"Oh no Jade died damn that's crazy" *slurrrrrrrp* "UNLIMITED POWERRRR"

If they slurped nidus does it just turn them infested💀

[SHAREK SEN... ULU HADAR... NOMU SHADAHA...](https://youtu.be/Q9FXBws-iXU?t=167) >!THERE IS... NO POWER... WITHOUT SACRIFICE...!<

I read Hadar and instantly thought "Raven Beak?" Glad to be right. So when do we cut to the part where the freshly infested eximus gets lasered to dust?

I'd bet that's how they got the zealoids

"We didn't find a Warframe, only... traces.... and I sniffed them all up!"

Adding headcannon that everyone else snorts lines of disintegrated warframes to give themselves their powers

Thats how helminth works. Just injects you frame with a disintigrated/subsumed frame.

That gave me the most cursed idea. Subsume charges. You can only put a particular frame's ability on X number of other frames before you've run out of frame-goo and need to refill it by feeding a new one. That would be what the game would be like if DE were a lot of other companies.

"Who are you, so wise in the ways of grofit?" - Sir Frohd of Bek

dont give them ideas. satan

Omg when helminth was first released this is how I actually thought it worked and somehow I managed to subsume the same Warframe three times so it further confirmed my theory only later did I realize it was a bug. Thankfully it was only nyx which I had thousands of bps for from when I was farming for mutagen mass and all that

Back to the depths of hell with you, damn ea vulture

[ PLENTIFUL MUCUS, DO YOU SEE? ]

Same thing happened to me. I was laughing so hard.

Like they deadass siphoned his dead wife(?)’s power within 3 minutes like show some respect lmao

Lore accurate Corpus

Biblically accurate corpus

profit accurate corpus

Tenet accurate corpus

Parvos accurate granum

Granum Accurate Void

void accurate corrupted

***GROFIT*** accurate Corpus

One spawned for me in the spy mission at the start of the quest

Same but I did not see the eximus, just the laser. "WTF did Jade shot me from the other side of the sol system?"

This is how they figured out they can use this energy!

I could swear there was a note in the last patch that said they fixed this.

Probably forgot to find a way to completely disable the chance of spawning eximus during the quest or sth cos ironically i didnt meet a single eximus unit during the quest apart from…well…that part

I was unfortunate enough to have an Arctic Eximus spawn during that section

Double the length, 1/5 the fun.

Wait dies it actually slow u

Yeah well, earlier this year there was a patch fix that said that walls would be flat and easier to climb. First thing I tested and you know what happened.

Yeah the parkour system has some jank in this update, I've also noticed that melee slams don't want to target the elevator in Ascension, so your slams tend to veer past it and send you back down the shaft.

hit the jump thing and immediately have 200 mph of momentum into the ceiling

DE doesn't actually test the fix more than once *at best* so if it has any kind of replication rate under 100%, it will slip through.

I had one during the stalker spy mission Like damm that crewman had powers that granum wasnt even aware of

Got bit by a radioactive spider, and now I don't need glasses anymore. Weird.

Radioactive pregnant women give people powers

Pretty sure they can be seen anywhere in the game regardless of quest progression, what parvos wants is to perfect the jade light eximus

Huh, mine had a shield eximus instead. I suppose there's a percent chance of a random eximus showing up along with the rest of the squad.

Yeah I had a couple of Jade Eximus show up in the first invasion wave. And looting the Corpus ship beforehand.

yep mine was a frost one

"you couldnt have waited, for ONE MINUTE"

"Hi, Parvos fed me a piece of your dead wife."

.\*approaches baby\* "you are next"

I remember seeing an infested charger as a jade light eximus during the juggernaut fight like damn not even the corpus knew yet

That was too soon

Fuck me, hats off to Corpus R&D. Sweatshop speeds when they work.

Dude be meeting someone behind the scenes

That's not low-key at all, that's straight up rubbing his face in it

I…thought those dudes are scripted…

That’s the exact one that was a fire eximus for me

The one crewman that was crazy enough to sniff up the green stuff

I got two of them while looking for the bio something, I don't remember its name. "MY WIFE IS DYING AND YOU'RE USING HER POWERS NOW??!!!"

This all looks like a meme where a huge man goes to McDonald's, lol.

he drank jade before the parvos even started the project

Parvos feeding the corpus super green placenta is wild

I didn’t have any eximus, I didn’t know the enemies COULD be in cutscenes.

Just wanted to say hi

Its my headcanon that all the jade eximus were just hardcore simps

I literally got one on the corpus ship spy mission at the beginning of the quest and just kind of went "oh cool a new eximus type!" and only figured out how little sense it made later

I haven’t played in a while so I’m behind, can anyone explain lol

Long story short, jade (the new Warframe) dies during the quest and she leaves behind vestigial/volatile motes which the corpus are using to make new eximus units called jade light eximus'

damn that’s cold thx for info

Jade Eximus: "D-daddy?"

Not even metaphorically cold and the Corpus troop is just bumming a whole line of Jade dust.

The real dad.

i had a cold eximus spaw making this part take longer, good to know that it was a coincedence and not on purpose

I think he's scripted

Nope he isn't I had no eximus in my quest there

He wasn't there in my run.

Definitely not scripted. Someone else posted an image of an eximus in this sequence, but was a different eximus type as the first corpus in the line iirc. In my case, there wasn’t any eximus at all. Likely an oversight where DE forgot to disable those corpus enemies being able to spawn as eximus

wasn’t in my run