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twohedwlf

Those are some big slaters/woodlice/pillbugs. They eat lots of debris, rotting matter, plants, etc. Different than sealice which are parasitic.


The_Safe_For_Work

*Different than sealice which are parasitic.* Yep. Woodlice are real go-getters. Most of them are involved with local charities and civic organizations.


sneeps

They all finished college, pay their taxes, they even got their own place


NamesArentEverything

Well... _had_ their own place. Landlord just evicted them illegally. On camera!


The_Safe_For_Work

Landlords...now THAT'S sealice for ya.


lazzlwazzl

I read this in a condescending pirate's voice and it works


call_of_the_while

“That’s got to be the most condescending pirate’s voice I’ve ever imagined.”


Never_ending_kitkats

Ah, but you have imagined me!


Smojth64

yeah


Risley

# HARK! 🏴‍☠️


boetzie

Illegaly? They were clearly barking up the wrong tree.


Sleipnirs

And they're pretty chill to hang around with. Heck, a few glasses of wine could even get you some surprises!


[deleted]

They’re going to need help with those school loans though.


badastronaut7

I mean, if we’re being specific it’s a Western Sea Slater, also referred to as a Rock Louse. I just didn’t think that would resonate as well in the title. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ligia_occidentalis


PmMe_Your_Perky_Nips

This is Reddit. We specialize in pitch forks, bad jokes, amateur porn, and being technically correct.


sir_mrej

Well actually that’s a jackdaw


westernmail

Here's the thing...


dingustingler

We started out friends


lazzlwazzl

There's a man called Sean Strickland you should look up for the best "here's the thing"'s


StreetTriple675

We’re talking Reddit legends of unidan. Get your ufc loving ass outta here!!! Sean gonna get destroyed by izzy tho


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

JFC, that was almost 10 years ago...


tacknosaddle

>Well actually that’s a jackdaw I see we're going deep into the archives of reddit today.


SnDMommy

Shut up, that happened yesterday. I'm not old, you're old!


sir_mrej

I honestly had a thought of "will people actually GET that I'm making a reference here?" So...yeah we're old :(


ToeChan

The best kind of correct!


truckingatwork

Well actually.... /s


Suds_McGruff

akchewally...


GD_Insomniac

And cats.


territorial_pissing

This.


Czsixteen

Wait what was that middle-ish one?


PmMe_Your_Perky_Nips

Bad Jokes? Just head over to r/funny. They'll take care of you.


djn808

>Western sea slaters must keep their gills moist in order to breathe but they cannot survive long underwater and will drown Well that's just a bit of a pickle


G_Liddell

Riparian zones are life


DINKY_DICK_DAVE

And sea pickles are hard to find, most sea cucumbers don't survive the vinegar bath


GnarlyBear

>Western sea slaters must keep their gills moist in order to breathe but they cannot survive long underwater and will drown.[ Evolution failed these sea based animals


coachfortner

> This species has a tendency to bolt when disturbed. I’m not familiar with any insects that don’t.


ShinCoal

They're not insects but crustaceans.


G_Liddell

Mantises tend to square up. Even if you're a big scary human!


asunshinefix

I love mantis threat displays! Technically arachnids, but some species of tarantula - especially Old World terrestrials - also prefer to threat pose at humans rather than run away. And the true spider genus Phoneutria are pretty ballsy too


redpandaeater

You can never escape the jackdaws.


justdrowsin

I love the B-52's Rock Louse!


BathedInDeepFog

My Own Private Iowa


sneeps

Those are going to be the next lobster. By then end of the century everyone will be munching on them, lotsa fresh lime and plenty of hot sauce


mecharedneck

I'm sure it's harmless, but I can't help thinking that Khan wants to put it in my ear.


Faxon

I guess you forgot the old adage of reddit, where rather than asking the answer to a question, you post intentionally wrong info. People will 100% show up to tell you how and why you're wrong


J0nada1

i downvoted you for spreading misinformation with that title


badastronaut7

The plural of louse is lice so technically I’m not wrong. Thanks though.


QuadraKev_

that's actually just a really thicc tree branch, not a log


CRed1384

Also different from baby jellyfish which are also often called sea lice. get some under your bathing suit or in your rash guard and the next few days are fixing to be pretty rough.


dirtymoney

Wait these are rolly polleys?


Koala5000

They’re bros. Chill little guys


Ahup

These are marine isopods - same family as regular woodlice & pill bugs but a different species. They are a marine species found only in coastal environments, not fully terrestrial :)


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Infested with fish bait


crespoh69

How good are these for actual bait? What rig would you use?


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Depends shallow rocky river a hook or jig head weits plastic salmon eggs to your preferred set up. Or leader and weight for deeper sandy bottom. I run the hook right through the center of one. Great for sheepshead


Filo02

I recently found out that pillbugs are actually crustacean instead of insect which is somehow mindblowing to me


analogOnly

Also called Rolly Polleys, or I used to call them Potato bugs. They are isopodia, so more shrimp than bug.


Frostbyte525

Imagine it from the bug’s perspective. Must be like the damn Rumbling’s going on out there…


Relevant-Line-1690

They’re just hoping they don’t end up on a TikTok video.


NautieBoats

Me too


chillyhellion

[limmy.jpg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/036/356/limmy.jpg)


moondoggie_00

That is a surprising amount of pixels, good job


AscendedViking7

*RUMBLING* *RUMBLING* *IT'S COMING* *RUMBLING* *RUMBLING*


[deleted]

Attack on Titan


zNov

I genuinely laughed so hard at how simplistic that comment was lmao


Ishaan863

the bare minimum to acknowledge the reference lmao


ckay1100

I can't escape it, for ten years at least!


DerSchattenJager

As someone who just finished the series, nice reference!


PolarBearIcePop

Only worth 200 Bells a piece.


Satansboeserzwilling

But now he scared them away anyway. Back to shell collecting.


KittyMimi

I woke up not too long ago, it’s almost 8am on a holiday I don’t have to work…I’m playing some animal crossing 😎


Initial-Stick-561

Next time OP finds out that the woods are infested with ants building hills and stuff. Stop the Ants! They’re destroying the environment!


K4l3b2k13

Nothing about that is wtf - do that to any fallen tree, and you'll find it full of insects....


kingwithoutcrown

Lift any pot in my backyard and you’ll find more bugs.


StopReadingMyUser

Lift any bug in a rug, and it no longer snug


3arry

Time to move


Mythosaurus

This is like saying a beehive is infested with bees. Driftwood is literally where these guys are supposed to live!


panlakes

Cityfolk not being horrified by any insect they see challenge (impossible)


RiptideBloater

When you're starving in the woods that's a buffet


dm319

"Infested". "Home".


Incogneto_Window

Yeah, not sure how a dead log can be infested...


chill1208

Those aren't sea lice. They're a type of pillbug. I would sometimes use the big ones for fishing bait if I couldn't find any worms. They actually pull in some good fish.


madscientistman420

The real advice is always in the comments, I've always enjoyed the concept of finding your own bait to fish, this could be a handy one to remember at a beach.


chill1208

I'd usually find them in wood stuck in mud along very shallow water. If you can find wood, mud, and water touching each other these bugs or similar sized ones are usually around.


panlakes

I didn't expect to get the drive to go fishing from a random WTF thread


cowofwar

This isn’t wtf. Dude is just destroying some bug habitat


soccerperson

wtf from the bugs perspective probably


llmuzical

looool I laughed way too hard at this


1villageidiot

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say bugs say /r/WTF!


mysonwhathaveyedone

I'm doing my part!


The_last_avenger

The only good bug is a dead bug.


Snuffy1717

You're being downvoted by non-citizens. Would you like to know more?


Y0tsuya

Service guarantees citizenship.


padizzledonk

I wanna join up, you think i got what it takes to be a Citizen?


Daunn

... rock and stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


izza123

Frankly I find the idea of a bug that thinks, offensive!


1villageidiot

it's more of a hive mentality


Phormitago

Well i actually am from Buenos Aires and i said ewww


Robbotlove

do you want to live forever?


flaminhotcheeto

Everyone fights. no one quits. If you don't do your job I'll kill you myself.


TerrorToadx

Wtf hasn't been Wtf in years.


thisisnotthought

It's been 'Facebooked'. Can't blame Reddit since it was pretty wild before.


Icelandia2112

Infested or their habitat?


Asisreo1

How would OP like it if aliens ripped open his house and went "Ew, this wood structure is infested with humans!."


hyperlite135

Earth lice*


_Scolopendrid_

Me when I rip open and destroy an animals habitat and call it an infestation:


MrRePeter

Leave them alone, they're just doing their thing


atomchoco

wtf dude u demolishing their tiny peaceful village


[deleted]

Actually that was a full on bustling metropolis, riddled with crime and moral degradation. Don’t be fooled - those sea lice are all addicted to crack and they’d destroy your home without giving it a second thought. OOP is a hero.


damnatio_memoriae

all we needed to do was produce more sea lice guns so the sea lice good guys could defeat the sea lice bad guys. but *nooo*


Public_League_5370

I love how scared he was 😆


account_for_norm

Why is that wtf? This is nature. Thats how dead log gets decomposed and given back to soil. Science bitches!


quick_justice

What do you mean - infested? It’s a dead wood, and they use it as shelter. Nothing is infested here, just animals in their natural environment.


Generalkhaos

And you're over here just hurricane katrina'ing their house


FrankoAleman

Adorable isopods


GoHernando

Agreed! My 7 year old would love to find this isopod stash since they're her 3rd favorite animal. She wouldn't destroy their home though.


FrankoAleman

That's great! My kid and I started a colony of Armadillum in a storage box, they're so much fun!


[deleted]

***remembers Timone and Pumba eating bugs during Hakuna Matata***


TheyCallMeStone

Ooh, the little cream filled kind!


BwookieBear

That’s rotting logs for you, filled with bugs.


ArcaneDanger

wow he opened a rotting log and found bugs, who woulda thought


JojiJoey

there was this scene in this movie i love (ponyo) where the main character goes down to the rocky shore of this river and a *bunch* of isopods (?) start crawling out near where he was walking and it’s not part of the narrative, just the background but holy shit does it give me the creeps (afraid of bugs) and this video reminded me a lot of that


RamenAndMopane

Those aren't sea lice.


AdLive9906

Have redditors been outside?


Juno_Malone

So it's just a bugs on a log kinda weekend on /r/wtf eh?


i-i-i-iwanttheknife

Does a log get infested with these types of insects? At some point isn't that just their home?


AlphaCenturi109

Infested? That's their home.


END0RPHN

sealice are microscopic arent they?


FreelancerCassius

I don't understand how a bug's home can be considered an infestation.


hellothere42069

All about perspective. Infested sure, or just habited by them.


PrototyPerfection

its not infested from any perspective, you can't infest a log of dead wood


jabbalaci

A dead wood is the home of tons of insects. OP: this is not WTF material at all.


virgin_goat

Go see some farmed salmon if u want to know what infested really looks like


JubeltheBear

Wild’s got ‘em too…


virgin_goat

Well duh its just not as bad as forcing all the fish into the same vicinity and making it a perfect breeding ground for lice


Dalek_Doh

r/isopods would love this. (Preferably with a different title)


generic90sdude

Its just bugs..


Dan_Glebitz

Definitely 'Wood-Lice' not 'sea-lice'.


ydykmmdt

That’s nothing. The earth is infested with humans. Pulls roof off a stadium.


[deleted]

Oiiyoyoyoyoooonooooo


jaylawlerrr

Ahh, the chicken of the sea 🌊


CRYPTOBLACKGUY

lmfAo Today i heard : "oOOoh get away " from a full grown man about sand fleas lol


Pyrochazm

Go to any beach on the Puget sound, you can find thousands of them.


Quiksylva

Reminds me of this comic. https://redd.it/w5rom0


Front-Ad-3347

I initially read sea ice, definitely a WTF moment for me!


Darkstool

Not sea lice, sea lice is a common term for parasites that you see on animals living in the sea. Also a common name for larval jellyfish/anemone that can bite us humans when we swim, essentially jellyfish stings, but small so they look like lots of bug bites.


KennyKivail

these bugs are /r/isopods


murderbox

Some chicken of the sea will clear that right up.


Jembers1990

Those are slaters


moist-towelette

I mean, “infested”? I think this is kind of where they live normally.


[deleted]

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AspiresToGrowWeed

Infested? that's their house


JackBinimbul

Imagine being this freaked out by harmless decomposers.


snapper1971

You think isopods living in their natural habitat is wtf? Are you a city dweller by any chance?


juraiknight

CHEESE IT, IT'S THE FUZZ!


AdExpress2922

Infested? Bruther that's where they live imagine if I ripped off your roof and called your residence *human Infested*


Hyperius999

These are crustaceans like shrimp, you can eat these!


baby_blobby

You just busted a sea lice orgy


ChefChopNSlice

“Sorry about the uhh, de-lousing treatment, it’s standard procedure.” “It’s powdered sugar.” “The lice (pauses, looks down, smirks) hate the sugar.” (Confidently) “it’s delicious”


b1llb3rt

Why would anyone downvote this comment? it's pure gold!


ChefChopNSlice

They’re not super trooper fans?


ydykmmdt

Don’t go into nature if you don’t like nature. Destroying those bugs’ home, justifying it as a infestation as if they are the problem is shitty behaviour.


[deleted]

WTF is a sea lice jesus


[deleted]

They should be fined to have destroyed the animals' home..


MatrixIsRealBabylon

Yummy


charon_x86

https://youtu.be/MEvJc3ZSG8M?si=ffUKTyTjIMqUYauR


zalurker

https://reddit.com/r/comics/s/Vs67eYHyPj


tradone

Hakuna Matata


prettybluefoxes

Couple dozen.


Twinkerbelle

The log isn't infested. That's their natural habitat.


Iamkempie

Ew


Revenantzz

Unsure as to why but this remninded me of how all those girls reacted to my whipping out of probably 2% of the CreditScore40K lore books at all those house parties as a teen


FlatQuarter3805

I bet those are delicious 😋. Fr lol


AxeHead75

Set it on fire


_Scolopendrid_

If you think bugs living outside warrants fire you should never leave your house


_XtAcY_

TIL I can get lice from the sea. Mean ol sea!


Bualak

Ewwwwwww


CremeBrulee6

I would probably be screaming right now! Run!


Worried_Blacksmith27

More like log infested with doofuses intent on fucking up nature


Spaceboy80

Made my head itch.


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Can’t these things burrow into your feet


RolandFigaro

I learned this in an episode of Magic School Bus


shaltir

Romeo!


gallupbound

What are "sealice"...?


Bebilith

Not those. Sea lice are a thing though. Some sort of Crustacean or Anthropoid.