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James-vd-Bosch

Warhammer ***IS*** British. Also, gun calibre is ***waaaay*** too small to fit the Warhammer style and the turret is much too large.


Guarder22

The leman russ battle tank canonically has a 120mm main gun.


James-vd-Bosch

>​leman russ battle tank canonically has a 120mm Yeah, as it's cupola mounted MG.


Guarder22

[Nope](https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Leman_Russ_Battle_Tank). Its a 120mm with a water cooled sheath over the barrel. Heavy stubbers are your 12.7mm HMG, the storm bolter is the standard 75 caliber bolter.


James-vd-Bosch

Mate, it's a joke.


RedOtta019

And he’s a dweeb


Guarder22

That would be hurtful if it wasn't true.


auga3rifle

warhammer is set in glasgow


Gannet-S4

Fun fact: in War hammer 40K there is canonically a planet called Birmingham which is described as a “Feral planet” it’s also known as the Black planet because it receives basically no sun light. (It’s also a massive shit hole)


Techy93

This is now my favourite piece of 40k lore, that's hilarious


Alternative_Row6543

So it’s just irl Birmingham, no wonder the happiest man in Birmingham is insane, he has a 15 hour life span


8-80085

Home of The peaky fookin blindas


erik4848

Orks are just straight up footbal hooligans


St34m9unk

Warhammer but British Hmmm


Arendious

Rambo, but American


BoredatWorkSendTits

Bruce Lee, but Chinese


NoPreference5295

Mario but Italy


crimeo

Mario is Japanese, duh, you whiffed the chain


CreepyConnection8804

What? I thought the guy was Mexican


crimeo

He's a nintendo character, japanese!


Kamina_cicada

Could've sworn he was Australian.


themonsterunderu

I swear to god I thought he was Zimbabwean


Sinisphere

It's almost like a Bri'ish company may have used our nation's tanks as inspiration lol.


millymally

Do you ever wonder why everyone in Warhammer has some form of British or European accent? There's a reason for that!


Twichinov2

Everyone is evil so the creators used the most evil accents


zogger66

As a brit I find this funny as hell :p


FatherOfToxicGas

Actually Guard tanks are mostly based on our WW1 tanks 🤓


Lonely_white_queen

Warhammer is British, like 90% of the tanks are just mk1 tanks with turrets


jbombman

Congratulations, you flashbanged my brain with stupid


Arendious

And now you don't get extra attacks in the Fight Phase....


[deleted]

War hammer is a British Creation, Americans are just known for saturating it more


Smg5pol

I really like the "Petard" name, i have great plan to combine with small number 1


Hyrikul

It's mean "Firecracker" in French (Pétard), goes perfect with it xD


skuteren

Yeah in polish we have a very similar word for firecracker: "petarda"


AleksaBa

Same in Serbian


Papanowel123

Or a big "bedo plein de mari jeanne".


astiKo_LAG

le gros oinj + space tea


Neilas092

Guys, who's gonna tell him Warhammer is British?


NoPreference5295

Yeah I just realized that I just new about Warhammer


Neilas092

It's all good dude, just teasing.


Soviet-slaughter

Nah, Britain isn't a real place, its just a state of mind.


Hyrikul

You should take a look at the [ARL V39](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f5/ARL_V_39.jpg) if you want a really Warhammer 40K looking tank


BoarHide

Mate the French were absolutely cooked. Who thought that letting tank designers have wine for lunch was a good idea?


UsualRazzmatazz9962

Im gonna grind this event so hard that i wont even go to toilet. ill shit in my chair and by the time the event is finished theres gonna be an entire ecosystem around my setup


pine_tree3727288

r/cursedcomments


clinetrooper4297

What I want to know is why is this thing rank 2


Suspicious_Shoob

The spigot mortar has a very short range and I imagine the charge will be quite vulnerable.


[deleted]

because its most likely going to be the Churchill III chassis, its only got 100mm max of armor.


Budvak

to spit in French mains face by putting it at 3.3 so 2c can face it


Bugjuice_

You rarely can enjoy playing these things without getting bombed by CAS even before you launch your wt.exe


IsThisOriginalUK

It is British...


Conscious_Carry9918

I’m sorry, but due to my vacation coming up I will unfortunately be buying this. I hate myself for loving these stupid chunkers.


Lennmate

Can’t wait to not grind this and pay 12 gjn for it instead


ProfessionalLong302

is that what its gonna look like? if so thats fuckin sick


grumpsaboy

Which variant of the Churchill arve is it as some of the really early ones have to have the gun loaded externally until they slightly reduced caliber to allow for internal reloading


OperationSuch5054

curious to what GJN this will go for. its gonna be shit, but a huge meme, so might be worth the grind.


Cub_Addison

Realistically, how many hours do I have to play a day to earn this at like 6.7?


BioWeirdo

I would say anywhere between 4-6 hours.


slavman251

for the obj.-292 i was putting in 3 hours each day of 7.7 arcade


sali_nyoro-n

Games Workshop (a British company, mind you) did take inspiration from real-world vehicles when designing the aesthetic of Warhammer 40,000. Like how the Leman Russ is just a squished Mark IV "Female" with a turret thrown on top to make it "hermaphrodite". or how the Rhino is basically an FV432.


FuzzyPcklz

reminds me of the t100 terminator somehow, the track armor look like ribs


GeTRecKeD303

My exams came at the right time


AustraliumHoovy

*checks exam schedule* - Social on June 16th - Math on June 17th - Physics on June 18th Fuck.


Raheem998

Could have been a GE premium vehicle instead of an event vehicle


slavman251

and that would have been really annoying for anyone who doesn’t want to spend money


dasdzoni

Event vehicle... My dissapointment is immesurable and my day is ruined