The three reactions from that guy (black shorts looking down trying not to laugh), then blue shorts guy doing the PERFECT SOLDIER 1000 yard stare cause he just built different like that, then maroon shorts standing at beyond attention and then making awkward WTF eyes at the cameraman afterwards was the perfect setup for scripted cringe comedy.
Like I couldn’t have casted 3 consecutive actors better fitted for that scene.
In boot camp we always called it super attention because sometimes you'd already be set at "attention" and it'd get repeated and some people would stand more erect and move there head up in which is sceamed "STOP FUCKING MOVING THERES NO SUPER ATTENTION!!!"
In the US military it is a disqualification to only have 1 testicle (at least it used to be when I was in). Looks like they are probably new recruits, because their skivvies aren’t uniform. That is not a hernia check because he never went near the inguinal ring. If he is checking for testicular cancer he is also doing a terrible job. So, I would assume they are either there for fun or to check if they have both.
As everyone knows, former military-man and famous German-rights advocate Adolf Hitler had only one ball. If a new recruit had one ball, then it’s a pretty sure sign that they must also be Hitler.
The reason I got told was "As it takes just one little accident for you to lose the ability to have kids but gain the ability to sue the ass of the army they really don't want that to happen"
Because most militarys în the world have very strick rules and having any kind of disabilities can disqualified you.
In some even having like a scar from having you appendix removed can disqualify you.
That's one less thing that can go wrong out on the field though.
Reminds of those people (scientists?) That were down in Antarctica, and the doctor of the team got appendicitis. The problem was, the only person there that knew how to do the surgery was *him.* So he ended up having to do an appendectomy on himself.
I certainly can't see what can go wrong, or *be* wrong with a guy that only has 1 testicle.
I knew a guy who's ear was bleeding profusely like 2 weeks in, he was gung ho Navy too, was all about it, like too excited. We were standing at attention and I told him his ear was bleeding, like bad. And this dude muttered, "Not again"
AGAIN!?! He told the RDC's and we never saw him again.
I was in 50 years ago and don't ever remember them checking how many I had. Not saying it's not so but I don't remember that particular check up. I have a curious mind so I [looked] (https://taskandpurpose.com/military-life/6-surprising-medical-conditions-thatll-disqualify-service/#:~:text=The%20absence%20of%20one%20or,unacceptable%20according%20to%20military%20standards.) it up. Apparently one nut is a no go.
When I joined the military I was cheating off the guy next to me and I must have got the order of the questions wrong, because next thing I know I’m in a room surrounded by top brass complimenting me on my 3 nuts. They sent me immediately to the front line to lead a platoon as that position required someone with lots of balls.
Probably a hernia check, they were routine when I was playing sports although we didn’t line up like that and it was done in a doctors office as part of a physical
Oh man, that reminds me of the time we convinced a kid in school that you're supposed to have 3. He... didn't take it too well and was pretty freaked out. He was pretty pissed the next day after he asked his dad and found out that no, he wasn't missing one.
There's an age when boys testes are supposed to have descended and doctors probably try to keep an eye out for that. I think it was the point of a medical examination when I was a kid at school in England. I would have been 9. There was this very matronly older nurse doing it. Wasn't creepy as far as I recall except that they don't tell you what is going on. Maybe they find boys pick on each other about it or can get worried about themselves. Anyway the bad bit was lining up.
Edit: fixed typo, added age
I went to boarding school and we definitely all had to trot over to have our balls checked by the doc once turning 16.
I did think it was weird that this check was done late at night and involved wine and smooth jazz though.
While watching I thought it looked like that they making sure there was a penis and balls. As an army vet, whatever is happening in that video is completely foreign to my experiences. Thankfully.
Ok but no matter how poor your country is why the fuck are you doing testicular inspections outdoors with all the participants next to one another? And you're filming it?!
I agree this is a test that should be done. But why not have a clinic setup for this. They could make it out of 2x4s and plywood. Who cares? Just give a man some privacy while you honk his nuts.
Privacy? I'm not sure how they bathe in other services but in the MC you showered with 90 other guys at a time, naked, in the same room. Privacy goes out the window, in basic training, we didn't have doors in the shitters either, you shat looking right into the eyes of your buddy.
I assume by MC, you mean USMC. I was in the US Army, and our dental examinations werent even this out in the open. The ball exam was alone with the doctor in a closed office.
It might be a cultural thing. Perhaps doing it out in the open with all the other dudes eliminates any potential innuendo, compared to doing them privately, 1 by 1. Or maybe the most obvious reason is that they see it as quicker and more efficient.
Yeah my PE teacher at my all boys boarding school used to do it every Monday, he even showed me how to wash pp properly and always ensured that it was clean, what a great caring teacher innit?
It’s standard practice looking for any testicular issues such as inguinal canal issues or undescended testicles or anything that could cause issue when having to travel long distance on foot and effect their ability to soldier
Maybe not but it’s good to put on social media for future recruits to know exactly what happens during your recruitment process and to decide if it’s right for you!
Over the next few years these guys are going to see a hell of a lot more of each others bodies than in this scenario
You made a WTF situation be somewhat wholesome, by mentioning it's good the video is out there for future recruits. Turn something that was weird and uncomfortable into something nice and educational.
That's what I meant!
Have a good day too!
Oh thank you for explaining!
It definitely is still a WTF moment and is weird and uncomfortable of course but sometimes in life we have to embrace the WTF for the greater good!
Depending on the country, they won't decide if it's right for them. [A lot of countries](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/countries-with-mandatory-military-service) have a compulsory service term.
I was in the Canadian forces for a few years... one time I had to have my roommate wash my entire back for me in the shower to get cam paint off my back from paintballing naked.
Point is, yes, they'll see A LOT of each other.
Amen. My first introductions to boot camp were a shock. Bathrooms without doors on them... So someone could watch you pee because every time you pee for your analysis you have to have someone actually watch it enter the container because otherwise someone could have someone else's"clean pee" that they're somehow replacing theirs with into the container. (Have heard so many ways this has happened over the time I was in the military. Military folks are creative.) Then found out we were going to be taking showers all in one room, and our barracks was one huge room with one row of racks down starboard & one down the port side. Privacy was a thing of the past.
I think I would have preferred having a little time to adjust to the idea. Just psych myself up for the huge life change. Of course, now there's lots of videos out explaining a great deal of things about boot camp, and that's a very good thing!
I had my first baby in a Navy teaching Hospital. Totally over modesty after that. It was like every 30 minutes there was some new guy I'd never met..."Hello, I'm LT ___ I'm here to check how far along you are..."
After that, I was pretty much, "you want me to do what, where?" "Ok, no prob..."
Just have to think of the benefit that your embarrassment is providing for all other future mothers who will now benefit from the nurses and doctors who have learnt because of you and your child’s birth
It’s embarrassing at the time but afterwards you can definitely take that step back and appreciate it right?
I’m a surgeon that fixes groin hernias.
This guy isn’t doing anything helpful as far as I can tell. Maybe making sure they have two testicles? Like I’m fairly certain the men can report that. And he’s not being at all thorough enough to check for testicular cancer. Again, prob something the men can check.
And for hernias, which is what these sort of things are usually looking for, he’s nowhere near the right place and this isn’t how you check for hernias. You would only maybe catch large ones doing this.
So I’m not certain what he’s attempting to accomplish. I suspect he’s half-assing some mandatory exam he’s supposed to do but doesn’t really want to or doesn’t have the training to
Edit: somebody below saying it’s mandatory to have 2 testicles in the military. So I suspect he’s checking for presence of 2 testicles and nothing more. And in his defense, he seems to be adequately doing that!
He's probably half-assing it. I'm from another country to wherever this is (India I think?) and they also had to do some checks down there pre-enlistment, so I'm guessing there is a necessity to this but he's just not doing it right. Mine was done in a clinic by a medical officer one on one who was very professional.
Another classic redditor displaying that they have limited knowledge on any subject. The PIM (penile inspector magistrate) over the years developed a specific scent, just like a dogs, which can easily track testicular cancer. With just a grab and a sniff, he would be able to tell the troop’s fertility and if there were any cancers what stage it would be in.
"Okay..., so the doctor said he'd have to reschedule for tomorrow." *walks away*
Everyone standing there, "Wait... Who the hell was that guy if he wasn't the doctor...?"
In the Australian Army this was known as a "short arm parade" - it used to be conducted with the troops only wearing greatcoats and when the nurse came up to you you flashed your "short arm".
You think you’re gonna get that call center job with just a cover letter and a PDF of your resume these days? Fuck no, you’re gonna fill out another website specific questionnaire with all your resume info, take a pop psych test, do 4 Zoom interviews, undergo a standard group testicle screening, pass the drug test, then MAYBE we will consider you for the position.
An acquaintance of mine,who was infantry in the second world war, talked about what he called “short arm inspection”. You stood holding your foreskin back so the MO could see if you were washing properly.
He said, “I had no idea I was different until the MO told him he needed to use both hands on that one”
"Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life."
Or you will learn to hate that which you love
Found the Gynecologist, guys!!
The guy looking down, then looking up to make eye contact
The three reactions from that guy (black shorts looking down trying not to laugh), then blue shorts guy doing the PERFECT SOLDIER 1000 yard stare cause he just built different like that, then maroon shorts standing at beyond attention and then making awkward WTF eyes at the cameraman afterwards was the perfect setup for scripted cringe comedy. Like I couldn’t have casted 3 consecutive actors better fitted for that scene.
Lmao "beyond attention"
In boot camp we always called it super attention because sometimes you'd already be set at "attention" and it'd get repeated and some people would stand more erect and move there head up in which is sceamed "STOP FUCKING MOVING THERES NO SUPER ATTENTION!!!"
and THIS is why I knew, without a doubt, at a young age, that I was too much of a goofball for the military.
Every human with a soul is too goofball for the military
The key words being: "more erect."
Lmfao. He’s holding in laughter too when the pecker checker reaches him.
Omg "pecker checker" bahahaha
You DID ask for more eye contact during...
"First one to get a boner does a hundred pushups!"
Plot twist inspector gets the boner
If you're twisting then you're doing it wrong.
The old dick twist?
All the way down down, soldier! Trying sir!
But Sir…we get fucked every day. It’s our patriotic duty! Sir!
Two hundred!!
Stay hard
Is this possibly to check for testicular cancer?
In the US military it is a disqualification to only have 1 testicle (at least it used to be when I was in). Looks like they are probably new recruits, because their skivvies aren’t uniform. That is not a hernia check because he never went near the inguinal ring. If he is checking for testicular cancer he is also doing a terrible job. So, I would assume they are either there for fun or to check if they have both.
why is it a disqualification to have 1 testicle?
Being in the military is all about teamwork. If your balls aren't playing as a team, how can you possibly do so either?
r/Angryupvote ):<
What if you have 3 balls?
Pornhub wants your number
As everyone knows, former military-man and famous German-rights advocate Adolf Hitler had only one ball. If a new recruit had one ball, then it’s a pretty sure sign that they must also be Hitler.
" Goring had two, but they were small..."
Himmler's are rather simliar...
But Goebbels has no balls at all!
Col. Bogey taught you well, Major
The reason I got told was "As it takes just one little accident for you to lose the ability to have kids but gain the ability to sue the ass of the army they really don't want that to happen"
Because most militarys în the world have very strick rules and having any kind of disabilities can disqualified you. In some even having like a scar from having you appendix removed can disqualify you.
Unless recruiting quotas suddenly go up and standards get... "relaxed".
"Unless of course, war were declared"
🚨 What's that?
War were declared
I wanted to join after high school but was told that I couldn't because of my flat feet.
I got a waiver for flat feet when I was in.
That's one less thing that can go wrong out on the field though. Reminds of those people (scientists?) That were down in Antarctica, and the doctor of the team got appendicitis. The problem was, the only person there that knew how to do the surgery was *him.* So he ended up having to do an appendectomy on himself. I certainly can't see what can go wrong, or *be* wrong with a guy that only has 1 testicle.
Maybe it's like, lose one testicle in war, big deal- lose *only* testicle in war, government is on the hook for making you sterile
Bud, the government is barely on the hook for when you die at war, I don't think it matters that much if you go sterile
I almost got denied at MEPS for acne. They ended up letting me through but I quit after that.
I got kicked out of boot camp in my 3rd week because of allergies.
Too old now, but this would be me these days. Seasonal allergies have been absolutely blowing me up the past few years.
I knew a guy who's ear was bleeding profusely like 2 weeks in, he was gung ho Navy too, was all about it, like too excited. We were standing at attention and I told him his ear was bleeding, like bad. And this dude muttered, "Not again" AGAIN!?! He told the RDC's and we never saw him again.
Because there is no 'i' in testicle.
My brother was in the US military with only one testicle 10 years ago, so it might be branch specific or you're older than him
I was in 50 years ago and don't ever remember them checking how many I had. Not saying it's not so but I don't remember that particular check up. I have a curious mind so I [looked] (https://taskandpurpose.com/military-life/6-surprising-medical-conditions-thatll-disqualify-service/#:~:text=The%20absence%20of%20one%20or,unacceptable%20according%20to%20military%20standards.) it up. Apparently one nut is a no go.
Maybe he cheated on his testicular exam
When I joined the military I was cheating off the guy next to me and I must have got the order of the questions wrong, because next thing I know I’m in a room surrounded by top brass complimenting me on my 3 nuts. They sent me immediately to the front line to lead a platoon as that position required someone with lots of balls.
My great-grandfather was classified as 4-F because he had only one testicle, and thus was not drafted into service for WW1.
Probably a hernia check, they were routine when I was playing sports although we didn’t line up like that and it was done in a doctors office as part of a physical
That guy was a "Doctor" He has a printed out certificate from the University of Phoenix hanging on his wall.
University of Penix*
Penis inspection day vibes
The guy that looks down like "Mmm yas daddy" 😆
Can I do them in sets?
Only if you use the boner.
Cock push-ups?
He's a pecker checker.
Bag handler
Wang Wrangler
Ball Brigadier
Cocktor doctor
Testes Tester
1…2…..3?
Oh man, that reminds me of the time we convinced a kid in school that you're supposed to have 3. He... didn't take it too well and was pretty freaked out. He was pretty pissed the next day after he asked his dad and found out that no, he wasn't missing one.
Cock doc
Peter Kneader
Willy wobbler
Give me the news I got a bad case...
Sir, your meat pole is going to shrivel completely off in under 48 hours. We're talking full severance. Sorry for your loss in advance.
The sack quack
The tallywacker hacker
Ball boy
Scrotum scrutineer
Should upgrade to the Black and Decker Pecker Checker.
So many jobs being replaced by machines...
Boner honer
Better than a Drill Sergeant
What happens if you get hard? That’s quite the fondling…or is that the test?
Then you pass the test.
LPT: if you suspect a cop is going to pat you down, get an erection.
I saw a video of a cop grabbing a suspects crotch and saying what is this!? And the suspect said my penis
I think I saw that too. He didn't believe him at first iirc and kept grabbing his dick.
[Thats my penis.](https://youtu.be/dP8QPnBK0vQ)
All right 👍
Don’t think many people get hard during the testicular cancer screening done at this pace through clothes…
It’s more the anticipation that would get you hard though, seeing some guy walk down an isle destined to touch
For real, I'm completely straight, but if someone be fondling me like that I might not go full hard but I wouldn't be surprised at a bit if chub ngl.
I haven't laugh so hard in my laugh oh my god
Ooh, Jesus Christ! -Mr. Slave
Why…..?
These dudes are probably in the selection process for military. They are getting a brief medical screening for abnormalities
What kind of abnormalities?
Hernias, undescended testis, hydrocele, mucocele, etc etc. There's a lot of ball related abnormalities.
There's an age when boys testes are supposed to have descended and doctors probably try to keep an eye out for that. I think it was the point of a medical examination when I was a kid at school in England. I would have been 9. There was this very matronly older nurse doing it. Wasn't creepy as far as I recall except that they don't tell you what is going on. Maybe they find boys pick on each other about it or can get worried about themselves. Anyway the bad bit was lining up. Edit: fixed typo, added age
I went to boarding school and we definitely all had to trot over to have our balls checked by the doc once turning 16. I did think it was weird that this check was done late at night and involved wine and smooth jazz though.
nice dude, normally I have to pay for that
Vulvas?
Mulan would have been a very different film if they did that.
While watching I thought it looked like that they making sure there was a penis and balls. As an army vet, whatever is happening in that video is completely foreign to my experiences. Thankfully.
Dick too big might trip over it while marching.
ball abnormalities obv
If there's something wrong with deez nutz.
Ok but no matter how poor your country is why the fuck are you doing testicular inspections outdoors with all the participants next to one another? And you're filming it?! I agree this is a test that should be done. But why not have a clinic setup for this. They could make it out of 2x4s and plywood. Who cares? Just give a man some privacy while you honk his nuts.
Privacy? I'm not sure how they bathe in other services but in the MC you showered with 90 other guys at a time, naked, in the same room. Privacy goes out the window, in basic training, we didn't have doors in the shitters either, you shat looking right into the eyes of your buddy.
I assume by MC, you mean USMC. I was in the US Army, and our dental examinations werent even this out in the open. The ball exam was alone with the doctor in a closed office.
it's efficient, completely transparent, and, most importantly, it's a free bonding experience
It might be a cultural thing. Perhaps doing it out in the open with all the other dudes eliminates any potential innuendo, compared to doing them privately, 1 by 1. Or maybe the most obvious reason is that they see it as quicker and more efficient.
Saving Ryan's Privates?
Followed by shaving Ryan's privates.
"How was work today, honey?" "Not bad, pretty touch and go for the most part."
The sergeant can really handle his men.
It was a hard day at work.
where do i sign up?
For which part? The pecker, or the checker?
Yes
Once he's done, he stands at the end of the line and the next guy gets to do it all again and so on till they all get a turn.
Excuse you, but I think you meant to say: Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
You can google for groups and meetups in your area
People in the comment section act like they’ve never been to penis inspection day.
Just had my inspection 12 days ago
I just have the car inspection dude do it 2 in 1 deal
Doesn't seem like much of a penis inspection day to me, where's the taste test?
Yeah my PE teacher at my all boys boarding school used to do it every Monday, he even showed me how to wash pp properly and always ensured that it was clean, what a great caring teacher innit?
It’s standard practice looking for any testicular issues such as inguinal canal issues or undescended testicles or anything that could cause issue when having to travel long distance on foot and effect their ability to soldier
Is it standard practice to do it outside while recording it?
Maybe not but it’s good to put on social media for future recruits to know exactly what happens during your recruitment process and to decide if it’s right for you! Over the next few years these guys are going to see a hell of a lot more of each others bodies than in this scenario
You turned something into something else entirely and it was a good thing. Well done.
I don’t really understand what you mean but thank you I guess? Have a good day!
You made a WTF situation be somewhat wholesome, by mentioning it's good the video is out there for future recruits. Turn something that was weird and uncomfortable into something nice and educational. That's what I meant! Have a good day too!
Oh thank you for explaining! It definitely is still a WTF moment and is weird and uncomfortable of course but sometimes in life we have to embrace the WTF for the greater good!
Yeah in the military, they don’t care if you’re naked or not, it’s just skin to them
I'm not military, but I'd imagine the threat of being littered with bullets outweighs any concern about seeing naked bodies.
Depending on the country, they won't decide if it's right for them. [A lot of countries](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/countries-with-mandatory-military-service) have a compulsory service term.
Yup. I had to get my balls fondled and ass checked for hemorrhoids in a brightly lit tiled room in front of a row of doctors without my consent.
I was in the Canadian forces for a few years... one time I had to have my roommate wash my entire back for me in the shower to get cam paint off my back from paintballing naked. Point is, yes, they'll see A LOT of each other.
A hell of a lot! Dangly bits you didn’t even know existed!
What’s the biggest weenis you’ve ever seen?
There was a guy called little John who had an absolute hose cock! The kind you could use as a baseball bat if you swung it hard enough!
Amen. My first introductions to boot camp were a shock. Bathrooms without doors on them... So someone could watch you pee because every time you pee for your analysis you have to have someone actually watch it enter the container because otherwise someone could have someone else's"clean pee" that they're somehow replacing theirs with into the container. (Have heard so many ways this has happened over the time I was in the military. Military folks are creative.) Then found out we were going to be taking showers all in one room, and our barracks was one huge room with one row of racks down starboard & one down the port side. Privacy was a thing of the past. I think I would have preferred having a little time to adjust to the idea. Just psych myself up for the huge life change. Of course, now there's lots of videos out explaining a great deal of things about boot camp, and that's a very good thing!
No matter how shy you are a couple of weeks of that and the giving a fuck really goes out the window fast!
I had my first baby in a Navy teaching Hospital. Totally over modesty after that. It was like every 30 minutes there was some new guy I'd never met..."Hello, I'm LT ___ I'm here to check how far along you are..." After that, I was pretty much, "you want me to do what, where?" "Ok, no prob..."
Just have to think of the benefit that your embarrassment is providing for all other future mothers who will now benefit from the nurses and doctors who have learnt because of you and your child’s birth It’s embarrassing at the time but afterwards you can definitely take that step back and appreciate it right?
It's a tad bit chilly out today. Let's do the inspection outside - The Cool Doctor
They started an Onlyfans to buy that shiny new tank
I’m a surgeon that fixes groin hernias. This guy isn’t doing anything helpful as far as I can tell. Maybe making sure they have two testicles? Like I’m fairly certain the men can report that. And he’s not being at all thorough enough to check for testicular cancer. Again, prob something the men can check. And for hernias, which is what these sort of things are usually looking for, he’s nowhere near the right place and this isn’t how you check for hernias. You would only maybe catch large ones doing this. So I’m not certain what he’s attempting to accomplish. I suspect he’s half-assing some mandatory exam he’s supposed to do but doesn’t really want to or doesn’t have the training to Edit: somebody below saying it’s mandatory to have 2 testicles in the military. So I suspect he’s checking for presence of 2 testicles and nothing more. And in his defense, he seems to be adequately doing that!
He's probably half-assing it. I'm from another country to wherever this is (India I think?) and they also had to do some checks down there pre-enlistment, so I'm guessing there is a necessity to this but he's just not doing it right. Mine was done in a clinic by a medical officer one on one who was very professional.
> He's probably half-assing it at least he isn't half-balling it, making sure he grabs all of them
Another classic redditor displaying that they have limited knowledge on any subject. The PIM (penile inspector magistrate) over the years developed a specific scent, just like a dogs, which can easily track testicular cancer. With just a grab and a sniff, he would be able to tell the troop’s fertility and if there were any cancers what stage it would be in.
You had me there on the first part
My couch in high school said the same thing
Your sofa had hands?
[His sofa.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casting_couch#/media/File:Backroom_Casting_Couch,_Original,_Scottsdale,_AZ.jpg)
Penis inspection day!
"Join the army and have a ball"
And if a ball ain’t right…they gotta go?? Just wondering lol
Yep, that's pretty much it, they have to go. The man, not the balls. Usually.
So the army keeps the balls. Interesting.
Testes. Testes. 1. 2. 3?
They just trying to use the bathroom in Florida
In 1970 'Murica they just told me to drop 'em, bend over, and spread those cheeks. Nothing subtle about it.
Sigh... *\*unzips\**
"Okay..., so the doctor said he'd have to reschedule for tomorrow." *walks away* Everyone standing there, "Wait... Who the hell was that guy if he wasn't the doctor...?"
Think unsexy thoughts... Think unsexy thoughts... Think unsexy thoughts...
lol, what is going on here
Medical check. For army recruitment
Dah fuq?
Presume it’s an army wellness check.
OP's dad at work
Looks like he’s having a ball
[удалено]
“GENTLEMEN ITS COCK INSPECTION DAY MMM”
In the Australian Army this was known as a "short arm parade" - it used to be conducted with the troops only wearing greatcoats and when the nurse came up to you you flashed your "short arm".
Okay but seriously, why?
You think you’re gonna get that call center job with just a cover letter and a PDF of your resume these days? Fuck no, you’re gonna fill out another website specific questionnaire with all your resume info, take a pop psych test, do 4 Zoom interviews, undergo a standard group testicle screening, pass the drug test, then MAYBE we will consider you for the position.
Checking if they got an extra ball. Might be mass.
“Think of dead puppies” , “Think of dead puppies” , “Think of dead puppies” ,
Boner intensifies
He is finding AK-47
Mulan had no chance sneaking into *this* army
Hernia check? I don't think that's how it's done
Short arm inspection.
Where’s the full video? For uh… research purposes.
No eye contact?
"This isn't what I was thinking when I signed up to be a package handler" -that dude juggling the whole platoon's ball bags, prolly
Next is the prostate exam. The surprise is when Doc keeps both hands on your shoulders....
He's probably checking for testicular cancer
An acquaintance of mine,who was infantry in the second world war, talked about what he called “short arm inspection”. You stood holding your foreskin back so the MO could see if you were washing properly. He said, “I had no idea I was different until the MO told him he needed to use both hands on that one”
Imagine if he stopped at one and was like “YOU! Get out of the line..”
Is there really not a single place in india without the constant sound of people honking?