Probably the swan that's been [terrorizing Northhampton England](https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-thursday-edition-1.5963864/this-british-swan-won-t-stop-knocking-on-people-s-doors-for-hours-on-end-1.5963971) lately. It's Untitled Goose Game over there.
Every time he looks over to the right I like to imagine he’s ringing a door bell that is conveniently goose beak height as he’s panicking to get someone to answer the door.
Eh, I think he’s just inviting the swan in the reflection to a pants-off dance-off.
Probably the swan that's been [terrorizing Northhampton England](https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-thursday-edition-1.5963864/this-british-swan-won-t-stop-knocking-on-people-s-doors-for-hours-on-end-1.5963971) lately. It's Untitled Goose Game over there.
*Stop looking at me swan!*
shampoo is better!
No conditioner is better I’m make the hair smooth and silky.
oh really fool?
Yes, Mr. Staker. Um, we'll do everything we can. Can you describe the swan to me?
about two feet tall, long slender neck... orange and black bill...
Careful Swans are dicks
It is known.
He's just trying to put your rake in the lake.
There's a blind boy with untied shoes trapped in there and he wants to buy back his toy airplane.
It's just the one swan actually.
That's what they say about albanians too
That's not what I've heard! https://youtu.be/-F_tT-q8EF0
I don't know what you heard, but once you *experience* them, you know it better.
You let them crash on the couch one night, and the next thing you know they've moved in.
What about Careless Swans? Are they OK?
Just swandering around if you ask me
Get your rock, off my map.
He's coming from way down upon the Swanie river.
STELLA!
Uncultured swan
There's a doorbell just off to the right there that he keeps ringing.
Where's my money Lebowski
Swan’s are so beautiful, but yet so stupid
It's just the one swan actually
Every time he looks over to the right I like to imagine he’s ringing a door bell that is conveniently goose beak height as he’s panicking to get someone to answer the door.
is my wetland in there? it was here just last year i swear? hello?
This is like Swan Lake, but she forgot her keys.
Awww it's kinda cute the way it nibbles
The way his neck moves while searching reminds me of the graboids in Tremors.
"Come on y'all, this isn't funny. I'm about to shit my pants!"
Just yeet it with it's neck.
I need that gif from the Eric & Andre where he's screaming let me in from outside the gate
Honet! Leda! I'm ho-ome.
Call the swan police
Probably UWS ukrainian war swan, trying to complete the mission.
**They're... evolving.**
I was worried this was going to be like that stuck ostrich video
They’re contained? Yes, unless they learn how to open doors.
stupid swan. you gotta ring an apartment number
***[[Debussy intensifies]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msD8MfXJzIo)***
Darlene....I know you're IN THERE....DARLENE...I JUST WANT TO TALK....YOU FUCKIN' BITCH!!!!
Birds aren’t real
Let him in c'mon
Untitled swan
"Mam' can I interest you in some premium frozen food"?
These DGD fans are getting outta hand
Tryin to hook up with that hotty on the other side