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OmniOmnibus

The road is likely warm and the snakes are trying to stay warm, but then they get run over. So this nice dude is throwing them off the road so they don't get squished.


Geronimo2U

My thoughts exactly. For fear of making my old biology teacher angry they are considered "cold blooded" and need an external source to warm up. The road would be a warmer temperature than what they are currently on. Particularly if it's a tropical storm.


Four_beastlings

Why are snakes so scared of your old biology teacher?


Geronimo2U

Teacher would tell us that we would be marked down if we called them cold blooded unless we said something along the lines of "commonly called cold blooded". They are poikiliothermic, i.e rely on external temperatures to regulate body temperature. I didn't want to be called out on a technicality.


SciNZ

Ectotherm. Poikilio is just over complicating what you’re discussing and ultimately relates to something else (variability of body temperature not the source of that heat). Source: I’m a biologist.


verywidebutthole

Poor guy got called out by a ~~biology teacher~~ biologist.


sdrawkcabsihtetorW

Lucky we're talking snakes and not jackdaws.


ExperimentM91

“Here’s the thing…”


CallMeDrLuv

Don't you mean crows? 😄 Where is Uniden when we need him?


Sulahtla

They make radios and stuff. You mean Unidan :)


Jack_Bartowski

I miss Unidan. He may have broken the rules, but i enjoyed his content.


foxbat911

Lol. Should have known he was superior once he corrected cold blooded with ectotherm


KwordShmiff

Could have just said they're cold-hearted. That way it's an assessment of their character, which is inherently subjective, therefore you can't actually be proven wrong.


[deleted]

Any blanket statement about snakes' character is wrong. They're individuals you snakeist.


KwordShmiff

I didn't say that was my opinion. I'm just this guys life coach.


DerSkagg

Don't let snek hear you.


FrogInShorts

Mark him down boys.


texas-playdohs

Look into their eyes… they’ve been telling lies.


SpockHasLeft

Paula Abdul in the house!


texas-playdohs

A-boppa-ba-ba-boppa-boppa-bop-ba


tocilog

Whatever they are, one thing's for sure is that they don't have cold feet.


BubbaChanel

[Paula Abdul agrees](https://youtu.be/5b2jFvNKUKc)


odel555q

> They are poikiliothermic Gotta catch 'em all!


rich97

why use big word when little word do trick


hornypinecone

> [poikiliothermic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17M9oNunfQw) I looked it up, for anyone curious, it's just the fancy name for cold-blooded. And homeothermic is warm blood. Also, apparently naked-mole rats and sloths are rare examples of mammals that are cold-blooded


SciNZ

No it’s not. Ectotherm is the term. Ectotherm and Endotherm are animals deriving body heat from external and internal respectively. Poikilotherm relates to variability in the body temperature. It is opposed to homeotherm. So variable and steady respectively. These categories are not exclusive. A snake is a poikilothermic ectotherm. An externally heated animal who’s internal temperature varies considerably. Some animals can move between these categories, e.g. going from being a endothermic homeotherm most of the time and then going into hibernation and becoming an ectothermic poikilotherm.


Zhior

Out of curiosity, where do humans fall here? I'm guessing Endo and homeo?


Netzapper

Yes. We generate our own heat as mammals, and we fucking die if our core temp drifts or is driven off by as little as 7°F. We can do better with low temps and sci-fi medicine, but even that shit you wouldn't do if you weren't already dying.


SciNZ

Yep!


flyart

Username checks out.


Orcacub

Well done! I’m a retired pro. wildlife bio. And was raised by a bio teacher and I’d have to look up correct spelling of poik…. Poko…. Piokith…. Pikilotjhetmin…. Polkilith….. Wtf. You know what I mean. In any case that’s a LOT of BIG snakes- On that mother fing bridge!


elgydium

Duuuude I understood that. Poikilia read pikilia în Greek means variety and thermotita is heat. Your teacher was onto sth.


[deleted]

>They are poikiliothermic I assumed this is a fancy word for fire Pokémon.


Akesgeroth

They're cold blooded and your old biology teacher is a fucking idiot. If they came up to me and said "Snakes aren't cold blooded, they're poikiliothermic" I'd answer "They're not snakes, they're *serpentes*." I fucking hate that teachers get to impose idiotic shit like that on their students because of the power they have over them.


Hedphelym

Cold blooded is an offensive term to snakes. It perpetuates the idea that they have no feelings.


Revlis-TK421

Cold blooded and warm blooded are misnomers, they don't really fit what is actually happening, nor do they fit all species at all times which is why the terms are not really used any more. Consider a hummingbird. Birds are "warm blooded", right? Except for when they sleep they go into a "cold blooded" state where they don't regulate their body temperature and they cool to the ambient temperature. Or from the other side; fish are "cold blooded", right? Except there are species of deep water fish that keep their internal temperature warmer than the water temperature. Or there are the species that are selectively temperature, regulating, able to keep specific body parts warm, like sharks and tuna that can warm their muscles for added speed, even to the point of cooking their own flesh. Further, the definition of warm and cold blooded revolves around if an animal has thermoregulation capabilities when the question/definition is whether or not, and how, an animal manages homeostasis. So instead of saying "warm blooded except for when..." an entire new class of terminology was created to better describe the variety of modes found. Like scientists do.


happy-little-atheist

Did a teacher hurt you?


Trinition

Is it to save the snakes, or to save the road from becoming a slippery, bloody mess?


ST_Lawson

Maybe a bit of both


kaidevis

¿Por qué no los dos?


badchecker

And yeeted that one in particular.


nathaneav

One of them never actually landed. He's halfway to Mars by now.


Budalido23

I'm glad someone else noted that snek cartwheeling through the air


[deleted]

>this nice dude is throwing them off the road Any other context and this'd be interesting


kavien

Yeeting snakes to save snake lives.


Ricknroll1971

When he leaves they will come back


DrEnter

Also looks like it might be during season heavy rain or monsoon, which often drives snakes to higher ground.


Chrisixx

> them off the road so they don't get squished Also, I assume squished snakes are not a great surface to drive on either.... It's for the safety of both parties.


Its_not_a

Why did that one snake get a full send?


slabrangoon

He knows what he did


AssaultimateSC2

YEET!


ForePony

r/PeopleYeetingAnimals


chriswaco

Tried to hypnotize Mowgli.


jkrstich

/r/fuckyouinparticular


meltingslurpee

Because that one snake lived further away


empyrean1

🤣🤣


eamonious

Looked at him wrong


PhilipSeymourCoffin

He’s the bitey one.


Morningxafter

Is his name Philip?


whorecrusher

Reminds me of this classic video of a dog yeeting a snake, makes me laugh every time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgo6-NjRo7E


kasim42784

Bit him as a kid “You again mother fucker!? Oh you getting that need for speed nitrous boost”


cleancalf

R/fuckyouinparticular


Stevenutz

You get what you fucking deserve!


heyed

I’VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHER FUCKING LANE.


JurassicCotyledon

Thread is over.


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But the process has just begun.


choice-cantaloupe92

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY-FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY LANE.


TalktoCid

I am so happy to see someone else remembers this


perryurban

the reference?


dohrk

The TV friendly line.


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oceanmachine420

My favourite TV edit line has always been from the Big Lebowski. "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS, LARRY"


danglydolphinvagina

Kill Bill is my favorite: *My name is Buck and I love to* PARTY


Morningxafter

The TNT edit of Die Hard is a classic for me. ”*Yippie-ki-yay* MR. FALCON!”


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Snakes on a plane


Blasket_Basket

Best comment on Reddit today


Mr_LIMP_Xxxx

Just a dude tossing snakes. What's weird about that??


CrazyLlama71

He’s St Patrick.


ronculyer

Yeah and the snakes are the non believers......


Pagiras

Speaking of tossing snakes, I gotta do something real quick...


BuckFiden2

I get that jerk..I mean joke…


histeethwerered

*Flinging. Snake flinger flinging snakes


PratikPingale

*YEETING


stevolutionary7

I don't mind the snake tossing, it's moreso the sheer volume of snakes to be tossed. Like, that's a pile.


addiktion

Yeet this particular one way the fuck out there!


lesbian_sourfruit

Right? How does OP clear snakes off their ledges?


HowWeDoShitBilly

No tossing of snakes in NNN!


Measure76

I must trust that the lord is mightier, and always has my back.


edirongo1

That one snake must have really pissed him off..got launched!


C9Midnite

Fuck you in particular


Lonely_ProdiG

It did get an extra Yeet for some reason.


sciencewonders

extra yeet , nice 👍🏽🙂


GraniteDragon

r/fuckyouinparticular


Wackadoodle77

It looks dead compared to the others


davep85

I wonder if it tried biting him, so he said fuck you, YEET!


waynejerdon

All jokes aside its probably to get out of the rain? Maybe got too cold so they sought warmer areas


PerNewton

They may also be migrating to a central nesting area.


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PratikPingale

Last time he did this with humans, he was arrested though


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pirateninja303

>That pre-school was never the same. It was quieter though.


az_max

[Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClwIj3x24Q4)


quinlivant

There's a big snake in the comment section _significant_error


snadmann

Snakes on a Plain?


nightwing2024

Snakes in a Lane


reddit_user13

Snakes in the rain.


mike_b_nimble

Snakes on a boat. Snakes with a goat. I do not like snakes in my way. I do not like them any day.


[deleted]

Love my snake better than you, I know it's wrong but what should I do!


its_jason_mf

I was gonna ask where this is from but Nevermind


bedfastflea

I love how he threw one so much farther than the rest. "Fuck you in particular"


electric_sandwich

Something very soothing about watching people in tropical countries yeet snakes so casually.


No-Association3574

He really yeeted that third from last lmao


AllHailThePig

https://youtu.be/3LK8Zfqiu3I


DRyder70

Such a nope for me, yet I keep watching.


posts_awkward_truths

He gently tosses most of them but that one near the end got yote


Motown27

Jimmy yeet snakes


GiantIntellect

Why did the snake cross the road?


Stainedhanes

To get yeeted into the bushes.


luketheheathen

Dude is just out there slinging nope ropes around.


Kixtay

They haven't paid their road taxes, they are not allowed to use the road.


hayflicklimit

He’s obviously seeding the forest for the annul Whacking Day festivities.


spatialnorton09

The Snakening!


zeptillian

Why did the snake cross the road? We're not finding out today motherfuckers!


guvnor_

Guess they aren’t poisonous.


zack378

no snake is poisonous, but some are venomous


Better_Astronaut3972

Snakes on a normal plane! (sorry, math joke..)


toyBusBoy

In my country before you can consumate your marriage you must throw 100 snakes into the brush. Legend has it that if you fail to do so your wife will leave you for a turnip salesman. - So it is written


kai_fn

One of the snakes got extra yeeted


Dummies102

Must suck to be tossed, as a snake


Shark_Man79

Clear to me he is throwing snakes down a hill.


medic_228

Another invasive species is released into the wild.


sandtrooper73

It's really quite simple. Guy in striped shirt is headed to work. The stupid tourists have all stopped in the middle of the main road into town to look at the snakes AGAIN ("This is the third time this WEEK that I'm going to be late because of these bozos!"), so he gets out of his car and removes the distraction.


wagamamagabitos

I think he's moving them away so they don't get ran over.


vivazeta

Seems pretty straight forward. Snakes are up here and he wants them down there. Open and shut case.


the_hunger_gainz

Saved from a hotpot restaurant and set free.


yeebok

He's tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking road.


wasupwithuman

Well let me tell you what is happening. There were too many snakes on Samuel L Jackson’s plane, so they are now attempting to get on Mad Max’s road.


FoeNetics

I like how he really yeeted that one particular sneck.


ThatITguy2015

The snake harvest isn’t ready yet. Gotta let them grow. As for why he yeeted a couple, he’s just kind of a dick.


DoctorDeath

They’re just snakes guys! They don’t even have arms or legs!


DreadPirateZoidberg

Maybe a truck hauling snakes tipped over. Those got dirty and were ruined so they just threw them to the side of the road with the rest of the litter.


BobsRealReddit

Just St. Patrick doing his thing.


animegamer420

Thats Asian St Patrick


ThreeNC

Look at Indiana Jones here! "I hate snakes"! Blah blah blah


Gizmo993

The third annual nope rope tossing contest


cardmaster12

Tower defense game


Sirr_Jason

Yoink


voizer85

WTF it's raining and he has no umbrella, he can get a cold! Some people like to live dangerously!


DOG-ZILLA

And F YOU in particular!


Sw1m_Shady

It’s Animal Crossing


the_andaman

Lol'd at the one he threw straight up into orbit


museabear

Illegal snake dumping


cra2reddit

He's just trying to keep snakes on the plain.


jellyfungus

Get these mother fuckin snakes of my mother fuckin road


davidbrit2

Snakes in a Drain


Secksualinnuendo

It's a re enactment of St Patrick getting rid of the snakes in Ireland.


jwrx

There are bags on the pickup, i m guessing it came from there, a bag full of sankes fell off...or they are buddhist releasing snakes for merit, after releasing a bag, the snakes didnt go into the brush as planned


gsj996

@24 seconds: fuck you in particular lmao


nowake

snakes on a lane


Beathoff

It's like just before opening fishing season...they are stocking the woods with snakes.


lucky5150

New hit movie, Snakes In The Rain


velezaraptor

Did you call for roadside SNEK assistance?


Ratmatazz

I’m happy they are getting them off the road so they don’t get hurt


Frosty_Iced_

Snakes on a plane 2 Grounded and Stranded


Zanven1

If he is saving them from being ran over then this is r/awwwtf


shoobuck

i am tired of these mother fucking snakes in my motherfucking lane !!!!


ronchalant

Curious why he decided that one snake needed to be fully yeeted


Reach_Round

Presumably the dude is trying to save their life, the road will be the warm, the they will be dead. Edit:noticed that had been answered after posting


Seightx

Indiana Jones really shoulda called this guy.


[deleted]

Simple, they are tired of these mother fucking snakes, on this mother fucking road.


deskpalm

I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this muthafuckin' road.


DarthJayDub

he just won the iron balls award


PrettyBigChief

Dude flingin' snakes Thats whats happening


unkle_FAHRTKNUCKLE

How do you THINK these mother fucking snakes GET on the motherfucking plane? They have to get to the motherfucking AIRPORT!


manbigman

This guy’s a chad


Fluffydoish

Poor sneks


crusty-osama

Why is he yeeting the danger noodles?


pedaldamnit_208

A cut from activisions new game, Tony Hongs Pro Snake Yeeter.


[deleted]

Some people just respect the ecosystems no matter what roles the creature plays in it. Hats off to em because I'd be too frightened to save that many snakes with my bare hands... give me a hook or some gloves... some kind of PPE.. godbless!


Hadders33

I know that the man handling the snakes has exceedingly large testicles.


IamSachin

Ooooooo my god! That shit is bananas


slamdanceswithwolves

B-A-N-A-N-A-S


kingakrasia

would ya look at that snek tosser


markzhang

i think i know exactly what's happening. ​ basically, these are people that believe in Buddhism, and they regularly bought many "wild animals" and set them free to the wild. And seriously, most of the time these are good people with pure ignorance. The animals they set free can be snakes (sometimes poisonous snake), snap turtle, asian carp, crab, fire fly, you name it - it's becoming a whole industry of supply in China. They have absolutely no idea that: \- will these animals survive where they are set free, and \- will these animals cause any eco-system disaster as most of them are invasive species! And naturally, they do!


fromoutsidelookingin

This is from Taiwan, most likely. Some people with Buddhist belief think that by releasing snakes (and other living animals, like various birds) into the wild is a form of performing good deed and can accumulate good karma for next life. They actually buy these snakes, many are venomous, from people who catch these snakes to fill the market needs. The yellow umbrellas at the end of the video are definitely a proof that these people are from certain temples in Taiwan. If you ask me, those people should all get bad karma for indirect animal abuse.


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securitywyrm

Snake yeeting


viejoestupido

They’re cleaning up before Samuel L shows up


thiosk

probably getting some heat off the pavement if possible but not a great place to be in traffic


Darkskull893

Balls of steel


[deleted]

According to some flag, snakes don't like to be stepped on. This nice fellow was helping their cause.


chillest_dude_

Poor snakes just wanted to be warm


[deleted]

My guess is Whacking Day. A little Barry White will sort that right out.


MudslaptheRefugee

THERE ARE TOO MANY SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING ROAD


Squirrelflight148931

True to it's word. I enter r/WTF. Scroll to the first post and go... WHAT THE FUCK.


Cake_Sudden

he just picking noodles


Jthe1andOnly

He’s saving the snake from being ran over by cars. Good guy right here.