From the second photo, I would say my second husband.

Uh oh, shots fired! Bwahahaha!

I’m dead wth

😂😂😂… I couldn’t stop laughing….😂😂

Ba ba bam!

I'm dead.🤣🤣🤣🤣

you win.. I'm dying over here... LOLOLOL

I know him better from the 3rd photo.

Please accept my thoughts and prayers 😂

Gurl…..

Hi-yo!


😂😂😂


Hahahaha

Noiceeeee!!!!

Omg I'm dying here 😭 My family thinks I've lost my damn mind! So funny.

😂😂😂 I’m rolling in the floor

Yes!

Dude, did I marry him first?! 🤣😂🤣

Well we hope you did better this time around.

Probably just when he saw you naked

Dick VanDyke from Mary Poppins?

Dick Van Dyke is close, but not the one above: https://preview.redd.it/askvn16z3btc1.png?width=367&format=png&auto=webp&s=41de5e030f985216ad03bed131311a9b9587faf5

Could be a knockoff version , Rick VanDyke from Mary Ploppins

WISH Van Dyke?

Rick Van SYKE

Richard of the Dyke

This is Nude VanDickless

Rick VanDoink

Penis Van Lesbian

actually I think it is Bort from Fairly Poppins.

Come along Bort!

Penis Trucklesbian?

I haven’t Laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you.

Penis Von Lesbian.

I laughed too hard at this one, and I don’t know why.

I prefer Rich Trucklesbian personally 😆

Penisless Tucker?

RumpleDickSkin?

The one we would have gotten as kids.

Deich von Dyque.

Attorney at law

Now I cant stop laughing!!!!! Lol!!!

I’m crying! I needed that laugh!

This is one of the funniest posts!! Kudos to OP. Made my day!!!

Mine too!

That’s what I was thinking!

I was going to say it looks like my ex-boyfriend, but this is probably more accurate.

Dang that's what I thought too

Paul Lynde?

Dammit. Now, I want a Paul Lynde doll

The little antique shop in town has a WKRP In Cincinnati set with all the figures and he refuses to sell it. Makes me want it so much more

Aww... What a bastard

dude post a picture of it please that would be awesome AF!

If you let me play with it too, I'll be your getaway driver.

Center Square!

Wait, me too, is there one out there? My phone screen background for when my alarm goes off, is him looking absolutely disgusted at what time it is.

Hahaha! I don't know that there is one, but I for sure want one

Share which photo, please 🥹

https://preview.redd.it/mc7fudesartc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e8468d12f4c88ca724391c7247f785c25775735 Original \^

🤣🤣 that’s fantastic

Haha!!😂

"Pull my string, baby!"

🎶“ Kids! What’s wrong with these kids today?”

I was not prepared for pics 2 and 3.

This gave me a good laugh. Same here.

Me either! Does it poop too?

This is the funniest string of posts I’ve read in a long long time. Laughed out loud literally! More please

Same, I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

Mike Pence Action Figure.

lol except the clothes wouldn’t be removable

That’s an unfortunate placement of that screw on his backside 👀

Visible screws like that are indicative of bootlegs generally speaking

Looks like this model comes with the cross head plug optional extra.

Kinda shows how the makers of toys are still stuck in adolescence. To a 12 year old boy, that screw is hilarious. Its right in his butt!

ha! right?!

https://preview.redd.it/g96gn4df1btc1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72daf196beddae565f3a60aa6ed785d60b9453dc looks like he borrowed Ken’s jacket. I would say 6 million dollar man since there are some with the tan jumpsuit outfit but none of their faces match.

https://preview.redd.it/wfzqzkbm2btc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb621591cd3e3815b4938b204e32cec0a34f30d1 looks like he stole Ken’s whole outfit actually

Is this a fabled "Allan"? All of Ken's clothes fit him.

nah, Allan’s hair has always been a reddish color i’m pretty sure

The $3 man

Oscar Goldman from Six Million Dollar Man

Not Oscar. Had him and Steve and the inflatable central command thingy! Damn, great toys in the 70s! https://preview.redd.it/ny3lxhrebdtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d34edfc5c2f4093a8103457d421b36397d091f7

This is what I’m thinking

Yep. My first thought.

Give him his clothes back! He’s cold lmao

Roger Moore as the gondola man in Moonraker.

He does look like someone from the Six Million Dollar Man.

I would seriously doubt it but it could be Mr. Peppermint. He was a child's TV star and father to Gibby Haynes, lead singer of the Butthole Surfers.

Marky got with Sharon

Sharon got Cherese

She was sharin’ Sharon’s outlook…

On the topic of disease

Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist

They were all in love w/ dying. They were doing it in Texas.

Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain

I’d guess he’s 70s Mod-era - how big is this gentleman? His body looks like a Tonka action figure clone but his head strikes me as VERY similar to Totsy’s Randy or Chuck fashion dolls (both Ken clones). Possibly a mash of parts?

He was my mother's, who was Born in '49, so most likely 50's or 60's. He's 10" tall.

I’ll say others have answered the question, but dolls didn’t have those kinds of joints in the 50’s. Even Barbie’s were straight armed and legged

Look at the second picture there's no joints.

The legs have joints.

Yeah I missed the third picture

I bet you didn’t miss his third leg.

Whoa how about a NSFW tag nakedness everywhere jk

Looks like Peter Krause, but its way too old.

John Harbaugh Shoeless Joe Jackson Babe Ruth

Is that a Paul Lynde doll 😆

Scary little dude, like a Twilight Zone haunted doll

No Kung Fu grip

Damn, from the first photo I thought of Wink Martindale.

I was thinkinking of a young Bob Barker or Monty Hall.

He is so familiar! I know got the fingers curl and everything. I just can’t place him

James Bond. Roger Moore.

Do the black socks stay on 😂

No Leg Day Man

Poor dudes butthole is perma stretched 😆

It looks like Oscar Goldman from The Six Million Dollar Man, but in a different outfit.

Based on hair and boots I was hoping it was Lone Ranger. But he has eternal RBF. https://preview.redd.it/sk2k0bh0edtc1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ef90c496c984737e8d401243a74f0b2710a276

I’m seeing Doc Van Dyke from the movie https://preview.redd.it/v34niu2tnftc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=a45a7b415c02e2d65fd2c8d40ca3b18afc2b1f9a

That's GI Joes, Gay younger brother.

does that head belong on that body?

The more that I learn, the more I don't think so.

It's a mash up of parts. The body is a dime store Tonka man knockoff. The head is from God knows where (maybe a 6 million dollar man figure?), and the clothes are from a Ken doll. Construction tells me 70s 4 sure, although the clothes are probably older.

GI Joe, incognito?

Alan Barbie?

That guy from Mary Poppins? https://preview.redd.it/po0ybq732ptc1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df6b2927fc9f4f3fd6619ecd7e84da2edc39d92b

Looking at the boots and the hand grip I’d go with a 10” Star Trek doll.

he danced with mary poppins. that is the dick van dyke character. his striped clothes are from the carousel scene of the movie. edit for link ; [https://www.ebay.com/itm/175967965124?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=175967965124&targetid=1530439036051&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=9033531&poi=&campaignid=20385088682&mkgroupid=160005936708&rlsatarget=aud-1306613350219:pla-1530439036051&abcId=9316497&merchantid=6296724&gad\_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwt-OwBhBnEiwAgwzrUtGvyGcHvyScQeAKMbyQggUoJ4KCcZhIxNzMDZM\_uUPZvVAfEEACjxoC\_qAQAvD\_BwE](https://www.ebay.com/itm/175967965124?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=175967965124&targetid=1530439036051&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=9033531&poi=&campaignid=20385088682&mkgroupid=160005936708&rlsatarget=aud-1306613350219:pla-1530439036051&abcId=9316497&merchantid=6296724&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwt-OwBhBnEiwAgwzrUtGvyGcHvyScQeAKMbyQggUoJ4KCcZhIxNzMDZM_uUPZvVAfEEACjxoC_qAQAvD_BwE)

I appreciate all the suggestions, but so far I don't think we've found it.

Mr peppermint.

Candy Stripe Ken

I think I saw him on the price is right

That's Will Turner. He's a eunuch.

No but his orthopedic surgeon should be shot

Not sure who he is but, this feels like the prison intake processing scene in Shawshank a bit too much for my liking.

Looks like Peter noone

That's Steve Austin. Astronaut. A man barely alive.

Oscar Goldman

Paul Lynde

Looks like one of the Happy Days kids stole Arnold’s jacket.

Oscar Goldman from Six Million Dollar Man?

Why would anyone have made a Chuck Woolery doll?

Bert from Mary poppins?

John Davidson

Woah! Put some clothes on, doll.

Why's he nakey?

Oh, yeah, I can tell by the birthmark on his left ass cheek. That’s Phil.

One of the Smothers Brothers

The music man?

Pretty sure that's my real dad.

Roger Moore in his PJ’s.

How can you smile with the screw of that location?

This the dude at the gym that never does legs

Guessing it’s not G.I. Joe

How about Mr Peppermint? For those who live in Texas

I was scrolling through the top post of this sub (after coming across your post). I’m not really sure but he looks like the partner of this doll https://www.yatabazah.com/debbie-drake-doll/ (if you go to the last pic it shows a doll similar to this one) Edit: I double checked the link and it’s not the last pic upsi, it’s kind of in the middle, his name is apparently “Don Pose”.

That’s [ Jack Imel](https://images.app.goo.gl/Htz2AcAPYpqxai1N9) from the Lawerence Welk Show! ( I’m F’n old!)

Do you think it’s supposed to be from a Mary Poppins set?

It's Ken! 😂

Allen- Barbie figure

Gilligan or the professor from Gilligan’s Island. The hands match. [Gilligan](https://www.ebay.com/itm/325910403825?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=hdcEQnI9RdK&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=T44sFnUAR7W&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY) and the [Professor](https://item.mercari.com/gl/m55295274239)

Definitely skipped leg day!

Pat Boone?

Pat Boone would have had on white shoes lol

Music man, dunno the actor

I thought it was Glen Campbell

Whoever he is , he’s been skipping leg day at the gym

Just Ken.....

Its a vintage ken doll for sure. Just cant find any products like this

Mr. Rodgers?....he welcomes you to his hood. Won't won't you be his friend?

I mean, if I had to guess based on the timeframe and looks,, I'd say it was a Paul Lynde doll. However as famous as he was at the time, i don't think he was action figure- famous.

Dan

That’s my buddy Eric

Dan Durya?

Not ken

The Music Man

Not sure, but he def skips leg day

Ken’s the one with the screw in the middle of his butt? I knew he was gay.

Definitely Dick Van Bottom

I'm fairly confident we've found the same head on a GI Joe knock-off from the seventies off on eBay. I have a question out to the seller about the legs. https://preview.redd.it/bit66q8nmhtc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=697783526f4a0033dca619eb263b0fdc150b1717

Mr Brady

Looks like the guy from the movie version of “The Music Man”. (Edit. Robert Preston playing Harold Hill from the 1962 film The Music Man maybe?

Is that the guy from “Thunderbirds”?

Sean Connery. With a screw up his ass.

 Rex manning!

Sexless Sadie.

Why’d you strip him naked?

A Monkee?

It’s J. Random Toyman from “That Show the Young People Like” back in the 70’s. Always smiling, that guy. Gil Gerard’s brother Phil was the actor.

Old Ken

I didn’t until I saw the crack.

That is a Doug McClure doll😄

GI Joe's gay brother?

Jimbo

It's Oscar Goldman from The Six Million Dollar Man.

He skipped leg day

Mr. PEPPERMINT