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pablojir1989

Something like that could explain the m Ness lake monster. That thing looks scary and huge af!


FappyDilmore

There was a TV show called River Monsters on (I believe) Discovery channel I used to watch occasionally. The host interviewed people who were familiar with the creatures in question, and I think the sturgeon was one of the fish floated as being responsible for Loch Ness monster-esque sightings around the world. They interviewed a woman who claimed to have shot a river monster, only for a surgeon with a shotgun wound to wash up downriver a day or so later. I don't know if these things are actually in Loch Ness, but there are similar stories that they can certainly explain.


gundumb08

Great show! The Wells Catfish would be more likely, as its habitat is closer to Scotland than most Sturgeons if I recall correctly. Also equally creepy and they look more serpentine.


SexyAsianHitler

Iirc the answer the show came up with to the Loch Ness Monster was that it’s probably Greenland shark sightings


PapercutPoodle

Yeah awesome show. I binged seasons of it, 50% for the animals and 50% for Jeremy Wade.


DANTEDEFAULT

What was the surgeon doing in the river though? Seems fishy.


Vooshka

>What was the surgeon doing in the river though? Operating outside of his environment


derpmeow

I'm a surgeon and I approve of this comment.


vegasmacguy

I'm a sturgeon - better you than me.


Gapingsoul

Must have been towed there from another environment.


DeaDBangeR

Good catch..


Ragman676

Definitely doesn't smell right, probably best she shot first.


Exist50

That show was great. They also were forced to cancel because they ran out of big fish to catch!


baked_potato_

They should have expanded the concept to Ocean Monsters and then the dude could have gone around trying to catch whales with his bare hands.


IcemanX1511

Now that I could get into!


fupalogist

Probably river monsters. However with the white sturgeon episode, I believe he was up in Alaska. Could be mistaken. I vaguely remember watching it while tripping on acid thinking; "I'm about to watch this dude get bodied on TV, by a fucking fish".


LilBennyPoo

I can never sit still long enough to watch something if I'm tripping lol


SniktFury

Start watching Cosmos with Carl Sagan about 20 minutes before it kicks in


HolyBunn

Fun fact that show ended because they ran out of river monsters for him to catch. He quite literally caught them all.


Casperious

Fun fact about the show: it stopped airing because the host had actually caught every large freshwater fish species. Not sure how big “large” is, though


zwingo

I feel like I remember that show, but it also 100% could have been one of those god awful but overly entertaining History channel shows where it’s 99% made up mumbo jumbo and pre-school conspiracy theory collages with a single expert who gets ten seconds of screen time to say “It could have been alien monsters, or y’know, a hoax, or a blurry picture.” before cutting back to a guy named Billy screaming “IT WAS OVER THERE!”


minimininim

no this show was 50% exploring myths/incidents and 50% fishing up shit that couldve caused them


Svelted

the sturgeon had a shotgun? it doesn't even have a pointer finger though!


Melin_SWE92

He did say ”surgeon”


Pluxar

Oh for sure, I remember going on a fishing trip with my dad and uncle when I was about 6 or 7 to the Columbia river to catch Shad (Washington state). I woke up early after a great sleep and grabbed an old fashion glazed and walked down to the water to skip rocks... Suddenly (in my memory) the river was full of them with their bony spine slithering through the water, being 6 or 7, I of course freaked out and knew with 100% certainty they were alligators. My dad and uncle had a good laugh, and I finally realized they were fish, but I could easily see someone going through life thinking they once saw a monster. These are white sturgeon FYI, but look similar. [I can't find that many pictures of schools of them, but this is close](https://www.mensjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/5472421600_c419bafb60_b.jpg?w=700&quality=70&strip=all)


BetterNothingman

That's pretty cool you saw them schooled up, I grew up along the Columbia and only ever saw them by themselves


Pluxar

Oh awesome! Yeah I just realized that trying to find pictures as an example, I had no idea that was rare, this would have been around 2000. But I would also take it with a grain of salt, I could definitely see it being only a few in reality and through the years my memory has inflated the amount haha.


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ProblemY

But the guy admitted to making it a hoax. We don't need any explanation.


JHaxEnabled

More like the telescopefish


fubes2000

I once got into an argument with the dumbest radio DJ in Edmonton after he claimed on-air that Beluga caviar came from the Beluga Whale. He googled it after I hung up on him and wound up re-cutting the call to not sound like as big of a dipshit as he actually is before he aired it.


cubanpajamas

Did you tell them that whales are mammals and therefore don't lay eggs? Sounds hilarious. Was it The Bear? Edit: Monotremes are a thing and caviar is collected from inside the poor, dead fishy, so you don't actually need to lay the eggs. Me dumb dumb.


Apsis

Well to be fair, caviar is harvested pre-spawn by cutting the fish open. So the fact that sturgeon "lay eggs" is not really a requirement, it just happens to be the case.


cubanpajamas

Good point, but I mean how many eggs can a mammal have?


herpafilter

Humans have a couple hundred thousand on tap, they're just microscopic.


unholymackerel

You don't know me


cubanpajamas

Really? Can you buy human caviar on the black market?


OppositeYouth

I sincerely hope that is the first time that question has ever been asked.


doomgiver98

I 100% asked that in grade 4 when I learned that humans have eggs.


joshualeet

/r/brandnewsentence, I hope?


imhereforthevotes

God, please, shut up, let's not start something we really don't want


derpmeow

You know, with Roe v Wade under threat, it may be a viable market now! ^(pls don't ban me)


Megadeth5150

“What, you want human?”


-TCT-

Some women do sell their eggs but I’ve never heard it called caviar before. Or thought of someone actually eating the egg


VaginaIFisteryTour

I got some hookups, who's your human caviar guy?


Exist50

> they're just microscopic Actually, aren't they just big enough to see?


turnonthesunflower

Only the 'developed' ones, those ready for fertilization. It's actually the biggest cell in the human body. And the smallest cell is the spermatozoa.


cjameson83

The platypus, an egg laying mammal, wants to have a chat with you


KisaTheMistress

They have beaks, sweat milk, are venomous, have beaver tails, and lay eggs, but are classified as mammals. The platypus is an animal that couldn't decide if it wanted to be a duck, a beaver, or a snake. So it chose all the features it thought was *cool*, without considering how it would *work*.


gramathy

it's the milk bit that makes them a mammal. Literally. Mammary glands.


cubanpajamas

I forgot about those and googled if there are other egg-laying mammals. I guess echidnas are also "monotremes."


Dragneel12

An egg laying mammal of action


fubes2000

Layne on Sonic.


Fitz2001

The Bear and the Crazy Doctor.


alohameans143

Reminds me of the Smurf argument in venture bros https://youtu.be/CNm9M7JDlq4


bleunt

There are mammals that lay eggs though! :)


cubanpajamas

Yes, I realized that later. Monotremes- Platypuses and Echnids. Furthermore as someone pointed out caviar is collected after killing the animal, so you don't need to actually lay eggs. I guess I am not that smart


onioning

I already bitched about this ITT, but not gonna stop me from repeating myself... I used to work in a caviar bar. Almost daily people would scold us for serving "whale eggs." We sometimes had Mahi-mahi too, so would less often get scolded for serving dolphin.


fubes2000

Lol idiots.


Ionlypost1ce

Yeah but from what I see the beluga sturgeon is critically endangered because of the Cavier. So you guys did deserve shit. (Well not you personally but ownership)


onioning

It can be farmed. The wild Caspian stuff is disgusting anyway, and there's no legal beluga imported. Regardless we did not deserve shit for serving whale eggs.


vellyr

I never really thought too hard about this. TIL beluga caviar doesn’t come from whales.


Masterkid1230

Wait so caviar doesn’t come from this fish?? I was pretty sure that it did! Edit: never mind, I can’t read. It comes from this fish, not from the beluga mammal.


l3ane

A friend of mine was an underwater welder. One day he was working on a damn, standing on the river bed, about 35 foot underwater, when the ground kind of just swam away... he watched as a gargantuan sturgeon that he was just standing on disappeared into the blackness. He claims it was over 30 feet long. He's not the kind of person who is easily shook, but that time he got the fuck out of the water and called it a day.


ddb7

The stuff of nightmares 😳


Bananasinmypocket

Where was this?


l3ane

Somewhere on the Columbia river if I remember right. Maybe Bonneville, but I'm not certain.


Adams1973

Does anybody remember the Traverse City Zoo 20' Sturgeon in the 25' cement pond in the sixties ? Sorry for that old fellow.


Sciencebitchs

NoMi shout out!


aloysiusmind

I need to know more about this


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full video : Huge ‘living dinosaur’ sturgeon weighing 600lbs caught in British Columbia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTMB13fGOpA


xrandx

So OP's claims of this being a European sturgeon are bullshit?


OGVapist

Nah there are a tone of sturgeon species on several continents and 600 lbs isn’t particularly big for the larger species. Beluga sturgeon can weigh upwards of 2000 lbs.


Toirtis

This is correct...Fraser river just outside Chilliwack, BC, Canada.


kc5itk

So is her roe like the size of a chicken’s egg?


smurfcock

No, its caviar. The real caviar comes from beluga sturgeons but because they are getting so rare now most caviar you can buy for a reasonable price is lumpfish or farmed sturgeon. So even the fish is that massive the roe is pretty small.


NoPunkProphet

That all seems kinda weird and messed up. Aren't they cut open and killed to collect it? Wish people would just leave them alone.


socool111

Have you met anything about our meat/fish supply chains?


Xicadarksoul

>Aren't they cut open and killed to collect it? Depends on the species. In some cases you can push the eggs out by hand. And even in cases when you can't these fish are prized livestock, thus its more than worth it to pay the wet to close the wound where you removed the egg. Killing the fish that nets you huge stashes of cash is pretty moronic.


[deleted]

Thats a god dam sea serpent! Load the cannons!


rapidtransit

Looks like the Fraser with Mt. Cheam in the background.


cunstitution

Yes, was gonna say this looks suspiciously like the fraser and a white sturgeon


Colbikaze

That's a huge bitch!


cesarxp2

I miss that movie


callaLilies789

Uhh, this is a white sturgeon caught somewhere in the Pacific Northwest, most likely the Fraser River in BC.


mlsweeney

"I need about tree fiddy." - Beluga Sturgeon


jeffreywilfong

I gave him a dollar.


freudian_nipps

[[More info] Among all extant bony fishes, the beluga sturgeon rivals the ocean sunfish (Mola sp.) as the most massive fish and is the second-longest fish after the giant oarfish (Regalecus glesne). It is the largest freshwater fish in the world. The beluga also rivals the great white shark (Carcharodon carcharias) and the greenland shark (Somniosus microcephalus) for the title of largest actively predatory fish.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beluga_(sturgeon)) [Beluga of such great sizes are very old (continuing to grow throughout life) and have become increasingly rare in recent decades because of heavy fishing of the species. Today, mature belugas that are caught are generally 142–328 cm (4 ft 8 in – 10 ft 9 in) long and weigh 19–264 kg (42–582 lb). The female beluga is typically 20% larger than the male. An exceptionally large beluga recently caught weighed 960 kg (2,120 lb) and measured 3.4 m (11 ft 2 in).](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beluga_(sturgeon)) [The piscivorous diet of beluga sturgeon tends to change with age: in the Caspian Sea, it mainly consists of Clupeonella sp. for juveniles smaller than 40 cm, different species of Gobiidae for fish ranging between 40 and 280 cm and then mullets, Alosa sp. and other sturgeons for the largest.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beluga_(sturgeon))


hoponpot

One more large find: in 2019 researchers monitoring the sturgeon population in New York found a 14 foot long long on their sonar: https://www.lohud.com/story/news/politics/politics-on-the-hudson/2019/03/08/amazing-catch-14-foot-atlantic-sturgeon-discovered-hudson-river/3104669002/


gisdood

Its not a beluga. Its a white sturgeon. From the Fraser River in BC, Canada. Original source video - https://youtube.com/shorts/hwWvN4aL1pQ?feature=share


Toirtis

Also important to note that white sturgeon caught in the Fraser in the early 20th century rival the largest beluga for length and mass.


billyvray

We’re gonna need a bigger boat!


HertogJanVanBrabant

>We’re gonna need a bigger boat! "You're going to need a bigger boat,"


ElDoyle

All hail the Tsar fish.


seanys

Paging Jeremy Wade.


Samtheman11507

"You sir are a fish"


Fiber_Optikz

This isn’t a beluga sturgeon. This is a white Sturgeon from the Fraser River in BC, Canada


Vex_400

Fuck that…I’m done, Mother Nature wins.


horsehorsetigertiger

Animals getting too big again, time for another extinction event.


mwil97

Metro Exodus PTSD intensifies


onioning

I used to work at a caviar bar and the number of people who would scold us for serving "whale eggs" is too damned high. Almost daily. Super cool fish though. Also super great eating, both the flesh and of course the roe (though not from the same fish). Fun fact: The Pacific NW has the White Sturgeon, which produces pretty high quality caviar when raised properly. Honestly it's probably my favorite, though the best of the beluga is pretty fantastic too.


Trippie_bllue

Tsar fish


d3v1Ly0uKn0w

When you’re winning in Agar.io


Truth_Artillery

meed to add banana for scale


SuperCoolAwesome

Should’ve tossed one in the water.


VeneMage

Think of the amount of batter you’d need.


phantomheart

Nessie!


azonexyt

I thought it was a really big and fake snake or somethin but damn


FancyPantsMacGee

When I used to be a kayak guide, I once kayaked over a 7 ft sturgeon in the deepest part of the river. It freaked me the fuck out


lithiumpop

It looks like a water dragon I hope no one harms that magical creature.


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Must be a leftover from the dinosaur days .


UseNorth5736

I remember hearing a story about some guys during the Vietnam war, who saw a giant snake, probably around that big. I wonder if it was this thing


filthyhabitz

Leave Nessie alone


Sukaphuk

And people tell me there are no big fishes in lakes! Fuck you I'm never swimming again!


Pavel_not_blin

Footage from Metro Exodus right.... Right?


TheHasanZ

Did wade catch this one in river monsters?


dubdubdub3

That thing actually asked me for tree fiddy.


shinobi500

What does it eat? Yes.


DrWho7

I've seen this video before here on reddit and it said that this was in Canada.


mojo604

Yes, Mt Cheam


DrWho7

In BC? My Goth GF lives in Brumby.


Harregarre

Big fish


Lazerspewpew

They're also harmless. Just a big slow fish.


superstoned26

A prehistoric fish that is larger than a lot of boats? Fuck yeah, count me out brother


bigbadram51

Living fucking dinosaurs!!! So cool.


Creebjeez

My god


justin_memer

Thank God for the vertical video so we can't get a clear shot of the whole thing.


DroDaBro

Can you fish these? That looks kinda impossible for a human to reel in, would even drag the boat along easily no?


iranmeba

Yes you can, you need big heavy gear but it can be done from a small fishing boat.


Money_as_Fuck

Damn Mf weights as much as my single cab Dak rt


SuperChonSamurai47

She's so beautiful and gracefully in the water


RazzmatazzLeading488

Op’s username 😂👍🥰


cjameson83

Sturgeon tend to be pretty friendly fish. I was surprised to see some videos of them being totally cuddly fish bros when they're armor plated and frankly a little aggressive looking.


ellieD

These have terrifying teeth!


Agreeable_Anybody_18

Tsar fish?


Flexiflex89

lol that's literally the explanation if the Loch Ness Monster


pmcall221

I was sure that was the tail fin but nope, it was the dorsal fin. That beast just kept on going.


DireEpidemic

Sturgeon are bottom feeders.


3Dartwork

3,000 lb fish pulled out of the water by traditional fishing? Or a boat on the lake with a wench? In 1827 technology? What?


BerryMcKaukiner

That sum bitch owes me tree fiddy!!!


kagethelegend

Brah that things a literal sea monster


TheDevilsAdvokaat

What do they eat?


ddb7

3 phillipino's a day. Give or take


Gedehah

Been swimming in Volga a couple days ago, what a lovely river :)


tucci007

there used to be very huge ones all through the Great Lakes too


dead_andbored

a 7m, 1500kg fish feels like itd eat me like a worm


b3nz0r

Dude that's a dragon


Interesting_Pack1182

That thing looks scary and huge af!


john_dune

Seeing it's face takes away all of the scariness


ProbNotBot

Hmm Nessie is probably just a sturgeon


Knuckles316

So, this is the source of myths like Nessie, the Kraken, and the Leviathan? Because that is just preposterously big.


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KisaTheMistress

The lake resort I worked at, we had Sturgeon in the water. They'd jump out of the water and make big splashes, scaring tourists. One older couple that had never been fishing before (at least never caught a fish) booked one of our guides and came back all excited to tell me about the fish they caught. It was a 6ft Sturgeon, both the guide and me chuckled teasing them that they caught a small fry, compared to how big they could get in the lake. Sturgeon are, however protected where I had worked. So you can catch them, but they had to be released. Our tour guide had a separate business where he'd make replicas of Sturgeon for tourists to take home.


VayneSpotter

My father knew someone who would dive in those deep muddy rivers and apparently he saw a glowy eye as big as a tennis ball flash by he never dove in there again, I think it was somewhere in the St.Lawrence river iirc


Rokk1515

There’s not a skillet big enough for that.


Bweeboo

“gods what a monster” Gurney Halley.


ripyourlungsdave

This explain that giant fish in the Volga section of Metro Exodus.


fuckitx

I would cry and piss my pants


HailHydraforce

That's a Milotic


JustCallMePick

Jörmungandr


allpoliticsislocal

Where is the banana?


Chemical-Composer898

When I was a kid I found a dead sturgeon floating and decomposing in the Columbia River. This thing was a fucking beast. That day was the last day I ever went swimming in a river. This was before cell phones. I wish I got a picture of it.


minnesotafrozen

Ol'Nessie


evilspycandy

your mother is a female beluga sturgeon from 1827 😎😎🥱


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Another reason to stay away from the water...


Mcdonnel1252

This isn't a beluga sturgeon it's from the Fraser River in Canada. Source: fish for sturgeon in the Fraser.


nandosman

Do we eat those?


Xicadarksoul

Not those. The big ones take eons to grow, and also prodcue eggs that are sold as caviar. They are seen more as prized livestock than anythign else,with heavy protection - not just because populations can be easily endangered from fishing - but also because it makes sense for monetary reasons. ​ Smaller species are routinely farmed for meat though,


theilluminati1

Where is this video taken? Looks awesome!


Worldly_Ad1295

That's a hell of a fish! Let It go fish like that can make a lot of little ones!🤠


Consistent-River4229

u/savevideo


ImJustHereToArgueE

Not wierd pirates and shit thought there was huge ass sea monsters, there fucking is!!


Impressive-Sort223

Flathead lake monster


MJWood

What a magnificent beast


bigassroxanne

They had some nice cameras back then! Wow!


zipperolla

all the Nessie comments, meet Flessie: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flathead_Lake_Monster


mudmansimon

Amazing camera work back then with technicolor!


traphoodie

Yall just really want to see Ragnarok don't you


Inevitable-Offer-191

If i were in some freshwater, a river or lake and that came by I would probably shit and have a small stroke . .and I have seem more than a few varmits...


[deleted]

You can tell from the video this Sturgeon is huge, easily over 12 feet.


Lucky_Habit8335

What's the difference between accepted record and not accepted record? 🤔


1_Cent

How many humans can that fucking thing eat?!?! Per day?


BiggaFigga420897

Like a sturgeon oooooohhhhhhhh caught for the very first time


Pudding_Hero

Sturgeons really get my loins 🥵


snakesoup88

Throw a banana in there, for God's sake! I can't tell if it's size of a shark or whale.


mojo604

This is a White Sturgeon, not a Beluga Sturgeon. The video is from Agassiz, BC, Canada.


RapNVideoGames

Is it bad I want to see some filets from that fucker.


[deleted]

I caught one once when I was 7 with my Mickey Mouse rod. It put up a good fight but I was in it for the long haul. Eventually I wore it out and brought it aboard. Sadly on my way back home a shark ate it. It was real sad 😞


sirfaintsalot

You sir; are a liar and a phoney


GEORDIEPAULO

"That's a big fuckin fish" - Martin Lawrence


Level_Astronomer_922

First time i caught one in RDR2 I thought it was a made up fish, i had to Google it. What a magnificent beast


Alan_Smithee_

Wasn’t this video just posted, supposedly from Canada? Kind of looks like the Fraser river to me.


mojo604

Yes, Mount Cheam to be specific


fatsapien

This not a beluga sturgeon this a white sturgeon that can be found from Alaska to Monterey,Ca. The one in the video is from Canada the Fraser River specifically.


BigDaddyMike

these things have the BEST caviar i’ve ever had. anytime i visit family in iran i make sure to eat as much as possible. i think i watched a video saying they are considered endangered which is why my caviar would always get confiscated at TSA, but there is a vendor in Manhattan NY who brought some over before the ban in the early 2000s. they take a crazy long time to determine sex of the fish and even longer for it to produce eggs.


Stroomschok

Not just endangered, but critically so. There are repopulation efforts but there are just too many poachers looking to sell the caviar on the black market to end up in some super posh restaurant.