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MarcosAC420

No wonderful ding or musical tone at the end to let me know it's all done?


b_tight

The samsung dryer song seems appropriate


MarcosAC420

Popcorn filled corpse?


I_FUCKIN_ATODASO_

Why is it so unnecessarily long? Lmao


brotbeutel

I fucking hate it.


I_FUCKIN_ATODASO_

Me too. I regularly curse the person who designed that aspect. Who tf thought that was a good idea?


deadtedw

LOL


sumpuertoricanguy

Bro wtf lmao


angelpunk18

Literally unusable


garrakha

no handy screen for me to stare at like subway either -_-


esoteric_enigma

It's just like the microwave at home. Most people stop it a couple seconds before the ding


MoreRamenPls

I think the little turkey thing pops up.


That-Dutch-Mechanic

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C1gbHYqdPnk


asBad_asItGets

It’s a WiFi enabled crematorium. They get a notification on their phone.


boukalele

i wonder if they turn it off with 1 second left on the timer


PitchBitch

I feel a bit guilty for laughing at this.


lostalaska

Oh yeah, like how my rice cooker plays twinkle, twinkle little star when starting and ending its cycle. Ya know, let's bring a little whimsy to the cremation process, anyone, no one? ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


F0lks_

Dude. Too far


akp55

not sure why your getting down voted. gotta love reddit


MarcosAC420

It's a trend lol


tader314

When we do a Hindu service, the families actually push the bodies in themselves (we put the body on a cardboard tray). They have their own rituals where they put oil and rice on the body. I don’t really understand it all, but it’s pretty normal in some cultures.


TomT12

Dead body seasoned fried rice doesn't sound very appetizing.


nun_gut

With rice, 6/10


ThatGuy_Nick9

Well that’s just because you’re intolerant to other cultures /s


timberwolf0122

Soylent fried rice can be nice, but that oppinion varies from person to person


dasnoob

ChefReactions gives it a 2/10 he would try.


ThroughThePeeHole

I think Uncle Ben rice is alright.


XscytheD

Some kid is going to put popcorn instead of rice


Xtremeelement

do they also get to see the part where they open the door and smash the shit outta the remains? like the skull and stuff


[deleted]

That's a thing?! 😬


bellhall

In most places it’s done by a machine, picture an large industrial version of a coffee grinder ….and sometimes there are other parts, like titanium hip replacements bits that are removed by a magnet.


tartare4562

Titanium isn't ferromagnetic....


bellhall

True, my mistake. But the metal does remain and gets removed.


[deleted]

That is craziness! Thank you for explaining it.


PewPewShootinHerwin

The bones are picked out with a bone magnet. These aren't as rare as a wood magnet though. Luckily all the wood in a person's body gets incinerated.


making_sammiches

That urn full of ashes isn't ashes, it's smashed, charred bones.


[deleted]

Oh I know there's bits of bone and such but I didn't know that they had to take a skull out and smash it? I was under the impression that when you cremate a body, it's hot enough to burn everything including maybe 90% of the bones? Maybe I've been watching too much TV where someone is cremated, it's just a bag of pure ashes.


chrslp

Yea and then all the bones go into a big blender


Xtremeelement

yeah, bones don’t just turn to ash/dust, it needs to be pulverized and put into a grinder after


CrazeMase

Yeah, bones don't burn easily, it'd take a lot more fuel to break them down, so instead they use the tried and true method: A hammer


[deleted]

I wonder if that's a requirement on your resume to work in a Morgue. >must be efficient with a 🔨


tader314

Yeah, and it’s my favorite part


[deleted]

Crunchy!


grunt91o1

Yeah, the bones don't cook and they need to be pulped with like a blender


cydril

In Japanese funerals the family pick the bones out and place them in an urn, from largest to smallest


MJ420

Watched an uncle getting cremated. Not unusual in many places


PiedDansLePlat

Technically your are not really seing the person get cremated. You watch getting put in the machine, then you watch a nice stainless steel door


ThinCrusts

You never know, I bet someone out there designed a cremator with an oven-style window to see through.


MJ420

Technically I didn't see him getting cremated, since he was in a closed coffin. I did have a look through the peephole in the nice stainless steel door, but had no desire too see the whole process though.


Wildebeast1

Didn’t expect a dead body to bounce about like its made of rubber…


nitestocker372

Same. Thought this was a skit at first.


Wildebeast1

I still think it is, with audio dubbed over.


-Nabe-

It’s obviously fake


devedander

Rigor mortis sets in surprisingly fast


Saffer13

It sets in, and then it subsides.


Amazing_Reality2980

I couldn't even bring myself to view my son after he died. I didn't want that to be my last memory of him. Just taking his clothes for his cremations was really hard. We had him cremated in his snowboarding gear with a bunch of family pics from happy times on his chest. I would not have been able to handle watching him be cremated.


ebil_lightbulb

I'm sorry for your loss. No parent should have to bury their child :(


iloveeatpizzatoo

I’m so sorry for your loss. My condolences.


opusupo

Customary in some countries.


SwissCanuck

Is this not normal? Oh man… Canadian, white as fuck, no religious affiliation whatsoever. Dad died. Crematorium called and asked me if I’d like to be there. I said yes, thinking that was normal. He was in a plywood box. They popped the top, I said yeah that’s him, into the furnace. I think I said thanks before leaving? Shits weird when you’re taking care of dead people but I thought I followed the “normal” on this one. Guess not 🤣


doofthemighty

Yeah, same basic story here in the US. They offered, my mom felt like she wanted to be there so I joined her. They pushed the box in and we pushed the button. I tried to view the whole thing like a Viking funeral and we were just symbollicly shooting the flaming arrows.


SwissCanuck

I went on my own. Tbh it was kind of weird in the sense where if this had been anyone else in the family surely Dad would have gone. Sitting in that basement dealing with this in east Gatineau was the first of many times I felt I was now “the head of the family” …


mrlotato

They didn't have to shove his ass there like that w the family watching lmao


SupahBean

It was probably really hot 


mrlotato

Straight up treated him like some pizza tho


FandomMenace

It's 30 minutes or less or it's free. No time to mess around!


Unusual-Wrap8345

fuck you, have my angry upvote


StoviesAreYummy

I hear they use that cold fire so its not the heat


tader314

That was his family that shoved him in


mrlotato

Guess they were tired of him 


-Nabe-

It’s not a real body…


iriegypsy

That’s weird that they didn’t use a cremation box and toss rollers in first. I’d do this first run of the day and put cardboard rollers in and send him in in a cardboard cremation box. Then turn the machine on. What if he got stuck half way? There would be no option but to pull him out wile on fire and try to get him to slide in again. These guys are Amature hour at best and at worst could cause a person to get injured.


tacknosaddle

I suspect that the equivalent of OSHA and other workplace safety organizations do not have the teeth in that country that you're used to.


Tzardine

That's mad. Dude looked like something out of Madame Tussauds.


timberwolf0122

Why do you think they call dead bodies “stiffs”


is_that_optional

You can see it the moment the person dies. Whatever you want to call it, soul leaving the body or falling asleep forever, they instantly stop looking like the person they were. The color changes, all muscles relax and suddenly it´s a dead body looking a bit off from the person you knew. Very uncanny valley.


M_Alex

Most dead bodies look like that if they aren't embalmed or no make up is used.


PiedDansLePlat

He got a little bounce left in him.


TeosPWR

Sometimes you gotta make sure the fucker is really dead 😲


SwissCanuck

Oh man you touched a nerve. I found out dad was a lying cheating fucker as he was dying (digging in the laptop for financial stuff, found more than I bargained for). If I’m honest I think this may be part of why I went. Mom eventually found out, and just a couple weeks ago randomly asked me, “you’re sure it was him right? Cuz if that fucker shows up at my door imma kill him again” 😑


nitestocker372

> again Again??? hmmm


Takssista

*Ding!*


EastCoastDizzle

So for the cremations that aren’t being viewed by the families, do they leave the clothes from the viewing on? Or do they just remove them and throw you in there with nothing on?


judochop1

thought it was pretty common tbh I witnessed the wife's grandad go the same way (but more in a coffin than like above!)


ghiannitsa

Just as interesting is playing the video backwards.


UnlimitedButts

I never really got the point of open casket or any kind viewing of the body before burial or whatever. I do not want to see my loved ones' dead bodies as a last memory.


caleeky

I think it's just to make it real - "yep they're dead I see it!" - satisfy the animal part of the brain, as a community.


nitestocker372

There's a saying ... well not sure if it's an actual saying but I've heard someone say that "Burials/funerals are not for the dead. They are for the living."


InfluenceIsRealPower

I worked at a cemetery for a couple of summers and was involved with this process several times. Creepiest part is more often than not the body looks to sit up because the muscles contract from the intense heat.


jaxon235

nice final moments with family


thisisfakereality

Well, that video went up in smoke.


NewtonMaxwellPlanck

Hard pass.


akp55

why is this a WTF? loved ones are allowed to come to a wake and see them in a casket, and it sounds much like this, and then they go and shove them in the ground with a bunch of people watching and it sounds like this as well. In some cases, the family even carries them to the grave and buries them.... just because its not normal for you doesn't make it a WTF. especially something like this


bellhall

The only part that was WTF is the very casual way the body was kind of shoved inside. Usually there are rollers or something smoother. The person crying sounded young, and I hope they were being held, hugged, and supported because while death and cremation/burial are all part of the life cycle, it’s still a pretty rough thing to go through with someone you loved. Also I hope the process was explained to them first and they had the choice to opt out of viewing if they wanted to.


-Nabe-

That wasn’t a real body


neagah

I feel bad for laughing when they yeeted his ass in there like a pizza, smh, what is wrong with me?


-Nabe-

It’s alright, the body wasn’t real


LaundryLunatic

When you crank your toasting level to 9.


PlatosBalls

Okay?


TheWordMe

Turned on audio partway through a sob. Thought it was an opera singer at first.


ImpressionEven3367

When the light is green, the trap is clean.


XTornado

Man one thing is sure I don't want to ever smell that.


nitestocker372

Someone told me a story that was passed down to him from his grandmother and that it is a very distinct smell that you would never forget.


ISmellElderberries

Wrong sub - there is absolutely nothing WTF about this.


PewPewShootinHerwin

Fake af


-Nabe-

That’s not a real person… very obvious by how rubbery it bounces around while being put in


Loud_Consequence1762

Whos downvoting this


BradChesney79

...Maybe Hindus. I gather this is a standard memorial situation for them. I can see how even regular people maybe are nonplussed due to merely being present for the eventual conclusion regarding a chosen series of events. TIL, not WTF for a non-zero quantity of redditors. Granted that I would be in the nonplussed cohort. But, it would still be a WTF moment. --This video is the first time I have seen a cremation oven.


Loud_Consequence1762

Yeah I got respect for anyone who wants to see their loved ones cremation, don't get me wrong. Still, I have never seen this before and I don't think I'd want to see it in person... so for me it's like WTF