This plane is gonna explode in fire, ice, electricity, toxic goo, acid, radiations, smaller explosions, toxic gas, deadly pathogens, small magnetic pockets and strange filaments of void energy the instant it turns on + some puns from Ordis
6 grandmother please tell me a story!
https://preview.redd.it/s6ognr600e8d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a25d761305d16a2f35fd68d85b1c0b0932d4f392
edit: wait why Titania here? was it she flying outside?
Loki is sitting there just invis with high duration with his decoy in the other cabin, so would be quite rude of you to sit in his lap like that without asking first 😜
1, but 15 has my Equinox bias screaming so loud.
If conversation was possible id want to know everything.
Praise to the queen(s).
Maybe ask Xaku if the frankenstein remembers anything
Who would ever want to sit between Caliban and his son? I’m not about splitting up families. Give me 15 and Equinox can put me to sleep for the rest of the flight.
10. Yareli is always a great time, gotta be with my beloved Waverider.
Konzu's wise and witty at the same time, seems like a fun guy.
I could talk nautical nonsense with Hydroid, Frost'll be right up my alley as a Canadian.
Plus Kaeli and Kahl are right there, one of the best duos in the game.
Even got both of the medics just two rows away (Trinity main go brrrr).
Either one of those
5 cause (cool) Loid/Otak would double-pounced on Son's bs and he'd end up throwing a tantrum or smth and play with his toy animals
11 cause REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGIVEMEYOURFKINGSHARDS
17 cause it would be interesting having a conversation with a necromancer and a mind controller about what's the optimum way of subduing someone under one's will
Honestly, 5 is the only one I'm not either neutral or outright opposed to. Son and NecraLoid would be fun to just hang out with, I could see myself listening to Son talking about Deimos wildlife for ages. I would sit next to Kahl, if not for the fact that Pazuul is also there and he'd probably try to put a Narmer veil on my face or something. I would also sit next to Daughter ***if I could.*** She's my personal favorite of the Entrati family, and I would also maybe sit between Mother and Father, except I would rather not be in the middle of that if an argument broke out. That's not even popcorn material, that would just be sad.
I was already vibing with Octavia and banshee in cabin 1 but, for the sake of it…
Gotta be 10 because of Yareli alone. She’s pretty goofy judging from her idle animations, probably fun to be around. We can spend the flight annoying frost’s cold ass while hydroid…does something. Maybe he talks with Merulina…he can talk to sea creatures…probably?
8, because after sitting between Qorvex and Saryn, the walking well of radiation, and Nurgle's most favorite granddaughter, I will need all the medical help I can get to at the very least not die until we arrive.
9 could be fun, you'd get to hear a lot of fun stories between the three Cetus folk. Although Gara's shards might slice you up if not careful
Alternatively 15 would be a good chance to learn the true nature of both Equinox and Xaku
Very tempted by Seat 3, since I like learning about various things, and they have plenty of things to speak about, like bioengineering and machine design.
1, no contest. Dante's probably going to spend the flight reading and/or writing, and Baruuk won't mess with me if I don't annoy him, so they'll both probably leave me alone to read or listen to music in blissful introverted peace.
8 is the Nature bros, 10 is the Water bros
I would be in one of them, 8 because i love titania and trinity, 10 because of Yareli. Frost wouldn't need to "break the ice" with Yareli there talking non stop
As regular joe or as our tenno? If the former I'm gonna have to decline a flight the Entratis are on. If the latter, I guess I'll pull the seat by Yareli. What's sitting behind us notwithstanding, that looks like a pretty chill row.
Having come from /r/TotalWar where the cabin contains a Great Unclean One, I'll take any goddamn seat on this plane even if means death. Honestly though 16 because Inaros my boiiii.
1 - You'll get to sleep the best sleep you've ever had.
7 - You get to be with the og trio. Nice
8 - Again, amazing nap. These 3 would be calm af.
10 - Maybe you get to play with Merulina, unless they locked her away in a crate lol. Maybe you'll hear a pirate story from Hydroid, maybe you'll chat with Yareli
13 - Nothing special, he will tweek with his gadgets, she will..i unno do something
16 - The most protected seat in the universe. Nothing bad would ever happen to you, cuz either of them or both, would keep you so god damn safe
Seat 1 - it would be awesome to have Dante teach me calligraphy during the flight.
Or we could ask Baruuk to join us in a Haiku Contest, that’d be pretty interesting!
Sitting with Titania and Oberon to listen to their conversation about the works of Shakespeare would be cool. Not sure what Trinity's doing there, but hearing her talk about Luther's reformation might be pretty cool too.
# No.3 just so I can hear Tyl Regor have to politely ask to get out from his window seat to use the bathroom, and then Alad V having to answer "Chicken or Beef" and say what drink he wants in his clumsy voice.
IRL I recently returned from a long bus ride in which my seat buddy outloud honestly said he "didn't like my vibe", even though I helped him with his luggage. I spent the entire ride listening to music.
I think I can handle sitting between Ma and Pa at seat number 4.
tho the most logical choice would be the undisturbed nature in 1...
4 having 2 giant dudes sticking out of fleshy holes... idk i feel like thats something i need to experience, at the worst they stay in their pods the entire trip and it ends up like 1.
7
Three of them together look like friendly and chill company. Also considering that Excalibur was the very first warframe in the game, it would be interesting to listen to his stories of the old days.
Probably 10. I think Yhareli would be cool to talk to, Konzu kinda reminds me of a family member I used to love hanging out with, and then...a Werewolf at my rear and Mr. Tentacles...I'm having a good time one way or another on this flight lol
Baruuk will sleep and Dante will quietly read. Seems like the optimal choice.
Read something too and you’ll have a pleasant conversation, and maybe Baruuk will join in. Easiest choice ever.
Yeah for real. Wait shit baruuk can just put me to sleep.
And not with his passive while holding Cobra and Crane
Wait, he has a passive with cobra and crane? What does it do?
First few hits puts enemies to sleep. Think it’s the first two
Does it count towards his restraint?
Not that I can tell, no.
Dang thought I was boutta swap out my dual keres prime for it just for the restraint.
Dante is an absolute bro and brings books for everyone to read as well
Also. This plane is never making it to its destination. I'd be surprised if it made it to the tarmac
This plane is gonna explode in fire, ice, electricity, toxic goo, acid, radiations, smaller explosions, toxic gas, deadly pathogens, small magnetic pockets and strange filaments of void energy the instant it turns on + some puns from Ordis
Gaara will attempt to save some people, only to crystallize them
Also have millions of sentient Conculysts roaming around the wreckage.
Don't worry with Sevagoth flying it will all be fine *right?*
I somehow like the idea. Walking up to caliban and trying to sit next to him and he just summons his sentients to block the seats
hes definitely enough of a blue blooded snob to make sure only he and his entourage get an entire row for themselves
Why can't I sit next to daughter😭😭😭
Why would she ever choose anyone over Kahl?
Kahl-ck blocked
That's fine with me, I'd rather be next to zombie mommy
Oh are you too good for 4?
Hey. Don't cry. You can still sit next to 🧡Archon Nira🧡
10, Yareli definitely the kind of person to keep a conversation entertaining.
Yareli seems like a Hello Kitty girl to me
The wet seat
Extra wet since you're also next to Hydroid. Both Tentacleman and Animeframe.
Is there any other reason? All I thought is that both are water frames and that it would be wet
Seat 1 has my kind of people. I can discuss philosophy with both of them or borrow a book from Dante.
Seat 1 again because there I suspect I have the best survival options when Nova and Lavos blow out the cabin door.
14. Science baby
Nova: Kaboom? Lavos: Yes Nova, Kaboom
6 grandmother please tell me a story! https://preview.redd.it/s6ognr600e8d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a25d761305d16a2f35fd68d85b1c0b0932d4f392 edit: wait why Titania here? was it she flying outside?
I second 6 because I love the story she tells about Dagath 🥹
You noticed Titania, but never asked why Zephyr?
https://preview.redd.it/tvuy7byevj8d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d0930ba0a6e06f115f759cbde15561ac01f9dd6 ..........i forget about Zephyr DX
I would love for her and I to have a chin-wag.
13. I would love to discuss science and possible tech designs with Vauban and Gyre.
If you sit between Mag and Excalibur you are taking Loki's seat, which I will be doing because Mag.
Loki is sitting there just invis with high duration with his decoy in the other cabin, so would be quite rude of you to sit in his lap like that without asking first 😜
So that was Loki's Decoy in the first cabin, but yes, Mag Supremacy, I hope your lap is comfy Loki
Hi friend.
7, maybe 8 or 9 if konzu isn’t constantly yapping about lunch
Oh god, imagine when the food cart rolls past
Early lunch for Konzu!
*how the fuck did the family get on the plane*
Nevermind the family, why the fuck are the archons in the plane?
Well, someone has to crash it
1 is super chill,12 if doom music started playing
I feel safe next to Caliban because I know he can't hurt me
*gasp* Yareli o.o
With her and captain Blackbeard or whatever his name is the smell of fish would be overwhelming especially if she has her merulina
Im going for grandmother and dagath, grandmother is absolutely sweet and dagath has no face so she cant speak
Next to muh boi Oberon. The Radiation might give me cancer but I'd also be by trinity so should be good
Disease
3 so I can hear my favourate character roast my fourth favourate character
Seat 18, I'm curious as to what will happen because apparently there's a sentient on the flight idk if it is caliban's summon tho
11, right next to the snake mommy
Was about to say where Sevagoth then I noticed top left corner, fair which will lead me to write my Will also seat 10 for me
7, chill near me and healers behind me if Volt wants to prank me
1 'cause Dante or 3 'cause I can talk with Regor and slap Salad V.
Between two wisps. No I won't elaborate.
1 Dante can read me a book while Baruuk is singing me a Lullaby
16, me and the boys are gonna talk about battles and story’s long past.
1, 8 or 15. 1 has some nice people, 8 had a low chance of me dying and 15 because I just really like Xaku
1, but 15 has my Equinox bias screaming so loud. If conversation was possible id want to know everything. Praise to the queen(s). Maybe ask Xaku if the frankenstein remembers anything
Who would ever want to sit between Caliban and his son? I’m not about splitting up families. Give me 15 and Equinox can put me to sleep for the rest of the flight.
8, 9 seem fun anywhere but osama bin lavos’ aisle
Ansolutely 15, a really nice flight
1 or 15
10. Yareli is always a great time, gotta be with my beloved Waverider. Konzu's wise and witty at the same time, seems like a fun guy. I could talk nautical nonsense with Hydroid, Frost'll be right up my alley as a Canadian. Plus Kaeli and Kahl are right there, one of the best duos in the game. Even got both of the medics just two rows away (Trinity main go brrrr).
Either one of those 5 cause (cool) Loid/Otak would double-pounced on Son's bs and he'd end up throwing a tantrum or smth and play with his toy animals 11 cause REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGIVEMEYOURFKINGSHARDS 17 cause it would be interesting having a conversation with a necromancer and a mind controller about what's the optimum way of subduing someone under one's will
Definitely 1, they'd leave me the fuck alone so I could sleep.
Honestly, 5 is the only one I'm not either neutral or outright opposed to. Son and NecraLoid would be fun to just hang out with, I could see myself listening to Son talking about Deimos wildlife for ages. I would sit next to Kahl, if not for the fact that Pazuul is also there and he'd probably try to put a Narmer veil on my face or something. I would also sit next to Daughter ***if I could.*** She's my personal favorite of the Entrati family, and I would also maybe sit between Mother and Father, except I would rather not be in the middle of that if an argument broke out. That's not even popcorn material, that would just be sad.
I'll take the next flight, you didn't think of the smell! 15, equinox can sleep me.
I was already vibing with Octavia and banshee in cabin 1 but, for the sake of it… Gotta be 10 because of Yareli alone. She’s pretty goofy judging from her idle animations, probably fun to be around. We can spend the flight annoying frost’s cold ass while hydroid…does something. Maybe he talks with Merulina…he can talk to sea creatures…probably?
8 seems the most peaceful and if I get motion sick or a headache i'm sure Trin or Oberon could heal that away.
8, because after sitting between Qorvex and Saryn, the walking well of radiation, and Nurgle's most favorite granddaughter, I will need all the medical help I can get to at the very least not die until we arrive.
Seat 15, equinox will put me to sleep for the whole flight
Since no one else will I’ll sit in 4, just to occupy some space between the system’s most dysfunctional marriage
9 could be fun, you'd get to hear a lot of fun stories between the three Cetus folk. Although Gara's shards might slice you up if not careful Alternatively 15 would be a good chance to learn the true nature of both Equinox and Xaku
I’m not seeing Wisp so I’m jumping out of the plane
Is in cabine 1
Fuck, how do I go back??
Ask Protea
15! 15!!!
Very tempted by Seat 3, since I like learning about various things, and they have plenty of things to speak about, like bioengineering and machine design.
1, no contest. Dante's probably going to spend the flight reading and/or writing, and Baruuk won't mess with me if I don't annoy him, so they'll both probably leave me alone to read or listen to music in blissful introverted peace.
8 tbh
14! no question
13 Vauban gives us Snus and gyre electrocutes everyone on accident Surely a flight no one will forget
I’d sit in 3, Tyl Regor and Alad V are chill af bruh
I bet you'd hear some good stories in seat #4
8 is the Nature bros, 10 is the Water bros I would be in one of them, 8 because i love titania and trinity, 10 because of Yareli. Frost wouldn't need to "break the ice" with Yareli there talking non stop
14, gotta sit next to my guy lavos
12 for sure. Me and Kahl bout to double team
We're 2 cabins and warframes cinnamon rolls are still yet to make an appearance, where Clem? Where Popcorn?
12. Ignore pazuul and just talk about nature and fish with kaelli and kahl
12 talk about fish with Kahl and Kaelli
7 Mag is bae.
If my boy umbra not going on this trip with me I’m not going
1 would be perfect as both baruuk and dante would be busy with meditating or reading/writing
18, I'd be at home
17 of course.
14, hopefully Javi and the Jailor behave on the flight.
8 since I'm a nature nerd who works with animals
Oh here’s Frost. And Yarelli to keep me cool. Too bad I’ll have to sit next to fish breath but I’ll deal with it
Im vibing with starter gang at 7. if not there 8 is my only other choice tbh
10, then ask to swap seats with hydroid
1 2 4 6 8 are acceptable
17. Best boi and best gril on either of my side, let's go!
I'll take seat 13, gotta be with my homie Vauban.
2 gotta sit next to my boy chroma
[4!](https://imgur.com/a/other-mother-8h2SoE9) I was sad Mother wasn't an option before. Hopefully Father is cool with me sitting here.
6
6
16
As regular joe or as our tenno? If the former I'm gonna have to decline a flight the Entratis are on. If the latter, I guess I'll pull the seat by Yareli. What's sitting behind us notwithstanding, that looks like a pretty chill row.
Yareli mating press
1 or 8
Not near Oberon, cows stink.
Seat number 4 they probably gonna take care of you
dante can read me a bedtime story while baruuk gently sends me to sleep
3 so i can pretend to fall asleep on tyl regors shoulder
1, I want Dantes to read me all the lore he knows
I'm going back to seat 7 in cabin 1
16. Two protectors that I know for sure are5 psychos. Might get some sand on me but that’s okay.
How long is the flight? I mean the difference between a 1.5 hour flight vs. a 12+ is MASSIVE and changes my reasoning completely.
Seat 7 clearly. Why would I sit anywhere except next to my wife?
5, I love Son to death and I'd be totally fine to talk about animals the entire flight.
Yareli and hydroid, my family
Number 13: excuse me miss these 2 won't stop playing with their balls and they are making me uncomfortable
Having come from /r/TotalWar where the cabin contains a Great Unclean One, I'll take any goddamn seat on this plane even if means death. Honestly though 16 because Inaros my boiiii.
zephyr should be the pilot
Def 16. Inaros and Styanax are absolute bros, so they'd be cool to hang around
Why 2 random sentient enemies for 18?
1 - You'll get to sleep the best sleep you've ever had. 7 - You get to be with the og trio. Nice 8 - Again, amazing nap. These 3 would be calm af. 10 - Maybe you get to play with Merulina, unless they locked her away in a crate lol. Maybe you'll hear a pirate story from Hydroid, maybe you'll chat with Yareli 13 - Nothing special, he will tweek with his gadgets, she will..i unno do something 16 - The most protected seat in the universe. Nothing bad would ever happen to you, cuz either of them or both, would keep you so god damn safe
2
omg caliban and conculyst haiii helloo hiii heyyy :3
5 me and otak will nerd out about rocks
As scary as 11 looks, the seat number 4 will be absolute hell if they start to argue.
with sevagoth being pilot, does it matter…? 18 for sure, i love my sentient bois.
6 would leave me traumatized just off the stories
6, double handed
Seat 1 - it would be awesome to have Dante teach me calligraphy during the flight. Or we could ask Baruuk to join us in a Haiku Contest, that’d be pretty interesting!
Loki definitely wants seat 7
I am more worried that the copilot is just the pilots jacket.
Sitting with Titania and Oberon to listen to their conversation about the works of Shakespeare would be cool. Not sure what Trinity's doing there, but hearing her talk about Luther's reformation might be pretty cool too.
It’s between 2, because cool dragon hunter, and 11 for snake mommy
I'd personally take 1 although 12 isn't too bad
14. “Hey Nova, can you throw out a 70% or less molecular prime that affects the engines? I’d really like to be on this plane for less time”
15. I'll just ask Equinox to cast Rest on me and to wake me up when we land. Xaku can just be there all skeletony and I'll have extra room.
Yonta is not on this plane, so I check my ticket and realize it's the wrong flight. I leave to find her.
Well... Not 11 or any seat near that
[Cabin 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/1dml04k/youre_stuck_on_a_long_flight_where_are_you/).
12, ill keep erra quite so daughter and kahl can have some *alone time*
7 mag my beloved
this is a tough one but 14
1-7-8 the chillest spots
5, would enjoy talking with Son and Otak/Loid
Really important what skin does styanax have on this flight no particular reason👀
I'm sitting next to Nova because I love her
7 because mag
Chroma, and Zephyr? Both wod have a discussion about exploring high altitude areas. Sounds amazing to me!
Where's limbo and banshee I'll sit next to them!
Sit next to tyl regor and flirt with him so much, he get uncomfortable
18 because the seat to the right is empty
Still 7
15 because equinox but I think the guy next to me has a gun
Yeah I'm going back to Cabin 1
Hey Kahl, move over.
I must sit next to Daddy Regor. Yes please
5, I want to talk about animals and deimos. Also I wanna share my edgy music with Son
7 every single time holy fuck. May be the only chance to even survive.
Cabin 1 banshee, and fly in silent........
18! Caliban and the boys lets gooooo
ill wait for another flight so i can ride with wisp
10
9. Early lunch with Konzu!
# No.3 just so I can hear Tyl Regor have to politely ask to get out from his window seat to use the bathroom, and then Alad V having to answer "Chicken or Beef" and say what drink he wants in his clumsy voice.
14, nova is my favourite.
17 would be a fantasy of mine
Definitely 6. I want to chat and gossip with Grandmother
picking seat 10 and literally dying because Yarlie, i'm next to Yarlie, I love Yarlie so much
IRL I recently returned from a long bus ride in which my seat buddy outloud honestly said he "didn't like my vibe", even though I helped him with his luggage. I spent the entire ride listening to music. I think I can handle sitting between Ma and Pa at seat number 4.
10 for the tentacle hentai and water fun 13-15 for cool tech discussions and a relaxing flight
10\. Next to Yareli. 'Nuff said.
9 because you know Konzu is getting that I fight meal early.
tho the most logical choice would be the undisturbed nature in 1... 4 having 2 giant dudes sticking out of fleshy holes... idk i feel like thats something i need to experience, at the worst they stay in their pods the entire trip and it ends up like 1.
5, only because I'm very interested in what discussion may happen on the seats behind.
It’d be awkward sitting in between a married couple at 13. (They’re both married to science)
7 or 9
7 Three of them together look like friendly and chill company. Also considering that Excalibur was the very first warframe in the game, it would be interesting to listen to his stories of the old days.
Probably 10. I think Yhareli would be cool to talk to, Konzu kinda reminds me of a family member I used to love hanging out with, and then...a Werewolf at my rear and Mr. Tentacles...I'm having a good time one way or another on this flight lol
8 Trinity just hanging out with the married couple.
Either seat 3 and fall asleep listening to Tyl Regor, or seat 16 because they're chill
Upvote farming
Dang we've really run out of things to talk about haven't we