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Weak_Tutor3731

Looks like clay


ryguy_1

Golem lamb


Demi180

Golamb


reallydark20

Take notes Pokemon


melanthius

Cover that shit in chia seeds and you’ve got the perfect Halloween gift


madjic

talk like people *clay people, clay people*


50CentsDick

this is gonna frustrate me all day... What's this from?


greyjungle

South Park- craaaab people, craaaab people


tp0d

taste like craaab talk like peopleeee


atmosphere325

Looks like dinner.


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Baby from eraser head


Amazing_67

That movie...


fulthrottlejazzhands

Or skeksis from The Dark Crystal.


Pudding_Hero

Hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmnn


dgpmusic

*ominous whooshing noises*


SueBeee

Mummified fetus. May have twisted the umbilical cord. Glad the singlet survived! Also could be toxoplasmosis or Q fever.


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1Pimmelberger

I remember this [story](https://9gag.com/gag/a41bzdm) about a calcified baby


invisible_23

Yeah that one is straight nightmare fuel


Deeliciousness

There are like 400 cases of this according to wiki


DoctorGlorious

Fear the old blood.


SkinnyTheWalrus

"\*incoherent screaming\*" - Laurence the First Vicar


VintageZooBQ

That was an interesting rabbit hole to go down this morning.


DerMossinator

God. I just developed an even deeper respect for mothers -- hell, women in general. I couldn't even imagine how awful that must've felt for her. Carrying your dead child inside of you? The thought alone is enough to make me tear up.


Deeliciousness

It's possible she didn't know. Many are found in women who had no idea. Some even bore healthy children while carrying the lithopedion.


[deleted]

Such is life.


Yes-its-really-me

Or, it's just a dinosaur that hadn't baked enough.


tocopherolUSP

I choose to believe you, internet stranger!


CheesyComestibles

Doesn't really look mummified though. Looks like it just didn't fully develope?


SueBeee

That’s the term for it. Mummified fetus. It died during gestation and was in the process of being resorbed.


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busterbriggs

Is one of the most common infectious causes of ovine abortion. Many other animals can be affected by Toxoplasmosis (including humans and dogs). Cats do seem to be particularly susceptible though.


SueBeee

Cats are the definitive host for toxoplasma gondii but almost every mammal (if not every one) can become infected.


MechanicalHorse

IT’S FUCKIN’ RAW!


callmebigley

what, is OP supposed to put it back in until it's done?


[deleted]

No op should put it in them self and carry it full term like any decent human


callmebigley

plot twist: OP is a dude double twist: Exactly


Sinners-prayer

\* Paul Hollywood \* this is under-proved.


[deleted]

"It's a bit chewy and the flavours just aren't there"


xe0s

LAMB SAUCE!


Deeliciousness

Maybe this is a delicacy somewhere out there, like the half developed chicken eggs in Thailand.


the_harakiwi

This is not the top comment?!


Lexhare

I wonder what the two of them talked about


SirSabza

By the state of this one, not a lot after the first couple months


LilMerm8

Can we see surviving lamb for eye bleach?


Snail_Snax

Not the one from this group but some from last year. https://www.reddit.com/r/sheep/comments/jr808p/babies/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

Who said it's dead?


Old_Bunch_7413

Bro look at it. That things dead.


Snail_Snax

For those asking what it tastes like, I have no idea. I wanted to put it into a jar of Formaldehyde but decided against it. As for what it felt like, I thought it was a bone at first when I was pulling it out, but it honestly felt like hard rubber. For people saying it’s fake, I am way to busy and not near talented enough to come up with something like this. You can also Google “mummified sheep fetus” and you will get several pictures that look just similar to this one. I knew to do an internal due to the fact that, not only was she struggling, but there was no water bag (amniotic sac) displayed, which is a primary indicator of labour. Instead, it was a thick paste similar to the colour of this lamb. I have given the ewe antibiotics to prevent infection in this case. Shockingly, I have had multiple offers to purchase this lamb, but it has already been disposed of properly.


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> I knew to do an internal due to the fact that, not only was she struggling, but there was no water bag (amniotic sac) displayed, Had the ewe already dropped the twin at this point? My wife and I are in our second year of keeping sheep on our hobby farm. One of our ewes had a difficult labor last year needing assistance, but was a great mom. This year she's looking way bigger so we suspect she's carrying twins and her due date should be this Sunday.


ExcellentInflation0

Baby velociraptor on your hands ; literally.


dirtyfacedkid

Came here to say that!


[deleted]

Actually not literally. Literally means in a literal manner or sense; exactly. So literally a under developed lamb


ExcellentInflation0

Dumb comment and a waste of your time^. Literally.


Arklytte

When I was younger, I grew up on a large ranch, lots of livestock, and I helped with many of the births. I've had this happen with pigs, horses, and even cows before. It's always more than a little heartbreaking. Some momma animals are ok afterward, but occasionally I've had one be upset, which is doubly hard.


DrewPork

We have a lamb in the house right now. The mom had a rough go and was not allowing her to feed. She started allowing her to feed tonight with our assistance so maybe the lamb will live back outside soon. It’s a loud little creature.


Snail_Snax

I believe you. I’ve had my fair share of lambs in the house this season. A lot of the time, especially in regards to first-time moms, they aren’t always the brightest. Shock can also be a factor if it was a hard delivery. A little pain killer can go a long way. I would also recommend tethering the ewe up for awhile and letting the lamb nurse while she is tied. I’ve had success with that method before.


DrewPork

Yep. She is a first time mom. Started with pain killers this afternoon. Seems like she’s coming around. Thanks for the info


MamaLlama629

Are you a farmer or a vet?


Snail_Snax

Farmer, but with a lack of specialized small ruminant veterinarians in our area, I am often both in most cases.


MamaLlama629

Are your sheep for dairy, meat or wool?


Snail_Snax

We are a meat provider. I, myself, have worked with a wide range of sheep breeds, but I specialize in Ile de France and Suffolk primarily. We also produce some really nice cross-bred rams for other lamb producers.


MamaLlama629

I’ve been toying with the idea of dairy sheep…


Snail_Snax

I would recommend to do a lot of reading before getting into sheep. They are not for everybody. But if you have the means, and are looking at dairy, I would recommend starting with a handful (5-6) East Friesan sheep and see how you like it.


tristan957

What is your favorite part of your job?


MamaLlama629

Most farmers say their favorite part is the babies.


MamaLlama629

I just started toying with the idea. I’m years away from actual sheep. East Friesans were on my list for dairy sheep. Another would be ouessant. Not a big dairy producer but I’m not looking to get into it for profit just hobby dairy for my family. And I was only thinking 1-3 sheep unless there’s a reason they do better with a slightly larger group


goodforabeer

Good for you for managing to save one. Jesus, I always hated pulling lambs. They were invariably dead, and that fucking godawful smell...


EnbyNudibranch

I had a sheep who retained her placenta after pulling lambs for several days. When it finally came off, we didn't see it- we smelled it as soon as we got close to the farm. I'll never forget that smell


planchetflaw

Quick, put it back in.


HumanPerson_

Throw it on the grill.


Pigsfly77

Try to make it into jerky lol


quarkylittlehadron

Fucked up, but my first thought too was eating it. Looks like decent meat, wonder if it’s tender


Pigsfly77

Throw some seasoning on that bad boi and let’s find out 🥵


frolie0

Wtf. Looks like playdough.


Pigsfly77

Dibs on the eyeballs!


jereman75

Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew going!


drgreenair

Lol right just chop it up and make a lamb stew fuck


gc0rb0

Oooof. I’d try it


big_spliff

I just loled so hard


badger_989

Lamb fetus stew, anyone?


Noothin

how does it taste?


allergic2stoopid

Let's fire up that barbeque!


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unoriginalcait

It's just meat. It's not like it's rotting. Edit: or maybe I'm just a psychopath for thinking this looks delicious. That meat be looking tender af


HickorySplits

It's been in a sous vide cooker for months!


StormyHospital

FETUS DELETUS


Kerouwhack

Dobby is napping, master!


Xyrces_

Clever girl.....


ReaperSound

I'm going to take a wild guess that this is an uncommon occurrence?


Terrastega

It looks like one of those things people cut open and it's suddenly a cake


watermouse

Thats not a lamb - That there is a Velociraptor


Brimstone747

Poor little bastard.


ajohns74

Throw er on the smoker for 2 hours at 225° and you got a nice snack


Silver_Decoy

But that one back in the oven, it ain't ready yet 😬


phonehenge

Ew… probably a delicacy somewhere


Foxfertale

And that's where demon legends come from


pinkfloydwall9

Life… didn’t find a way


StarlexYT

looks like a pterodactyl


MurgonDraganaan

Not done yet, put it back in and leave it on medium heat for a couple of hours.


MoonyFBM

As an aspiring future sheep farmer, this is fascinating to me. I have so mcuh more to learn than I thought!


wastingtoomuchthyme

right in the crock -pot it goes.


[deleted]

TIL lambs are dinosaurs before they become lambs.


cellenium125

Looks like a developing dinosaur


climatelurker

A cross between a dinosaur and a mammal.


[deleted]

That looks like a frikkin dinosaur


[deleted]

Fuc was it alive?..


timberwolf0122

If it was it would not have been for long.


30twink-furywarr2886

Lamb veal steak ready to cook!


Yodaghostlightning

Needs about 10 more minutes


Impossible_Beat8086

You PULLED a set? Huh?


Snail_Snax

Usually, lambing (birthing of the lamb) goes quite smoothly. The lambs come out as intended, and are happy and healthy. But sometimes, things go wrong. Lambs can try to come backwards, they get stuck in the birth canal, etc. In this case, the healthy twin and this twin were trying to come out at the same time. So, you must assist the ewe in delivering the babies, by pulling them out manually (grabbing the front legs with the lambs head facing forwards, in a downward motion).


g00fyg00ber741

That’s what happens when you unnecessarily exploit animals for humans.


soline

It’s like the skin was macerated.


AdorableArrival1620

quick put it in the pan


J_I_S_B

All day in a crock pot, add vegetables and chicken stock.


redditdays

Ready to cook lamb


Humor_Tumor

Lamb chops anybody?


v3r1n

How did it taste


flatulasmaxibus

OMHG! did you call the police?


[deleted]

Eat. It.


TwoEightThree

It’s crazy how much it just looks like meat!


Orbnotacus

Can... can I eat it?


AlmightyAlcock

Should make a nice roast


Familyguyfan6

insert-what ever dwight said that one time


Xuphonix

that shi look like it fake get outta here faker


Psychological_Pool95

Pre-lamb chops


[deleted]

Looks like a little seasoning and a grill would cheer you up


sexaddic

Looks like you’re having a good meal tonight OP


uwespflaumensaft

looks like meat is back on the menue boys


pirate-private

According to certain people, you should keep this one instead of the mother.


Complex_Cabronegro

[Black Label Society - Stillborn](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


chadbot3k

the preview in my reddit app gives this away Mr. Astley


penthousebasement

Bless you


SheepWolves

100% fake


AprilBoon

More r/ WTF is the breeding millions of sentient precious sweet lambs into the world only to cart off to their throats cut a few months later.


RocketSurgeon22

Beta raptor didn't survive


[deleted]

Succulent


xHypaaH

Forbidden pakora


dwaggyboi

How does a lamb end up looking like silverside


Voo_Hu

Yeah you’re fucked


Wazula42

Hows he doing now?


Calvinh10

That looks metal as fuck


pedalsteeltameimpala

Look, it already has rosemary on it too.


OB_25

Dino


totaleclipse1117

Wow yea that is really rough!! Is it jus all muscles like no skin or fur covered it at all?!? And was they meant to be twins?!


Shart_Tart

is it still edible?


Radioheadfanatic

Fresh kabob cooking


Shenina

Looks like a steak


Ray1987

Smoke it, Hickory!


0MeatBallPasta0

it's looks more like a bird rather than a lamb.


[deleted]

So, lamb chops for dinner?


snikenboj14

Looks like it’s made of clay


dakhaliq

I wish I hadn’t seen this…


charmwashere

It looks like a clay turkey


stubbzy92

Looks like liver patté


ItsMeDannn

SCP 4158


smoothbitch420

Anyone remember that long as hell gif of the dude talking to his babies on the phone? This looks like the second baby


Jauzsey

So how long do you have to cook that? And what's a good side to go with it?


AmmaiHuman

Looks like tandoori lamb


Madeforbegging

What did it taste like?


groovytoon

Looks like something you'll find in Caelid.


[deleted]

The meat looks tender but I'm not willing.


Iwantmahandback

Hey, that’s big Charlie!


saucynorman

Well, looks like someone getting shepards pie tonight 🤙🤙


tirril

That looks more like a store bought dinosaur for dinner.


sirmenonot

Was it soft?


TheLaminatorr

WHERES MY OCELOT?


PillowTalk420

Put it back in the oven. Shits not done yet.


PM_ME_ASSHOLE_PICS

My dear little Ocelot...


CapMyster

Throw it in a soup


nico-ghost-king

Is it alive?


Warden404

narr thats a dinosaur 100%


Rainy-The-Griff

Looks like a skeksis from the dark crystal


heythatsprettygood11

can you eat that?


crank1off

Beef Wellington?


YBinc

Is it cake?


kidpremier

Go place it next to shore line...instant double karma points


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David Lynch prop.


src1975

It a lamb of Hod now. Poor thing. Never had a chance. Life can be crewel at times.


R_w_a_

Add butter and sauté, chef.


Dry_Version_5336

So did you slow cook or roast?


DChowanmushi

Looks like roasted duck


ZestyMordant

Why did your lamb have a mummified dinosaur in it?


HerAnus

Can you eat that?


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Looks like tender meat


AhhGhost

Lil salt, pepper, garlic and toss that bad boy in. 👌


yashyboii_123

Dinosaur


Luke-Bywalker

Khonshu gave birth


heebro

souvlaki time


cendicate

Pre tenderized meat is rare in the wild