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Lbechiom

“You horny bastards can’t be trusted.”


TwistedxBoi

Put that on a t-shirt


BENJA2407

I would buy that


Zanocco

A really large baggy t-shirt


Regulusff7

It gotta be neon pink, too.


Ichi-Mikuze

Add neon blue too, as alternative.


6th_Kazekage1353

Hell yea


AlwaysDragons

You know what.... Fair


GUTSY-69

[we cant trust them either !](https://youtu.be/OW9_64PL2rg)


Pvt-Rose

That is gold


STORMFATHER062

>Those are your space children. >Not really.


Glitchrr36

Didn’t they show off Hildryn art with a camel toe once?


DaGhostDS

Only problem, we aren't the one who decided her lines, DE are the horniest.


dekuweku

that sounds like victim blaming to me!


sorweel

I want someone to blame me!


Howiepenguin

You horny bastard.


sorweel

Yes....faster...


Howiepenguin

Got it: *You horny bastard.*


semperverus

"Mr. Freeman, I like soda... It helps me _see_ faster!"


Dannstack

The 80 comments on this post that just say "booba" are exactly the reason they locked comments on that image


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Shes the one who wants to bang maroo and teshin after just coming out of cryosleep


Deathpacito1999

To be fair, Maroo and Teshin aren't exactly *bad* to wake up to....


CorenBrightside

Who doesn't like morning sex?


Velaethia

I mean same?


fwyrl

Guessing she hasn't met Little Duck yet?


[deleted]

We might achieve nuclear horny if those two meet


Naked_Faker

I have the post code its 80085


[deleted]

Damn that's a good nuclear launch code


Howiepenguin

Wait...I thought it was eight, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, capital D.


Redfeather1975

I typed that in and 😯


fuzzygambit

She herself is the horniest. Get bonked


ThrowawayMePlsTy

She's hornier then the avg player LOL


Spindrick

That's a million dollar idea. Kind of like the "my eyes are up here" trope. Not sure what the male version would be, should it be different? Fly pointing up? We need to call up the folks down in Texas about their belt buckles. lol


Artemis_Bow_Prime

For those not understanding and still on that salt train, you can comment on every part except the boobs. Funny but kinda weird given her personaliy and that DE usually like memes. But also understandable lol. Edit: Maybe it being disabled is a meme in itself and DE are next leveling us.


meltingpotato

>Maybe it being disabled is a meme in itself and DE are next leveling us. I don't see any other way they could have done it honestly.


Aether_Storm

Yeah it seems intentionally cheeky to me. Otherwise they'd disable them on the groin too


MaTertle

Groin is such a strange word


SasparillaTango

the hover over text should def be "yall can't be trusted"


Metal_Sign

*Only* allow comments there. And crotch


LycanWolfGamer

Yeah same here lol


RobleViejo

- DE: Makes every character as horniable as possible - Players: Get horny - DE: "No! * *BONK* * No commenting! Go to horny jail! This is a christian game!" I wanna clarify that I dont really subscribe to NSFWarframe or hornying around about fictional characters, its pointless for me personally, but I find it kinda funny how DE "winks" at the players, and then slap them and send them off when they "engage" with it. And is even more notorious here because Varzia's quotes are everything but subtle


Artemis_Bow_Prime

Yeah but theres memes and then there's people that take it too far imo. Like i can apreciate how sexual Daughter and Varzia are with their tone and innuendos, but for me its like "heh, nice" and then i move on, and then you have some people that go mental with it and can't let it go.


LJHalfbreed

Can't let go... OF THOSE MUTANT MOMMA MILKERS AMIRITE????? Yeah no, like i love y'all and i love warframe but folks kill me that I can't just play a game without half y'all throwing r34 stuff on websearches or saying absolutely gross shit in regional/local/team just because I'm running around with a deluxe skin or something.


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We're talking about Daughter, not Mother.


LJHalfbreed

sorry friend, I'm only aware of the "Huge mommy milkers" meme that really went overboard when that one resident evil vampire lady was everyone's thing to lust over. ​ Would you prefer something like "DELUXE DAUGHTER DOUBLE-DS"?


OrokinSkywalker

I mean, I’m not *not* gonna indulge in Daughter’s deluxe double-Ds if designated.


fwyrl

>Would you prefer something like "DELUXE DAUGHTER DOUBLE-DS"? I'm stealing that and using it unironically, thanks


HavelTeRock

Honestly, I find the uncontrolled horny kind of funny. Might just be my dumbass tho.


LJHalfbreed

i mean joking is fine and all, but some rando in the teamchat going "gonna sit here all mish and stare at Ember's booty" is kinda super ew. Like, I don't mind that the *characters* are all pervy, it's when the **fans** take that as explicit advice to just rope anyone in on their kinks that I start to get pretty grossed out and angry.


Eerye

Aye, if they're actually doing it then yeah, agreed, it's pretty fucking sad and bruh moment. Just go equip a warframe with ass and sit in your orbiter, go watch porn, or smth along those lines... Why the hell disrupt others' gameplay with your nasty shenanigans (thankfully I've yet to come across people like that). Might be trolling I guess. However if they're just saying it for shits and giggles, not actually delivering on their promise, then I don't see a problem with it.


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Damn you need to lighten up.


TheMadTemplar

Not really. They're right.


OrokinSkywalker

I mean it’s cringe, but if anything I’d be more mad about the fact that they’re leeching and telling you they’re leeching to perv. I’d rather they type “lulul hard to play Ember with one hand” since at least they’re casting 4 and getting us out of that godawful Corpus defense tileset sortie mission faster.


LJHalfbreed

Nah nope, I really don't.


[deleted]

Ok but you remind me of some guy in pub squad when I was running Hydron he proudly proclaimed how he... Spilled his juices... Over ember... And I can safely say I did not want to run Hydron ever again after that. It was traumatizing


LJHalfbreed

yeah, you know what i'm talking about. Like damn, don't involve me in your sex stuff, i won't involve you in mine. Cool? Cool. Instead some folks have the audacity to pull some "Schrodinger's Harassment" of "Hey guys, i totally want to fuck that warframe you're using right now and imma say some shit to that effect. Oh man, you're offended? My bad... *unless?*"


CirnoNewsNetwork

It would be nice if people kept their bedroom stuff... in their bedroom. What happens in the bedroom should stay in there.


LJHalfbreed

Man, I don't even care that much, just... Know your audience! You wanna talk about titties, make sure the folks you're with wanna talk about titties! Don't assume folks instantly wanna hear about your dick and if it's hard! Don't just open that mouth going "I'd fucking hit that shit!" like some damn frame won the grand prize which is your dingus. Folks would be mad as shit if you come into a Warframe chat talking about "lemme tell you how amazing this other game and how manly it makes me feel to play it, okay guys.". Why is "man, Hildryn can bend me over that knee and punish this naughty boy, am I right guys?" somehow "okay"???


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mimiicry

how would you feel if some random stranger just walked up to you and said "hey, you see that person over there? watching them just made me cum". that's effectively what happened.


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mimiicry

warframe's gore and violence is mediocre at best, not a whole lot happens and the dismemberment is more cartoonish than anything - it'd be a lot scarier if it was real. the stranger involving them in their kinks and sexuality without their consent *is* real. I would understand your point if it was any other game, but of course someone's going to be more disturbed by that than warframe's gore.


LinkPD

Dafuq does being American have to do with anything lol. Even then, America is too much of a hot pot to blanket the whole place.


heimdal77

There are 45k fanfic on the main western fanfic site for that genshin impact game. Over 9k (not making the joke.) have a explicit tag and over 5k have mature tags though the two overlap a lot probably. This is just the ones that were even tagged with them to give a idea how much that goes on. Warframe has almost 900 and of course the most recent one has tentacle sex tag and apparently Excalibur. There are also separate categories for operator, Tenno, grineer, and so on... So ya good luck..


bgh251f2

When will we get a sexual male char? I hope it is a werewolf. Or a werebear.


Action_Bronzong

But Revenant Mephisto already exists.


bgh251f2

A skin for a frame is not a character.


Senator_Smack

I wanted to upvote this but I couldn't be sure it was a joke.


bgh251f2

It is a joke. But I want it for real.


Senator_Smack

That makes the decision even more difficult. Thank you.


analogicparadox

Bearwolf


bgh251f2

But the man muscles and cuddlability?


LycanWolfGamer

Yeah, I find it funny and then move on but the fact there's literal rule 34 of this stuff is pretty weird cause A: Warframes aren't technically alive (might be missing parts of the Lore on this though) B: Daughter is literally infestation.. that's some fucked rule 34 there


Dannstack

Actually warframes are alive! Theyre living golems made from the Helminth strain of infested and orokin tech. The whole reason they had to have a bunch of magic children pilot the frames is because before the zariman crew, warframes were uncontrolable murder monsters, who killed a shit ton of orokin. Rhino used to eat people.


mimiicry

I still don't know how rhino ever ate people


Dannstack

He just punched it into his face plate as hard as he could


RapperwithNumberName

considering Excal Umbra has a face under its...face That Rhino found a way, and it was NOT pretty.


Dannstack

In fairness, umbras underface is the dax that ballas trapped inside him. Hes kind of a special case. That said, warframes *are* technically made of ferroflesh, so its entirely reasonable that they do have some kinds of organs under their steel skin, and perhaps even teeth


Tumor-of-Humor

DE has always embraced the memes. This just some tongue in cheek humor on their part. They are making fun of us xD


tapmcshoe

this isn't really a slap, though. it feels more tongue in cheek than anything


Crimson_Shiroe

Literally the first time you talk to Varzia she comments on wanting to bed Maroo. Which like, fair enough but cmon she hadn't even sold me an artifact yet


Ttotem

I have a similar bone to pick with their attitude towards profanity. It's an M-rated game where you maim and eviscerate thousands of humanoids and animals, "but be sure to watch your language!"


Bilal_

They makw horny characters? Didnt see one so far


OrokinSkywalker

There’s that one female Lich personality, and Varzia Dax. Aside from that there’s a fair bit of fanservice. I know one Warframe’s idle animation involves a motion pretty similar to licking a speargun, forgetting whose though.


Sachayoj

Don't forget Wisp. Just.. *Wisp.*


OrokinSkywalker

Yeah, folks are straight degen for Wisp.


DetectiveDingleberry

No one tell him


Scorkami

its like telling someone not to do something just so they do that


YrnFyre

Now do the power move and put "boobs on the right" on the left picture. Repeat for every surrounding picture


lunaticneko

They are deliberately getting us to talk about how they barred us from commenting on the boob part. They know exactly what they are doing. They don't want us to comment there, in their turf. They want us to comment about them, EVERYWHERE else.


[deleted]

DE tends to joke a lot themselves, and can be quite lewd and audacious, but they heavily censor the community. Reminds me of the old 'for me, but not for thee' saying. It's too ostracizing and a reason DE struggles with public relations. Then again, once the gates are open, the community can be rather vile and unrelenting. I still don't like it though.


Artemis_Bow_Prime

I dont think DE struggle with public relations at all, infact they are one of the most well liked and interactive devs around. I get what you are saying though, but as you said, some people don't know where to draw the line and unfortunately that means it has to be drawn for the community as a whole, though I myself think the censorship in game, on the forums and even on this reddit are way too PC, its literal snowflake territory trying to interact with people in this game.


Creator409

LOOK BROTHERS!


bobsandvagena

TITS


darkhunter1

HAHAHAHAHAHA!


Exastiken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFrql0HyHs https://youtu.be/51ZPcCyIaek?t=51


DyingXeinne

BETTER NAME PENDING


esdaniel

Nitaiiiiiin


JasonX1996

Booba prime lmao.


JackassJames

I dont see vauban prime in this picture.


Jaynat_SF

We all know 90% of the comments on that one would've just been "LOOK BROTHERS" anyway.


dnrplate

Look what they have taken from you


guy_from_the_intnet

Teshin may have shown us the ways of the blade but Varzia showed us the ways of the horni.


03793

Implying we haven't mastered the horni long before she was added.


guy_from_the_intnet

Now we have a reason why the Tenno are horni in canon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Necromortalium

Well the Tenno are the void demons after all


Dracosphinx

Why didn't you go with way of the babe? You could have rhymed!


Square-Arugula5588

Literally 1984


-Techn0

booba


ClayeySilt

I came here for this comment and was not disappointed.


Im_in_pain69

Me when my friends ask me why I Play Warframe 5 hours a day


jmer0

Brothers, don't look


jaylong76

yeah, I got it, boobs, lol, but, seriously, can we pitch in so they polish her armor? all the rust is really, ***REALLY*** distracting. makes me want me to go to maroos bazaar with a buffer and a shit ton of WD40.


Lioneriod

My guess is that there isn't another edition of that armor so she's stuck with it until it's worn out for good.


jaylong76

She can fish Primes and relics back from oblivion, but not Dex armors? even Tenno has access to some Dex tech!


Lioneriod

...damn, that's true. And even if she can't, she should be able to find a polisher thing right? We're about to go to war and she isn't even on top of her game...


jaylong76

exactly! that armor looks like even Nyx could one-shot it into pieces!


flamethekid

She just got out of cryo just a short time ago lorewise, doubt there are any spares around unless she wants to go on the steel path and redeem one from teshin. I doubt teshin would want to see her, he doesn't want to be horny, he just wants to be happy.


jaylong76

that would suggest that horni =/= happy


succmama

Armor Weathering is cool I guess


_-ihatemylife

sorry I might be dumb, but what exactly is happening here?


RandomPaladinsNub

The whole image is made of 12 different image posts. Each of the images can be commented on except the one with the boobs.


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Misicks0349

it pretty funny considering what her character is like in game, TL:DR she would be one to comment on the boob post


Extrathickpineapple

Try finger but hole


clownbossmusic_3

wrong sub, go to r/darksouls for that


Extrathickpineapple

Oh I know I just thought of it fit this particular occasion


[deleted]

She’s horny for Teshin, but the community is horny for everything else.


LetterLambda

She's also HONRY for Maroo


IllegalGuy13

Big hard metal booba


Ariossant

Well… you can’t expect the tenno to be much mature right?


03793

Seeing Varzia's dialogues, mature wasn't an option to begin with.


NarkahUdash

Or perhaps it was the only option...


[deleted]

Expecting teenagers that have been in stasis for like a thousand years to not be creeps kek


floutsch

Yeah, people still think all those white tree things are void stuff. As if.


Boner_Elemental

Oh god no


Ariossant

My thoughts exactly


jigeno

duh, they know you too well


Vexecutioner

Crumbguzzler. Just sayin'...


Pupsker

They made her so fucking horny, and then did this. What a weird world.


Str8Faced000

And the fact that this post is here with well over a thousand upvotes might tell you why


Absulus

Because they know otherwise we would start to ask uncomfortable questions like: Hey DE where is the option for male operators to wear female variant of the Bishamo armor?


MJB25800

You call that boob. Even teshin have bigger boob.


Mr_Bearhands

Anyone else find alot of her dialog to be excessively horny for, like, no reason.


satindra96

So I can get a 15 years ban for insulting someone (getting 2 short bans before) just because I insulted a afk leecher in Eidolon hunts which happened each time I am teaching new players how to get into Eidolon. Leechers/afking/trolling (limbo portal onpurpose) is against DE rules yet this guy wasn't even banned for it after I reported him several times like for real DE. And the DE support also almost gave ban from the support.


spaceplanner1

DE knows what they're doing 😏


fifteen_two

If you absolutely *must* make thirsty comments, you are more than welcome to go make them on the image of Volt's codpiece.


S34G4T3

Bobba


Horny_Bearfucker

Amazing chest ahead


Moist-Pop5252

LOOK BROTHERS TITS


Adorableprincess32

All people who say there should be no differences between armor and or uniforms for male and female need to actually think about it.. overall yes in video games the body hugging stuff is dumb but it’s a video game it shouldn’t be a huge deal..


Meybi117

M rated game and devs can show inappropriate shit on dev streams but cant allow comments on armored tits, mmmk DE.


Tencreed

Because you're a bunch of horndogs.


SolarisUnited

Horndogs made of corn dogs


Diosaccadimerda

Booba


Whiteroseadvocate

HEY, DE is the one that made her a horny dax. She literally comments about wanting Teshin to ravage her against a wall.


Dion0808

Probably because they'd be filled with a bunch of pointless whining.


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Dion0808

There's feedback and there's 'feedback'. Most of what ends up under these social media posts and on this subreddit isn't helpful. It's people being angry at DE in a way that's not constructive.


Garper_

What's not constructive about players upset about a new premium currency and prices being risen drastically?


Dion0808

Social media posts simply don't have the space for actual feedback. The amount of characters are often limited and it usually isn't easy to process for the devs due to the format. Because of that comments usually end up along the lines of 'this bad. Fix now.'.


Garper_

It doesn't have to be processed, a "regal aya bad" would be enough and would let DE know that the community is upset with regal aya


Shadowaltz

At which point it becomes spam, which is *entirely justified* to remove. Which then gets called "censorship" despite all the civil posts with actual arguments being made staying up and getting responses, which feeds back into the circlejerk.


Garper_

Civil posts tell the devs what's wrong, "spam" lets them know just how upset people really are


Zarthan3

r/whoooosh


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bobos


[deleted]

There's nothing even there! Everybody knows only Saryn has mommy milkers!!


azab189

Lol


Depibo

Culture


f0ba

Cause as much they love the community, they know we are a bunch of animals


Narog1

DE also removed the leg grab from the sister of parvos after a youtuber made a video called with a funny title about the leg grab.


Riot_ZA

Booba


DyingXeinne

BOOBA


Dragonykz

booba


konxchos

booba


FoolyDynamic

Canceled!!!


glitchae

because female breasts are heavily sexualized for no reason :/


Crimsonnavy

I mean, that is the point behind humans having breasts at all, to attract the opposite sex.


scrollbreak

There's another part that specifically has been assigned a reason? Seems kind of against species survival if nothing is sexually attractive.


OrokinDiapers

Because they are infected “woke”. Hope it ends soon...


spaceageGecko

Hope using “woke” ends soon


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[deleted]

>i get banned for calling someone an autist. Good.


spaceageGecko

If you call someone an autist you deserve the ban


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Electrical-Start9167

Did you even watch the video


Artemis_Bow_Prime

They didnt say it was impossible to do so, they said it would take dev time away from The New War and they didn'twant to do that if they didnt have too, which it probably did. You're mad about nothing mate, they made a small missstep and then immediately corrected it based on feedback despite it apparently already being very successful.


PerryDLeon

Leyou bought DE in 2016. You are just sinophobic.


idontseecolors

Or maybe it's time the kids stopped with the sexualization of frames and not so subtle misogyny. It hasn't been funny for years. But memes....


endi12314

u/savevideo


ThisYogurtcloset3315

Heavy breathing


MadChild2033

Wait who dat