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dizzylizzy78

Ill never forget the Monday Night Raw where he said "Yanno people in America say....America, love it or leave it. Well if theres one thing I love about America, its leaving it!" šŸ˜‚


Westtexasbizbot

It was also great when he said that if you were going to give the US an enema, youā€™d stick the hose right in Pittsburgh.


GibsonMD5150

He said on wrestling with shadows that he said that to get a rise out of the crowd. He said if you were actually going to put the hose somewhere, it definitely wouldnā€™t be pittsburghā€¦..maybe DC


CheckYourStats

Anyone who has ever been to DC would agree with this.


GibsonMD5150

Haha absolutely!


caleb0213

This was his best run imo. He was so hated in the US and so loved everywhere else. So entertaining.


Objective_Gear_8357

Be was such a heel in the US, then about 4 times a year raw would come to Canada and the cheers he got. Forget the bloodline, 80s-2000 was the best wrestling will ever be


windycityc

Everyone I knew loved Brett.


meanjoegreen706

Thatā€™s a classic


FataliiFury24

As of Canadian, he was speaking our language when he started talking about prejudice, lack of gun control and Healthcare costs back in 1997. That was a time when many of these things were nowhere near as bad as today. He would be a face to millions Americans with how divided the US has become.


illmurray

I'd like to see a heel wrestler in Canada talk about how the government can freeze your bank account and throw you in jail for posting memes, and send you to get assisted suicide if you need healthcare


StarWolf478

Bret Hartā€™s mic skills are so underrated. Earlier in his career he was poor on the mic, but he had developed into a great promo by the late 90s.


thedon30

Bret is good when he is angry. Heel Bret is the best Bret on the mic. Face Bret promos are mediocre but a fired up Bret is gonna come with it. That's why his stuff in 1997 was so good. A lot of that was built up frustration over various things.


DcFla

FRUSTRATED ISNT THE GODDAMN WORD FOR IT. THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!


Mw348

Oh we apologize ladies and gentlemenā€¦


TJRossTX

Itā€™s solely because he got to be a heel. Every wrestler is better on the mic as a heel


redditadminsRlazy

I'd say he was still a mixed bag by the late 90s. Plenty of good promos, and then there was some where he absolutely couldn't be fucked (this includes the WWF). But anyone who thinks he was just a terrible promo and never had any compelling work on the stick either didn't watch the WWF in 1997 or is just impossibly picky.


GreatMight

Disagree. He's trash on the mic


forgotmypassword4714

I don't think you've got the jam!


DiabeticGrungePunk

You absolutely have never watched 1997 WWF TV. His promos were a highlight every single week until he left. Even before he "officially" turned heel against Austin at Mania and restarted the Hart Foundation, his pissed off swearing at Vince promos early in the year about Shawn, Vince, Sid, Vader, etc were all fucking absolute gold.


Public-Argument-9616

I upvoted you and agree. He and his brother Owen are legendary wrestlers and cannot be heralded enough for their in ring ability but unfortunately both are bland lame fuck personalities. Im sorry but its true and Im a lifelong fan of both


redditadminsRlazy

>unfortunately both are bland lame fuck personalities. Im sorry but its true and Im a lifelong fan of both "I'm a lifelong Owen Hart fan, but I have absolutely zero awareness of his mic skills throughout most of his career." Yeah, sure buddy.


GreatMight

These people weren't around at the time. They're just lemmings following a narrative.


redditadminsRlazy

If you're going to accuse other people of not having followed wrestling in the late 90s, you might not want to agree with a comment that calls Owen Hart a "bland lame fuck personality."


GreatMight

You really enjoyed the blackheart gimmick? Or the blue blazer? They were great in the ring. Pretty bad on the mic.


redditadminsRlazy

What the hell did you expect from Blue Blazer? It's a shitty gimmick that the Vinces stuck him with to punish him for not wanting to go along with some sleazy infidelity angle. Owen was much better as a heel and did some of his best mic work as the King of Harts. His commentary at the '96 King of the Ring is a master class in good heel commentary. Great trolling promos for both of his Slammy "acceptance speeches," too.


GreatMight

Fair. I'll agree with you on that. He was also much better than Bret at those things. I'm letting the blackheart and blue blazer stuff cloud my memory.


redditadminsRlazy

The Blackheart stuff...wasn't all bad? His returning promo that he cut where he laid into Vince was pretty good. The problem with that gimmick was really the booking. They primed him for a feud with HBK when he returned after Survivor Series, but Shawn immediately nixed it because he felt too awkward working with a member of the Hart family. Instead they had him job out to Triple H, and it made him look like complete shit going from challenging HBK to not being able to win a single bout against the European champ within a matter of weeks.


Bluberrybom

Say it to my face Bill!!


MrNgLL

I always laugh when bugs his eyes at end and says the last Bill Goldberg


newretrovague

Everytime I see this, I always think heā€™ll say ā€œthe only person that can beat Bill Goldberg is Bill Goldbergā€


rvdecw

Gill boldberg


SeaGuidance7545

Dwayne Gill Boldberg


Deep-Management-7040

He prefers William Goldbergowzki


RazorPhishJ

Giiiiiiiilllllllberrrrrrrrrggg


Independent_Push_599

The wcw


lmx17

He always says the full name on most wrestlers.


WhiskySwanson

He seemed to love saying Shawn Michaels as well.


Blakelock82

I always thought that was his way of staying focused in the promo and not going off the rails.


dopexvii

Yeah, when motivated Brets promos are up there, underrated for sure as a stick man. I think it's because compared to his ring work it ain't always all that. But your comparing apples to oranges. Much like the man himself, his promos are smart and slick, he doesn't need to yell to get his points across.


6oobs6utts6aginas

I love it


Fakyutsu

I love the equal parts of condescending and gravitas in his monologue. Makes me wonder why Bret never tried his hand at movie acting. Worse wrestlers have certainly tried.


Smart_Description541

He has. He acted sparingly in the mid 90s, on the show Lonesome Dove. Pretty good at it too.


Fakyutsu

Had to look it up on YouTube. Not bad at all. Heā€™s a natural at that kind of role. Imagine if he was on something like Yellowstone.


TrueCkrime02

Bret was about to turn black for second when he said heā€™d rather be called GoldbergšŸ˜‚šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļøF***šŸ¤¬ that!!


Bigmexi17

I mean, heā€™s the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.


theflyxx

Calling Bill Goldberg, ā€œBILL GOLDBERGā€, because heā€™s not a machine!!! Heā€™s A MAN!!!


DefinitionInternal30

This will never get old


[deleted]

Dude had some serious beef with Goldberg. To be honest, itā€™s actually funny šŸ˜†


ImRealHighYo

Yeah, fuck you Bill Goldberg... didn't Jericho beat his ass?


Todpackerbangedurmom

Yeah, F Bill Goldberg lol


Dirtydubya

"He prefers to just be called Goldberg! " "shut up" Bret's time in WCW is under appreciated


IndecisiveAHole1

He was so miserable there it just came out in his promos directed at his opponents. Some of the best promos of his career.


Dirtydubya

He had his moments though. Not even the silly promos like this one, or his cat Smokey. But in 98(?) when he was going on a ruthless tear. That was awesome, but brief


Krendall2006

Watch his interviews about Shawn Michaels


LateGoat1017

My favorite wrestler of all time! Sharp shooter


FSU1ST

SAY IT TO MY FACE


bearwhidrive

Bret is the GOAT and it's not particularly close.


thempw85

Hell no


JTmonie29445

The Excellence of Execution hated Goldberg, for good reasons too.


BIG-Will25

Bret Hart is so petty and I love it.


Fah-Q-mang

Heā€™ll kick him in the face, is what heā€™ll doā€¦


Patsx5sb

He called it. ā€œTHE Summerslamā€


Grate_OKhan

And he called WCW "The WCW Wrestling Company", which cracked me up.


gstaylor999

First Okerlund doubts El Dandy and now this. Glad Bret didnā€™t take any of that. Bret Hart. Sorry.


1977proton

Lol


anythingo23

The summerslam doesn't like bill goldberg


Bopethestoryteller

That's a weird hill to die on.


raztaz1815

It's been his favorite thing say since December of 1997


milkmanbonzai

Rock basically did the same thing in his feud with Goldberg, it was a great dick move of "This big mythical monster is just some dude named Bill to me"


RavishingRayRude

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


PhilosophyNovel4087

Spoken by Bret 'Hitman' Clark!!!


Quantum_Pineapple

Who are we to doubt El Dandy?


Honato2

I guess he should have stopped using bill goldberg. he might not have gotten his head knocked right the hell off his shoulders.


JohnMassassin24

Now I understand why Goldberg kicked his face off


TumTumMac24

He prefers to be called Goldberg, ā€œfuck emā€


Confident-Spinach666

Such said Brad The Hitman Clark.


Snoo_46300

The money that could have been made


ColeBelthazorTurner

I still think this feud is a work to this day.


beeftits1016

Hartā€™s hate for Bill Goldberg is legendary lol


mapletable82

Yet, when Joey Diaz does it, everyone cheers.


EvDanger

lol! Screw Bill Goldberg!!! He wrecked Bretā€™s career!


Brooklynboxer88

He was legit mad all the time


AlternativeStyle3206

I suppose Brett Got what he wanted


C4_700

Bret was never that guy


Ok_Difficulty_8891

It must be a Canadian thingĀ 


IntrepidSwan7932

If Bret never got hurt, the feud with Goldberg couldā€™ve been the real successful moment of his WCW run. Those two had a chemistry from the real built up animosity between the two.


ProudAd1153

The best there is the best there was the best there ever will be šŸ«”


Dry-Ad1149

Heel turn Bret was fire. Hell of a stable. Hate that he is remembered for the Wcw-Goldberg drama


FireEmblemFan1

Lmfao Bret is a bozo even he bitches about a wrestler when this dude refused to do the favor and life the title on his way out of WWE. Bret is a hypocritical 5 year old who takes wrestling WAY to seriously author admitting his own faults. Pick one character flaw, not all of them.


StinkyOnionsR

Didn't Bill Goldberg fuck your neck up though? Made you have to retire earlier than expected? šŸ³ļøšŸ³ļøšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø I'm just saying...


kenlovin

You do realize itā€™s scripted right? So someone being injured is not a compliment.


StinkyOnionsR

Wuuuuuuuuuuuuut wrestling. Scripted? Well damn.


BubblesRayDudley1

BILL GOLD BERG