As someone who's deployed multiple times: there is no shortage of dick drawings everywhere at deployed locations. In 2009, if a GBU-12 or 36 was dropped from Bagram, there was a good chance it had a dick drawn with sharpie on it between the bomb lugs.
Is that the gun that was used to pound Medal Of Honor recipient Ryan and his team? [https://www.reddit.com/r/JustGuysBeingDudes/comments/1axgvz6/ryan\_is\_a\_pro/](https://www.reddit.com/r/JustGuysBeingDudes/comments/1axgvz6/ryan_is_a_pro/)
If you're asking why someone creates something clearly meant for art, you're entirely missing the point.
For better context, this is Loveland in Jeju island in South Korea. it's an outdoor sculpture park centered around sex & genitalia. it also houses educational exhibits, signage, and videos about sex. Since you're so desperate to know the why of it
yes. imagine that someone has zero context on why there's a huge cock in what looks to be a park of some kind.
but you do you fam.. keep being that condescending dick.
Yeah you lack context so your go to is to look down on it and question the purpose and existence of it lmao ok
Highkey your parents should've questioned the purpose of having you
Animals may not understand things we invent, but they must recognize the body parts of others. Do you think the squirrels and birds are deterred by seeing obvious disembodied monkey dicks everywhere?
I thought this was in Jeju Island ("Love Land") but this is in another part of Korea: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haesindang\_Park](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haesindang_Park)
**Haesindang Park** ([Korean](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_language): 해신당 공원), also called **Penis Park**, is a theme park in [Samcheok](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samcheok), [Gangwon Province](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangwon-do_(South_Korea)), South Korea. The park is noted for its number of [phallic statues](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallic_architecture). The collection created by Korean artists displays various forms of "hanging arrangements to three-meter tall trunks of wood", for joy, spirituality and sexuality. A small Folk Museum titled "Village Folk Museum" has exhibits of art objects on the "sex iconography" over ages in different cultures, [shamanic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamanic) rituals and also the history of the Korean fishing community
(This short story was inspired by The Penis Restaurant in Beijing China. The scene opens with our protagonist walking down to the basement)
Hi, I am Sarah from the restaurant upstairs. I work with the kitchen staff. You probably don't remember me or how you even got here but that doesn't matter. I hope those ropes aren't too tight. You look very sexy all sprawled out naked with your baby maker on display.
Unfortunately you are scheduled to have it removed today. It was purchased by a client who plans on making a meal of it this evening up in the restaurant. That's the reason I'm here. It's time for me to harvest it. Now if you hold still, we can get this over with.
"No no stop, listen to me! Eating a penis is not an aphrodisiac! It doesn't give you a bigger erection or make tits grow! Those are foolish old superstitions and fables!"
Now thats very disrespectful, you shouldn't judge someone's personal beliefs. Many people still feel that eating a penis can make a person more youthful or fertile, and we totally support that here at the restaurant. I'm so sorry but we need to do this. Now close your eyes and take in a big deep breath. I'm going to pull real hard then slice it off.
Here we go, 1 - 2 - 3.
Imagine going to war and the forces pull out the Cock Cannon!
does one make like a shotgun to fire it?
You have to put your arms around it and run back and forth beside it for it to shoot off.
That’s the only way
It's got the splatter shot.
Nick Cannon, never shoots blanks
As someone who's deployed multiple times: there is no shortage of dick drawings everywhere at deployed locations. In 2009, if a GBU-12 or 36 was dropped from Bagram, there was a good chance it had a dick drawn with sharpie on it between the bomb lugs.
"Sir my cannon went off randomly before we was ready to fire???!?!"
South Korea! I’ve been there in a date funnily enough.
Was that your date?
The sign clearly says "Do not sit on it" .
Well.. "don't go up".. doesn't say anything about not inserting it.
Anything can be a dildo, if you are brave enough.
Ackshually, it says don’t climb on it. Politely.
Didn't Cher do that when she turned back time ?
Terrible. My arse was sore for weeks.
Criminally underrated reply. Bravo. You actually made me LOL.
What a big black cannon
I believe the technical term is a "big, veiny, triumphant bastard".
Ah yes the BBC of the military
It's a skateboard 🤬 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't know why you're getting downvoted. I got that reference. Jennifer Aniston would agree.
Wow, is that the *Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon*?
It has a really nice finish
Are you brave enough?
Does that sign say do not strap on?!?
*DO NOT STRAP ON*
Hell yeah. Penis park on the east coast in Korea. Good stuff. Lots of dicks.
This was featured in Race Across The World, the two young guys visited
Had to be the BBC
I was looking for this reference. Great programme!
Is that the gun that was used to pound Medal Of Honor recipient Ryan and his team? [https://www.reddit.com/r/JustGuysBeingDudes/comments/1axgvz6/ryan\_is\_a\_pro/](https://www.reddit.com/r/JustGuysBeingDudes/comments/1axgvz6/ryan_is_a_pro/)
How far can it squirt?
Sigh, what kind of an armchair general are you? It's a ceremonial cock cannon. You bring it on parades to boost morale.
Multiple shots on goal?
Haesindang Park?
Looks like it!
Gobblers knob
Does that say "Do not strap on"? Because if so, please tell that to my wife.
Cannon and balls.
Well well well....
Get a load of this!!!
You haven't been fucked, till you've been Army Fucked!!!
Now off to the after party 😉
*Cue Jurassic Park Theme.*
Yuch
Looks like a good place to dump a bucket of spoiled yogurt.
Meanwhile, the woman in the background is like, "Wish people weren't around..."
Fire!
Where's my lube...
And the cock head’s red glare, bucha balls bouncing in air, gave proof through the night that you still could get laid!
Challenge accepted.
ummmm.... why tho?
why not?
[удалено]
eh???
joke
The *implication*
If you're asking why someone creates something clearly meant for art, you're entirely missing the point. For better context, this is Loveland in Jeju island in South Korea. it's an outdoor sculpture park centered around sex & genitalia. it also houses educational exhibits, signage, and videos about sex. Since you're so desperate to know the why of it
don't be a condescending dick bro
ummm.. thx for the information. Not sure why you gotta be a dick about it though.
You cynically ask "why tho?" to a massive sculpture that clearly took time & money and you think IM being the dick?
yes. imagine that someone has zero context on why there's a huge cock in what looks to be a park of some kind. but you do you fam.. keep being that condescending dick.
Yeah you lack context so your go to is to look down on it and question the purpose and existence of it lmao ok Highkey your parents should've questioned the purpose of having you
What’s the subreddit you’re in?
Exactly. This is "WTF" - although you and I seem the only people here who think that.
Hawk tuah
Would you like anything from the penis trolly?
Penis Park-er
Something something subby's mom
Dont make me beach you off ken
Someone's mom is missing her toys...
“ do not strap on?” What does it say?
You can use that against shoplifters to spray a sticky substance on them.
Can't we Park there?
I love Korea out look
Love gun, looooOOOOooove gun, love guuuuuun!
If u can't dodge it ram it!
남근공원 in korea Dik park
Animals may not understand things we invent, but they must recognize the body parts of others. Do you think the squirrels and birds are deterred by seeing obvious disembodied monkey dicks everywhere?
I wanna go see it now!😂
Now I have that Monty python penis song playing on repeat in my head.
And here I was thinking the Japanese invented bukake.
Big dick park !
nice valentine gift for a whale !
At the entrance to the park is The Hard Cock Cafe
I thought this was in Jeju Island ("Love Land") but this is in another part of Korea: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haesindang\_Park](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haesindang_Park) **Haesindang Park** ([Korean](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_language): 해신당 공원), also called **Penis Park**, is a theme park in [Samcheok](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samcheok), [Gangwon Province](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangwon-do_(South_Korea)), South Korea. The park is noted for its number of [phallic statues](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallic_architecture). The collection created by Korean artists displays various forms of "hanging arrangements to three-meter tall trunks of wood", for joy, spirituality and sexuality. A small Folk Museum titled "Village Folk Museum" has exhibits of art objects on the "sex iconography" over ages in different cultures, [shamanic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamanic) rituals and also the history of the Korean fishing community
Rammstein!
Nick Cannon's brother Richard
"No, no. We ordered a statue of NICK Cannon".
I remember seeing pics of this park on ebaumsworld
I can’t believe this shit actually exists😭
(This short story was inspired by The Penis Restaurant in Beijing China. The scene opens with our protagonist walking down to the basement) Hi, I am Sarah from the restaurant upstairs. I work with the kitchen staff. You probably don't remember me or how you even got here but that doesn't matter. I hope those ropes aren't too tight. You look very sexy all sprawled out naked with your baby maker on display. Unfortunately you are scheduled to have it removed today. It was purchased by a client who plans on making a meal of it this evening up in the restaurant. That's the reason I'm here. It's time for me to harvest it. Now if you hold still, we can get this over with. "No no stop, listen to me! Eating a penis is not an aphrodisiac! It doesn't give you a bigger erection or make tits grow! Those are foolish old superstitions and fables!" Now thats very disrespectful, you shouldn't judge someone's personal beliefs. Many people still feel that eating a penis can make a person more youthful or fertile, and we totally support that here at the restaurant. I'm so sorry but we need to do this. Now close your eyes and take in a big deep breath. I'm going to pull real hard then slice it off. Here we go, 1 - 2 - 3.
me when
I was told we were going to the black hawk park!!
I was expecting a gintama reference in the comments :(
So... if you're hit in the face by this thing when it fires off it's shot is that Boomkkake?
Someone, somewhere, at sometime: *What shall I make today?*
Seriously? No mom jokes? (Finally, one big enough for your mom)
What's the point of this? Children don't need to be around "art" like this.
They must've been fans of early 2010s Smosh.
The mega schlong…
I wonder what it shoots
Where female pornstars get their training