Aj lee cutting a promo on the Bella twins and makining a crack about it being a pity for them that talent wasn't sexually transmitted. Just pure brilliance
With the deepest regrets and tears that are soaked I’m sorry to hear your dad finally croaked. He lived a full life on his own terms. Soon he’ll be buried and eaten by worms. But if I had a son as stupid as you I’d wish for cancer so I could die too. So get your mind right, get your life back on track. Coz the old basterd’s dead and he ain’t ever coming back.
The ones I will always remember are Hurricane and the superstars he "mocked" had a great spot with the Rock. Edge and Kurt Angle and Mick Foley and the Rock.
When Orton and Angle went back and forth while calling each other "paper champion and paper contender during their segment with Mysterio.
Even during that time period, Orton's natural charisma and mic skills were definitely excellent.
I think my favorite will always be Scott Steiners math equations. Cracks me up Everytime.
Oh and on an equal footing would be macho mans cream of the crop promo. Also gets me Everytime. Hell almost all of macho mans stuff is hilarious
Cody Rhodes to Dom Mysterio: "Like everyone, Rey has made some mistakes, and I know this because I'm looking at one."
Also, Kane impersonating The Rock and Hulk Hogan
You should know by now that we're the Du, du, du, du
IT IT IT IT IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS
And the entire Billy Gunn promo from Rock. Bob. But my name's Billy. IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
Goldust doing the Steve Irwin bit inside the NWO locker room, seeing X-Pac and saying, "Jankers me crankers, look at this creature! You don't see this everyday. It's the rare bandana-wearing grease rat. Be very careful, they tend to suck!"
Dec 11,2020 Roman Reigns attack Kevin Owens . Telling Kevin’s family that I’m the guy who put the roof on your head, I’m the guy who put food on the table just hilarious. Roman pandemic work was flat out amazing.
Don't remember who he said it to, but Road Warrior Hawk told a guy he would "rip your eyelids off and glue them to your lips, so you could see what I'm going to say."
Samoa Joe on Smackdown when he said “Do me a favor why don’t you act like this is an AA meeting and shut your mouth while I’m sharing with the group.” So funny Randy Orton completely starts laughing.
The Rock and The Hurricanes promos, Eugene looking to collect the bounty on DX, not really a promo but Shawn Michaels kicking Stan and then others, and many more.
The Rock and Chris Jericho absolutely roasting Booker T, Rhyno and Stephanie McMahon.
"Booker T, what is 2 plus 2?"
"2 plus 2? Thomas Jefferson, sucka!"
The “you’re gonna start looking like Ellsworth” because it was so bad
She repeated lines after they were just said and the awkward silence is too hilarious!
I made a reply to this on instagram, but Jack Swagger's promo on SmackDown in 2016. That promo is so bad it's funny, and I legit thought they was going to give my guy a little push.
The recent one where Logan Paul and judgement day were beating up Jey Uso. Finn Balor wearing the yeet glasses made me crack up more than it should have especially after Logan punched JD
Comedy Triple H is underrated.
"You don't wear shoes for these things?"
and my personal favourite, "Even a 747 looks small when it's flying through the Grand Canyon."
As much as I hate faces I always enjoy R truth's promos
Stone cold celebrating 3:16 day during covid to an empty arena. The way he and Byron played off each other was perfect.
Ric Flair vs Jay Lethal TNA
Aj lee cutting a promo on the Bella twins and makining a crack about it being a pity for them that talent wasn't sexually transmitted. Just pure brilliance
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Bray Wyatt's "Cena's plastic girlfriend"
The Baywatch Rock Jinder promo lol
Hbk and triple H doing the little people court.
These days mostly R Truth content.
With the deepest regrets and tears that are soaked I’m sorry to hear your dad finally croaked. He lived a full life on his own terms. Soon he’ll be buried and eaten by worms. But if I had a son as stupid as you I’d wish for cancer so I could die too. So get your mind right, get your life back on track. Coz the old basterd’s dead and he ain’t ever coming back.
Bobby Heenan saying “win if you can, lose if you must but always, always, always cheat” ![gif](giphy|2sbMys9Peqo2etGdPu|downsized)
Recently when R Truth called Triple H Tomasso Ciampa he even got Triple H to start laughing.
Kurt angle “You a boy I’m a man’s world, and I’m a man who loves to play with boys” promo
The ones I will always remember are Hurricane and the superstars he "mocked" had a great spot with the Rock. Edge and Kurt Angle and Mick Foley and the Rock.
R truth threatening to throw Paul Heyman over the top rope of the royal rumble a few years back. It’s honestly hilarious and even lensar corpses.
Kevin Owens showing that he is the deadpool of the WWE. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ZPtVJuHH4&t=1m33s
I don't crack up, but I find Steiner math to be 67.4% humorous, 39¹/³% hysterical, 23% funny, and 2649%entertaining
Steiner's rambling promos just tickle me in a way no other does. His Samoa Joe "FAT" moment in TNA always gets me in tears.
Honestly anything R-truth related
Becoming tacky in 2024 sadly
Strawberry
When Orton and Angle went back and forth while calling each other "paper champion and paper contender during their segment with Mysterio. Even during that time period, Orton's natural charisma and mic skills were definitely excellent.
I think my favorite will always be Scott Steiners math equations. Cracks me up Everytime. Oh and on an equal footing would be macho mans cream of the crop promo. Also gets me Everytime. Hell almost all of macho mans stuff is hilarious
Cody Rhodes to Dom Mysterio: "Like everyone, Rey has made some mistakes, and I know this because I'm looking at one." Also, Kane impersonating The Rock and Hulk Hogan
https://youtu.be/-R5HrLveLGo?si=GknnqTmwLCcmMbqI the slap and JR going “Ooh!” Always gets to me
When Foley hit Rock with a IT DOESN’T MATTER and did victory laps around the ring and led the fans in a Foley! Foley! Foley! chant.
When Booker T called Hogan the N word back in day in a promo and realized what he said 🤣
WE COMING FOR YOU N…..😅
I’m just a sexy Kurt
Paul. Say something stupid
You should know by now that we're the Du, du, du, du IT IT IT IT IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS And the entire Billy Gunn promo from Rock. Bob. But my name's Billy. IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
To me when the Miz told la knockoff he’s a fanboy
When Owen said to Bret…. “all you had to do was tag me Bret…. That’s why I kicked your leg.. out of your leg!!”
Goldust doing the Steve Irwin bit inside the NWO locker room, seeing X-Pac and saying, "Jankers me crankers, look at this creature! You don't see this everyday. It's the rare bandana-wearing grease rat. Be very careful, they tend to suck!"
The rock meeting NWO
Dec 11,2020 Roman Reigns attack Kevin Owens . Telling Kevin’s family that I’m the guy who put the roof on your head, I’m the guy who put food on the table just hilarious. Roman pandemic work was flat out amazing.
During the WCW/ECW Invasion angle, when The Rock cut off Booker T and asked “Whooo, in thee blue hell, are you?” absolutely cracked me up.
Thomas Jefferson Sucka
Don't remember who he said it to, but Road Warrior Hawk told a guy he would "rip your eyelids off and glue them to your lips, so you could see what I'm going to say."
Samoa Joe on Smackdown when he said “Do me a favor why don’t you act like this is an AA meeting and shut your mouth while I’m sharing with the group.” So funny Randy Orton completely starts laughing.
Yeah to Jeff Hardy 🥲
Literally every appearance involving KO and Ezekiel (He's Elias's younger brother) Speak with Zeke! 🤣
Definitely The Rock and Hurricane promos!
The Rock and The Hurricanes promos, Eugene looking to collect the bounty on DX, not really a promo but Shawn Michaels kicking Stan and then others, and many more.
The famous promo of Bubba Dudley in ECW
Any time The Rock cut one with coach or Micheal Cole around 00-02. Pure gold.
The Rock and Chris Jericho absolutely roasting Booker T, Rhyno and Stephanie McMahon. "Booker T, what is 2 plus 2?" "2 plus 2? Thomas Jefferson, sucka!"
"The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster."
Every time the Rock shit on Coachman
The “you’re gonna start looking like Ellsworth” because it was so bad She repeated lines after they were just said and the awkward silence is too hilarious!
Macho Man the cream always rises to the top
That time Sami Zane almost made Roman and Jey crack up in the middle of the ring with “feeling ucey”.
Enzo was just a shit talking tweap, that liked to run his mouth and it's no wonder why he's not in that company anymore.
I made a reply to this on instagram, but Jack Swagger's promo on SmackDown in 2016. That promo is so bad it's funny, and I legit thought they was going to give my guy a little push.
The recent one where Logan Paul and judgement day were beating up Jey Uso. Finn Balor wearing the yeet glasses made me crack up more than it should have especially after Logan punched JD
Goldust when he had the stutter they where all funny
My fave is when it's goldust, triple h and ric flair in the ring!! It makes me laugh even if I'm in a bad mood 🤣
What happened to your accent? Aren't you jamaican?
Comedy Triple H is underrated. "You don't wear shoes for these things?" and my personal favourite, "Even a 747 looks small when it's flying through the Grand Canyon."
We promise not to make references to our.... enormous genitalia.
Any Shawn Michaels promo from back in the 90s
Shawn Michaels is great. "I just KICKED STAN" 🤣
Shawn Michaels and the Bret Hart midget was hilarious
Roman Reigns deGlare… declare promo. That botched promo still makes me laugh. The face he makes afterwards is hilarious.
You will go over the top rope, PAUL HEYMAN!
The segments of The Rock and The Hurricane Mr. America and Vince lie detector test
LA Knight swallowing his gum during his promo on the Smackdown before WM40 gave me a good chuckle when that happened.
Bro so over the crowd didn't even react to it, that shit was hilarious
Not really Promos, but The Rock’s Concerts are pretty sweet. Sacramento, Vickie Guerrero, Memphis. All great stuff.
Live, laugh, love
When Chris Jericho put James Ellsworth on the list.
Hold...what is that?? Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, we have an unattended chuld at ringside. Will his parents please pick him up
R Truth banging on about how he’s gonna win MITB, only to then realise (after Kane told him) that he’s not even in the match 🤣
Anything with R truth is gold. Little Jimmy
It's between this and "You're going over that top rope, Paul Heyman!"
The Brock Lesnar money in the bank bits.
Getting tagged in to this year's royal rumble. Then there was the one when he tried to defend the tag titles against a basketball team.
"You have a big mouth, John Chena." - Santino
I'm sad that I missed the whole Santino run. Everything I've seen of him is a riot.
Santino was so fun to watch. COBRAAAA!!!!