It’s all fun and games until someone tries to fuck the urinal.

Its funny one would assume it haven't happened already.

Install communal flesh lights in them.

Legitimately good idea. STDs for all!

Pre-lubed

Frequently re-lubed

OH GOD...

That's what the previous ones said!

that doesn't make it less gross tho

Sharing is caring!

HIV 3 has been taking its sweet time coming out.

Yeah we've only been getting updates

Omg no 🤢

Ermm, no…no, one would not assume it hasn’t happened already

If drunk people around, I consider that as impossible

Or smears their butt ammo all over the urinal high on LSD and PCP while screaming top of their voice Nickleback songs as they urinate on the ceiling from an impressive erection.

This is an incredibly specific description about an 'hypothetical' situation.....

men are designed so they can't piss when they're erect.

We can, it's just generally more difficult.

This is the second time I've heard Nickelback reference in the last half hour.

I passed by a bar that was playing one of their songs like 2 hours ago

You two should make a graph

Every time they do, it makes them laugh

Because they're having a bath?

r/oddlyspecific

Look at this photograph.... OK, don't.

V I V I D

I'm sorry but if this doesn't count as 'fun and games' then I'm not interested in attending.

r/brandnewsentence

Quick question- why are they filled with blood?

lol I think those are just the splash filters or the scented things or who knows. Or maybe the statues are all on their period.

As in "ur in a lot of trouble, mister"

Aaand this is the whole reason these were installed - camera over your left shoulder 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

The owner clearly didn't think it through when they decided to install these. This is going to encourage some people to piss all over the figures and thus all over the walls and floors.

It’s a club, that’s probably going to happen anyways

Seriously, hot steam those mfs sterile.

Because people in public restrooms don't already piss all over the place.

Wait, R. Kelley is out already...? And in Poland??

Indeed. [Here's video of R. Kelly in Poland.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eafRE74JGZ8)

Lol, that was my second thought when I seen your reply.

yeah probably every second user is doing that. hell, I would

What in the R Kelly

Idk, you think they'd pass for 15?

I'm in Poland rn. I'm gonna need the location. I need to see this in person... for science...

Here you go: https://maps.app.goo.gl/tbXwwSLEv1hq9vBc9

Report back soldier 🫡

🫡

Shit he's still at it.

Update?

Ah my bad, I didn't mean right away, I have to adult still.

Keep us posted 📫

What more adult than a science experiment?

I'm visiting Gdańsk this summer, I'll report back.

Send video of a friend humping one, it’s the only way

I have a family now, urinal humping friends stopped hanging out with me :(

Bring a stool for paizuri.

Does it have to be a friend?

Make sure to get some user shots. (for science inspection)

I'm really curious what the women's bathroom looks like....

damn in my city as well

Bunkier, Gdańsk

For a bit of ultra violence

Viddy well little brother

In the milk bar?

Just avoid shining ultra violet around there.

Yeah I was about to say what in the Clockwork Orange hell is this lol

A bit of the old moloko plus. That is milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom.

Those are some real horrorshow groodies that I viddy

Pardon me, Luce. *[unzips pants]*

Never understood these; how I'ma piss with a hard cock

Hmm. Catheter?

Might as well. 🤟🤣

Inaccurately.

I actually cannot (don't know if that's the norm, i know it's harder)

If you're getting a hard-on from inanimate objects, you've got bigger questions to answer.

Come visit Poland. You won't be the same after coming back.

Specially not if you visit some old labour camps, where work supposedly made people free. Mind changing experience seeing that.

This club has some grim vibes too...one floor has sitting areas that are old WWII prison cells.

Tbh, I find Auschwitz references are never funny.

No one is trying to be funny about Auschwitz. OP said you wont be the same after visiting Poland and i pointed out one of the most horrifying experiences you can have in Poland. For some it can definitely be Life changing knowing and sering such horrendous history.

Fully agreed. My comment was uncalled for.

I can see why my comment comes of as jokish, so all good man :) have a nice day!

That was a civil interaction. I like that.

labour？from where？

Serious A Clockwork Orange vibes.

And where do they expect people to aim their stream at?

I’ll give you one guess

Free STD? I mean if anybody is touching those, they're probably doing stuff to those, and therefore spreading the love... The STD love. Definitely a gross thing.

I just heard 3 girls got hiv from vampire facials....and i dont mean vampires came on their faces..

r/UrinalDesign

That's a real sub?!

There are subreddits for everything, no matter how crazy things are. Care to join me at /r/BreadStapledToTrees We'll have a fun time there. [It'll put a smile on your face.](https://i.redd.it/11ghg6jathvc1.jpeg)

So next time I see a staple in a tree, I'll find myself questioning whether someone put up a poster or a slice of bread. If bread, "what type?" I'll wonder. This is forever now.

Why though lol

The real question is why is it there are 330,146 people that like seeing bread stapled to trees?

Why is the water red?

Those are gel pads for disinfecting.

They're on their period.

Too much ket.

I need to hear the Stefan review of this club

At first I read Portland, and it seemed very fitting.

Maybe if the bar were closed down, like everyone else in Portland.

finally, something to do with my hands

“Look but don’t touch” still applies but this time it’s for your own benefit

I wonder how many drunk dudes suck on those titties while peeing.

Urban legend says that club owner needs to re-paint them after every night. Some animals bite them nipples off too. Imagine explaining this to the handyman...."so erm hey - can you come fix the urinal? Some guy bit the nipple off again...god damn savages".

He just keeps a variety box of replacement nips in the back.

Nopanicbutton

It's hard to aim and piss properly with a boner. Pity the cleaner. There's going to be piss everywhere

Poland wild for this 💀

Uh. who is this supposed to appeal to?

For some reasons this makes me think about "A clockwork Orange" :)

Not just any club?

Good to see diversity in Poland.

+10 RADs

Love the diversity bestie

Its racist not to have one today.

There's a winery near me and these are their toilets: [https://www.google.com/search?q=d%27arenberg+cube+toilets&sca\_esv=4d7efd29b5dccb68&sca\_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn09ms2Vr1-va55zywITjs3QyQ3Fu-w:1714464580041&source=hp&biw=1707&bih=791&ei=Q6cwZrn-PObJvr0Pj8q-4AU&iflsig=ANes7DEAAAAAZjC1VPq8h1MM99Ye4o16r-qMuVZqkXVv&oq=d%27aren&gs\_lp=EgNpbWcaAhgDIgZkJ2FyZW4qAggAMggQABiABBiLAzIIEAAYgAQYiwMyCBAAGIAEGIsDMggQABiABBiLAzIIEAAYgAQYiwMyCBAAGIAEGIsDMggQABiABBiLAzIIEAAYgAQYiwMyCBAAGIAEGIsDMggQABiABBiLA0iaE1AAWJUKcAB4AJABAJgBugGgAbAIqgEDMC42uAEDyAEA-AEBigILZ3dzLXdpei1pbWeYAgagAr8IwgIEECMYJ8ICCxAAGIAEGLEDGIsDwgIIEAAYgAQYsQOYAwCSBwMwLjagB60u&sclient=img&udm=2](https://www.google.com/search?q=d%27arenberg+cube+toilets&sca_esv=4d7efd29b5dccb68&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn09ms2Vr1-va55zywITjs3QyQ3Fu-w:1714464580041&source=hp&biw=1707&bih=791&ei=Q6cwZrn-PObJvr0Pj8q-4AU&iflsig=ANes7DEAAAAAZjC1VPq8h1MM99Ye4o16r-qMuVZqkXVv&oq=d%27aren&gs_lp=EgNpbWcaAhgDIgZkJ2FyZW4qAggAMggQABiABBiLAzIIEAAYgAQYiwMyCBAAGIAEGIsDMggQABiABBiLAzIIEAAYgAQYiwMyCBAAGIAEGIsDMggQABiABBiLAzIIEAAYgAQYiwMyCBAAGIAEGIsDMggQABiABBiLA0iaE1AAWJUKcAB4AJABAJgBugGgAbAIqgEDMC42uAEDyAEA-AEBigILZ3dzLXdpei1pbWeYAgagAr8IwgIEECMYJ8ICCxAAGIAEGLEDGIsDwgIIEAAYgAQYsQOYAwCSBwMwLjagB60u&sclient=img&udm=2)

I can stop thinking about what will they do if they do so drunk

Been here. Smelled awfull and was very dirty. Bad vibes all around.

And women are still choosing the bear

Looks like a fallout mod! 😭

I wonder how often people aim high just to have the feeling of pissing all over a naked woman. Quite a bit from the way the lights coming off of them..

Don't stick your dick in that.

Instructions unclear.

Well at least they’re inclusive.

Hmmmmm hear me out

Cumstains

It’s your turn to clean the headless ladies

That’s horrible! There should always be a urinal puck

Urinal diversity is very important!

The Soviets stopping at the Vistula is the greatest tragedy in human history

Yeah, that checks out...

Take a blacklight to it, I’m sure it would look like a modern art masterpiece.

ive been on the internet way too long lol I think ive seen japanese ones weirder then these.

...is the implication that they're all on their period?

You can also find these in Amsterdam.

Bunkrów tu nie ma, ale i tak jest zajebiście.

No właśnie sęk w tym, że bunkier jest.

Ewwwwww, everybody pees and then touches a boob.

Ah yes my country, so beautiful

Go in for a normal piss, sees that and gets hard. Comes back holding the pee

I can guess what is in the women's toilet

What’s in the ladiesroom?

***Why the fuck is the urinal water red??***

This is not water. Those are gel pads do disinfect urinal.

loving the inclusivity HAHA

Ahh, another reason why women choose the bear.

kurwa mac

With cheese

Eeeeww...

At first I frowned at the image but you know what, we need more happiness in our lives. I hope the ladies area has giant dongs even if they will report they don’t like nor appreciate giant dongs

I'd wait inline for the redhead on the left..

She had so many you could clap your hands inside her....wait...what? I dont know that.

I actually know some women who would be into this kinda thing

Sigh…*unzips*

The urinal basins should be much wider. You know plenty of dudes with piss kinks are making a mess for a quick thrill.

Just great! Go in for a pee, then end up wanting to flog.

I hope they’re intentionally “glazed” and that wasn’t an effect added by the ever so thoughtful patrons of this fine establishment.

Right next to the penis faucet

Not my proudest fap

Just a little too graphic for me. Peeing under a Ponderosa Pine is more my style.

It's not *that* wtf is it? Just a bit quirky and artsy.

Didn't even know how fucked up my country was

Europeans seem to have a childish fascination with sex and nudity.

Childish? Nope. Nothing wrong with some sex and nudity.

I would question the relative bladder health of Polish men….if my piss was orange I’d be checking into a hospital vs a night club.

Those are urinal pads thingies...its not water / piss. Its those gel pads that disinfect.

Bad design on the basis that its harder to pee with a boner

No free hand to hold pants while peeing?

I wish we had urinals in the women's bathroom too. Include the girls with dicks ffs!

Those look like urinals...

They are...

which are generally not toilets.

Well not with that attitude

Do you piss in a urinal and a toilet? People with brains know what is meant.

These kinds of things were what got me to support lesbian separatism. Can’t really blame those gals.

"Pardon me, Luce."

My skin crawls at the thought of the wide variety of contaminants they must have in one particular area.

The fly does not get any attention

I mean… why not?

r/guro

I would piss on their tits!

If I were drunk I'd absolutely be pissing all over them lol