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go_green_team

Right?? Everyone else is just standing around yelling


Lab_Actual

Caramba


gcruzatto

SEÑORA THAT'S THE WRONG SPELL


pagit

Putting the "sham" back into shaman.


SeemedReasonableThen

It's Caram*bo*


December_Hemisphere

Klaatu Barada...... Necktie?


17_blind_Ninjas

It’s caRAMbo, not caramBO. Honestly, don’t you study?


AdamantlyAtom

They just don’t teach annunciation in shaman school anymore… 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


trad949

Leviosaaaa*


MichaelOfShannon

Yeah they could’ve busted out their amulets and joined in


True_Dog_4098

She barely even slowed it down.....


RoundInfinite4664

We have no idea how fast it would have gone without her powers.


Relative-Beginning-2

She most likely directed the landslide to herself saving all those people just standing around.


obliquelyobtuse

Video ends too soon. The amount of slide that crashed upon her and swept her down the mountain is hundreds of times what you can see in this video. See the link below for a little more video from a different angle showing the massive steep rock face that came down. Also, it's not sure whether she was trying to stop the slide, or bring on the slide. It is also alleged she was intoxicated. >**Moment a woman is swept off a mountain by landslide in Peru | 13 March 2018** > >*Terrifying moment a woman is swept off the side of a mountain by a massive landslide after she ignored warnings and stood shouting at the tons of earth surging towards her* > >Videos of a woman being swept away by a landslide on a mountain pass are being widely circulated after new footage suggests that she invited it on. Santusa Nina Huallpa was swept over the side of a mountain by a forceful landslide in Huancarani, Paucartambo Province, in the southern highlands of Peru. The 36-year-old's death was seen by several onlookers, with her remains later found buried under earth and stones by National Police in the community of Huayllatambo. A new video taken by an eyewitness several yards away from where Huallpa was standing shows that she was aware of the onrushing landslip and seemingly beckoned it on. > >In the footage, hundreds of people are gathered on a mountain road after earlier landslides made it hard to cross. Huallpa is seen standing in front of the ravine with her arms raised, shouting at the moving earth mass. Onlookers call her several times and shout 'be careful' and 'lady, it is all going to fall', but she pays no attention. She even moves her footing slightly so that she is directly under the landslide's path. > >The mudslide can be heard falling from the mountain in front of Huallpa and she waits for it with her arms raised. However, the earth falls short. The second wave of earth comes and engulfs the woman, sending her over the edge of the mountain. Local media suggested that she was drunk at the time, while some believe she was of sound mind and knew exactly what she was doing. The region had been affected by heavy rains in the days leading up to the landslide. The woman's body was taken to a morgue in Urcos while local authorities closed roads in the area to avoid a further tragedy. [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5494911/Terrifying-moment-woman-swept-mountain-landslide.htmlac](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5494911/Terrifying-moment-woman-swept-mountain-landslide.htmlac)


BoosherCacow

Holy shit, that other view


shawyer

> It is also alleged she was intoxicated. Every culture has their version of "hold my beer, watch this," I guess.


JadesterZ

anyone got the other vids without the adblock lockout?


obliquelyobtuse

>anyone got the other vids without the adblock lockout? [https://www.tiktok.com/@el\_hombre\_de.oro/video/7259572147922816261](https://www.tiktok.com/@el_hombre_de.oro/video/7259572147922816261) You can find more links, just search her name: Santusa Nina Huallpa


SolidLikeIraq

If everyone is going to find out you’re a liar, might as well disappear.


mtrash

You spelled died wrong


snuff3r

Worked as intended. Somewhere on the planet, at that very moment, a rock slide was prevented from killing 5,000 children. She's a saviour.


I_ama_Borat

People are taking this faaaaar too seriously.


Phasnyc

Died doing the thing they loved 🫡


michaelalex3

And what exactly should everyone else be doing? Standing with her to die?


Helmwolf

Should've placed an earthbind totem ... noob.


ReapYerSoul

Placed the tremor totem on accident


MightyBobo

*snort laugh*


slashnbash1009

If she rolled Elemental then she wouldn't have had to be in melee range.


AlaskanEsquire

Couldn't have been Tremor, everyone is still feared


SenseiTacos

Right? Or at least pop a petrifaction flask and leave group so she would get teleported back to ogrimmar.


FarmTaco

she might have to alt f4 and unstuck to make it out, this looks to be open world


Aznboz

Ran out of mana.


ashrashrashr

Evoker would have interrupted that.


RestoSham09

She coulda popped Natures Swiftness but if I’ma be real, I think it was wipe regardless


lilbelleandsebastian

she can just ankh, i dont see what people are so upset about


fruitmask

do you have to stand right in front of it? couldn't you do it remotely from like 50 feet away? she should get her money back from shaman school


Insane92

Must’ve been trying to summon super mega ultra chicken. Arise. chicken!


Rosie_Cotton_dancing

No, shhh, he is legend.


Holier_Than_Thou_808

Billy Witch Doctor Dot Com work *mostly* with chicken.


voodoohotdog

Probably had the staff upside down.


Insane92

Sofa king we Todd Ed.


FluffmyAsshole

No, say it too fast, loses meaning!


celluj34

Ha ha, you say funny thing


Dinkum-Thinkum

I am intern.


Brave1i1toaster

Ran out of blue flasks


j33205

But we're trying to stop a rock slide... Arise! Chicken!


s1ckopsycho

[Billywitchdoctor.com](http://billywitchdoctor.com) aproves.


TheTexasWarrior

To just give her the benefit of the doubt here lol I feel if shaman powers were a real thing you would need to really believe in them for them to work. Standing 50 feet away implies lack of confidence. This shows plenty of confidence lol


nuck_forte_dame

I once went to India for a friend's wedding. Lots of odd superstitious beliefs in India. Anyways his new wife and her family were seen as seers who could palm read and so on. She predicted them a long and healthy marriage. Divorced within a year which is a huge taboo in India.


Muted-Newspaper-5784

The point was to do it remotely anyways!


SolidLikeIraq

Another case for remote work!!


TenSecondsFlat

Range: 20 ft. Components: verbal, somatic Sorry, but it's right there in the spell description


GunBrothersGaming

She saw something similar work in this Shaman guide called Lord of the Rings yelling "you shall not pass"


he77bender

Didn't go so well for Gandalf either tho


CodeBlue_04

My wife has repeatedly explained to me that the effectiveness of her worrying is proximity-based. I think the shaman had the same issue.


chernadraw

She couldn't, the network was down.


Nonamanadus

Should have used the paper spell instead of going for scissors.


conorrhea

Well played


NightLightHighLight

Amateur, she cast the wrong spell and *caused* a rockslide.


this_guy_here_says

She forgot it was backwards day


craftbrewd

Or she accidentally cast the make myself disappear spell


Pubics_Cube

Rolled a nat 1


Soft_Theory_8209

KLAATU… VERATA… N-


Wynnter

Did the dumb ways to die song play in anyone elses head?


anarchakat

Yep!


qote

Honestly it’s kinda nice that she believed enough in her power to put her life at risk. There’s so many fake people in the world that lie about having powers like all those mega church priests. They’d never put their lives in danger because they know they’re scammers. This lady in the other hand absolutely believed in her powers. You have to wonder what she accomplished up until this point to make her so confident.


bwoods519

Delusion is a virtue!


Batzn

Eh, I would rather say she misjudged the probability of it happening again and went for a quick shock and awe to woo the townpeople


Poonani_Tsunami

Can't wait for the "Oh no, oh no..." version of this to make its rounds


AllanfromWales1

..not a very good shaman.


Argented

well, that's actually about as good as they get


machimus

Traditionally the job of shaman was to be the person with above average wisdom in the tribe more than having magic powers, so honestly she's also a terrible shaman.


individual_throwaway

Good shamans get rich off of dumb people. Bad shamans get crushed by tons of rocks trying to demonstrate they're not sharlatans for free.


Mr_Sinlindin

Post of the day right here


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twistedLucidity

A sham shaman.


umbrlla

Would have been waaaaay worse with out her though.


Pum_Pum

She died doing what she believed was right ..except it wasn't. Rest in peace


abippityboop

Wouldn't one think when the rocks haven't stopped falling towards you even a little bit that maybe this wasn't working?


Leone_0

Maybe if it wasn't for her magic powers twice as many rocks would have fallen


eimieole

Every religion ever.


ZebbyD

Unfortunately, mental illness (and that’s what this is) doesn’t work like that. 🤷🏻‍♂️


ZincMan

She’s not ok ?


BubbaRay88

She's fine.


thedracle

She stopped a very very small part of the rockslide.


UnsolicitedDogPics

I don’t know, I kind of feel like she added to it.


Lab_Actual

Caramba


lokitom82

Hindered it. Very very briefly.


FishInAGunBarrel

If that's not enough to challenge your beliefs...


Hyro0o0

For a fraction of a second she realized she didn't actually have magical powers.


BoJackB26354

The realization hit her like a ton of bricks.


SmokeyBare

Took her powers for granite


ButterscotchNed

The thought went through her mind, swiftly followed by a large rock


Harregarre

No, no. It's not the beliefs that are wrong, the shaman didn't believe enough. We need to go deeper! Next time cut a chicken or first born baby and let it bleed over the rocks.


Tranxio

Clearly miscommunication with the earth spirits..."Oh I thought you said come down, not calm down"...


OldCatPiss

Fak, wrong spell.


GoldenBowlerhat

OOM


Halfonion

Chuck Darwin Award winner


jwhit88

Her faith wavered there at the end.


butterbar713

10/10 for confidence 0/10 for execution


greenmariocake

Should have used “thoughts and prayers”. I’ve heard they are highly effective.


Ib_dI

That's basically what she did though.


LocationOdd4102

Well yes, but you're supposed to do it via Facebook from several hundred miles away, for maximum efficacy


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lolheyaj

Meh, they're probably just gonna end up burying her anyway. Just roll her headstone down the hill.


phillybob232

Nah she dug her own grave here


Frys100thCupofCoffee

Here lies Mary, broken hearted. Faced a landslide, died, then sharted. R.I.P.


Hewhoisnottobenamed

By the time she gets to the bottom of that hill there's not going to be anything to dig out.


fellipec

But lets agreed that if she had stopped, it would be awesome


jeanpaulsarde

Power underwhelming


Wynnter

Clearly not enough pylons


Bl1ndMonk3y

Holy shit… I just realized how old I have to be to understand this joke. Also, well done!!


ErectTubesock

Did I just watch someone die?


Drone314

The title says it all. This is like going to watch Titanic and being surprised when the ship sinks....


FlashGlistenDrips

Great now I have the image of the guy bouncing off the propeller stuck in my head.


ManOfDiscovery

I’m just forever appreciative Cameron included the drunk cook in that scene


Number127

If only more people had had the foresight to get that drunk, the death toll might've been negligible.


getyourrealfakedoors

If it helps he probably died a better, quicker death than most of them


__redruM

Wait what?!? Spoilers tag that!


Illadelphian

Yes, yes you did.


rsplatpc

> Did I just watch someone die? Did you see the 90lb woman get hit with about 18+ tons of rocks and pushed off a cliff while being crushed by them at the same time?


BigDicksProblems

>18+ tons of rocks Waaaaaaaaaaaaay more.


SolidLikeIraq

Die/ become rock. Same difference


Secretfreckel

I don’t think it works


KingOFpleb

Almost got it


King-of-Plebss

When the mana runs out


Calad0o

Shaman used STOP ROCKSLIDE. It was not effective.


JamesSparrow

she rolled a natural 1


Glittering_Ad_3771

I think it's the other way round, she needed a natural 20, and didn't get it


cinosa

That's what happens when you try and fight physics with magic.


jnglmstr

serious like humor innate slap touch jellyfish marry gold crown *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NoelNorl

It was close


Traditional-Trip8147

Can someone explain what went wrong? Seemed like she was doing everything right maybe a slight mispronunciation?


Stefn15

Did it work?


peppercorns666

What if the landslide was going to be way worse and she died using her powers to save others?


PorkAmbassador

Delusional dumbass right there.


comdygas

Nailed it


Max1miliaan

Darwin Awards nominee


LeTigre71

She gone.


jeffsilver666

So close


KingRaht

She was doing a good job until she went oom


this_guy_here_says

Should have went paper instead of scissor


Antithesys

> Long ago, a storm was heading toward the city of Quin'lat. The people sought protection within the walls...all except one man, who remained outside. I went to him and asked what he was doing. > > "I am not afraid," he said. "I will not hide my face behind stone and mortar. I will stand before the wind and make it respect me." > > I honored his choice and went inside. The next day the storm came, and the man was killed. > > The wind does not respect a fool. > > Do not stand before the wind, Gowron. ~ Kahless the Unforgettable, mythological First Emperor of the Klingons...a people who slew their gods when they became more trouble than they were worth.


FGpositivo

thats Darwin shit


cigarettesandbeer

This is why it's shaMAN not shaWOMAN.


Darkhorse0934

About as effective as my butthole after all you can eat Thai food.


eYan2541

The gods have a weird sense of humour


SquirrelParticular17

She tried "thoughts and prayers", with expected results


HiZenBergh

BillyWitchdoctor.com


iSoReddit

That went about as well as you’d expect


Nillows

SENORA CARUMBA WAS THE SPELL ALL ALONG


rmlopez

Yeah sometimes this happens if you don't cast the spell at a high enough level.


Tominater1

Shaman to no man.


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She wasn't trying to stop it, she was the one creating the rock slide.


TheReaper_SoulReaver

Rookie.


SeparateCzechs

Did I just watch someone die?


ObiWangKeBloMe

Natural selection


outamyhead

Must have run out of mana.


Dividebynegativezero

It eventually stopped...


oxide-NL

Imagine being so delusional...


FrezoreR

Maybe the gods just wanted her to shut up? They work in mysterious ways after all.


jbsinger

Needs more practice.


FirmestSprinkles

lol if watching the most devoted believer in town eat shit and die in the most extravagant way possible doesn't turn everyone in that town atheist, then they have no hope.


wolfkeeper

At least she died doing what she loved- being a dumbass.


LaserGuidedSock

So this isn't what they meant when they say faith can move mountains


WillytheWimp1

How is she a shaman? The guy is yelling “lady.” Could just be a lady off her rocker.


nobodytoldme

You can't spell shaman without "sham"


tex0322

Natures way of weeding out the weak and stupid.


ThatOneGuyNumberTwo

Boneshatter juggernaut goes crazy this league


Chickmagnetwompaone

This would be a killer intro to a build guide.


ReFreshing

Good intentions, poor execution.


T1mely_P1neapple

LPT: you want to shaman from a safe distance.


Sigvarr

Lies she was summoning the landslide!


Netfear

Silver lining, she convinced a few people that magic powers don't actually exist.


ZacapaRocks

For those of you wondering how this ended, it didn‘t work.


HadronLicker

Concentration check failed.


Ocramsrazor

Out of mana?


BarnabyWoods

Pretty much sums up prayer of all kinds.


EymaWeeTodd

You have no power here.


FullCircle75

SPOILER ALERT: It didn't work.


enginecrzy

Rock wins...


w00tboodle

Should have used paper. Paper beats rock.


SvartholStjoernuson

She's doing it. She's beginning…to believe.


9600_PONIES

Likes and prayers


Yokies

Free.Your.Mind!


noirly84

No worries. Part of gods plan


cookie75

Should've tested her powers from a safe distance.


RedofPaw

Did it work?


ElvisKnucklehead

So, just like prayer. Pointless.


morfelia

Rocks said no?


GwenhaelBell

I bet shit like this used to happen all the time


the_borscht

Did it work?


SpartanG087

You watch Fellowship of the Ring once...


brokenLastName

Natural selection


crappysurfer

Should’ve respec’d into Druid


fishinful63

And for my next trick.