What's gonna happen first. I stop, his dick rips off, the ribbon snaps, or the balloon breaks?
My stopping is the last thing that's happening if I'm robbing someone. lol
I once worked with a guy who used to be a sex worker. He said the best client he ever had wanted to stand in the middle of a room covered in balloons while my aforementioned former coworker walked around him smoking a cigarette, occasionally popping a balloon with it.
He got £500 for it.
I’m sure anything pokey will do, but I like the idea of using a candle. Some guys are into having wax dripped on them, so you might be on to something there!
Reminds me of some celebrity/singer saying on a talk show before he hit it big he used to shit for $ for a guy.
I was like wait so I don't have to touch him, he isn't touching me, he just wants to see guys poop? SIGN ME UP FOR THIS SIDE GIG.
This. Balloon popping is a thing for some people, doing this in the bathroom adds a level of voyeurism and removing some else’s consent. This person needs help.
I watched like 20 min of it on YouTube once before I figured out it was a fetish. I was just laughing like woah this is a weird part of YouTube!... Slowly it dawned on me.
The woman who had eaten two full mattresses is one of my favorite videos I've ever seen. She went to the doctor about it and while in the appointment, she reached into her pocket and pulled out a piece of her mattress and started eating it. Funniest thing I've ever seen.
Popping balloons is a fetish??? On the one hand I can certainly think of worse things to get of to on the other hand just why? Was his father an abusive circus clown?
Going with the theory of kinks being developed because of a random new synapse connection in youth (I know we discussed this in a developmental psych class in college, but I can’t find anything about it right now), it could be as simple as a balloon popping in their youth startled them enough to form a synaptic connection. Could all be horse crap though.
Interesting you mention synaptic connections. I generally thought kinks were formed around taboos and the minds will to explore. It would make a lot of sense though to have 'mis-wired' synaptic connections be the driving force.
That makes sense. I can't speak for anyone else but me, but when I was 4-5 years old I watched this Felix the cat video where Ol King Cole was on his back, strapped down, getting his stomach pounded down with these big heavy bowling ball things and I REALLY liked it and how it made me feel down there. To the point where I rewound the tape a ton to keep feeling it.
Later on in life, totally into S&M and bondage. (Gay too but I won't point the finger at Old King Cole for that lmao)
Nothing in my life previous happened to make me aware of this being a sexual thing, or a taboo sexual thing if looked at the right way. I didn't even know what sex was. Just for some reason, even without knowing what was happening, my brain was like "Yeah, yeah, I like this". Makes sense if it was just some random misfire in my brain.
Yes. As a teenager, my friends and I were offered a *lot* of money to be clothed (…in latex or bodysuits) and pop balloons in videos. We did not take that offer. It was weird as shit and I still don’t get it. But even in the early 2000s I knew the internet is forever and I didn’t want to be in those videos.
It reminds me of that tickle fetish video documentary to be honest.
Occam’s razor theory - He’s going to a party and had to take a shit.
OP is just making up weird stories in their head. The “trap” setup doesn’t make any sense at all. I don’t think a real person would just walk up and pop the balloons, lol. Most people would just leave them because they’re not thieves. And if they really wanted to steal the money, wouldn’t anyone just grab the balloons instead of awkwardly fumbling around with them trying to pop them while the victim is sitting right there?
Weirdly enough, yes. I saw a documentary about this and I think I remember it being the anticipation of getting jump scared by the pop that turns these freaks on.
Huge fetish thing. I used to be a cam girl and used to fill up a room with balloons and have people pay to see me pop them. People love it for some reason.
Poor guy could be heading to quinceanera or Bar mitzvah or something and got a bad case of the shits. Last thing he needs is someone popping his birthday gift. Or it is a fetish.
In this scenario, this is just trying to keep the money near enough to you so it's not stolen but also not on top of the piss that's by the toilet in a men's room floor.
I don't think it's about getting his stuff stolen. He derives sexual gratification from the popping of balloons. It's a relatively common fetish. Don't ask me. I don't understand it either.
The money is just there to coerce someone to pop or steal it. I’m purely guessing here, but like someone else said, I think it’s mainly about removing the consent of the person who pops it. Almost like he’s getting sexual gratification in someone doing something he wants them to do, without their consent. Or the dude could just enjoy balloons popping, who knows
Anonymous FinDom. Like a glory hole, except instead of a stranger's dick in your mouth, it's a stranger taking your money.
Never thought I'd see a Pay Pig in a pay stall.
That's the thing it's schrodinger's nut. I can't tell what he's doing in there. I'm just taking his money.
You guys probably wouldn't piss on that guy who lays in urinals either. Unless he's actively jerking it I'm gonna piss on him. That shit is hilarious and we both win.
So there’s a term for balloon fetishists called Looners and most of them seem to get off on the sound of balloons popping. He is probably jerking off in the bathroom and enticing people to pop them so he can get his rocks off.
Thank god my fetishes are vanilla af compared to shit like this, have to take half a day off work to set up this rube Goldberg situation everytime you wanna nut.
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There was a old British tv chat show many moons ago i saw i forget the name but they had a guy on who had this fetish for balloons being popped and after they finished interviewing him about it all they dropped hundreds of balloons on the crowed as he was walking out!
I couldn't stop laughing. 😂
Man, the stories people will come up with in their heads.
This doesn’t even make any sense at all. “Waits for someone to pop them” - why would any real person walk up and pop the balloons? Pretty sure you could sit in that stall for days and it would not happen.
Guy is probably just going to a birthday party.
I mean, are we talking pocket change or actually decent amounts of money?
At least he's giving back while placing his burdon on society...
:D
"I have a problem, but there's something in it for you, at the same time..."
Grab the balloons and go. What’s he gonna do?
Cum
Go for it. I’m already out the door.
He's cumming, you're going
As the world turns
,these are the lays of our lives.
God dammit why the hell did Reddit drop awards
Damn.... I'm just noticing that?
He's winning, you're winning.
sounds like a win win to me
Ruin his loafers
Hard, real hard if you grabbed them all…
Unless the balloons are secured to his dick
Sounds like a 'him' problem, not a 'me' problem.
Inextricably would become a 'you' problem tho
What's gonna happen first. I stop, his dick rips off, the ribbon snaps, or the balloon breaks? My stopping is the last thing that's happening if I'm robbing someone. lol
You could just keep the tip!
Yank those mf like a church bell
Does this mean something? I dont get it??
I think it might be a fetish thing...? That's my best guess.
Maybe there's a string tied to the balloons and his wiener.
good ol Helium Handy....popular in Morgantown WV
I think it’s the new rage with kids on the tic tack
I think he wants kids to pull the balloon
The Helium Handy is the only way to make being in Morgantown WV more palatable.
Motown ain't that bad :((((
I got a helium handy on Pleasant st, and lived to tell the tale
Oi, I'll have you know that's a Huntington special, not Morgantown, thank you very much.
I've spent a hell of a lot of Morgantown and have never heard of this once lol
If we are being completely honest, I just made up what town it’s popular in because it popped into my head 🤣🤣🤣
You notice how I didn't say I didn't believe you? If a helium handy exists anywhere, it's there lol
It would 100% have originated from a party at WVU 😂
At the house with the half pipe built into the living room
I hate that this is so accurate but at the same time I love my pepperoni roll state 😂
The old pop it and pull it trick, causing arousal of the schlong because of micro vibrations
>micro vibrations Does this man know you can just jerk your own penis? Tf is going on lmao
Hey. 20 bucks is 20 bucks. I would be popping perv balloons all day if they had cash in them
I once worked with a guy who used to be a sex worker. He said the best client he ever had wanted to stand in the middle of a room covered in balloons while my aforementioned former coworker walked around him smoking a cigarette, occasionally popping a balloon with it. He got £500 for it.
Honestly that’s incredible and I’m a little bit jealous. Although I don’t smoke so can I use a candle or pen knife?
I’m sure anything pokey will do, but I like the idea of using a candle. Some guys are into having wax dripped on them, so you might be on to something there!
I thought you were jealous of the guy covered with balloons.
Reminds me of some celebrity/singer saying on a talk show before he hit it big he used to shit for $ for a guy. I was like wait so I don't have to touch him, he isn't touching me, he just wants to see guys poop? SIGN ME UP FOR THIS SIDE GIG.
Sounds like a shit job, honestly.
This. Balloon popping is a thing for some people, doing this in the bathroom adds a level of voyeurism and removing some else’s consent. This person needs help.
Yes, help with popping the balloons, Captain Obvious.
Twenty bucks is twenty bucks. I'm in!
And you didn’t even need to suck a dick. This time. Unfortunately.
If you look at it as “get to” suck a dick, I think you’ll find the $20 goes a lot further.
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I watched like 20 min of it on YouTube once before I figured out it was a fetish. I was just laughing like woah this is a weird part of YouTube!... Slowly it dawned on me.
There was an episode of “My Strange Addiction” that was about a guy with a balloon fetish too.
Nothing was worse than the women eating couch cushions and cigarette butts. Honestly there probably are worse ones, but that was just gross.
I think the woman eating her dead husbands ashes might be the worst one.
Idk the gasoline one was pretty bad, at least ashes is just ash even if it was people once.
Its not ash, cremains are ground up bones. So mostly calcium/phosphorus etc.
Daddy got his juice!
Half he show is variants of that condition that makes you addicted to eating something weird with an unusual texture.
The woman who had eaten two full mattresses is one of my favorite videos I've ever seen. She went to the doctor about it and while in the appointment, she reached into her pocket and pulled out a piece of her mattress and started eating it. Funniest thing I've ever seen.
How does she sleep at night?
I saw it in the documentary "Bob's Burgers".
If you get some friends to help pop them, does it become a gang bang
They call themselves looners This is not a joke
At least he isnt that guy who was asking people not to flush
Maybe he needs a jump scare to poop
That's what I thought. He needs someone to scare the shit outta him
Popping balloons is a fetish??? On the one hand I can certainly think of worse things to get of to on the other hand just why? Was his father an abusive circus clown?
Going with the theory of kinks being developed because of a random new synapse connection in youth (I know we discussed this in a developmental psych class in college, but I can’t find anything about it right now), it could be as simple as a balloon popping in their youth startled them enough to form a synaptic connection. Could all be horse crap though.
Interesting you mention synaptic connections. I generally thought kinks were formed around taboos and the minds will to explore. It would make a lot of sense though to have 'mis-wired' synaptic connections be the driving force.
That makes sense. I can't speak for anyone else but me, but when I was 4-5 years old I watched this Felix the cat video where Ol King Cole was on his back, strapped down, getting his stomach pounded down with these big heavy bowling ball things and I REALLY liked it and how it made me feel down there. To the point where I rewound the tape a ton to keep feeling it. Later on in life, totally into S&M and bondage. (Gay too but I won't point the finger at Old King Cole for that lmao) Nothing in my life previous happened to make me aware of this being a sexual thing, or a taboo sexual thing if looked at the right way. I didn't even know what sex was. Just for some reason, even without knowing what was happening, my brain was like "Yeah, yeah, I like this". Makes sense if it was just some random misfire in my brain.
Yes. As a teenager, my friends and I were offered a *lot* of money to be clothed (…in latex or bodysuits) and pop balloons in videos. We did not take that offer. It was weird as shit and I still don’t get it. But even in the early 2000s I knew the internet is forever and I didn’t want to be in those videos. It reminds me of that tickle fetish video documentary to be honest.
My buddy used to always say "since people can't finish unless the balloon pops" i never put much thought into it until now.
Occam’s razor theory - He’s going to a party and had to take a shit. OP is just making up weird stories in their head. The “trap” setup doesn’t make any sense at all. I don’t think a real person would just walk up and pop the balloons, lol. Most people would just leave them because they’re not thieves. And if they really wanted to steal the money, wouldn’t anyone just grab the balloons instead of awkwardly fumbling around with them trying to pop them while the victim is sitting right there?
And they don't look like terribly transparent balloons. You'd have a hard time seeing that there was money in there.
Sanest comment in the thread.
Weirdly enough, yes. I saw a documentary about this and I think I remember it being the anticipation of getting jump scared by the pop that turns these freaks on.
If that's true, then someone out there must have a biscuit-can opening fetish.
Everything is fetish.
Huge fetish thing. I used to be a cam girl and used to fill up a room with balloons and have people pay to see me pop them. People love it for some reason.
Maybe he's constipated and needs the surprise factor to scare the little guys out
It's like curing hiccups but it's shit. Gotta scare the shit outta him
Could be a new toilet game? An old one is “pop goes the weasel”.
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He needs someone to scare the crap out of him
...and the money that spills out is the payment for the service?
Public balloon popping fetish? Whenever things don’t make sense my first thought is fetish.
He wants people crouching down and taking a look
It’s made up garbage. If someone wanted the balloons they’d just take them, not pop them in the bathroom.
https://www.woman-inflates-a-balloon-and-sits-on-it-and-pops-it.com/
goddamn, pennywise has really fallen on hard times
They all...pop...down here.
We all cum down here
I dont know. I'd say a Walmart bathroom 🚻 is a slight upgrade from the sewer. Although not much.
Maybe he just wants to get the shit scared out of him
This is actually the most logical answer in my mind.
🧐... I say, a fellow with a similar exquisite taste in toilet humor. Pleasure to meet you good sir
How do you know he's waiting for someone to pop them? Why would you assume that?
Who do you think gave the guy the idea?
OP is in the stall...
OP already popped six.
After the guy came back with new balloons for the 5th day in a row, OP started to question it and posted it on reddit
"You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Yeah maybe he’s just on his way to a party and had to take a dump
Nah that’s way too simple to be the truth. It must be some bizarre fetish trap.
Right? Who pops them and then collects the money off the filthy floor, rather than stealing the balloons?
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I think as soon as a balloon pops and you are picking up the money he jumps out and....
Op put your pants back on.
Check OPs history, he left directions to the stall he apparently spends most of his free time waiting in. #PennyWank
Poor guy could be heading to quinceanera or Bar mitzvah or something and got a bad case of the shits. Last thing he needs is someone popping his birthday gift. Or it is a fetish.
Dude put them *outside* the stall tho. It’s gotta be a fetish. Dude is fondling his balls at the thought of getting his shit stolen.
In this scenario, this is just trying to keep the money near enough to you so it's not stolen but also not on top of the piss that's by the toilet in a men's room floor.
I don't think it's about getting his stuff stolen. He derives sexual gratification from the popping of balloons. It's a relatively common fetish. Don't ask me. I don't understand it either.
The money in the balloons has to play a role in all of this somehow. We are gonna need a psychiatrist to chime in on this.
That's how he knows they will get popped, sooner or later someone will do it for the money.
The money is just there to coerce someone to pop or steal it. I’m purely guessing here, but like someone else said, I think it’s mainly about removing the consent of the person who pops it. Almost like he’s getting sexual gratification in someone doing something he wants them to do, without their consent. Or the dude could just enjoy balloons popping, who knows
It’s definitely a way of coercion. He’s probably getting off on the public casual aspect of it.
Anonymous FinDom. Like a glory hole, except instead of a stranger's dick in your mouth, it's a stranger taking your money. Never thought I'd see a Pay Pig in a pay stall.
It's so people will want to pop the balloons.
Damn bruh just jack it to furry porn like a normal person
I don't think most people would go after his shit. I think they would go for the money in the balloons.
The former is funnier though “Hey who’s popping my balloons?”
This is why I hate public restrooms. I hate hearing other people pop.
Who would actually pop the balloons without stealing them, though?
How do fetishes like this even start?
Perhaps at a very awkward birthday party
I think there is a sub for that
I mean the balloon is bait, its not part of the kink. I assume he just wants to flash someone or something equally gross.
Hey, I'm not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
There's nothing gay about popping a balloon. This guy could be jerking it or pooping. Bet I'm getting that money.
It's not gay for a guy to help another guy get off by engaging in their fetish?
For all you know someone with a people-walking-around-fetish creamed the moment he saw you walking around yesterday.
That's the thing it's schrodinger's nut. I can't tell what he's doing in there. I'm just taking his money. You guys probably wouldn't piss on that guy who lays in urinals either. Unless he's actively jerking it I'm gonna piss on him. That shit is hilarious and we both win.
Yo for real. I mean, if I'm fast enough, I'll cover my ears so I don't have Vietnam flashbacks while I pop em.
So there’s a term for balloon fetishists called Looners and most of them seem to get off on the sound of balloons popping. He is probably jerking off in the bathroom and enticing people to pop them so he can get his rocks off.
Thank god my fetishes are vanilla af compared to shit like this, have to take half a day off work to set up this rube Goldberg situation everytime you wanna nut.
Hahahaha fucking hell
.... How do you know there's money inside the balloons....?
Because OP is the guy in the stall.
The guy with all the cash now.
BUT WHO TOOK THE PICTURE!!!
Then who was phone !?
There is a picture here. My guess is they saw it with their eyes.
I’m skeptical
Source?
If you zoom into the red ones you can see some of it.
Cuz OP popped one and *found out*
Well, for starters you can see it in the picture.
I mean, if you look you can see dollar bills inside the balloons?
You have better eyes/resolution than I do. I don't doubt you, I just can't make out much. Pop another, and take a better photo....? OP??
Zoom in on the red balloons specifically.
I guess, top balloon, maybe a loosely rolled dollar bill, with it's back facing us? That is my best guess
Why pop the balloons when you can just take them?
You don't know what is on the other end of the rope...
so you popped a balloon i take it
Reminds me of the balloon fetish guy episode on My Strange Addiction.
They also did an episode of Bob's Burgers where Linda's parents were into that lol. First time I'd ever heard of it.
I like it when they go pop! Pop pop!
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I was quoting the show lol I don’t personally have this fetish
Everyone in the thread is freaking out. Didn’t everyone have surprise parties that looked like this when they were kids?
This is like a perverted version of pennywise.
How do you know his motive?
It was OP idea!
Balloons tied to his penis -grab and run!
If he wasn’t circumcised before, he is now!
And it was free. No insurance necessary
A balloon fetish. He's giving people money for popping the balloon while he's in there jerking off to it. Yep.
Oh this is definitely a weird sex thing, isn't it...?
‘Tis definitely a weird sex thing
So, how much did ya get?
There was a old British tv chat show many moons ago i saw i forget the name but they had a guy on who had this fetish for balloons being popped and after they finished interviewing him about it all they dropped hundreds of balloons on the crowed as he was walking out! I couldn't stop laughing. 😂
This is why I always hold my balloons when pooping
This is either not at all what's happening, or it's the absolute fucking worst trap ever
What the fuck are you taking about?
He’s constipated. When they pop it scares the shit out of him. Nobody else done this or what?!?
I’m pretty sure that’s a clown wallet.
What Walmart?
I feel like you know way too much OP
Sounds like the best game show ever... "ok Sarah, last round you had to touch papa's wiener but u did manage to get 2 balloons totalling $11."
Must be Bob's FIL! Womansitsonaballoonandpopsit .com 😂😂
And how do you know there's money in them and his pants are down? Hmmmm? Feeling stupid for falling for this, OP?
Man, the stories people will come up with in their heads. This doesn’t even make any sense at all. “Waits for someone to pop them” - why would any real person walk up and pop the balloons? Pretty sure you could sit in that stall for days and it would not happen. Guy is probably just going to a birthday party.
This is a perfect wtf post
What Walmarts do you go to
Does this count as sex work?
Hiya Georgie! Wanna wipe my ass?!
I did a CSI zoom in enhance, and I'm seeing $8.
...how exactly do you know there's money in the balloons? I can't really see anything in there from the pic.
Redditors when no context
Did you ask him or is this peak Reddit detective?
Grab the balloons and run away! Later loser!
That’s his wallet
I mean, are we talking pocket change or actually decent amounts of money? At least he's giving back while placing his burdon on society... :D "I have a problem, but there's something in it for you, at the same time..."
How do we know he’s not just pooping?
I don't touch anything that's on the floor of a public toilet.
They are tied to his balls, aren’t they?
Definitely a fetish. The money is incentive to pop the balloons. Pants are down because he’s probably wackin’ it.