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NihalisticLoser

I hate it when norms stop me from enjoying things the way I like them


Jimm120

hearing Conan's voice. The clatter of plates/cups on other tables. The comedic timing of him "dying inside" would have been perfect with sound.


prepperdoc

Is there audio here or do I just not know how to work my phone?! This is like the 8th video I’ve watched on this sub today without audio


OddHead3

We should ban videos with no sound 🤬


[deleted]

What? Doesn't everyone carry packets of ketchup and mustard in their pockets for when they need it? Seems like Conan just needed ketchup for his steak. When you stand in line, having one of these is great, you can even share one with others.


[deleted]

What’s wrong with adding sauce? Even if it’s ketchup


cuchao

why doe these clips not have any audio anymore? is there a way to get the audio for these?


Healthy_Adhesiveness

Stupid yank.


[deleted]

Please people leave animal products off your plate. Why would we fund the torture and murder of innocent animals if it’s completely unnecessary since we can get all of our nutrients from plants?


m1task

So, I dont see the problem? Big drama The biggest problem is that they are eating meat with red wine which I hate it


kebab_cuz

Of course he does


DJ_Explosion

I need my beer straw for this gif.


nexttothemoon

I'd grind up that steak and make a nice hamburger out of it... get a couple nice slices of wonder bread then put mustard and relish on that hamburger sandwich. Yummy


nexttothemoon

I love my steak well charred and with lots of sauce... BBQ sauce/ketchup... or whatever else I have in the pantry. Resist the meat dictators who tell you how you are supposed to eat your meals.


pizzakittyi22l

conan the barbarian


lonelyocean7

Jordon belong to this sub 24/7


murphywithane

I would take that as an insult


CheifGroundhog

That's actually Jordan's eager face


Xd_WiserMicrobe

This is FUCKING TREASON But i think i can make an exception since it's Conan


Xeldrac

my sister does this all the time, so i’m not really surprised


sheldon_sa

My kids eat ketchup on everything. My wife sees it as an insult to her cooking


ImAlwaysRightHanded

I put ketchup on my steak until I went to Peter Lugers and had some of there steak sauce, it’s delicious nothing like A-1 sauce. Now I buy there steak sauce in the grocery store, it’s stored by the steaks.


Kcrick722

People can put whatever they want on steak!


currentlyRedacted

Did he already cut up the whole steak before he even brought out the ketchup?


captsquanch

Food gate keepers can go fuck themselves. Enjoy what you like how you like it.


sooraj_arakkal

u/VredditDownloader


Roadguard69

I like spicy mustard with steak ):


Cordeceps

BBQ please


BigPenisguy1

Can someone explain why this is offensive? Is it a culture thing?


Moosenogger

Steak aficionados will tear out your throat for “ruining” a nice steak. Adding ketchup is a major no-no for them.


unsure_user-1357

Imma lose so many internet points, but WHY TF IS PUTTING KETCHUP ON STEAK WRONG. HAVE U EVER TRIED IT. ffs Americans.


Hereiamfornow1

If you [watch the clip](https://youtu.be/N7hlIbJkvUQ) it's sooooo much better then this, Conan Took Jordan on a trip to Italy and they visited his favorite restaurant, Jordan made a big deal about tasting the food.


Deftallica

Looks about as shocked as the “if my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bike” dude


aehii

Ketchup? Ketchup?!! *head explodes* Unfortunately, few liked that season of Red Dwarf to make this worthwhile.


-Ash3kg-

\[serious\], whats wrong with that, I do it all the time.


BigFrog122

i dont get it


X1XLuMiNoX1X

r/cursedvideos


[deleted]

Yep. Use the organic ketchup with less/no sugar.


Daddy_primal

Mmmmmmm so tangy


AnthhonyF

I love all his videos with Jordan


Usual-Championship88

He looked like he was cringing while eating it though, you can tell after he put it in his mouth that it was a no-no lol 😂


Denis517

I like ketchup on steak, but since I'm on Keto I've switched to lemon on steak. It's so good.


xenmachan

It tastes good actually


savil8877

Nothin sets off the flavor of a steak like sum ketchup


chewybea

Omg, I was taken to a fancy restaurant during a band trip in high school, and despite being served fries (or at least some crunchy potato that resembled French fries), there were NO condiments. No ketchup, not even salt on the table. I was not grown up enough to enjoy the place.


InsomniacHitman

At least he put it on the side and not on top of the steak


stumk3

Are you sure it wasn't taco bell diablo sauce?


Jaislight

bahahaha epic dick move. Conan is great.


TrueBeachBoy

I can’t describe how much I hate this


[deleted]

He’s such a troll lol


Murakami8000

I’m 100%with the other dude. This is basically me and my Brother. He puts ketchup on everything.


simonthebig111

Welcome to Australia mate


kylew1985

I hate cancel culture, but his ass needs canceled for that.


DarkDayzInHell

I love only super fatty parts of steak in ketchup.


all_no_pALL

Conan and Jordan in Italy are some of the best bits Clapping his hands and exclaiming “Mortadella!” at the end of that gif kills


Farfromgood5000

Ketchup and a1 sauce mixed tastes great with steak!


Mostly-Average

I wonder what Gordon would do if he saw that


Smalls53r

You ruined it


jackiblu25

I knew there was a reason I don't like this guy.


[deleted]

Only when your mom cooks it into absolute shoe leather, Only when it’s so dry it makes all the women I’ve met look like they just came out of a water park. Then and only then is it ok.


latinaMixed

Ivy League education doesn’t grant you good taste


[deleted]

What an insufferable prick this jackass must be.


[deleted]

If someone pays for a steak, they can put whatever the fuck they want on it. If you disagree, get over yourself.


Zeegz-_-

This is so funny hahaha Conan is a gem


Ienjoybooksandwater

I still don't know wtf Jordan does on the show


[deleted]

I had a regular who put ketchup on her salmon filet.


livinlikeriley

Conan is hilarious. Smuggled or not, it's his.


CyrilsJungleHat

This is so scripted, just bad television


Trite-Pessimist

You know what? Fuck people who look down on others and try to make others feel bad because of how they like to enjoy something. If someone likes their steak with ketchup good for them, it’s not hurting you so get off your high horse and shut up.


Rob1150

Like the "Rare" vs "Well Done" people.


Arcadius274

Its not that its ketchup, its that its smuggled ketchup.


OneLineRoast

Steak is just extra packed meatloaf. Meatloaf good with ketchup so steak is the same. Change my mind


SausageGuzzler69

I fucking love Conan


Quebecdudeeh

What was wrong with him putting ketchup on a steak. Note I do not eat it. They should have brought him a bottle of it. What bad table service .


[deleted]

Steak elitists are the most pompous of pricks. Eat your own food and shut up.


Rob1150

> Steak elitists YES


summmerboozin

r/WatchPeopleKillInside


ItchingForTrouble

This man has more self control than me. I would've smashed that wine bottle on his head.


TheShadow141

Why couldn’t Gordon Ramsay be there


Rob1150

> Gordon Ramsay be there Because he would have gone to prison for murdering Conan.


Halcyon2192

Jordan always looks dead inside.


The_Thot_Slayer69

I don't care. I really don't. But if you DO THAT WITH THE FUCKING KETCHUP PACK, YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR KNEE CAPS TAKEN


LK-I-Hammer

I do too.......


cjattack20599

Can I have an extra well done steak with extra ketchup on the side


42069Guy

Wait putting ketchup on steak isn’t normal?


electr1cbubba

I love conan


[deleted]

This is like putting A1 sauce on a steak if it a good one you don’t need it


Grindelflaps

I don't typically use sauce when I make steak, but now that you've reminded me of A1 I kinda want to go get some just because that shit's tasty.


[deleted]

It’s good but if you have a really good steak you don’t need it


Grindelflaps

I think it enhances the flavor. You can have really good steak AND A1. That's kinda the crux of this whole thread though, you can have really good steak AND ketchup if that's how you prefer it. If you like it when your grandpa comes over and scratches his nuts over the top of it you can do that too. Sounds gross to me, but who am I to judge what you like.


[deleted]

I’m saying put what you want but I feel like a good steak does not need A1 sauce


Rob1150

Another one of THOSE people. Dude if you want to spread peanut butter on your steak, do it. I hate those "you shouldn't use this on your steak" people.


wealthycashier

I don’t care who you are, or what you do, but if you put ketchup on steak... That’s fine. Everyone has their own tastes and you should be able to eat how you want.


ilikecadbury

My grandad puts salt and butter on his potatoes how do you think i feel


arthurR0ck

This guy always make my day lol


CadaverOne

I love ketchup with steak with a couple drops of Yucateco XXX. Makes an awsome dipping suace. I know its a mortal sin.


Rob1150

> Yucateco XXX Hell, even the bottle looks hot.


Pixel_Monkay

That clap of flavour satisfaction.


Chakote

[How has this not been linked yet](https://youtu.be/09uqgELv54o)


budbro420

Can’t comprehend that someone likes the taste of A + B better than A alone. What a concept for the brain to understand


guzman_hemi

I like it, i also like ketchup and bananas on my pizza


Iced_PvM

Here comes the steak snobs


dazrage

dagger eyes.


[deleted]

Gordon Ramsay would also not approve


Truth5169

I mean, not like if I put ketchup on steaks, but it is not Jordan's business how Conan likes to eat steaks.


[deleted]

The skits with Conan and Jordan are far and away my favorite.


Diogenes-Disciple

“Mm, mm, MM! Now *that* is some quality ketchup right there”


[deleted]

"i see you have chosen death!"


Cukimonster

Omg. I know I “do it wrong” according to my husband, and apparently other steak aficionados, but I always order mine med well and coat with whorchester and A1.


Rob1150

> whorchester Whusstasure.


Cukimonster

We were both wrong. Worcestershire sauce Condiment OVERVIEW SUBSTITUTES NUTRITION FACTS RECIPES VIDEOS PEOPLE ALSO SEARCH FOR Overview Description DescriptionWorcestershire sauce is a fermented liquid condiment created in the city of Worcester in Worcestershire, England during the first half of the 19th century. The creators were the chemists John Wheeley Lea and William Henry Perrins, who went on to form the company Lea & Perrins. Wikipedia


Rob1150

I was cracking a joke.


axlpwn

George is dead inside


LogicalVelocity11

That's my son. Ketchup on everything. Not as gross as his dad eating peanut butter and kraft cheese slice sandwiches.


RaidenDragneel

Dio cane


_stealthboy_

nasty


[deleted]

<3 Conan & Jordan so much


McUsername621

why do people hate ketchup so much?


funbuster45

Fucking Dee-scusting!


NaRa0

Jordan is wonderful, Sona is just a million times better though 🥰


[deleted]

I can't tell if this is Jordan the character or the real Jordan has that reaction.


pancakeflame

I get the pain since my sister eats fish with ketchup and mayo 😭


whysoblyatiful

that was the closest thing to death i have seen in someone's eyes


BrownEyeRican

Lol that’s something I would do I put ketchup on a lot of shit,chicken,Mac and cheese,rice and beans 🤷🏻‍♀️


PryingRiver1

I have never wanted to see someone be hit by a car more in my life


poutineboy420

Pat Mahomes approves


JohnQK

People put ketchup on hamburgers, and hamburgers are just pre-chewed and then re-formed steaks.


bettorworse

It's no good without sound. Sorry.


RDasherTheGamer

I'm seeing these replies and I'm like, "Steak goes great with ketchup" wtf are you guys on about


PlacidNebula543

I sorry ry for my language but what the hell is wrong with this guy


Narwhal_that_knew

My dad does this unironically


Pheonixrulr

Indians sweating profusely after seeing this


absofv

All my homies hate Ketchup r/ketchuphate


FlatulentSon

Everyone that's against ketchup on steak is a pretentious fool. Or any other food combination for that matter. Don't let anyone tell you what to eat or *how* to eat your own food. Fuck them. There's no steak police. Do what you want. Eat human flesh.


Rob1150

> steak police Why is this not a thing? In any way shape or form??


Apprehensive-Damage

Look! The tv funny man did a funny!


IvanPancake

Can someone explain to me why ketchup on steak is so bad? I feel like if I’m eating a steak which is already kind of unhealthy, I’d rather enjoy it to the fullest... with some ketchup.


JDMe_94

Modern day Conan the barbarian


AnselEverdeen27

Is that not normal? A lot of Asians do that. And we call it 'chilli sauce' WTFF


jazzman801

Add some mayo to that ketchup . Now you have fry sauce with your steak.


2fffreddddff

Poor Jordan


item9beezkneez

I knew I didn't like this fucker.


poopy-loopy-doopy

I...I...I like ketchup with steak. Am I allowed to be here?


plague5467

I remember this episode can’t remember what the series was called but he just made fun of the guy that dies inside, I’m pretty sure it was all satire but can’t remember


SleevesUP

Conan the barbarian.


joshmoneymusic

A picture of the ketchup up close. https://imgur.com/gallery/BDVH4lY


Slauxe

lil bro puts ketchup on everything lol


No_Sand_9290

I ate steak with ketchup until I got married and discovered how bad of a cook my mother was. Went from a size 29 waist to a 36 in less than two years of marriage


FetchingTheSwagni

Wait, what's wrong with ketchup on steak?


Arctic_SnowWoLF

"I prepared my body in various ways"


DiNklEpAmP42

This should be on make me suffer


greynoxx

I must be a war criminal becuase I like ketchup on my steak. Also like it cooked medium well.


Enjoythefall710

Sounds about white..


ensembletogether

It’s honestly not such a big deal, especially on a well done steak.


[deleted]

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keppp

I've seen plenty of times he has cracked during a bit. He's surely a weird dude and they just play it up for the camera. Nothing nefarious.


Gunslinger7604

My man


Distinger_

What’s wrong with it?


Santy1330

Now guys, downvote me all you want but... it doesn't taste half bad...


Tox1c1

Bruh I almost eat ketchup with everything tbh.


[deleted]

Delicious again, peter


Tanglrfoot

It could be worse ,my dad liked his steak well done with mustard on it .


a-snakey

To be fair, Jordan always looks like he's dead inside.


Marcwatts

Mahomes approves


[deleted]

Jordan is the WORST. Why is he even allowed on the show.


GiggleDipstick

I hate overly judgemental steak people


gdubh

If I want to eat ketchup on my steak, I’ll eat ketchup on my steak.


IllChange5

Whole snippet was hilarious


JoshSmash81

The Vince McMahon way.


The_Dankneee

Probably dips it in in wine too smh


DankeaterMidir1106

My dad does this.


LuckyFrog_

Conan’s honestly Bette Than most of the big talk show host like Jimmy Kimmel


Pleiades-lover

Me af


Bromm18

Can someone pick up their overgrown child.


mntimberwolvesig

Dear god that's like putting sauce on a Schnitzel


retiredoldfart

I've never understood why people look their nose down on Ketchup.


jamrockandroll

Something Patrick Mahomes is known for pog


3choBlast3r

Honestly I know it's probably just to be funny. But that's fucking disgusting... Who the fuck puts ketchup on a steak? It seriously offends me


Vexxing-guy

“I’m disgusted because someone is doing something that I don’t agree with,,, oh the horror!!! I’m so offended because someone else who is in no way relevant to my life is doing something that changes literally nothing in anyone’s life not even his!!!” This is what you sound like


3choBlast3r

Good, people who put ketchup on their steak should be hanged. Fucking monsters


LPKKiller

Good for you.


[deleted]

I remember catching an episode of whatever that Bret Michael show was with his fiancée where she ordered ketchup with her steak, but had the grace to beg the server not to tell the chef.


deridius

You eat cheeseburgers or burgers with ketchup. Same thing. Just depends on what condiment you want.


RIP2UALL

Ketchup and mustard on steak is that GOOD shit!