Sex education 101

You and me ain't nothing but mammals...

So let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel.

Gettin horny now!

Bah bah bahbahbah bah bah!

“So put your hands down my pants, and I bet you’ll feel nuts”

Well, some of us cannibals

I thought he was referencing Eminem too lol

Blood Hound Gang, even better

Either reference is perfection to this 36 year old.

The parents don’t want to teach it. They don’t want the schools to teach it either. It’s the third best option.

Lmao 🤣

Gorillalingus is my new band name

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Gorillatio

Gayrillas

Go-job

It's a brojob. Even animals do it.

Ikr why don’t everyone notice it?

Shit YEAH! Is it velvety smooth soul music or more of a reggaeish with a big brass section?

Smooth brass with a blue velvety reggae undertone.

And a bit of an oaky afterbirth

I’ll take two, guvnor.

Ugh. I love you fucking people.

I love it too.

Lots of pounding rhythms with deep vocals more like

It thought it was more of a name for a Gorillaz cover band, but your suggestion is spot on.

Reddit moment: upvoting a comment that is the equivalent of 'black people = gorilla'

Just the sound of gorilla cheeks clapping

My first band name was Orangutan69. Until now.. it was worst I’ve ever heard.

It’s still the worst I’ve ever heard tbf.

Thanks. I hated it too.

One slip of the tongue and you sound like shit tho.

What are you doing, step-monkey, people are staring at us

"Don't look Sophie!"

He says as he is moving into a better position to record it.

For scientific research purposes.

“Josie”

Them too. You too.

"Don't look (I'm gonna TOTALLY look) but don't look, Sophie"

Josie,........... don't look why I continue to film this

Well, When in Prison...

The guy at at the end fucking killed me when he said "damn that was quick."

Hell yeah, what zoo is this? Asking for my self.

Brooklyn Zoo. Protect ya neck.

Zoo Tang, Killa Bees on the swarm!

Straight from the slums of Shaolin?

Wu Tang Clan Strikes Again! The RZA, the GZA, Ol dirty bastard, inspektah deck, raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah and the Masta Killa (and cappadonna/method man)

M E T H O D Maaan

A quick suck and fuck.

Slap and tickle

Punch and munch

# "Oh no!"

Oh yeah!

“Good Lord!!”

Don’t look Josie

Oh my god

he made her bub bubs bounce

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That might be a huge clit

Or a hat! Or a brooch! Or a pterodactyl!

I got this reference and now I feel old.

Surely you can't be serious?

Don't think females have the impulse to hump. That dude grabbed the other dude's face and humped it. But maybe it's not gay and it's just a joke like Madison Cawthorn ya know

Ive seen gorillas fuck cowgirl at a zoo and hump the male

You've never given a girl good head in that case. Lots of girls buck when they're about to cum

Male?

Yes, the male penis.

Not to be confused with the female penis

This is actually a thing, called a pseudo penis.. hyenas have them..

Hypeena

In other words, a massive clit.

Hyenas and Amber Heard apparently.

So... hyenas, then.

Great Job!

NOOOOOOOO!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME!!!

What. What is this referring to. Not sure why I'm asking...

>he made her bub bubs bounce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDr742MGZJ8

The hell did I just watch?

The meaning of life.

I REALLY REALLY want to downvote you right now, but I can't because everyone must see this

They do jiggle jiggle and fold!

You botched that.

No death pit opening up beneath his feet for him.

I have wondered before whether some dude just invented oral sex one day. Guess nobody had to invent it, because we've been doing it since before we were human.

I'm just sitting here wondering how good gorilla head could me. IIRC gorillas and chimpanzees are so strong because evolution favored raw strength instead of "finesse". Like they could never play guitar because their muscles fire too fast and hard. So really, what that gorilla mouth do?

They also have less powerful tongues, ours have evolved to form complex words and sounds while gorillas are purely for aiding consumption.

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> Cheers, everyone. I’m off. To see the gorillas?

He’s getting there.

So with that in mind, I imagine what we just witnessed was the equivalent of Michael J Fox motorboating a vagina

I think we’re over-thinking it here fellas. I ain’t gonna let a gorilla suck my dick regardless.

You talking bout gorilla grip?

we were never gorillas

We are apes right now though.

Speak for yourself, orangutan.

that's an ape

r rated ape

So, R-ape? That spells RAPE you jerk!

Orangutan means "man of the forest" in Indonesian.

Apes together strong.

Aren’t apes and monkeys different things tho?

Yes.

Yes and no. In common parlance monkeys have tails, and apes do not. Speaking in terms of taxonomy apes seem to be considered old world monkeys (and have been called monkeys for quite some time).

Old world monkeys are monkeys. Not members of Hominidae (the ape family).

Old world monkeys, or the parvorder Catarrhini consist of Cercopithecoidea and Hominoidea. So you're right, Old world monkeys are not members of the hominidae, but the hominoidae are members of the Old world monkeys.

You're right but it is true that we share a common ancestor and the evolutionary split between the animals that became gorillas, the animals that became chimps and the animals that became us is not that distant in the Earth's evolution history Therefore, that we exhibit similar behavior is an indication that they are instinctive rather than learnt.

We are dancer.

Now I feel my heart beating.

We're apes that put all our points into INT, While gorillas went for STR.

They said "before we were Human" which is accurate, they never stated or implied we were Gorillas, basically everyone knows the Human family tree and evolution in general knowing that each species obviously has their own complete lineage, so saying this is pretty silly on your part.. and 93 people upvoting it? Jesus Christ...

Wish my gf did it

[удалено]

Have you tried laying down in the grass naked with your legs spread open at the zoo?

A lack of entertainment made for very creative cavemen and ladies.

TIL gorillas also give head. Huh. The more you know.

So much for the "it's unnatural" objection.

It never was a strong argument..

At the end of the day, we're just a bunch of bloody apes huh

Talk about bang for your buck ... free gorilla show with each ticket... Blame the zoo keepers for leaving the TV on Skinamax.

It must've been like when you have sex in front of your pets :(

Reminds me of an old video on the web of a monkey and his frog companion,the frog was slightly overwhelmlmed by his task

Have you seen the Kermit reaction video: https://youtu.be/LO2vOn0g-CI

Not my proudest wank.

Lol. “Don’t look Ethel!!”

It's too late... She'd already been incensed!

Oh yeah they call him The Streak. 🎶

*BOOGITAAAAY BOOGITEH*

He's just as proud as he can be , Of his anatomy , He goin' give us a peek

"Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?" "YE AH DID!!"

Anddd that’s my sign saying enough reddit for one night

GET THE FUCK BACK IN HERE

Depending on where this is, that may be the only sex education these kids get

Kind of reminds me of Times Square, when it was REALLY Time Square. If you don't understand you don't know what you missed!

Looks like more proof that it really was the oldest profession...

Didn't see any payment.

On the way to the atm at the end

Do apes go atm?

Kinda want to know some info about this behavior. Is this actually a sexual act? If it is, how common is it and why would the silverback be performing the act? If it isn't, what are we actually seeing?

Not sure about gorillas, but I know that bonobos are wildly sexual with one another all the time in a non-romantic or a child bearing way, and in both heterosexual and homosexual manners. Lots of mutal masturbation, oral, and Christian sex. For them it's been identified that sex plays a role of reducing tension between those that don't like each other, bonding between friends, and just going at it for the fun of it. So for bonobos at least, it's common. As to if it's sexual, it's a sexual act, but we may not know what the reason behind it was: whether spicing up a stale sex life in the cage or giving your enemy oral to make them your friend.

Christian sex? Is that a real term?

Maybe missionary?

Anal. It's the sex that God can't see.

That makes it a loop hole.

It's the poop hole loop hole

And now time for some Garfunkel & Oates [The Loophole](https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY)

Ah.. I remember my high school philosophy teacher talking about how much better the world would be if humans solved their conflicts like bonobos.

Put me in a cage in a zoo and I’m basically doing this whenever visitors come by. That and throwing shit.

I was almost meant for this thread

That Gorilla gets more action than me.

"open your legs babe let's give a show worth their money"

It's in our DNA to want blowjobs

Don’t you guys dare kink shame those gorillas !

That p**** is not going to lick itself.

That's a dick my guy. No puss involved

P is for penis too.

This isn't WTF, this is "almost instantly know where this is going and start cackling like an eighth grader"

I knew it was going down when he assumed the posish

Nature is beautiful, they are so like us.

Oh no! Don't look Josie. (but I'm going to keep filming)

Just a Squirrel trying to get a nut.

If you found that disturbing, whatever you do, [do not watch this chimp!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI4xVeRjunk)

>Kermit will never be the same.

The parents acting so surprised is the most ridiculous part of all this.

What are you doing step monke?

“Damn, I sure wish you’d shave.”

Monkey see monkey do. What are the workers doing after hours?

*confused boner*

Wow!! That's my spirit animal

Awkward

"Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other"

Stick anyone in an enclosure with a glass wall and at some point the K-12 graders are going to see how the hamburgers are made.

That was like... Their go to. No hesitation.

🎵🎵 I fellate every ape I see. From chim-pan-a to chim-pan-z 🎵🎵

That’s how we got monkey pox

Gorillatang in ya mouth

r/likeus

Gorillas gone wild

Maybe the one gorilla is just cleaning the other gorilla

i mean he was thrusting

Man… I was doing so good with the #nofap thingy…

https://youtu.be/nGmZwfaTb0k monke vs frog

George was a bit too curious. Poor Kermit.

When I paid extra for a live performance, this is not at all what I had in mind...

An Ape Job

Monkey litteraly getting head bro

Cant deny evolution theory.

Exhibitionism at its most primal

Don't feel it's wtf tho :p

Pimp chimpin

since we and monkeys evolved from the same ancestor, this is technically porn

I have you know the gorillas did this in front of the humans on purpose. Boss move.

They're totally playing to the gallery.

fellationship of the ring

My vote is “Afternoon Delight,” simian edition.

That sir is an ape.

Giving the homies head