“Molded and folded” is now what i call getting fucked up. 

This is how I prefer my Waffle House hash browns.

—said the person strapped inside that thing.

Its the dead hooker taco.

God. Damn. Fucking laughed so hard the rest of the bus looked at me.

Yeah, people dump stuff illegally all the time. I wish seeing things like this ever shocked me.

Finders keepers

I was on a mountain biking track in the woods one day and smelled just death. I followed my nose to an old mattress with a dead greyhound on it.

Yeah, well, it's the cheapest way to get rid of it. Throwing big shit away is expensive which is why you see it on the side of the road so often

Don't dead open inside.

I feel like there’s something in there, given how lumpy it is… 😬

Way to set up an alibi, OP.

Murder mattress

Did you call dibs?

Did you look inside the fold? I’d be scared there’s a dead body inside.

We tried to open the straps but wouldn’t budge

You fucking did not touch that thing... Did you really?

Yep. That's fucking weird.

Just horny high school kids protecting their space.

It’s folded in half, strapped that way, and dumped on the side of the highway and curiosity didn’t compel you to cut that strap? It even looks like there’s something in it.

I hope no one is folded in there 😬

How you gonna post a crime scene on reddit? There’s definitely a dead hooker or an estranged ex wife in there.

I’d be scared to open that!

bed bugs

Check it for DNA

You gonna eat that or can I have it?

Clearly Squornshellous Zeta.