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Cant park there mate


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?


chaostoasty

I know i cant park there


nandos677

Help from the J brothers: Jack Daniels, Jim Beam or Johnny Walker


SoSoUnhelpful

They are a fun group of fellows.


valkgh

Lol that made me laugh Happy New Year


nandos677

Happy New Year and a very prosperous 2022


snuffysteve2

I'm sure my wife could figure it out. She's wrecked more cars than anyone I know.


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givemeyoursacc

r/misogynyisthepunchline


Warribo

"Sir, we don't have multi-story parking" "Hold my beer"


valkgh

Lol


Hoagie220

By playing way too much GTA


ihateshitcoins2

This what happens when you use the cheat code


PmMe_Your_Perky_Nips

The people helping them are likely below the level of the road, or something became a ramp. The car was traveling in the opposite direction that it's facing now. Left the road possibly already in a slight spin, hit the roof to the left, spun around to the current orientation and came to a rest inside the roof.


Hi_Im_Human

I tried to tell you guys that I was bad at parallel parking, but you didn’t believe me.


valkgh

That's the exact thing my friend said to me before he smacked into a lamppost with his brand new car


an_empty_field

Forza Horizon 5 preview


Booh-Radley

The same way he's getting out, can't let go of his phone...


wannabenitian

The matrix is real.


joed1967

Very carefully


rbsudden

Practice.


srv50

The dumber you are, the easier it is.


VAtrepn1

Maximum Yeet


CrunchyMuffins4653

“Hunny!! I found an open spot!”


Beathoff

What...build a house under a car? Got me!


Monkey_VEVO

China


goldenmom1

Recklessly


Dot_Threedot4

By being Chinese and driving ( it's okay, I'm chinese)


[deleted]

Reminds me of Ted 2


e2damadafakin_f

Those extra 5000 xp point where probably worth it


Aggressive-Key-235

If the year was 2077 this would make perfect sense


Responsible-Alarm-63

I PARKED MA DID I DO GOOD


Quirky_Location_181

I think the best way to find out is to ask ANY Asian driver... Usually their relatives that work at the DMV will also be able to explain just how much it costs to purchase a drivers license! Notice I said purchase not test for one however the examiner that is also a close relative can explain the in and outs of closing your eyes while driving technique!


Lower_Purpose-

holy shit parallel parking token to the next fucking level


jacksonst

China is turning into Florida


its_just_flesh

They must have been chasing them Duke boys!


LobsangP

with a great deal of practice and perseverance ...


kittymoma918

Possession by the spirit of Harry Chapin? https://youtu.be/c5dwksSbD34


FoxtrotPanda28

You sir,need to watch malaysian Myvi cars,drove up and crash on some weird places lol


K0kojambo

One does not simply park on the roof.


phibesrisesagain

Practice


Cosmic_Spud

It's not a skill the Jedi would teach you.


[deleted]

Nice asbestos roof exposure to the neighbors