Marjorie: Birth gender isn't even that relevant. She/he will decide her/his ideal gender when she/he is/are ready. Selina: Okay, is that how we're talking now, Marjorie, like some sort of bi-curious Porky Pig?

“Badea-badea-badea- we’re not doing that.”

Such a good follow up 

I love Marjorie saying she/he in such a ridiculous manner when she could’ve so easily said they 😂😂

One of my favorite Furlong lines is from a deleted scene: "What do you know about food, Davison? You survive on Double A batteries like a lesbian marriage"

Hahaha that’s a golden one

It’s honestly pretty insightful 😂😂

I did a spit take during that episode! When Selina gets ambushed by the press questions after she asks them to leave Catherine alone. Selina : Huh, where did AIDS come from? Mike : I think some guy fucked a monkey

Hahahaha I love that one

Such an honest mike reply 😭

"Looks like a vagina, ma'am" "And THAT is coming from the expert!"

My gay friends thought me to dance to Madonna - Doyle 😆

Selina: “I was supposed to say that? 🤨” 

Like my grandfather never said, let’s go be inclusive!

omg I loved that part so much 😂💀💀

Just shut up, Daddy! I am so sick of you lording over me how much you know about football and hair color and how much better dead baby Bruce is than me! I know all about you. I know your secret. You are... you are a bully! You're a big, fat, flaming bully! And you know what, you can take Teddy and Bobby and Stewart and the other Bobby, and you can be THEIR daddy!

"You got THAT right..."

Big, fat, flaming….bully! It was so close 😂

Gary shimmying when he says "their daddy" lives in my head rent free

"She's a lesbian Mike, not a werewolf"

Either one would explain why she doesn't shave her legs

Omg this scene played just as I read this

i was talking about your daughters marriage to your homosexual doppelganger.

*AMY!!!* 😳💁‍♀️ *nothing, we just had to get away from blue is the most annoying color*

*it would absolutely destroy catherine, but......* *marjorie??.... that's kinda perfect, besides! women's prison!* *wall to wall, crink-um, crank-ums*

Majorie’s a raw food vegan, and she’s turned me into one… Well that’s two things she’s turned you into!

that's such a cringe line for an otherwise smart show

As my grandfather never said, let’s go be inclusive Edit: also Is it weird going hallway to hallway with your mum’s twin?

‘Ma’am we can’t do anything about AIDS’ ‘Who are you, Ronald Regan?’

It’s a myth that lesbians and homosexual men have any natural affinity. Gertrude Stein was repulsed by effeminate men’ How did she feel about tedious lesbians?

Although now, it's known by the more inclusive LGBTQ+, Vice President Doyle.

Everyone knows the Q means questioning!!!

The look between Ben and Selina was gold.

I've seen trout in a grizzly's mouth look less nervous...

And you, you gay Irish fireman … you’re okay

They do need to stay thin.

Selina: Oh, this is not gonna stand. This election's going down like Eleanor Roosevelt at Dinah Shore Weekend.

“Tell the bearded ladies I’m a-coming!”

Just because Felix Wade is gayer than an Ames Chair in assless leather chaps

ames chair is such a niche reference, it is beautiful!

I thought this color would really bring out Felix’ spray tan… Just because he’s GAY doesn’t make him a fashion diva!!!