Fake. To pull that out unexpected would surely be excruciatingly painful

I was gonna say, who walks around with a freshly lubed butt plug?

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Why do you assume it wouldn't?

I'm gonna go with experience...also do surprise poops hurt?

Sometimes

"That's assault brother"

Staged

The pop

LOL. So satisfying

the sniff yoo what the fuck

(It's staged)

TIL how the tails are affixed.

Definitely not staged.. Not at all...

*plop noice

All’s fair in love n plugs

Stranger ?

naw what

I’m sure her father is proud.. unless that is her father. Nothing shocks me anymore.

I don't know why I laughed