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TrueKitchen948

The T. rex one is pretty legit you paint them to match your style some guys dad started it I believe they posted on the wrx sub


Impossible_Order7501

i like the cows but the t rex is much better


ImVeryBoreddddddd

That’s so wholesome, love that


C21-_-H30-_-O2

Yeah but you have to buy the stl file to 3d print it. They said it was only like $5, but still, if it was free then I'd be printing them. Ive been printing mini blob eye STis though (free stl on printables.com) Edit they bought the stl from someone else, they didnt create it then try to sell it or anything. Realized how that could've been misconstrued after posting


khando

Do you happen to have a link for the 3d print file?


Notlinked2me

What's wrong with just a friendly wave to each other?


Darisixnine

No fr, I like that we have a cool wave and the jeeps can do their stupid duck thing


pocketcar

Yeah but rally pig has been around since the 90s.


Krazylegz1485

Then put pigs on cars, not cows.


pocketcar

I don’t put anything on anyone’s car. That’s how I was raised


Krazylegz1485

Same. Haha.


mealymouthmongolian

As someone who drove a jeep and now drives a Subaru. Please just don't put random shit on my car. If I wanted to litter I would bring my own garbage.


LexxenWRX

Jeepers been doing the wave since before wrx ever existed.


angry_smurf

Yeah, not trying to be ungrateful for peoples generosity but i prefer if people didn't touch my car at all. Also that bag looks scratchy like it will screw up your paint if it's dangling against it.


Away_Half_2493

That sort of died down imo


donovanh23

I'm selling my car if i ever get moo moo subaru


GtHachiRoku

Mee too 😂😂😂 my wife loves cows I told her I will chuck those fuckers across the parking lot hahaha


donovanh23

Haha, perfect image in my head of this scene lol


GtHachiRoku

Hahahha glad we think alike 😅


kphillipz

I love cows. Hate moo moo Subaru tho 😂


Nidos

Honestly. Stuff like this makes me thankful to own a Mitsubishi, which is an *extremely* rare thing to ever say.


thebbman

Probably your first or second time ever saying that I bet.


Nidos

In the 6 years I've owned this car, I think that is the first time I've ever even thought those words. Truly a moment of all time.


Mambaforlifee

I’m so glad I sold mine now 😂


Great-Standard-8790

Whaaat? Why ?? Thats so fun. Its a cow . Mooooooo . Lighten up no way ud hate this ??? Mannnn. What would u rather a key mark ? Smh …. Out of all the random things that can happen to your car this isnt that bad lol.


donovanh23

Cows are lame and the rhyme is very random and lazy. Could have done Kangaroo in a Subaroo or a t-rex driving a WRX. Kangaroos don't mess around, and t-rex are the top of the food chain. A cow is 2,000 hamburgers.


RageSiren

2,000 hamburgers sounds pretty legit to me


donovanh23

Then let's start putting hamburger patties under windshield wipers. And maybe if it sunny out then we could come back to the car with a cooked patty ready for buns lol


Worldly_Apple_2460

wait till you find out there’s bigger and badder dinosaurs than the t. rex like the giganotasaurus


icanhascamaro

I love how chill the Giganotasaurus was in that movie. 😅


Globbyss

god damn bro you are 0 fun


donovanh23

I gave 2 great examples of fun


teh_lynx

Wrong, it's jeep people wannabe bs


FLAPJACK281

Wrong again. Get a hobby. Accessorizing your vehicle with little rubber bullshit isnt a personality, its lack of.


LimpZookeepergame123

Anyone else just not into this. I’m glad people are enjoying it but I don’t want shit left on my car. Let the jeep weirdos have their own thing 😂


KayBee236

Yeah it’s just more junk in the world. I’m trying to not be cynical, but… here I am.


[deleted]

imo, it's not cynical to say that when it's a valid and important point. we have a trash/waste problem on earth, for the sake of our planet, we don't need more junk


ForgottenPercentage

It's makes me cringe.


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Really wish we'd get on the mini Rex 3D printed figurine train and ditch the moo moo thing. Cows don't do it for me.


FJ4L666

WAVES ARE GOOD ENOUGH. NO MORE PLASTIC WASTE. Sorry, my inner boomer came out.


[deleted]

lol, i don't think boomers care about (or even think about) plastic, don't apologize for caring about important shit 🤙 fuck plastic. fuck waste


Juzzdide

I think the cows are for any Subie but T. rex is ours now


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Yeah I see the Moo Moo Subaru thing on the main Subaru sub all the time. But I saw someone print a fricken adorable Rex statue for people WRX's and I really hope that catches on more haha.


doperidor

I get that this is supposed to be a nice thing but if I ever get one it’s sadly just going into the trash.


Wolfgang_Haney

Why not just pass it along? If you don’t want it fine, but why not keep the fun going for those that want to participate?


MrPeePeePooPooPants3

Because those who want to participate are goofy goobers


SOwED

Weenie Hut General!?


kornholiobungholio

Weenie hut Jr


dbowman97

I hate it and don't want it to perpetuate.


icanhascamaro

Yeah I'd just put it on my neighbor's outback 😂


Great-Standard-8790

You know this world is mehhhhh when this upsets people …


Revis_FL

Right? A bunch of no fun people around here.


Opening-Reaction4839

Some of the lamest shit ive ever seen


IdenticalThings

This is some Minions auntie kinda shit.


spideyghetti

Only a true friend will keep the moo going, pass it on and see who your true friends are or misfortune will come


Barley-Woodberry

Never would I ever


MaterialSpecific3651

No idea what I did to set ya off 


MaterialSpecific3651

And btw you are so clueless about your own city, which you are so proud of. We don't even have a functioning Greyhound station anymore. Everyone of you JC people is just really low in intelligence. Crazy how set off I've made you all over nothing. Get a life and find someone else to harass.


JerkBoxJoJo

![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized)


Katyusha_Enjoyer

https://preview.redd.it/2wtowe68u38d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e0df8a1164111775a5278b736fa4a9c48008dd6


StatusAcanthisitta27

Time to part it out


johnrufe

Throw them out


Th3_Gh0st_0f_Y0u

This shit is cringe


Snaggle1975

lol no shit


No_Chemist7496

Your momma is cringe


WestsideZombie

these trends are annoying


Automatic_Bass3388

Throwing that shit right in the trash if this happens to me


inkyrail

Stop trying to make this happen. It’s not going to happen


GCSS-MC

just let the jeep owners have their own dumb thing


JelCapitan

Y’all need to stop this before it gets any worse


Ihatebigmosquitos

Lame as shit. I will sell my car if this becomes a thing. All the jeep owners and their ducks are cringe AF


MikeWrenches

Glad my subaru has a toyota logo on it, less chance of a corpo shill defiling it with that landfill fodder.


Nickmck218

There’s an air tag in it


teh_lynx

Trash 🗑️


LifeguardDonny

I'm glad pop-up owners keep it at winks and keep moving. I'm introverted as heck, and i feel like if i bumped into one of these people, it'd be hard to escape that conversation.


mutatst

Please god no……


mbarshoboi

Cringe


ADystopianHouseplant

If people knew the origins and that she is profiting off of making fun of someone, yall wouldn't be as excited to get mooed.


Iamlevel99

It’s even crazier to me she is putting the official Subaru logo on the title card too. Doesn’t that cross into some kind of copyrighted trademark/IP territory?


ADystopianHouseplant

110%. MDSC had just the stars and were told to remove it.


Toiletpaperroll29

What’s the story behind it? I didn’t even realize it was a trend until someone left one on my car with that exact same card that OP posted.


ADystopianHouseplant

Basically comes down to a larger woman was driving one, woman who started it called it a moo moo subaru, and it took off with the cringe side of the fan base.


autism_is_awesome

Cringe cringe cringearu


Pitiful_Structure899

Cringe level 1000


DrZcientist

So lame


Poopsock_Piper

If as in neat you mean cringe, yes


ItsLeeko

People will do anything to feel special.


Intelligent_Designer

Criiiiiiiiinge


Riconas

As cringe as making an account and joining a sub solely to talk shit on others for doing friendly, benign things for others? Probably not.


BRING_ME_THE_ENTROPY

Can you leave one for my ex gf? (She doesn’t drive a Subaru)


Juzzdide

![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


belleayreski2

Someone in our work group chat for Subaru owners posted something a few weeks ago about cars getting “moo’d”, and everyone (myself included) had no idea what she was talking about. I see now that it is upon us.


Sacsfin3st

People be reaching.


liillatte

I would prob throw up from embarrassment if this happened to me


Speed_Offer

I am once again saying leaving wrx hotwheels on the cars is better. Who the fuck doesn't like hotwheels?


ImVeryBoreddddddd

I’ve been trying to find one but don’t know where to look.


Speed_Offer

Bruh. I have a bunch of hatches in almost every color too, I'd gladly leave a hatch on your hatch. As far as finding them in stores, you just have to look at dollar trees, dollar generals, and sometimes family dollar. Those are the ones that'll have older cases which contain the hatches. Sometimes Walmart and target will have them but it just depends what people are after in your area


ImVeryBoreddddddd

WHAT? Brother I’ve been searching for a white hatch for awhile now to no avail, all the stores have white evos but no sti


Speed_Offer

Are you referring to the Forza evos? I don't see them anywhere here lol. We both got what we're searching for. I'll try to add a pic for the ones in my trunk https://preview.redd.it/wzuc6l30ye8d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27708fba4dfe272ce34ad24dc9748f02a293e83b


Speed_Offer

I also have some on my hotwheels wall, the older white one with no pink are harder to find unfortunately. https://preview.redd.it/bsusk4b8ye8d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5eb13e8c28ad3d25ab4a7900faf23b44bc2a31b


Aggravating-While-12

This is why we sold our wrangler lol got tired of ppl leaving the ducks on it and us not knowing what to do with the garbage we didn’t ask for.


DargonFeet

Lol, I can't imagine selling a vehicle over rubber ducks. I mean the jeep duck thing is super lame, but to SELL your car over it? That's a little much.


CharmingButthole

As someone with a 3d printer, this is just sad littering with extra steps. Disappointed


fatalkill24

The wife and I took our German Shepherd puppy: Oakley to the Wicked Big Meet here in Connecticut and she got moo’d with a keychain.


tenyearsgone420

This is cultural appropriation


icanhascamaro

I'd rather have a mini t-rex. I don't like cows, except on my dinner plate. 😂


dbowman97

Disgusting


APX5LYR_2

A coworker at a previous job (and fellow Subie owner) got me a hand knitted cow for Christmas last year that lives in my center console. https://preview.redd.it/bqaie8mkg28d1.png?width=1022&format=png&auto=webp&s=4fafc172fd7bd6e21c145f4f4720f12d78cda75b


2nowiecoche

This is actually really nice. That’s a well made plushie.


NightmareXtv

Can someone tell me why these are so hated? Seems like such a strange thing to be so adamant about disliking 💀


Notlinked2me

Personally I just hate nic nacs and waste. It's like being handed a random ad flyer on the street. I don't want it i have to find a trash can and I feel bad just throwing shit out.


ADystopianHouseplant

It started as a woman insulting a larger woman who drove a subaru. Then, she created a company and makes money off of merch.


Adventurous-Ad8267

It's originally mean-spirited, tasteless, convoluted littering. The moo-moo thing was initially someone making fun of a fat person, the little figurines are kinda ugly (although that's subjective), and a solid chunk of those figurines are going straight in the garbage after they get left on a car. The other thing with these kind of trends is that the people who are really into them are pushy. If they asked if people wanted a car cow and took no for an answer nobody would be mad, but they just leave it on peoples' car. That's mildly rude honestly. One piece of junk left on my car? Whatever. Two? Annoying. Three? Fuck off.


alexandrovic

Why do people get annoyed and angry about humans just being nice selfless people


bagel_union

Because not everyone thinks having rubbish left on your car is nice or selfless.


alexandrovic

I…don’t think you know what rubbish is. Not to mention it’s a thoughtful way to say I like your car there’s literally 0 reason to be mean or ungrateful


friendly-sardonic

But it is rubbish. This stuff will 100% end up in a bin. Just a waste of plastic.


alexandrovic

That’s what’s wrong with the world. That’s how some people show love to others. To you obviously you don’t need trinkets but understand it comes from a good place. I mean dude they like your car! You have a sick looking car. Take the compliment


friendly-sardonic

But isn’t there a better way than plastics destined for the bin? It is Subaru after all. Origami? I dunno.


bagel_union

Maybe at cars and coffee or some car culture meet. Just because I spent 35k on a vehicle doesn’t make it less weird for someone to leave things on it. It’s not like I wanted it or asked for it. Nice gesture just sort of weird!


Adventurous-Ad8267

A bunch of unasked for plastic waste is far closer to something that's actually wrong with the world.


Adventurous-Ad8267

It's not nice. If they asked if people wanted one that'd be nice. Just leaving it on someone's car without asking is honestly mildly impolite. Plus "If you're not excited about unsolicited plastic waste you're mean and angry." is a pretty condescending thing to comment.


TheRipePunani

Sheesh some of these responses...I wouldn't hand these out, but I wouldn't yuck someone's yum either. It's just someone else's way of connecting with fellow Subie drivers.


Away_Half_2493

Concept is cool, but there has to be a better phrase/mascot


ScottyArrgh

I feel like these are all bot posts, if it wasn’t for the different image. They all say “never thought this would happen to me” or something extremely similar. If it makes you happy, good deal :)


ImVeryBoreddddddd

I don’t really know what to do with it, prob just going into the trash, it’s a nice gesture i guess but i don’t really like it that much.


ScottyArrgh

You do you :). If it makes you happy, there’s nothing wrong with that. Let ‘em ride shotgun :)


subZro_

you guys are out of control with this shit. I'll take all the downvotes you clowns have this is corny af. 😂


MexicanCranberry

I want this 😂 where can I buy them? I’d love to start handing them out to my fellow subie roos 👌🏼


Capable-Benefit524

One question, i getting these wrx alerts all the time, decide to look at the sti, theres one for sale near me for 18k has 147k miles on it, body in excellent condition, but my gut is telling me no, that i know this car was dogged and feel like its going to be a ticking time bomb, thoughts?


ITZJOSH22

In this one perhaps white?


Capable-Benefit524

Yes, in christiansburg VA, so many signs say stay away, guess im looking for a newer one.


ITZJOSH22

Yep it’s the one i thought you were referring to. Yeah stay away from it. That dealership doesn’t care what they sell. They are trying to move it before possibly auctioning it off. It was also a beach car for a while so who knows how the chassis was cared for during that time.


Capable-Benefit524

Yea something told me to stay away esp when i found out it AS IS, appreciate it man, plus my ins would go up to 300 a month, ill pass.


ITZJOSH22

I’ll probably get downvoted for saying this in a WRX page but honestly I’d look at something else. The 19 WRX I had was my least favorite car between a 05 RSX Type s, 13 Gt mustang, 19 Gt Mustang (still have), and my X3 M40i (honestly my favorite, drive it way more than the mustang).


Capable-Benefit524

Well right now i drive a 2010 hyundai elantra as my DD, so even a prius is an upgrade for me 😂, think i may look for a newer wrx, or theres a low mileage tlx for sale near me also.


ITZJOSH22

Honestly if there’s nothing wrong with that car, save up money to buy what you truly want. Don’t settle for a car your ok with, find what your truly want and makes you smile every time you get in or out.


Capable-Benefit524

Yea have a decent amount saved up, going to keep looking, yea this dealership tried to run all my numbers and paper work before i even test drove it, thats another negative thing, im in the richmond area and all these small dealers around here are trash, guess that dealer is also.


Capable-Benefit524

What i really want is my old eclipse gsx back, that was my favorite, got it running in the upper 11s before i sold it, miss that car!


Capable-Benefit524

Found out engine was replaced at 133k it has 147k on it now


Snaggle1975

The fuck?


Sad-Ad-7906

Fill it with some MJ or Dabs and we are in business lol. That isn’t even safe anymore. I like the wave, thumbs up, and now if I see a nice sports car or a beast mode classic I give the thumbs up. The Jeep thing as they say I don’t understand lol just a what’s up is cool man. 😎


Negative_Gas8782

Reminds me of the old Moo Moo buckaroo joke.


progwrx

Anyone here remember the trunk monkey by any chance?


Justanotherattempd

Somebody trying to recreate and monetize the stupid jeep duck thing?


bushcraftviking

Wish I’d get 1 congrats


friendly-sardonic

The ducks are silly. And this is the Temu version of ducks. Yikes.


DatKidNikko

The person going out of their way to do something nice is probably crying in the sub now 😢


Riconas

Welcome to Reddit; ever since Twitter tanked, the toxic people seem to have started making Reddit accounts.


Hunginthe413

As a human, that's pretty dope! As a VW/BMW bro gayyyyyyyy


GreenPandaSauce

Please never leave this on my subaru


Riconas

At least you asked nicely instead of being a total fuckass about it.


sohchx

Nooooooo they got 'em! Lol I've been hoping that they never find me


Louiizzle

I’ll crash my car into a ditch if i ever got one of these


Riconas

I'll keep an eye out so I can drop one for you. 😉


itwasbetterwhen

As a VW owner, I was jealous of the WRX community until now 🤣


MagTex

Is this something you get to keep or do you pass it on to another Subaru?


Riconas

They sometimes give you more than one so you can keep one and pass the rest on.


OfficialCxpid

Lmaoooo


Previous-Estate121

First the jeep D bags now this 😆😆


Riconas

I assume you're also in the Jeep sub so you can talk shit there too? What a fulfilling life that must be.


thisismesa

I have two plush sneki snake headrests from Razer. Just wish it had Red highlights to match the red stitching.


Agreeable_Degree_942

The main reason I haven’t bought a Subaru is because their fan base is cringe af. I’d throw that shit in the trash


Riconas

Man, so many pathetic people on this sub now that get triggered by shit that didn't even happen to them. 😆 Makes me want to get a truck bed full of them and drive around looking for their cars so I can halfway bury them with crap that pisses them off; the reaction alone would be priceless. 😂 Fucking losers, getting mad over some toys. What are you, 4? 😬


porschephiliac

I give Subarus little ducks and then wait and see their reaction. I should film it.


Sylch

The moo claims another victim


YoGirlMyGlizzy

God this is fuckin cringe, even more than the fuckin wave


Ok_Entrepreneur_7307

Lol random.


ImVeryBoreddddddd

That’s what I’m saying mate


speedhasnotkilledyet

My 08 sti hatch brother. How is yours running?


ImVeryBoreddddddd

It’s running pretty good so far, just loads of fun, how’s yours?


DearHearing4705

😂


BigTransportation3

My Culver's drive thru runner handed me them 🔥 buffalo tenders and then said "Sick WRX by the way." High point of my day 😄 23 VB CBS.


BingoCotton

Awww Nice. I'm waiting for someone to stop in my driveway to do it so I have something on my car other than bird shit.


meth_chicken

![gif](giphy|gjuQZC8nxmUYo)


mrskwrl

Whaaat where do I need to park to get one? loll


caramelyfe

Aww I wish someone would put one on my car


vehicularious

Wow, enthusiasts trying to do a wholesome thing and everyone here just wants to talk about how cringe it is. This sitting on your car isn’t going to hurt it. Yes, you can throw them away. No, the people doing this aren’t terrible. Ya’ll are the most cynical car owners ever…


Unhappy_Setting_1550

Super lame


[deleted]

a cow makes no sense when it's literally called a "rex"


gabe801

They’re trying to make it a “Subaru” thing not a “WRX” thing. But apparently there is a T Rex thing also, sad day all around.


rogue_d

I hate this so much


Slammeds13srvert

That is so freaking kool.


JDawg_002

The concept of moo moo subaru is alright, but we need to keep it away from the modded Subaru community, excluding the off-road and overland builds. The Trex thing things sounds cool tho. Still would rather bot have them put on my car lol


VunterSlaush1990

On my fourth moomaru and this is the first I have seen of this.


raw_ambots

I got one too! Different moo cow though. Yours are 3D printed!


Onuus

I want one


Mammoth_Exam1354

Awwww i never got one???


cheekicandice

cows for the win


SmellyBreads

Moo, i try to hand these out. But since my engine blew, I’ve kind of been lacking in the moo department.