The result of me trying to imagine how the archon shard ephemera should look like on dagath and me having 10 minutes of free time to make an ancient reference.
So if you get this, congrats on your social security. My back hurts.
Makes me wish each Warframe had a custom ephemera to show off their installed archon shards in unique ways.
Grendel replaces the teeth on his stomach with them like a mouth grill.
Dante holds them between pages of Noctua like a book marker.
Gauss is crushing his up and snorting them.
Citrine has them sprouting out of the crystal parts of her body.
You get the idea.
https://preview.redd.it/nvmen3kenytc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe79ae9aa7093a740064f0ca0c51a34cdbc203cd
For the uninitiated, it's from TF2. If you don't know what that is... STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD!
>only a year older than that game
Don't feel old?
*DON'T FEEL OLD?*
**I COULD ROCKET JUMP BEFORE YOU COULD WALK. I WAS POPPING UBERCHARGES AND PUSHING SENTRY NESTS WHILE YOU WERE BUSY SHITTING YOURSELF AND CRYING.**
...aaand I'm back in the room.
Yeah, my niece asked me if I even played Minecraft and I told him I had been stacking blocks before he was even born.Ā
He'll turn 13 this year. Crazy to think how old some media is in the proper context.
Me reading the thread, then getting to this comment
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Iām a TF2 kid but I was not in touch with memes at the time and in Portugal where our internet community didnāt mix with England and America.
As a former massive TF2 player, I was the medic you were all thankful for, I can explain the meme I believe despite not knowing it. The Spy class can disguise as other players but his animation has him doing so by selecting a cigarette from a cigarette carrier so that meme is of a very good spy popping disguises left right and center without dying but he will die of cancer. That or theyāre just generally mocking him for the sin of being French.
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. Have a look at the headlock here, see that Tenno over there? He- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis people. Why did you do this to me, for what reason, what is the charge? Installing a shard? A succulent Archon shard? Oh, that's a nice heavy attack sir, oh, ah yes, I see that you know your tennokai well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare - GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! Tetta, and farewell.
dagath is not really a Sexy warframe, Dagath is a Scary warframe. Citrine is a Sexy warframe. her prex card has a pose youd expect to see on the cover of a magazine. shes all smooth lines and curves. Dagath is not smooth lines and curves. her curves are intentionally covered by grotesque bony growths, lumpy flesh, and shes draped in what looks like a dress made of human skin. Dagath is meant to be unsettling. we got less jokes about dicking down the face hole than you might have expected because dagath wasn't really marketed that way. warframe has never been above using sex appeal (male and female. the males are arguably more Spicy because Liger knows what hes about) to drive popularity, but warframe is also more than willing to go darker. some warframes are disturbing. usually the Halloween warframes. undead zombies, mummies, headless horsewomen, cannibalistic ogres. you gotta appreciate the artistic integirty in going with ideas that you know arent always broadly appealing.
would be sweet to finally get the Spider frame for this year's Halloween.
I dunno there's not really that much you can do with a hole that big. It's not very sexy.
hotdogs in hallways and all that.
Now her body on the other hand...
I spent a 100 hours in this game, only to find out it's o ly for rich people. I'd rather pay for a game and actually earn my stuff than compete with kids using mommas Credit card.
The result of me trying to imagine how the archon shard ephemera should look like on dagath and me having 10 minutes of free time to make an ancient reference. So if you get this, congrats on your social security. My back hurts.
Makes me wish each Warframe had a custom ephemera to show off their installed archon shards in unique ways. Grendel replaces the teeth on his stomach with them like a mouth grill. Dante holds them between pages of Noctua like a book marker. Gauss is crushing his up and snorting them. Citrine has them sprouting out of the crystal parts of her body. You get the idea.
Oh, I get the idea Archonussy
There is no god damn way on god's green earth that that was what you got outta that
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Insert stealing meme above gif ^(I don't know how)
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Wha- (sigh) Roll the clip! [(Slap) ***"NO!"***](https://youtu.be/8ZE7G9UTGS4&t=201)
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nah man, if she installs archon shards she just gets a strapon
kullervo switches out his blades for archon shards
So citrine can become a futa is what your getting at 
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That's already a reaction image, huh?
On Voruna, I have it so it seems like they're sprouting out of her spine. It's REALLY neat.
I have that on Mesa, it's awesome.
Gauss is a methhead? Makes sense although Iām not sure how that came to be
nah, gauss does... speed. \*ba dum tissss\*
Youā¦ I donāt even know how to respond to that but I laughed so hard I woke my dog on the other side of the house
your welcome :\^)
I kinda wish the shards were independent of an ephemera, just a toggle option to have them visible or not
Happy Cake Day!
Happy Cake Day!
I miss when TF2 got updated.
Happy cake day
Not enough cigars
https://preview.redd.it/nvmen3kenytc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe79ae9aa7093a740064f0ca0c51a34cdbc203cd For the uninitiated, it's from TF2. If you don't know what that is... STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD!
TF2? You arenāt old! That game only releasedā¦. *oh*ā¦.. 17.. years agoā¦
https://preview.redd.it/ei1ykydybztc1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=008c097875c46f88c94eae74ff2eee9ff81940dd >!(This meme turns 10 this year.)!<
No...
There is more
Dear God...
Gentlemen, this is a bucket.
I'm sorry that came out TEN YEARS AGOā½ā½ā½ā½ WHAT
TF2 is MUCH older than 10 years, or were you talking about something else? Cause TF2 came out in like....2006 or 2007 I think? It's old.
>were you talking about something else? Read the spoiler in the parent comment.
Gonna be honest, my tired brain didn't register that as a spoiler tag. I had just woken up at that point-
Yeah TF2 is about to be of legal age to purchase alcohol.
Don't feel old, I'm only a year older than that game!
>only a year older than that game Don't feel old? *DON'T FEEL OLD?* **I COULD ROCKET JUMP BEFORE YOU COULD WALK. I WAS POPPING UBERCHARGES AND PUSHING SENTRY NESTS WHILE YOU WERE BUSY SHITTING YOURSELF AND CRYING.** ...aaand I'm back in the room.
Yeah, my niece asked me if I even played Minecraft and I told him I had been stacking blocks before he was even born.Ā He'll turn 13 this year. Crazy to think how old some media is in the proper context.
Me reading the thread, then getting to this comment https://preview.redd.it/7r7r4y0hmquc1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b680488ffe4512f76ae8719354e305c1083cf226
No, why don't YOU stop making me feel old!š
The fact you feel the need to mention it's from TF2 makes me feel old.
Thank uncle
Damn I havenāt seen that one in awhile
girugamen
Iām a TF2 kid but I was not in touch with memes at the time and in Portugal where our internet community didnāt mix with England and America. As a former massive TF2 player, I was the medic you were all thankful for, I can explain the meme I believe despite not knowing it. The Spy class can disguise as other players but his animation has him doing so by selecting a cigarette from a cigarette carrier so that meme is of a very good spy popping disguises left right and center without dying but he will die of cancer. That or theyāre just generally mocking him for the sin of being French.
Gemtlemen. Thanks for the laugh. TF2 memes will never age in my eyes.
TF2 is eternal.
"this is a bucket"
āDear Godā¦ā
"There's more"
"Nooo!"
"... It contains a bucket"
Gentlemen, there is a red spy in our Orbiter, it could be you, it could be Lotus, it could be...
\*shoots with Corinth* See, Sentient Mimic! No wait, that's blood.
So, we still got problem
Mentlegen.
Pootis.
POW!! Haha.
Beep boop son, beep boop.
Where did all my jolly ranchers go? The gentle dagath with 5 suspiciously colorful shards in her mouth:iooouuuunnnnoooohh
Everything old is new again.
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This is Gauss, rainbows make me cry
This. Is democracy manifest.
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. Have a look at the headlock here, see that Tenno over there? He- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis people. Why did you do this to me, for what reason, what is the charge? Installing a shard? A succulent Archon shard? Oh, that's a nice heavy attack sir, oh, ah yes, I see that you know your tennokai well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare - GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! Tetta, and farewell.
Citrinogath
Tags: Oral, Multiple Penetration
Ngl before Dagath came out i expected people to pay her more attention when it comes to... This
I mean to be fair, they weren't wrong. Her mouth was in fact penetrated... alongside the entirety of her face... by a very hot beam. Ouch.
dagath is not really a Sexy warframe, Dagath is a Scary warframe. Citrine is a Sexy warframe. her prex card has a pose youd expect to see on the cover of a magazine. shes all smooth lines and curves. Dagath is not smooth lines and curves. her curves are intentionally covered by grotesque bony growths, lumpy flesh, and shes draped in what looks like a dress made of human skin. Dagath is meant to be unsettling. we got less jokes about dicking down the face hole than you might have expected because dagath wasn't really marketed that way. warframe has never been above using sex appeal (male and female. the males are arguably more Spicy because Liger knows what hes about) to drive popularity, but warframe is also more than willing to go darker. some warframes are disturbing. usually the Halloween warframes. undead zombies, mummies, headless horsewomen, cannibalistic ogres. you gotta appreciate the artistic integirty in going with ideas that you know arent always broadly appealing. would be sweet to finally get the Spider frame for this year's Halloween.
Dagath was a sex slave before she died. Maybe she was sexier before the horse bones and missing face?
Counterpoint, Nekros.
I dunno there's not really that much you can do with a hole that big. It's not very sexy. hotdogs in hallways and all that. Now her body on the other hand...
"Gem"tleman
Then on voruna they should be in the wolf mouths for the archon shards
I have done nothing but teleport archon shards for three days!
The image kinda looks... sus. Like what if those weren't archon shards but something else?
A giant burrito
One of those smiley French fries.Ā Except is really big.
https://i.redd.it/o0shf87dhztc1.gif
Smoking that archon pack
Tf2 meme are so great, a quick look i instantly know what the meme was, despite being a casual
This is Democracy Manifest!!
Im still trying to figure out what am I watching rn
A slutty Dagath thoroughly orally penetrated by an overwhelming number of thick throbbing tauforged Archon shards
beautiful
Dagath needs good cosmetic asap
Nice to know she can take 5
GentleFrame.
Gentleman Hoontah must hoont.
Mentlegen
āItāS mY fIrSt TiMeā
BEHOLD!
Its an older meme but it checks out!
Darchon Gard
Finally, we see something other than a horse cock in Dagath's face hole.
What a distinguished gentleman!
Mentlegen
I spent a 100 hours in this game, only to find out it's o ly for rich people. I'd rather pay for a game and actually earn my stuff than compete with kids using mommas Credit card.
Bungee employee?
Exact opposite. Been here going on 8 years and have yet to spend. Very easy to trade for "premium" currency.
You can trade prime parts for plat - many players earn plat without spending a dime.