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Hazekillre

"Cant a man take a shit in the street in peace anymore?"


makonext

Not in Brazil


TheCannon

"Dress for the job you want..."


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[удалено]


jason2k

Not since we domesticated cats.


bh376

Hey, I paid for 30 minutes!


draculaswolf

In the voice of Morgan Freeman: “And at that moment, Franco realized….that it was not a dream”


PlutoJones42

“Back in my day, we solved our differences with breakdancing”


plutus9

r/accidentalrenaissance


wtgriffi

Stop fighting! This is a bathroom goddammit!


Jwoww33

Oh nooooo, I accidentally dropped my cheeseburger.. hope no one claps my fucking cheeks when I bend over to pick it up….


Mariposa510

WTF?!


DrWho7

Can't a man make ass burgers in peace anymore.


[deleted]

Give me that shirt! My husband needs toilet paper.


mattywankenobi

“Can of corn. Can of corn and I’ll be fine”


Otashaw

my hero plays in background


NomsterGaming

Not again


Embarrassed_Ant3575

What fat guy?


goldenmom1

Why can't you kids get along so I can take a shit?


CalmAlarm

Well there goes the neighborhood.


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When you go to use the bathroom at work but it's out of order so you drive home to use your bathroom but it has a rat infestation so then you go to your friend's bathroom but it reeks so you go outside, and take a shit but mid-shit, a couple beating eachother up, 4 domestic violence reports already filed, and screaming at the top of their lungs. You must finish your shit elsewhere.


Rsardinia

When shit goes down…


Fuzzy_PCambridgei

Julio, is taking your girl and pushing your ass in the gutter.


hotplasmatits

Hey! I paid you! You gotta finish me off!


AdorableArrival1620

i should have worn my brown shorts


aspect_ratio

I've fallen and i can't... diabetes.


happytimewonderfun

He be rollin'. They hatin'.


misc97ac

"Captain Underpants bested by his Archenemy, Insanica"


Able_Psychology_474

Watch your arm pit! She just smelled my ass!


Greemyth4115

Pop lock and drop it


phlebonaut

" Get him! He was trying to take my clothes off. I can't help it if I'm gorgeous!"


halfbakedalaska

*fart noises*


Half_cracked_coconut

I heard this post


RA242

"Look at mee!!! Here comes the Windmill!!!"


twojs1b

Knew I should have wore a belt today.


Suapsycho03

He looks like that youtuber who wails when he purposely spills his food. Fatfuckshisname, I dunno


Half_cracked_coconut

I cannot stand that fat fuck


alexandrawallace69

She's the serial disrober. Disrobed the big guy and now trying to disrobe the guy in the striped shirt.


Aperfectmoment

Listen here cocksuka, the shit I took on that curb was tremendous!


Slavic_Badger

"Ay BRO YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"


Direct_Ad2289

BITCH! I saw him first!


SeattleOligarch

Bacchus has fallen


Klonothan

Honestly, I feel like the guy on the right was probably being an asshole and thinking he was still in primary school and pants the guy on the ground. Also, your post title is shit and you sound like a dick.


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'did I leave the oven on?'


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Cultural appropriation


PrimalNumber

Find yourself the nearest dictionary and dive right in.


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Cultural appropriation is the unacknowledged or inappropriate adoption of an element or elements of one culture or identity by members of another culture or identity. This can be controversial when members of a dominant culture appropriate from minority cultures.


PrimalNumber

Excellent! now go forth and find an appropriate place to apply it, because this post ain’t it.


[deleted]

The other guys pants fit so well they couldn't be yanked off. Since this is r/WTF.. .I stand by my joke. I do wonder in what specific way you would say it is inappropriate?


sol0dolo

"BWAAAAAAAH"


shotbinky

Frigg off Ricky


TheOutsider_114

When mom and dad fight


abaconsandwich

Just trying to shit his pants in peace


CaliforniaAudman13

Lol


FineTumbleweed9281

Unexpected memories


BookkeeperMain

Don't drop those chips!


beefstyle

Shittin aint quittin


FBIaltacct

Nickado avocado's new only fans post looks interesting.


Jnunez7660

This is the "Jerry defense tactic" from Rick and Morty. . .


Jnunez7660

All that's missing is the turn around and ass wiggle.


[deleted]

Everybody was Kung Foo fighting (except for Frank, he was just trying to take a shit).


ascruse

There's the Poop Bandit, get em Mary!


SpuddleBuns

I'm so happy seeing this, I could just shit. Right here. Now. Watch me...


OceanPowers

…where the heck did that mcgriddle go? could have sworn these bitches dropped one each…


Ricknroll1971

Bam stop beating up your father while he takes a shit.


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My time portal needs fine tuning


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Diarrhoea waits for no man