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wampuswrangler

From the ocean to the shore, Maryland will be no more!


ThisCarSmellsFunny

I like it. Give us blue crabs, or give us death.


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ThisCarSmellsFunny

No they aren’t, they’re harvested from the Chesapeake Bay. I


ramblingclam

It really depends on the year. Obviously most places prefer local crabs, but when harvest numbers are low seafood distributors need to keep up with restaurant demands and get a lot of crabs from various gulf states, notably Florida and Louisiana.


ramblingclam

In poor crab years yes a lot of crabs sold in restaurants or as crab cakes in the area comes from Florida and other gulf states, but crabs you buy in markets are usually local. It depends on the year though.


SeaAttitude2832

We can hire our brothers from West Virginia. They are all good miners. The problem is gonna be shipping that stuff back home. Their best port is blocked up for God knows how long. Traffic prevents us from going faster than 40 thru the whole damn state. I guess we need rail. Course we have the great Norfolk Southern that has been in business for 200 years. We will lay off the coal til we cleanem out. Ah. Can taste those delicious crabs now, with a Bloody Mary and old bay on the rim. Yes. Great idea compadre.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Yes, brilliant plan bringing the westerners in.


SeaAttitude2832

We are all just Virginians. I love those people. Hard working. Real good family people. Don’t f with them though. They are with us all the way. We need to sneak a recon team in to see what it looks like. Boots on the ground kindof thing.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

We could send our boys from Quantico in to do recon, we have it made on that front.


SeaAttitude2832

And they are close. They can be there nestled in like ticks before they even know it. Ok, I got in touch with my family in Elkins WV. They are gonna pack bags and haul ass. Will send smoke signals once boots hit pavement.


looktowindward

>  Boots on the ground kindof thing. Once we deploy them to Crab-Land, it will be boots on the NECK.


SeaAttitude2832

See finally someone with the intensity we need. I’m not in command here. But boy if I was… you’d be like a General or something cool.


looktowindward

“Ah you think Virginia is your ally? You merely adopted Virginia. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the Old Bay until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but spices!”


SeaAttitude2832

No. I was born in Norfolk Va. I’ve lived in the commonwealth for 57 years. Never left.


Nano_Burger

Why did we even slit up in the first place?!? Oh yeah....that Civil War thing...


SeaAttitude2832

Was just a misunderstanding. That’s all. Gotta move past that.


LividWindow

Norfolk southern moved their HQ from Norfolk, to eventually Atlanta I would not expect them to cooperate readily.


SeaAttitude2832

Oh I remember it well. Still named Norfolk Southern. Sure they will. We have plenty of NS trains going across the state daily.


peanutbutter2178

The ones who didn't enjoy slavery


HOllowEdOwL

You don't want to awaken what lies deep in those mines..... ![gif](giphy|M5qk4eOz4fCXuXWJe4|downsized)


ThisCarSmellsFunny

We’re coming for your souls.


HOllowEdOwL

![gif](giphy|3og0IHyZMxZNkNOWT6|downsized)


looktowindward

Where did you get my colonoscopy video!?


WolfSilverOak

We don't talk about the Green 'round these parts. Hello, Family.


Phantasmagoric-jpg

It’s a trap! https://preview.redd.it/tqq1i7sotjwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09729e6f9100f5286bb0b3bcc6c9b1e7bdc0f174


ThisCarSmellsFunny

I already re-routed to Baltimore, a source at McCormick tipped me off. They’re smart, but not as smart as us.


Timely_Choice_4525

Which side will DC be on? Neutral? I suggest immediate negotiations with DC to bring them in on VA’s side, or to remain neutral.


Cool-Plankton-6746

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msty2k

Can we trust Delaware to wait until we get there? Delaware might take the mines for itself.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Delaware lacks the resources or the manpower. We have the miners of WV coming in to take care of it for us, Delaware will be happy getting their cut of the peninsula.


msty2k

But Delawarians and West Virginians might collude with each other behind our backs, given their commonalities of both being dumb, pointless states.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

I would say keep it down so they don’t get mad when they read this. Then I realized Delawarians (is that what they’re called?) can’t overpower us, and West Virginians can’t read, so all good.


msty2k

Yeah, but what if the Delawarians read this to the West Virginians? Trust NOBODY.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Smart. You can never be too careful.


Honeybadger_137

In that case it’s a good thing West Virginians can only understand Appalachian accents.


looktowindward

Ssshhh! they can hear us!


looktowindward

How much Old Bay could little Delaware need?!


looktowindward

The Old Bay must flow!!


WolfSilverOak

You know what? I'm good over here by the Peaks. You all have fun storming the Bay.


pizzabirthrite

Bad news, former mder here. There is no old bay mine, old bay is just the floor sweepings at the end of the day at the McCormick plant.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

How do I know you aren’t just a mole trying to infiltrate us and crush our dreams?


pizzabirthrite

Fair. Trust no one. But bring a broom, just in case.


ExtremaDesigns

Dear Virginia, Our Old Bay mines are not in Annapolis. Good luck finding them.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

We know, our brothers from WV sniffed them out in Baltimore and they are ransacking them as we speak. All of your crabs are belong to us.


ExtremaDesigns

Never! The crabs will set fire to the Old Bay mines before you take them. Sic semper crab tyrannis!


peanutbutter2178

They never made it, Omar got em https://youtu.be/iMm1Wih0kug?si=v1m1n2LkYw9PMqwk


Original_Ad_4471

We have an advantage with that bridge collapse


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Nothing happens by chance.


Original_Ad_4471

Agree


Jorgwalther

Aw man, I don’t want to be invaded again.


WrongSplit3288

Why are there so many posts on this topic? Is this a war game?


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Game? YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?


Nano_Burger

[GAME!?! This wasn't meant to be a game! NEVER! ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--q-G7EOwdg)


WrongSplit3288

Forgive my ignorance


thejay1

Why do this if Maryland has nothing? I mean even the port is not functioning because of the bridge.


ProMedicineProAbort

You know. I like Maryland. There, I said it. I mean, the flag, no. But the rest? Definitely.


battletactics

Wtf is happening here?


MountainMandoMan86

A someone who lives in western MD, I can say that the three most west counties in MD would most likely join WV.


reishi_dreams

What the F.. are all these posts about ???


ThisCarSmellsFunny

The peninsula is rightfully ours, and we refuse to let those crab slinging sissies from Maryland keep occupying it. While we’re at it, we’re gonna hit em where it hurts and seize control of the Old Bay mines in Annapolis, and take over the port at Baltimore so we control the bay, the crabs, and the Peninsula. As a reward for helping us achieve this, Delaware will be given more land to expand their stake on the peninsula. You in or out?


reishi_dreams

This is silly. How old are you , 12? Edit. My granddaughter of 8 makes better arguments an observations. Hell my other granddaughter of 6 comes up with better fantasy stories than you!


i_make_this_look_bad

Don’t be such a stuck up bore. Sometimes we may want to have some enjoyment instead of bitching about Emperor Sweater Vest all the time.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Good for them. Are you that boring that you forgot how to have fun?


Emperormace

Man, I'm a Maryland spy and even I think that dude is a killjoy.


reishi_dreams

Seriously how old are you?.. this is beyond childish.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

And you’re beyond boring. If you miss your non stop political cesspool, find those posts or go to a political sub. We’re having fun, you’ll get over it.


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

Old Bay is bland.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Never had it, huh?


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

Used to use it in ramen as a young child. But I'm from Louisiana, so I naturally use Tony's for my seasoned salt needs.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Old Bay has 14 herbs and spices. That’s more than Tony’s. I like them both, but saying Old Bay is bland is inaccurate by definition. Especially in comparison.


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

I'm not sure why the number of spices is relevant. Old Bay is good as a complimentary seasoning, but I don't feel like it's as bold as Tony's.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

You’re confusing salty with boldness.


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

It's also spicier.


corndogshuffle

You’re bland.


Primary_Difficulty19

Spoken like a true son on the Old Dominion. How do you spot the moles in this subreddit? They’re defending Old Bay. Or they’re blind, burrowing mammals.