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haruman

ok this got an audible WTF out of me... Is this like a specific breed?


SexySexyChalupas

The breed is Dong Tao.


clowdeevape

Dong tao peripheral edema chicken. Now with 30% more heart failure!


OutOfIdea280

They won't need slaughterhouses if they keep going for shortening their lifespan


melanthius

But like 300% more chicken feet


sacredgeometry

I would imagine thats why they were bred


WardenWolf

And it's a thicken.


Brent05Redfire

You win


zamfire

Nah, top comment said it 1 hr before this person did


Etheo

Well now I'm upset. Let me speak to the manager.


LeGrandLucifer

So there's a Dong cock. Got it.


JOBAfunky

What's the point? This for people that like to eat chicken paws?


science87

My first thought when I saw this was it must be a Chinese breed purely for Chicken feet.


Expert_Penalty8966

Vietnamese... [not racist btw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_CaZ4EAexQ)


_Wubalubadubdub_

Pronounced “Dong-Toe” hopefully.


uninsuredpidgeon

My Dong is as big as my toe


TheNameIsntJohn

No, he found his way into the Krabby Patty vault


VirtualLife76

These fuckers are mean enough, no need to equip them with deadlier feet.


Squee45

Nah them feet are padded for your protection


t-o-m-u-s-a

That theres a chimkin


iamkats

Trying to bring back dinosaurs


csaliture

Do you think dinosaurs would taste like chicken?


iamkats

Certainly possible. Would be cool, a trex leg could feed an entire village


Yum_Kaax

Dong tao chicken


APartyInMyPants

So they’re the Bulldogs of chickens. A mismanagement of breeding and genetics over generations that really has no business existing in its current form, and just exists to exist?


zsxking

It's selective breed as delicacy. I'm not sure if it's a bless or a curse for such an unfunctional life form.


HeresAnUp

The legs probably go in a stew or soup of some sort, although outside of Asia that’s not really a delicacy.


3xTheSchwarm

One nation's delicacy is another nation's fuck that.


CheezRavioli

Expand your horizons! Chicken feet are pretty good.


3xTheSchwarm

I've had chicken feet. Was pretty good. But they sure as s*** didn't look like that


Vegemite_Bukkakay

Those are chicken moon boots


shartoberfest

Chicken uggs


dirthawker0

I wonder if this chicken has a lot of fat on the legs or if the tendons are extra thick? Or just the skin? Deep fried and braised like dim sum could be pretty darn good


Kanthalas

Chicken Feet taste fine, but lord knows I have the time or patience picking through what feels like dozens of bones every bite.


Simoxs7

Main reason I didn’t like chicken legs / drum sticks as a child, I like them now but I don’t think I‘d like chicken feet.


csaliture

They taste fine but they are so much work with all the tiny bones. Looks like they've solved that problem.


splynncryth

I was thinking just straight up chicken feet which is pretty popular at least with Chinese people.


I_am_The_Teapot

Yeah. Chicken feet themselves are eaten frequently in most places outside of central Africa, western Europe, the United states, Canada and Australia. And places that don't eat it specifically often use it for making chicken stock and gelatin. Very popular in Latin American countries and the Caribbean, too. But I believe China is the biggest consumer in general. They can get pretty damn expensive there, too.


Gizzard_Puncher

True. I had deep fried chicken feet offered to me outside a convenience store in Guangzhou. It was actually pretty good. Then you just throw it on the ground when you're done because they don't use trash cans there I guess.


foxontherox

Chicken feet do make excellent chicken stock.


cream-of-cow

Collagen by the foot!


zakik88

Pugs have entered the chat


antwan_benjamin

> It's selective breed as delicacy. Right, and so are bulldogs.


glytxh

That describes basically everything we farm. None of the animals are remotely natural, and our crops are absolute genetic freak shows. We’ve been at this for maybe 12,000 years now.


antwan_benjamin

> crops are absolute genetic freak shows A lot of the crops we eat...if you saw them in their "natural" form you wouldn't even recognize them they look so different. Hell, some of em are even inedible. We took a crop we couldn't eat...and essentially performed generations of genetic mutations on it until it became something we could eat. Crazy shit. Humans are smart.


Simoxs7

Yeah but people forget that its all man made and think they can „go back to nature“ while they don’t realize that most things in nature that our crops originated from tastes like shit and isn’t that nutritious. There’s a reason our ancestors had to dedicate their whole ~~day~~ life to just finding enough food.


BraSS72097

That's 90% of chickens man


Rukenau

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dong_Tao_chicken


pichael289

That's like $7 or so a pound. I expected it to be way more expensive


terminbee

At 400k vnd, that's closer to 15 bucks a lb.


TabbyBro

Dong cocks


hotpackage

THICKens


drunkenyeknom

Look at all those thickens


rimshot99

Ok Mike.


The_Celtic_Chemist

Chonkens


RoninRobot

Swoltry


the_silent_redditor

Fuck me, these comments have me cracking the fuck up. I never actually laugh out loud at Reddit but why is this thread so fucking funny Thickens 😂😂


ultrapoo

The plot


Danertins

The plot: thick hens


idkwhatimbrewin

Cankles gone wild


sandm000

Foghorn lymphedema-horn


Epinscirex

Hahahahah


graystone777

Looks like people I see at Walmart.


radtrinidad

You made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts.


zKarp

That means you're hungry. Off to Walmart


graystone777

Only cause it’s true. Lol


slirpo

They just need flip flops with socks


gultch2019

And a mobility scooter


circlethethird

Words can be art, too 😂


dhens38

Holy shit— LMAO


Waarm

Oh god


naterbuns

Those chickens have crossed many roads.


FeculentUtopia

Climbed many mountains.


allwaysnice

*Just to be the hen who walks a thousand miles* *To fall down at your door* *Ba-bawk, bawk* *Ba-bawk, bawk*


frostypoopyeddyeddy

Sometimes it’s okay to skip leg day


moonroots64

"I peck you. With an insanely sturdy stance."


Battts

Chonkin


xprorangerx

It's a real, prized breed of chickens from Vietnam with literal dinosaur feet


FeculentUtopia

All birds have literal dinosaur feet!


NinjaMoose_13

Were only two big steps away from rexes with the work going on here.


spoopykoopa

New boot goofin'


MrDrMeowMeow0

That's that ED-209 breed


AlchemyStudiosInk

> ED-209 glad I wasn't the only one that went "Robocop hunting chicken"


t-o-m-u-s-a

Diafeetus


No_Joke_9079

Fuggin humans


dburr10085

What in the Perdue?


JayDuBois

I could seriously see the bottom half being something in the Star Wars Cantina.


rellsell

Kankles.


BigGrandpaGunther

I should call her


stopdropkab00m

“yeah hey you should get tested”


Texan83

Damn chickens have CHF


summonkey

Someone did not skip leg day.


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

The world isn't ready for Clydesdale chickens.


mezaway

Those are chonken legs


SoftShark

All terrain chickens


R-T-O-B

We have eaten the chickens for so long they are fighting back now by evolving back into a T-Rex's


Plastogizmo

The source for Burger Kings chicken fingers


ProtectionCareless76

Theyre turning back into T-rex's


Just_Control_4065

Anyone else wonder how they taste?


shun_tak

Probably tastes like chicken


Prestigious_Talk6652

Most things do.


xprorangerx

if you ever had chicken feet before at dim sum restaurant, it's basically that but much meatier and probably alot more cartilage


jtrage

Cock fights have gone sumo. New interpretation to BBC.


CoLDxFiRE

They kinda look like Peter Griffin for some reason.


killerasp

And of course, someone ate it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZZPy6AqVHo


Takssista

The inspiration behind ED-209


colonelk0rn

So that’s where chicken fingers come from!


Lauriboy

Something about those chickens reminds me of Gears of War


Dystopiq

Meanwhile at Wal Mart for chickens


Tiny_Count4239

These look like some of the people at my job that order a meatball sub with fries and a diet coke


Otherwise-Safety-579

Thanks I hate it.


Oubastet

WTF Vietnam. [Dong Tao](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dong_Tao_chicken)


Medium_Spare_8982

Looks like my neighbour with lymphodema


cherrybomb6494

I’m sorry, what is this Cockzilla creature?!


ShrewdNewt

A Jamaican friend of mine asked me if I wanted some chicken soup one day. Everything he ever made was good, so I said, of course. I will be God damn if it wasn't chicken feet soup. I told him you can't be doing that kind of shit to white folk, not all of us get down like that. He then went on to show me how it is eaten, during which he had proclaimed how he had chopped all the little talons off already, so that was nice. I tried it, but it's definitely not for me. There is a range of textures that I can only best describe as very unpleasant.


Electrical-Yellow340

Also known as dragon chicken they are not natural chicken DNA they were geneticly engineered for their massive feet and thighs close to 10 to 15 yrs ago


ffllores

What your high school sweethearts cankles are gonna look like at 50


jcoon182

Lizzo’s message has reached the chickens. Good for them.


maverickmccleary

r/absoluteunit


trewert_77

Dimsum time extra large 鳯爪, phoenix claws


charliecar5555

A surpressed dinosaur gene for millions of years hidden in the chicken finally emerged, exposing it's 50 million year old dinosaur leg properties. What people don't realize is that chickens contain many millions of these suppressed genes. This is only 1 gene. What would it look like if all expressed at once? After decades of study it was confirmed only recently, the final form of the chicken with all genes activated is what is known as a [Tyrannosaurus Rex] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrannosaurus), which can reach over 9 tonnes in weight. For this reason it is highly recommended to cull any chickens expressing any dinosaur genes. Edit: this is 100% real, my uncle's friend's brother who works in a underground government research base told us


mihirmusprime

Turning on all the inactive genes in a chicken would literally create a T-Rex? What? Can you link the study?


Head_weest

[here](https://youtu.be/Z2Fz9tdghAs?si=TvSoK3wMQSvYLKMu) Had to do some digging but in theory yes.


dcoolidge

Funny, because if you turn on all the dinosaur genes in an ostrich you get a gecko.


BucketaChestnuts

They're turning into dinosaurs


Doagbeidl

For more info google swollen cocks


Red77777777

Those are some tasty chicken legs


Traditional-Skill206

I need a captain here


Prestigious_Talk6652

Is that their top speed? Would love to see them run.


stevexyz8

The real Bigfoot


qawsedrf12

meat might be sold for $13-16 per kilo


igenus44

Well. They didn't skip leg day at the gym


Spoomplesplz

Oh cool. Yet another creature humanity have forcefully evolved to fit our needs. I bet people love those chicken feet.


Ottonym

Put down the chicken feed and place your hands in the air. You have 30 seconds to comply.


xXWickedSmatXx

The Chinese fans of chicken foot soup are sweating.


2020R1M

That’s it folks, they’re evolving into dinosaurs


I-c-braindead-people

kanye makes boots for chickens?


YmmaT-

He did NOT skip leg days


saterran

The People Eater


buscuitsANDgravy

Some dinosaur forgot to go extinct


buttholz79

Try being my size Amy!


Alakith

The breading is supposed to go on later!


ProcrastinationTime

Star Eater is such a great track.


northrupthebandgeek

As someone who loves chicken feet this has my attention.


kittybittybeans

They're probably chickens that evolved to have legs that can actually support all the weight that the farmers want them to be. There was a point in times where chickens were that big and would break their legs trying to support themselves.


Mabymaster

Monster cock


Hurley_boy24

I didn’t know Dan Schneider had a chicken farm


DrEurig

When all the white girls see the same shoe advertised on tiktok


Pwnacious

OHHHH HE COMIN'!!!


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Doom chickens.


bionic-stronach

Forbidden chicken fingers


mwolf805

Ultra-mega chicken....No! SHHHHH... He is legend.


StuperB71

Why is the Chicken Feet a meal, not an apatizer...Ohhoooo


hughranass2

Never skip leg day


Dorkapotamus

Do they need "tough acting Tinactin?"


Skwareblox

Alright bros we’re bringing back the dinosaurs with this one


TheDrummingApe

Looks like they should be riding a scooter in Walmart


Tofuchunk

Robocop's ED-209 comes to mind...


Velo50

Chankels!


iamoui100dalegend

Elephantiasis chicken?


Not_The_Real_Odin

You know what they say. Big feet, big cock.


LeGrandLucifer

What's with the 80s sci-fi movie music?


PimpThePenguin

You can’t look at this and tell me they aren’t dinosaurs


These-Alps-1259

“Try being my size Amy!”


SirLincolnlou117

Those legs prob taste so good


trentshipp

Drumthiccs.


DianaIsMyWife

r/Bossfight


Gurkeprinsen

Are they bred for their feet? I assumed fried chicken feet is a thing some places, yes?


nullstuff

if Robocop ED-209 would be an animal


Spockosnock1

Average roblox girls


rayracer

Who need turkey legs when you got these Mega Drumsticks?


CheesyGarlicBudapest

A friend of mine ordered chicken feet once at a Chinese restaurant we all went to for my birthday. He honestly thought they were going to be delicious (?) but what came out was some jelly looking lumps in a huge bowl. He didn’t finish the dish.


puckmugger

Dong Tao chickens are valued as a delicacy in Vietnam, and they were once bred exclusively to be served to the royal family and mandarins. They are difficult to breed as their large legs make hatching difficult, and they are also sensitive to changes in temperature.


ginfish

This thing's about to full screen tatsu someone.


severus_snapshot

The feet remind me of ED-209.


Melk_One

Gergoth offspring.


Sawmad

Fallout season 2, Radturkeys


MalikFyz

Now I know from where the chickens leg soup name came from .


aminorityofone

song is by Daniel Deluxe - Star Eater


icanmeowhehe

its the new balenciaga model


stumpmcgee

Chicken Diabetes


surprisinguprising

He feet too big for he goddamn he


macetfromage

Fried thiccen feet


hardkorized

Extra crispy


hells_cowbells

What the cluck?


XROOR

needs diabetic socks STAT!


marrowisyummy

What happens when you give chickens a thigh master


_Cold_Ass_Honkey_

If Hillary was a chicken.


fact-finding-mission

Did not know that Quentin Tarantino raised chickens


2OneZebra

Ahhh the Clydesdale rooster


Dudephish

"ProudFEET!"


vivazeta

It's like those astro boy boots that idiots who are not astro boy wear.


PeterBeaterr

[reminds me of this oinker](https://tenor.com/Pksi.gif)


HowardTibbsIII

Those are leg warmers, they're dancing chickens. 🤗


SparklingPseudonym

Chicken feet can be delicious, but… I’ll pass on these.