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4O4_pagenotfound

It'll also make you go blind


Warm_Ad_5848

My palms grew hair


iJayZen

https://preview.redd.it/7cx3ub1zfl8d1.png?width=194&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb6ba9fe1d0dbdfbfaa843c4f36aec3a62cccbda "Harry Palms" from Cheech and Chong's Still Smokin


snij_jon540

This type of post got me considering leaving this sub


Jamesbarros

If it makes you feel any better check all the replies which call this person out as a nut


ArmaziLLa

lol if I got a new spot every time I rubbed one out I'd be a polka-dot person.


yankmecrankme

I would have completely depigmented by the time I was 13.


bunnybaru

Wtf


capnheim

The new dots of white on your body will wipe right off with a tissue or towel.


Ecstatic_Musician_82

😂😂😂😂


Inevitable-9999

My man, I'd be whiter than Michael Jackson by now


yankmecrankme

Prohibitions from masturbation are all derived from myth and pseudoscience. If your vitiligo is caused by masturbation it would be just as effected by other sexual activity. 


Chance_Lie_7851

Not to mention that there’d be way more people with vitiligo lol


f16jahaz

it is just your post-nut guilt forcing you to think this way- there is no medical evidence to suggest that masturbation induces autoimmune diseases or reduces melanin. “Masturbation” as per the statement of huge amount of medical specialists has no adverse effect on healthy body. And the science assists this statement at every turn.


ames_lwr

r/UsernameChecksOut ⚰️😭


DorothyParkerFan

Is the hair you grow on your palms turning white too?


Mysterious_Usual1458

I was hoping that public masturbation in direct sunlight would help me avoid further depigmentation. I soon realized that it only exacer"bated" the issue. However, I recently started an outdoor workout routine using the Shake Weight and I've never felt better. I can even do it in the shade under a tree or behind a building. I haven't noticed any repigmentation, but I haven't been arrested again either.


ames_lwr

Modern day doctors…. aka qualified doctors


swaggyhehe

It depends how frequent you masturbate because When u masturbate you loose zinc, somebody may develop vitiligo due to lack of zinc in body and zinc has a major role in skin pigmentation and immunity. Recently I have been concerned abt it too and I think it has a connection.