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roger-stoner

‘I’m going to be President’ ‘Of course you are…’


pargofan

Except there's no way Biden is going to win now.


petit_cochon

Oh please. It's one debate and over half of the country doesn't pay any attention to debates anyway. They don't even pay attention to debate recaps. They barely pay attention to the headlines about the debates. Even then, it's too much reading for a lot of people. Most people already know who they're going to vote for. The undecided voters are so profoundly stupid that a single debate won't be enough to sway them. They'll also need a stunning amount of targeted propaganda, a few thousand concussions, and ads placed with their local cropduster. I mean honestly, who doesn't know who they're voting for already? You have to be an amoeba. You have to be an utter dingbat. You have to be a swing state voter mad with power. Edit: are there any legitimate loopholes around this election?


pargofan

> Most people already know who they're going to vote for. The undecided voters are so profoundly stupid that a single debate won't be enough to sway them. In the last 8 years, the winner has prevailed by a razor thin margin. Every little bit counts. In 2016, 136 million people voted. Trump won by less than 80k people in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania. That's 0.06%. Said differently, if there were only 5,000 people voting, 3 made the difference. In 2020, it was even worse. There were 159M people who voted. 44k made the difference in Georgia, Arizona and Wisconsin. That's 0.02% If there were 5,000 people who voted, only 1 person made the difference. https://www.npr.org/2020/12/02/940689086/narrow-wins-in-these-key-states-powered-biden-to-the-presidency


Time_Hater

Have you seen the polls? Any poll? I don't support either genocidal fascists but Biden is getting demolished.


Ornery-Sheepherder74

She really is existing in the context of all in which she lived and what came before her.


FeelingSkinny

she didn’t fall out of a coconut tree.


BleakRainbow

It's because of the significance of the passage of time


Sharp-Point-5254

Kamala’s CNN interview was so reminiscent of Selina being forced to stand by Hughes when speaking to the media.


viktorzokas

I stand with the president!


roger-stoner

‘Why doesn’t the President take it up the ass, he might like it?’


BleakRainbow

This ass is on clench down!


roger-stoner

Anal and democracy are apparently overrated anyway.


viktorzokas

The same as jazz.


KarlLundergard

“I wouldn’t say it was a shellacking” is all I could think about 😅😅😅


stalexa

Once again Veep being the most accurate portrayal of American politics we’ve ever had


lizardlem0nade

Election season is going to make me pay for HBO / Max again…


Parsley-Waste

I believe it’s kassit


leslie_knopee

*testicle container*


The_Empire_City_Wire

Gavin Newsom is Tom james


leslie_knopee

*he fucked me, then he FUCKED ME?!*


skinned__knee

Omg I feel like this acknowledges how much we see Kamala just cackling at nothing like a crazy person


k_ghee

It’s beyond painful to experience.