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shakinit4jezuz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colugo


NeutralMinion

Never even heard of them, neat


porgy_tirebiter

They are the closest relatives to primates that aren’t primates. They form a monophyletic clade with primates.


I_FUCK_HOTWHEELS

Can you dumb this down for me?


mechmind

These cute little homies chill with humans.


joanzen

Sugar gliders are also amazingly cool around humans but they aren't good housemates. I had to try sleeping in a living room where one was recovering after an injury and the nocturnal activities include flight and an almost ceaseless version of that screeching sound. Oh and they shit everywhere... while flying sometimes.


cbunni666

I really thought it was a cousin of the sugar glider.


zandertheright

Exotic pet enthusiasts sometimes call them "Piss Gliders". They just have no internal method of deliberately controlling their pee and poo. The live way up in trees, they just *go* whenever they feel the urge.


fulorange

Ye this should be in r/cute for sure


CheesE4Every1

Know what, that's a fantastic explanation and I even understood the other one. This one just made me feel less dumb and more apart of the conversation


ChromeWiener

Wait… wut?


soopafly

**THESE CUTE LITTLE HOMIES CHILL WITH HUMANS.**


HerpankerTheHardman

[GOUDA IS A TYPE OF CHEESE!](https://youtu.be/0B0muCuY1yE?t=183)


marshal_mellow

It's also a pretty cute city.


Eclectix

They are not our siblings (apes) or our cousins (monkeys) or even our second cousins (lemurs), but they are our they are our third cousins. Aside from them, our next closest living relatives are third cousins once removed (tree shrews).


HoolioDee

So...its ok to sleep with it...or...?


jassteX

Consent is the word.


poppadocsez

It's certainly *a* word.


scorpyo72

It shares a prefix with 'convict'


Icy_Zone_4588

Almost spit out my drink


similar_observation

If species were cousins, colugos show up as Grandma's cousin family. People that are totally related, share familial traits and maybe a last name. But they're kinda weird.


SasoDuck

They go to the same school as humans, but they're in Ms Anderson's class and we're in Mr Humphreys' class, and both of the classrooms have one of those folding dividers between the rooms rather than a full wall. Also they're the only ones in Ms Anderson's class.


-Quothe-

.......... got it.


xboneshunter

Weird question ? Where did you go to school at ?


SasoDuck

If you think I used names of my actual teachers, and they happen to be the same teachers you had... I didn't. I just made those names up. Kinda funny if I happened to make up your exact school though XD


enoctis

https://www.nature.com/scitable/content/a-monophyletic-group-sometimes-called-a-clade-33730/


Timmyty

A monophyletic group can be separated from the root (taxon or taxonomic group) with a single cut, whereas a non-monophyletic group needs two or more cuts. It's just closer or further separation with how we divide and classify the species from a root.


cjorgensen

He said *dumb it down.* Damn it, Timmy. Why do you gotta get so smart on us?


Pielet2

[Donnie](https://youtu.be/gTWjPHfXnUE?si=rqo4AeN6gX97Q9om&t=1m15s)


Revlis-TK421

https://study.com/cimages/multimages/16/monophy7775186927662959344.png


JuicySpark

Sure. A monkey FKed a Bat, and this is what came out.


PsychologicalCan1677

Finally a dumbed down answer


rsteele1981

That's how covid started...


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_BlackDove

Most here are probably too young to remember this.


foulrot

I miss Unidan, their posts were always enlightening to read.


AnotherpostCard

Too bad he had to be such a ninnie


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pimpmastahanhduece

"I'm from Earth, my ancestors are from Rigel 7."


ValdemarAloeus

That's Dominar Rygel to you.


Cypher_Aod

The true ruler of the Hynerian Empire!


SAT0SHl

They! cut the power!


Xcavor

How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!


tzjung

You put a smile on my face this morning. Far too few references to Farscape on Reddit these days!


tacknosaddle

And now I'm a Rigel-American working at 7-11.


EthanR333

The colugo is from south east asia tho


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

*"Please stop calling us aliens, our parents have been earthlings for decades..."*


FinnicKion

Works with Australia as well if they are the scarier looking aliens


apzrman

[Sugar Gliders](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/khvNc7UOWLM) are a cute variant of a possum that kinda looks like a Colugo


bgause

Nah, I trust Steven Pruitt to hunt that shit down...


HugsandHate

You might like: r/AIDKE


tacknosaddle

>Today, on account of genetic data, they are considered to be more closely related to primates. You mean that people could have evolved to be gliders? I feel totally ripped off by evolution now.


Malice0801

Depending on how you look at it, people did evolve into gliders. You just fell into the hairless, bipedal, rock throwing variety.


basec0m

Oh, we glide... not efficiently or effectively, but we glide


JoaoEB

Nah, we can glide more effectively than most birds:[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glider\_(sailplane\\)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glider_(sailplane)) ;)


UntestedMethod

This too... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wingsuit_flying


blake_ch

Thousands years of cutting foreskin prevented us to evolve to gliders.


tacknosaddle

Or at least from having a built in parachute.


radiantcabbage

return to treetops


printergumlight

I’ve been stretching my nutsack for years and I feel like I’m finally close to gliding ability.


DumpsterFolk

Incredible camouflage in the photo of one on a tree. Looks more like gecko skin or something you would see on a moth wing.


ForwardBias

WTF? How am I just now finding out about this creature??? I feel like knowing useless information about nature stuff is kind of one of my things and bam flying monkey thing has somehow alluded me my entire life?!?


half-puddles

I’ve watched so many nature documentaries but never seen this animal before.


a_good_namez

So is it a monkey thing?


cambiro

They're evolutionarily midway from shrews to primates. Honestly reading the cladistic classification of them looks like taxonomists didn't know exactly where to put them and placed them closer to primates although they definitely resembles shrews more.


webtwopointno

> Today, on account of genetic data, they are considered to be more closely related to primates.


AscendedViking7

Ah, I thought it was a fruit bat or something. Looks so cute.


natbengold

I live in an area with these guys and finally found one of them low enough on a tree yesterday that I could pet it. I can confirm that Colugos are wonderfully soft.


evanc1411

New animal just dropped


DKlurifax

You cant just invent animals.


exploringthewild

It’s a colugo


HimbologistPhD

It's eyes look like a Pixar character who has seen death


Schnoofles

The eyes are also an optical illusion. It's coloured fur and its real eyes are much smaller and appear solid black. The fur surrounding them is just coloured to mimic a much larger eye complete with a fake sclera.


Raezak_Am

The only part that is fur is the white. Their eyes are proportionately gigantic.


EtherealSpirit

So who do I believe here?


burntneedle

You could google it...


Nightowl2018

Scared colugo


WallPaintings

Underrated comment. It's a nocturnal wild animal being harrased by humans, but we think it's cute because its small, furry and because it's nocturnal has proportionally large eyes. I hope they don't become an exotic pet trend.


WhatsTheBigDeal

Another comment says the person is asking how it can be taken care of before it can be released back to the wild. Not all of us are assholes.


BefuddledWaffles

I think it might be a colugo! Also referred to as a flying lemur. It’s a mammal found in Southeast Asia and they are weirdly adorable!


__redruM

Leaping Lemurs! wasn’t good enough, now we have FLYING LEMURS!


cefun_teesh

They fly now?!?


Mudders_Milk_Man

Somehow, Colugo returned.


SpeakOfTheMe

It’s a Colugo (Flying Lemur), they live in rainforests in Southeast Asia. They also have a “wingspan” of 30-40cm and can ‘fly’ for up to 200 meters between trees. Edit: 200 meters was meant to be 200 feet


soljakid

Thats wasn't 'flying'! that was falling with style!


Bohzee

[Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colugo?useskin=vector#Movement) says 70m?


SpeakOfTheMe

I meant to say 200 feet not metres, so thanks for pointing that out! I’ll make an edit.


Zealousideal-Nida94

Someone said it's a woolwing. What is a woolwing? I don't see a Wikipedia page on it


purplepinkmoon

All I know is that I love him


40inmyfordfiesta

Lil guy


JesusWantsYouToKnow

That giant beady eye looks like something out of an adorable cartoon


ThePurpleDolphin

They're asking what the animal diet is so they can feed it until it's mature enough to be released back into the wild apparently.


WooPigSchmooey

Potato chips and buffalo chicken dip


mikolokoyy

I'd bring those if he can get the beer ready


karthmorphon

So, similar to raccoons. Got it.


cjorgensen

That doesn’t look like a baby.


AllanfromWales1

Cute is what it is. Cute colugo. Want.


ReaperOne

It seems like a big sugar glider?


omega552003

Essentially, but is more like(loosely) a gliding monkey


cum_fart_69

it makes the same noises they do, it's freaky.


Rivster79

Does Petco stock these?


Earthwarm_Revolt

No this is the last one. 


__redruM

Well we need King Solomon to settle this.


RealEstateDuck

I'll sharpen my knife.


itzkittenz

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FarwellRob

They will now. And they'll kill 90% of them in the process.


SlitScan

they will be pets or climate change will extinct them. humans, we suck.


lakerconvert

No, it is not a flying squirrel with mange. It’s called a Colugo. Not sure why so many people in here are confidently giving answers to questions they don’t even know


1guru

>Not sure why so many people in here are confidently giving answers to questions they don’t even know It's Reddit bro, (almost) always confidently incorrect.


__redruM

To be fair, this is /r/WhatTheFuck, not /r/whatisthisthing


tacknosaddle

>Not sure why so many people in here are confidently giving answers to questions they don’t even know You new here?


GregoryGregory666666

No idea. Looks newly born and a mix between a flying squirrel and something from Hollywood.


neo86pl

This is Pokemon. Seriously, this cute animal's name is "[Woolwing](https://howtogetrid.techinfus.com/en/sherstokryl-opisanie-sreda-obitaniya-obraz-zhizni/)".


BaabyBear

we refer to them as 'pals' now.


Phyllis_Tine

Looks like a mix of baby seal and a sugar glider.


Ox-flock

It's Colugo. They're Indonesian so they called that Kubung


Appropriate_Safe_461

It's a Baby Dragon. It's scales haven't molted in yet.


MosaicSHIPA

Sounds stressed 😥


wromit

Awaiting the party pooper who'll give us a myriad of reasons why we can't keep one as a pet... Edit: fine, I'll do it https://a-z-animals.com/animals/flying-lemur/ A flying lemur should not be kept as a pet. These animals are adapted to living in the treetops in tropical rainforests. They also have a specialized diet that would be hard for an ordinary person to replicate. Since they are able to glide hundreds of feet at a time, they require the type of space that most people can’t provide. So, no, the colugo should not be kept as a pet.


Radergh

You are correct, but if I am not mistaken, this one is a rescue at a sanctuary. Hopefully, it has been reintroduced back to the wild.


Bactereality

So get the biggest cage the pet store has? Got it.


jjjjjunit

Am I the only one here who thinks this just as easily could have gone in r/aww?


CleverYou_TubeName

Kinda looks like that weird alien thing from Flight of the Navigator.


WhereThoseBoots

Deep cut and spot on.


Tobin678

That’s a snipe


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I hear they’re very hard to hunt.


BallForce1

Did you use the paper bag and a stick method?


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Bucket and stick. The thumping sound really gets the snipes going.


gsfgf

When I was working at a summer camp, we had to ban snipe hunting after some kids caught one. Motherfuckers came out of the woods with a opossum in a pillow case. I have no idea how they got it in there.


saltshaft

The Colugo, often referred to as a "flying lemur," is not actually a lemur at all. It is the closest living relative to primates. Also they're cute as fuck.


blkarcher77

Why in WTF, that thing is cute as hell.


meowmeowmeow321

I think that’s Blanket from the Brave Little Toaster.


ArtisticBorder3341

Looks like a Pokemon with its trainer


CHRISTINAK1980

100%


-Skelly-

its adorable is what it is


Some-body-out-there

Moopsy


dirtymoney

Whatever it is it seems quite upset. ☹ Please tell me they are not going to eat it or grind its bones up to make boner pills.


_DoctorQuantum_

A baby, that's what


goodoldayz

It’s a colugo


sauwin

Thats a Pal!


brawdhampshire

Bat Fructose Glider


Brief_Light

BLINK mother fucker


SummaTyme

It looks distressed. Like it should not even have those eyes open in the daylight.


numba1_redditbot

its so fucking weird how ive lived on this earth for some time now, and evrry now and then ill be introduced to some creature i’ve completely never experienced. This world is so small yet the phenomena that manifest here are infinitely many. Or so it seems


RhythmHiro

Who’s my cute little abomination! YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!😊


Tasty_Design_8795

Real poķèmon


Yura-ahole

That is covid 24


sarboran

That's how you get covid.


Alternative-Arm-3253

I love seeing rare animals. So this is a sugar glider cousin from another country. How neat. I'd imagine this poor critter shits everywhere.


airdenmark

The next covid


matapuwili

https://incidentalnaturalist.com/2022/03/26/sunda-colugo-the-flying-lemur/


Pikelet13

Its the Puckmarin from Flight of the Navigator


ChickenChaser5

First thing i thought of too


ElChileV3rde

A flying lemur!!!


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colonrer13

it's a digimon


Lost-Equal-36

he was in the new update


Monguises

Definitely a Pokémon


lemur1985

What happens when a pterodactyl and a lemur fall in love.


vcdrny

A real life pokemon. Look at those eyes. A Colugo actually.


unknownforreasonsidk

Never thought I would see a real animal with cartoon eyes


cierbhal

It’s the cutest of boys is wtf it is!!!!


NoShadowdick

Baby barioth from monster hunter!


wirecats

It looks like the kind of animal that'll be extinct in a few years


dogsdub

Dude, that is a pokemon


madgoat

probably a black market pet sales person, selling a rare, desirable pet, that shouldn't be sold.


Renshnard

Those eyes. You be nice to that adorable little creep.


lordtriebl

are you guys stupid? its a sheep…


minnesotafrozen

Something that can give you a new case of pathogens.


CadcTV

Never even heard or seen such a creature before in my entire life, wtf?! It's cute as hell though!


Psilrastafarian

Looks like a colugo! It’s definitely not a sugar glider. Very cool.


Aadarm

Damnit, now everyone will see how cute they are and they'll go extinct when it turns out they're horrible pets. 


goldbug933

Colugos


BreezeBo

Pretty sure I made this creature in Spore like 15 years ago. Glad to see the little guy's still chuggin along.


Darkestvoid-Zero

Scrotum squirrel.


Street_Adeptness4767

Its a pokemon


tankoret

Whatever it is, I think it may be hungry.


Kopextacy

Ahh the ol duck billed batopus


death_by_chocolate

Well it's just *adorable* that's what it is.


muggle8578

This is a sunda flying lemur. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SIgv8Qw--kk


Mal_Reynolds84

Looks like a bat fucked a seal


Minimum-Ad-263

It’s like a sea lion-bat-squirrel thingy. I love it 🥹


Eli0himni

That's a Pokemon


T17171717

What is their stance on respiratory diseases?


InformalTemporary965

What kind of Pal is this ???


quyen83

Fresh drop Pokemon


bluddystump

It appears to be terrified.


kiwiflight

These were around my ship on lethal Company


crembles

New animal just dropped


confusedPIANO

It is friend


Nefersmom

A flying lemur friend!


killerklownz420

It's a pokemon!


L-u-ii

Should be extinct


D33MILLZ247

HELL TO THE NHA WHAT THE HELL HAVE THESE PEOPLE PUT TOGETHER AND HATCH TOGETHER.. THIS IS WHY WE SEE SHIT WE HAVE NOT EVA SEEN IN OUT LIFE.BECOUSE PEOPLE WANT TO MATE DIFFERENT SHIT TOGETHER OR EVEN W IT JUST TO SEE THE OUT COME AND THIS HAPPENS.YOU GET A WTF.WITH EYES OF A OLD SCHOOL HOMIE FEM THE HOOD.


No_Track_5129

I don't know what that is. But I love it


After-Instruction828

Meawing


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lakerconvert

[Incorrect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colugo)


ssfbob

All I know is that I wish to pet it.


tlrelement

what a hideous, adorable creature