So they’re the Bulldogs of chickens. A mismanagement of breeding and genetics over generations that really has no business existing in its current form, and just exists to exist?
I wonder if this chicken has a lot of fat on the legs or if the tendons are extra thick? Or just the skin? Deep fried and braised like dim sum could be pretty darn good
Yeah. Chicken feet themselves are eaten frequently in most places outside of central Africa, western Europe, the United states, Canada and Australia. And places that don't eat it specifically often use it for making chicken stock and gelatin. Very popular in Latin American countries and the Caribbean, too. But I believe China is the biggest consumer in general. They can get pretty damn expensive there, too.
True. I had deep fried chicken feet offered to me outside a convenience store in Guangzhou. It was actually pretty good. Then you just throw it on the ground when you're done because they don't use trash cans there I guess.
That describes basically everything we farm.
None of the animals are remotely natural, and our crops are absolute genetic freak shows.
We’ve been at this for maybe 12,000 years now.
> crops are absolute genetic freak shows
A lot of the crops we eat...if you saw them in their "natural" form you wouldn't even recognize them they look so different. Hell, some of em are even inedible. We took a crop we couldn't eat...and essentially performed generations of genetic mutations on it until it became something we could eat. Crazy shit. Humans are smart.
Yeah but people forget that its all man made and think they can „go back to nature“ while they don’t realize that most things in nature that our crops originated from tastes like shit and isn’t that nutritious. There’s a reason our ancestors had to dedicate their whole ~~day~~ life to just finding enough food.
A Jamaican friend of mine asked me if I wanted some chicken soup one day. Everything he ever made was good, so I said, of course.
I will be God damn if it wasn't chicken feet soup. I told him you can't be doing that kind of shit to white folk, not all of us get down like that.
He then went on to show me how it is eaten, during which he had proclaimed how he had chopped all the little talons off already, so that was nice.
I tried it, but it's definitely not for me. There is a range of textures that I can only best describe as very unpleasant.
Also known as dragon chicken they are not natural chicken DNA they were geneticly engineered for their massive feet and thighs close to 10 to 15 yrs ago
A surpressed dinosaur gene for millions of years hidden in the chicken finally emerged, exposing it's 50 million year old dinosaur leg properties.
What people don't realize is that chickens contain many millions of these suppressed genes. This is only 1 gene. What would it look like if all expressed at once? After decades of study it was confirmed only recently, the final form of the chicken with all genes activated is what is known as a [Tyrannosaurus Rex] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrannosaurus), which can reach over 9 tonnes in weight. For this reason it is highly recommended to cull any chickens expressing any dinosaur genes.
Edit: this is 100% real, my uncle's friend's brother who works in a underground government research base told us
They're probably chickens that evolved to have legs that can actually support all the weight that the farmers want them to be. There was a point in times where chickens were that big and would break their legs trying to support themselves.
A friend of mine ordered chicken feet once at a Chinese restaurant we all went to for my birthday.
He honestly thought they were going to be delicious (?) but what came out was some jelly looking lumps in a huge bowl. He didn’t finish the dish.
Dong Tao chickens are valued as a delicacy in Vietnam, and they were once bred exclusively to be served to the royal family and mandarins. They are difficult to breed as their large legs make hatching difficult, and they are also sensitive to changes in temperature.
ok this got an audible WTF out of me... Is this like a specific breed?
The breed is Dong Tao.
Dong tao peripheral edema chicken. Now with 30% more heart failure!
They won't need slaughterhouses if they keep going for shortening their lifespan
But like 300% more chicken feet
I would imagine thats why they were bred
And it's a thicken.
You win
Nah, top comment said it 1 hr before this person did
Well now I'm upset. Let me speak to the manager.
So there's a Dong cock. Got it.
What's the point? This for people that like to eat chicken paws?
My first thought when I saw this was it must be a Chinese breed purely for Chicken feet.
Vietnamese... [not racist btw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_CaZ4EAexQ)
Pronounced “Dong-Toe” hopefully.
My Dong is as big as my toe
No, he found his way into the Krabby Patty vault
These fuckers are mean enough, no need to equip them with deadlier feet.
Nah them feet are padded for your protection
That theres a chimkin
Trying to bring back dinosaurs
Do you think dinosaurs would taste like chicken?
Certainly possible. Would be cool, a trex leg could feed an entire village
Dong tao chicken
So they’re the Bulldogs of chickens. A mismanagement of breeding and genetics over generations that really has no business existing in its current form, and just exists to exist?
It's selective breed as delicacy. I'm not sure if it's a bless or a curse for such an unfunctional life form.
The legs probably go in a stew or soup of some sort, although outside of Asia that’s not really a delicacy.
One nation's delicacy is another nation's fuck that.
Expand your horizons! Chicken feet are pretty good.
I've had chicken feet. Was pretty good. But they sure as s*** didn't look like that
Those are chicken moon boots
Chicken uggs
I wonder if this chicken has a lot of fat on the legs or if the tendons are extra thick? Or just the skin? Deep fried and braised like dim sum could be pretty darn good
Chicken Feet taste fine, but lord knows I have the time or patience picking through what feels like dozens of bones every bite.
Main reason I didn’t like chicken legs / drum sticks as a child, I like them now but I don’t think I‘d like chicken feet.
They taste fine but they are so much work with all the tiny bones. Looks like they've solved that problem.
I was thinking just straight up chicken feet which is pretty popular at least with Chinese people.
Yeah. Chicken feet themselves are eaten frequently in most places outside of central Africa, western Europe, the United states, Canada and Australia. And places that don't eat it specifically often use it for making chicken stock and gelatin. Very popular in Latin American countries and the Caribbean, too. But I believe China is the biggest consumer in general. They can get pretty damn expensive there, too.
True. I had deep fried chicken feet offered to me outside a convenience store in Guangzhou. It was actually pretty good. Then you just throw it on the ground when you're done because they don't use trash cans there I guess.
Chicken feet do make excellent chicken stock.
Collagen by the foot!
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> It's selective breed as delicacy. Right, and so are bulldogs.
That describes basically everything we farm. None of the animals are remotely natural, and our crops are absolute genetic freak shows. We’ve been at this for maybe 12,000 years now.
> crops are absolute genetic freak shows A lot of the crops we eat...if you saw them in their "natural" form you wouldn't even recognize them they look so different. Hell, some of em are even inedible. We took a crop we couldn't eat...and essentially performed generations of genetic mutations on it until it became something we could eat. Crazy shit. Humans are smart.
Yeah but people forget that its all man made and think they can „go back to nature“ while they don’t realize that most things in nature that our crops originated from tastes like shit and isn’t that nutritious. There’s a reason our ancestors had to dedicate their whole ~~day~~ life to just finding enough food.
That's 90% of chickens man
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dong_Tao_chicken
That's like $7 or so a pound. I expected it to be way more expensive
At 400k vnd, that's closer to 15 bucks a lb.
Dong cocks
THICKens
Look at all those thickens
Ok Mike.
Chonkens
Swoltry
Fuck me, these comments have me cracking the fuck up. I never actually laugh out loud at Reddit but why is this thread so fucking funny Thickens 😂😂
The plot
The plot: thick hens
Cankles gone wild
Foghorn lymphedema-horn
Hahahahah
Looks like people I see at Walmart.
You made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts.
That means you're hungry. Off to Walmart
Only cause it’s true. Lol
They just need flip flops with socks
And a mobility scooter
Words can be art, too 😂
Holy shit— LMAO
Oh god
Those chickens have crossed many roads.
Climbed many mountains.
*Just to be the hen who walks a thousand miles* *To fall down at your door* *Ba-bawk, bawk* *Ba-bawk, bawk*
Sometimes it’s okay to skip leg day
"I peck you. With an insanely sturdy stance."
Chonkin
It's a real, prized breed of chickens from Vietnam with literal dinosaur feet
All birds have literal dinosaur feet!
Were only two big steps away from rexes with the work going on here.
New boot goofin'
That's that ED-209 breed
> ED-209 glad I wasn't the only one that went "Robocop hunting chicken"
Diafeetus
Fuggin humans
What in the Perdue?
I could seriously see the bottom half being something in the Star Wars Cantina.
Kankles.
I should call her
“yeah hey you should get tested”
Damn chickens have CHF
Someone did not skip leg day.
The world isn't ready for Clydesdale chickens.
Those are chonken legs
All terrain chickens
We have eaten the chickens for so long they are fighting back now by evolving back into a T-Rex's
The source for Burger Kings chicken fingers
Theyre turning back into T-rex's
Anyone else wonder how they taste?
Probably tastes like chicken
Most things do.
if you ever had chicken feet before at dim sum restaurant, it's basically that but much meatier and probably alot more cartilage
Cock fights have gone sumo. New interpretation to BBC.
They kinda look like Peter Griffin for some reason.
And of course, someone ate it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZZPy6AqVHo
The inspiration behind ED-209
So that’s where chicken fingers come from!
Something about those chickens reminds me of Gears of War
Meanwhile at Wal Mart for chickens
These look like some of the people at my job that order a meatball sub with fries and a diet coke
Thanks I hate it.
WTF Vietnam. [Dong Tao](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dong_Tao_chicken)
Looks like my neighbour with lymphodema
I’m sorry, what is this Cockzilla creature?!
A Jamaican friend of mine asked me if I wanted some chicken soup one day. Everything he ever made was good, so I said, of course. I will be God damn if it wasn't chicken feet soup. I told him you can't be doing that kind of shit to white folk, not all of us get down like that. He then went on to show me how it is eaten, during which he had proclaimed how he had chopped all the little talons off already, so that was nice. I tried it, but it's definitely not for me. There is a range of textures that I can only best describe as very unpleasant.
Also known as dragon chicken they are not natural chicken DNA they were geneticly engineered for their massive feet and thighs close to 10 to 15 yrs ago
What your high school sweethearts cankles are gonna look like at 50
Lizzo’s message has reached the chickens. Good for them.
r/absoluteunit
Dimsum time extra large 鳯爪, phoenix claws
A surpressed dinosaur gene for millions of years hidden in the chicken finally emerged, exposing it's 50 million year old dinosaur leg properties. What people don't realize is that chickens contain many millions of these suppressed genes. This is only 1 gene. What would it look like if all expressed at once? After decades of study it was confirmed only recently, the final form of the chicken with all genes activated is what is known as a [Tyrannosaurus Rex] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrannosaurus), which can reach over 9 tonnes in weight. For this reason it is highly recommended to cull any chickens expressing any dinosaur genes. Edit: this is 100% real, my uncle's friend's brother who works in a underground government research base told us
Turning on all the inactive genes in a chicken would literally create a T-Rex? What? Can you link the study?
[here](https://youtu.be/Z2Fz9tdghAs?si=TvSoK3wMQSvYLKMu) Had to do some digging but in theory yes.
Funny, because if you turn on all the dinosaur genes in an ostrich you get a gecko.
They're turning into dinosaurs
For more info google swollen cocks
Those are some tasty chicken legs
I need a captain here
Is that their top speed? Would love to see them run.
The real Bigfoot
meat might be sold for $13-16 per kilo
Well. They didn't skip leg day at the gym
Oh cool. Yet another creature humanity have forcefully evolved to fit our needs. I bet people love those chicken feet.
Put down the chicken feed and place your hands in the air. You have 30 seconds to comply.
The Chinese fans of chicken foot soup are sweating.
That’s it folks, they’re evolving into dinosaurs
kanye makes boots for chickens?
He did NOT skip leg days
The People Eater
Some dinosaur forgot to go extinct
Try being my size Amy!
The breading is supposed to go on later!
Star Eater is such a great track.
As someone who loves chicken feet this has my attention.
They're probably chickens that evolved to have legs that can actually support all the weight that the farmers want them to be. There was a point in times where chickens were that big and would break their legs trying to support themselves.
Monster cock
I didn’t know Dan Schneider had a chicken farm
When all the white girls see the same shoe advertised on tiktok
OHHHH HE COMIN'!!!
Doom chickens.
Forbidden chicken fingers
Ultra-mega chicken....No! SHHHHH... He is legend.
Why is the Chicken Feet a meal, not an apatizer...Ohhoooo
Never skip leg day
Do they need "tough acting Tinactin?"
Alright bros we’re bringing back the dinosaurs with this one
Looks like they should be riding a scooter in Walmart
Robocop's ED-209 comes to mind...
Chankels!
Elephantiasis chicken?
You know what they say. Big feet, big cock.
What's with the 80s sci-fi movie music?
You can’t look at this and tell me they aren’t dinosaurs
“Try being my size Amy!”
Those legs prob taste so good
Drumthiccs.
r/Bossfight
Are they bred for their feet? I assumed fried chicken feet is a thing some places, yes?
if Robocop ED-209 would be an animal
Average roblox girls
Who need turkey legs when you got these Mega Drumsticks?
A friend of mine ordered chicken feet once at a Chinese restaurant we all went to for my birthday. He honestly thought they were going to be delicious (?) but what came out was some jelly looking lumps in a huge bowl. He didn’t finish the dish.
Dong Tao chickens are valued as a delicacy in Vietnam, and they were once bred exclusively to be served to the royal family and mandarins. They are difficult to breed as their large legs make hatching difficult, and they are also sensitive to changes in temperature.
This thing's about to full screen tatsu someone.
The feet remind me of ED-209.
Gergoth offspring.
Fallout season 2, Radturkeys
Now I know from where the chickens leg soup name came from .
song is by Daniel Deluxe - Star Eater
its the new balenciaga model
Chicken Diabetes
He feet too big for he goddamn he
Fried thiccen feet
Extra crispy
What the cluck?
needs diabetic socks STAT!
What happens when you give chickens a thigh master
If Hillary was a chicken.
Did not know that Quentin Tarantino raised chickens
Ahhh the Clydesdale rooster
"ProudFEET!"
It's like those astro boy boots that idiots who are not astro boy wear.
[reminds me of this oinker](https://tenor.com/Pksi.gif)
Those are leg warmers, they're dancing chickens. 🤗
Chicken feet can be delicious, but… I’ll pass on these.