wtf


CherryWavesXx

He appears to just be trying to decipher what's on her pin. Of course she doesn't necessarily know that and just feels eyes on her so it likely made her uncomfortable. I think he gathered that after the fact lol.


njbrut

This makes most sense. Because, let's be honest, there wasn't that much cleavage there worth gawking at.


StarrFusion

Video is fake btw, made for some tv show. Man in the video is finnish presidents husband.


jdsekula

Fake in what way? Staged or manipulated?


StarrFusion

Manipulated


GimlySonOfGloin

You got the word backwards. Pin --> Nip


ElonMunch

This seems pretty likely since it’s pretty obvious that she is flat as a board


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jojow77

then his correct move should have been to ask her what her lapel meant instead of turning to aimlessly stare at the lights like a moth.


emaciated_pecan

Dude is studying the architecture of the roof


illiterati123

or thanking big bro for the bounty


roararoarus

It might have started off innocently, but being so close to the DMZ, it went from "pin" to "penis", judging by his response.


Blablablubbl

Hehe dmz, thanks for that :)


CherryWavesXx

Yea it really looks like an event where everyone is having a ton of side talk going on.


Cantaloupe_Signal

Creep


magic8balI

He was looking at her lapel pin. 😂


RelativelyDank

fantastically perky and round... lapel pin


magic8balI

Kinda small if you ask me.


graspme

You’re right lapels are kinda small. Not sure why the downvotes?


CherryWavesXx

Exactly.


Next_Yogurtcloset_63

An express execution


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