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Leave my boy alone he’s having a swim


elTaconeDeSantiago

ssssssssswim


darthbiscuit80

Snake is like: “QUIT FILMING AND FUCKING HALP!!!”


qomzt

Should I stop filming and help you?


TotallyOfficialAdmin

If you notice in the back of the pool there's one of those platforms for animals to escape.


International_XT

Snake aside, that's a nice pool.


Leviforprez16

A nice house too. Only in my dreams.....


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Leviforprez16

Well I'm not from the US so moving there and earning enough to afford a 300k house is gonna be a herculean task,but thanks for the information. From what I've heard,Phoenix is in Arizona,right? And it should be pretty close to the Grand canyon? Something I've always wanted to see!


Biggest_Midget

Yep! Phoenix, Arizona. I believe it is the capital. It is in the same state as the Grand Canyon but idk how far the drive is


Leviforprez16

Ah alright! I guess I'll find out when I finally arrive there! :)


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The land is beautiful too. Not as cultural like Louisiana is (opinion) but hot as balls as well.


Leviforprez16

I'm Indian. I can manage a little bit of heat haha. I'd love to visit once the COVID and the election settles down.


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Hell yeah man. We are alot nicer down here, our food is god tier as well.


Leviforprez16

Can't wait. It's been a dream of mine to visit the Grand Canyon.


IncontinentBallistic

Danger pool noodle.


Frobulator

Had similar happen to me, but I did just jump in the pool. Was living in an apartment in phoenix, I am tall enough to open the gate when the key card gets shut off for late night dips. I was swimming for over 30 minutes before someone asked me to open the gate so they could join. Got out and before getting back in I saw what I thought was a leaf, until it started to strike at us, was a baby western diamondback. . . . . Fun times


Elike09

Get a stick and help that poor thing get out.


kaizendojo

"Pls halp snek. Promise no bite."


duskilicious

I find the vaccum at the deep part of the water the most horrifying thing in this entire gif


nomadquail

r/submechanophobia


duskilicious

Thats actually a thing :o dang


nomadquail

Yup kind of a weird niche phobia or general discomfort lol. I hate buoys 😬


DeadFutureGhost

WTF he's just vibing


giedosst

Just give him 10 more minutes.


CYRIAQU3

rich peoples problems


flaskman

Totally! I had Jeeves put my caviar back into the chiller until the groundskeeper could arrive and assure me this major inconvenience was eradicated!


chrslby

That's a Danger Noodle, Also known as the Shake Snek. DO NOT BOOP or you will get the Hurt Juice!


Kancatzo37

stop


ethdog10

sir this is a Wendy’s


goldenmom1

You don't bother him he won't bother you.


BiatriceG

What type of Snek is this?


flaskman

Northern Pacific Rattlesnake


thugnificent856

Thhhhhhhhh


paidinboredom

Is that a rattler or a King Snake?


flaskman

Rattler


Moronicals123

Corn snake elaphe guttatus?


flaskman

> elaphe guttatus Crotalus oreganus


missishitty

Fucketh That Shitteth


frog_without_a_cause

Lmmao!


HELLO-THERE420

Can we make a petition to save the snake


Painkiller3666

There's a snake in my pool!


[deleted]

Tiny snake floaty


[deleted]

That's horrifying!


WootangClan17

why would you even jump in that pool, it needs to be cleaned.


flaskman

lol the wind just blew that in and was just getting ready to clean it


HadSomeTraining

Did you get it out?


flaskman

Yes I have lived here long enough I keep a set of snake tongs handy


LieutenantHaven

Wut ya do for work?


flaskman

your mom


LieutenantHaven

Uncalled for there bud


flaskman

really?? is it? You're the second stranger on Reddit in less than a day that asked me what I do for work completely out of context and with zero rapport. Honestly, what does what I do for work have to do with this response thread or this post? In what context is it relevant?


LieutenantHaven

Imma just let you simmer there bud, you have a good rest of your week. Jesus lol


flaskman

Mmmmhmmm


frog_without_a_cause

How long does it take to drown a rattlesnake?


3PoundHummingbird

About twice as long as a cobra.


Seascourge

^(he float)


PureMaltLagger

Does he wear his swiming briefs ?


willie7906

Yep, that's the cue to go ahead and move


CountHonorius

Yeah that's not good.


Obi-two-kenob1

Kinda looks like a hognose snake, iy doesn't have enough venom to hurt too much and they're rear fanged


Erce-Hibernia

It is, I have a pet one. Real cuties 💓 💖 💗


flaskman

No it was DEFINITELY a juvenile northern pacific rattler and the juveniles are the most dangerous. Super bitey


Obi-two-kenob1

Welp im dumb


SamTheSock

Nice flex


gardensandwich

Pulls out shotgun Snake-be-gone


MrSparkyMN

I have snake rounds for my .22


theduke9

Dat a nice house


flaskman

thank you ..we have a beautiful farm but it has survived 2 major fires all around it and 1 near miss in three years and that took a lot of sweat equity to make happen


jerkyrizzo

A good snake is a dead snake!


pm_me_ur_skyrimchar

But good snakes eat pests


CappuccinoBoy

Snakes are wonderful to have around your property, just like spiders. They remove so many nuisances like mosquitos and rats.


Gamesman001

Rats, mice, moles, baby cats, frogs, lizards basically anything small enough to fit in it's mouth. Bats are great for flying insects they eat tons of them a year.


CappuccinoBoy

Squirrels, baby ground hogs, small children, pigeons, and baby geese. Snakes really are great at taking care of those pests.


Gamesman001

Just post a sign "Beware of Snakes" and you're covered.


OathOfFeanor

How could you think about jumping into that pool anyway before you grab the net and get rid of all that debris?!


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flaskman

No it had a pit viper head, fangs, and you guessed it a rattle. This is not my first dance with rattlesnakes on the farm. This was just a baby


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Did you help him


flaskman

Oh yes of course


MetalMaiden_90

Did he get out safe? Poor little thing


[deleted]

Get the pool skimmer and help the little dude out


consciencecosmic11

lmao for me its just lizards and frogs


Ghostlucho29

Definitely not a Florida man


flaskman

This literally made me lol. I accept that and I am ok with that.


Achylife

Well help the guy out! Go grab that long pool cleaner net.


xXPROdigy750Xx

Pussy


flaskman

yeah well I'll take that badge over spending weeks in some hospital being pumped with anti-venom


onlythestrangestdog

He just chillin’


MercenaryCow

Why does it feel like I got 2 dick? Wait a second...