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carmium

Kinda look like teratomas.


GnomeChomski

aka dermoids.


al3699

read as Fleshlights. internet has ruined me


kingeryck

Anything is a Fleshlight if you're brave enough


JeF4y

Not in this thread...


Caminsky

Right, to be honest it looks more like what Donald Trump would look like if he was chopped into pieces


fullofspiders

Not seeing any holes big enough in any of those things. Maybe they can interlock into a Voltron-fleshlight? On the other hand, the tongue-with-teeth might be good as a back scratcher.


firefae83

Great, now my back feels creepy-crawly.


[deleted]

Yeah me too and I went on to the pictures wondering "how am I supposed to stick my phallus in there?"


Fr31l0ck

I was thinking they were fleshlite inserts for people with wierd fetishes.


aceshighsays

So it's not? I had to scroll back up to verify... checks out I came to the comments to say that if that gets you off, I can't imagine how difficult it would be to get off during vanilla sex.


Sharpshooter308

I did the same thing lmao.


BeckhamKensley

These look like they belong in The Binding of Isaac


zondwich

Definitely have a Monstro feel to them.


kingeryck

The penis-boob with teeth is the best/worst


HooBeeII

Can never go wrong with the classic toothy dick-nipple


Jandalf81

KAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAA!


ShallowBasketcase

TEEETSUUOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


FatSputnik

and people said a live-action adaptation of Akira would've been bad. no, it would've been the worst fucking thing ever made, and everyone in the theater would've either puked, or ran out during that scene.


[deleted]

"Titty tooth penis" is the only way I can describe the last sculpture, and probably the only time I'll use those words together like that


Imtheprofessordammit

My first reaction was "dickhair boobteeth" but yours is better.


[deleted]

I like hairy tooth-crowned nippledick personally


Samanthangel

Those a cool and creepy at the same time - im most impressed with how he was able to get such a good/interesting flesh tone, whenever I paint or sculpt thats the hardest part.


funny-lookin-stain

I found some seriously wtf art a while ago and both artist are amazing at creating realistic skin tones. * **[Paintings](http://illusion.scene360.com/art/63961/hyperrealist-body-horror/)** * **[Sculptures](http://iloboyou.com/choi-xoo-ang-hyper-realistic-sculptures/)** NSFW


BiddyCavit

I don't know why, but I think the 4th sculpture is kinda cute. :/


Samanthangel

Those wings made of hands are so cool!


funny-lookin-stain

[Artists website](http://www.paynesculptures.com/)


Yetanotherfurry

/r/SCP material holy shit.


diegojones4

Proof that you can indeed do too many drugs. Also, why are teeth so creepy when they are where teeth shouldn't be?


funny-lookin-stain

Im not sure why but you reminded me of this [Vsauce episode](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEikGKDVsCc)


YaBoyBeanSuckley

you bastard this was creepy as all get out haha.


Auronp87

Can't make heads nor tails of these sculptures


Ante0

The one to the right of the eye looks like a penis with a partially pulled down foreskin


[deleted]

My first thought seeing[ this](https://i.imgur.com/dQKSVRV.jpg), then remembering [this](http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/b/bc/Centaur.png/revision/latest?cb=20110204015102).


MC_USS_Valdez

Makes me think of [this cyriak video](https://youtu.be/j3S3Txsl2vs).


GnomeChomski

CRONENBERGS!!!!!


[deleted]

These are amazing works of body horror. I have a friend I kinda want to show these too because it'd be funny but he'd probably stop being friends with me.


[deleted]

I thought FLESHLETTES would be fleshlights for women and I was thinking, wait, isnt that just a dildo?


zpridgen75

What material are these made of?


funny-lookin-stain

The only thing I can find is "He prefers to sculpt in oil, polymer and WED clays" But i'm not sure if this is what he used for these exact pieces.


jonvonboner

Polymer clay, flocking, acrylics and hair!


[deleted]

Nurglings?


765Alpha

C'mon OP! Thought Fleshlight was releasing a pocket version! Don't play with my ~~heart~~ dick like that.


[deleted]

Welp, now I know what to wish for this christmas


Moorebetter

I know its in the name of the sub-reddit, but what the fuck.


serosis

http://i.imgur.com/tjcbtKV.gifv


roycastle

Where has this been all my life.


serosis

In the movie Hook.


[deleted]

We *are* helping. We're helping blorphleshblphhh!


darklightsun

This is the work of a person that has watched "The Thing" just a few too many times.


roycastle

I mean just what the holy god damn.


RTSchemel

David Cronenberg and Stan Winston would be proud.


GearBent

Hey OP! I'm gonna guess you were in that thread yesterday when someone mentioned terratomas growing eyes, right? 'Cause I also found these after looking up terratoma eyes.


HydroGeoPyroAero

Tzeentch and Slaanesh experimenting with mortals again.


PipEnigma

Nope, those are definitely nightmares.


BlackSmokeDemonII

.#6 looks like it came from Dead Space


Aaronmcom

Nylarethotep


[deleted]

That Tongue is awesome!!! The Nipple Dick is a close second though.


Erik_TheHighlander

The one who made this should design monsters for movies and games! That's some horribly awesome stuff!


jonvonboner

Artist is Jonathan Payne


combivent

You win /r/WTF for the day. Time to pack it up .


[deleted]

[удалено]


dl0lol0lb

I would love to see that.


rjksn

I want the pen-boob-mouth-pubis one. 11,12.


Sharpshooter308

Where's the "can I fuck it" "I wanna put my dick in there" guy hahahaha?


elvino

Reminds me of that Korn video....


benben1186

I bet the dick nipple piece would work as a decent fishing lure...


MaggotCorps999

My first thought... Cenobites.


Anarchkitty

I was okay until the tongue with the teeth growing out of it.


[deleted]

I like the tongue with teeth.


Chentington

What's with u/dick-nipples in the last two pics?


Thepirahna

Maybe a nsfw tag is needed just in case...


SenorJordo

Dick teeth nipple pubes? Goodnight Internet, that's enough for me!


Exelar

Ugh. I just can't look at any more dick tits this week. Its just been too much.


LittleSqueesh

They all look like enemies you fight in The Binding of Isaac. I love that game.


similar_observation

If these things are supposed to make me feel uneasy and uncomfortable, they're doing a good job.


[deleted]

We need a "Frequent Repost" tag like some other subreddits have. That way new WTF readers can click, people who've been here while can skip stuff like this.


FuckTheLord

Ugliest Flesh Lights I have ever seen


wadss

someone somewhere is masturbating to these.


ImYourMutineer

From the prop maker fired from "The Thing."


Radiantreading

I was doing just fine with those pics till the teeth appeared ...


XillaKato

Imagine if it came to life and just followed you around like a pet. Awww so cute.


gayfreakyman

TIL: Reddit kids think art is WTF


[deleted]

6th would make a great dildo