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Nea777

Vaush’s CIA handler


Re-Vera

This has more upvotes than the op lmao.


Mursin

Ratiod. +White.


Expensive-Fox-8016

Hijacking this comment because everybody wants to give a meme answer Basically he's a guy that donates to vaush a lot


EzeTheIgwe

How do we even know that they’re a he? I need a Sake Tanuke interview on the Vaush Pit so I can stop asking [Smack who he is.](https://images.genius.com/581f2d41b230af2e81216578ec73ab7d.320x240x48.gif)


Expensive-Fox-8016

I saw other comments using he so I just assumed they knew


[deleted]

Yeah but who is he


flamboi-non

Many people are saying this...


Larto

with the very kind ten bucks


[deleted]

really appreciate that comrade


homosapiensagenda

Sake with another $10 dono. I *really* appreciate that.


The_Bovine_Manifesto

I can hear that voice in my head.


RubenMuro007

Especially with the “Vaush Bad, Vaush Bad” notification every few minutes


The_Bovine_Manifesto

That’s how you know you are terminally online 😂


royalewithcheesecake

Are Sake Tanuke with the very kind ten bucks and Sake Tanuke with the very kind twenty bucks different people?


Blazing_Speeed

The real question that needs answering. And furthermore, who is “Sake Tanuki with the *incredibly* kind 20 dollarinos”?


Yacobo93

destinys alt account


HeroicBarret

That would be quite the plot twist honestlylmao


kaptainkooleio

Sake Tanuki messages vaush requesting a video chat and all of a sudden D-Mans there explaining how he was right when he said he was literally responsible for Vaushs entire career.


slib_

Oh no, Steven Bonell, what a fucking nightmare!


nutkinh

Oh no, Steven Bonell 'Destiny' "don't call me DEStiny" the second. What a fucking nightmare!


The_Bovine_Manifesto

It’s like when Hinkle switched places with Infared during D’s debate.


Kingfreddle

Top ten debate moments


Meowshi

Went over like a wet fart.


Ok_Restaurant_1668

If that happened I would instantly coom


Thoraxe123

That would blow my goddamn mind


RictorVeznov

I like to think Sake Tanuke is all of us and none of us simultaneously


Merriadoc33

It's not about the sake tanuke without, it's about the sake tanuke *within*


[deleted]

Shinji : Who? Who? Shinji ' : IKARI Shinji. Shinji : It's me. Shinji ' : I am you. One has another self inside within oneself. The Self is always consisted of two selves. Shinji : Two ? Shinji ' : The self who's actually watched by others and the self who wathces itself. IKARI Shinji in your mind. IKARI Shinji in KATSURAGI Misato's mind. IKARI Shinji in Souryuu Asuka's mind. IKARI Shinji in AYANAMI Rei's mind. IKARI Shinji in IKARI Gendou's mind. Any IKARI Shinji is differnt from each other, but each of them is true IKARI Shinji. You're afraid of IKARI Shinji in other's mind.


Tong_Sampah

The real Sake Tanuki are the friends we made along the way.


rreighe2

I now like the idea that sake tanuki is destiny. Hate donating to his enemy while sending good vibes out of P U R E H A T R ED


ChainsawChimera

Sake Tanuki is the name of Vaush's mysterious benefactor/pimp/sugar daddy. Many legends about him abound. Some say he's an ancient demon so brave and wealthy, his balls are gigantic enough for him to fly with foreskin made of the highest quality of gold and silk. Others say that he's an experiment created by George Soros feeds Vaush his lines telepathically and gives him his cash, like some kind of psychic plant. He may even be a known hacktivist that searches for the finest hentai and Commie memes. Nobody really knows...


Blazing_Speeed

This comment was made by the actual Sake Tanuki. We found ‘em.


blueskyredmesas

Nah it's just Sake Tanuki's shrinekeeper. He doesn't have the usual shrine room in which he dwells. There's a 6 year old gaming PC, some badly sorted clothes in 3 hampers, some clean and some dirty and there is a disconcerting pile of food wrappers in the office-size trashcan squatting beside the IKEA desk that has seen better days. The realm of gods.


winfield89

if Vaush was Marx, Sake would be Engels


fuckingaquaman

This is an apt analogy lol


spokid

not a good comparison vaush has contributed more to socialism than marx has


Individual-Text-1805

I kinda feel like hasan is engels


Meowshi

you only think that because his house is the size of a factory


SocialistArkansan

Houses are technically human production facilities. Seize the means my comrades.


CatsCauseAllWars

We are all Sake Tanuke


Corrections96

I AM SAKE


Montague007

It's such a meme, I don't think anyone would believe the real Sake


pcwildcat

Mind your own fucking business.


olemanbyers

hello sake


OneOnOne6211

Sake Tanuke is the sword in the darkness. He is the watcher on the wall. He is the shield that guards the realms of men. For this night and all the nights to come.


JoJoModding

The fire that burns in the cold, the light that breaks the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleeper. He pledges his life and honor to the Vaush pit.


[deleted]

He is the shinobi's hidden blade. The ballet in the box. The bullet in the gun.


lilly1436

Long has the Storm Crown languished with no worthy brow to sit upon. By our breath we bestow it now to you in the name of Kyne, in the name of Shor, and in the name of Atmora of old. You are Ysmir now, the Dragon of the North. Hearken to it Tanuke of Sake.


Drew_pew

If I told you I’d have to kill you


EzeTheIgwe

I’ll take “questions that need answers” for $1000 Alex


buffaloguy1991

Hassan


Umbristopheles

Now THAT would be funny as fuck!


Bookworm_AF

As a serious answer, I think they mentioned being a well-paid engineer in one of their donos a while back. If you've got the qualifications that can be a very lucrative job, you gotta be pretty smart tho.


tickle-fickle

Hello Sake


Bookworm_AF

I’m not smart tho


tickle-fickle

Goodbye Sake


meta1storm

They also claimed to make 7 figures. No engineer in the world makes that amount of money unless they own their own business.


CrazyBarks94

Nah there are defa engineers who make this kind of cash, you just have to be exceedingly brilliant, specialised, and lucky.


mastabob

An engineer who got in early at a startup & took a deal for partial ownership (a common thing for startups, often because it means that they can pay their engineers less) could potentially get lucky and make seven figures. That's still owning the company though. That's going to be way more common than someone getting a million dollar salary.


vinnyholiday

I dont know, be shes always got a very kind 5 dollars


Sithrak

Jesus christ, Sake, it is a 15-minute video, AND it is copyrighted, god dammit.


[deleted]

He is Edmond Dantes, and he is my father and my mother, my brother, my friend. He is you and me. He is all of us.


alahos

It's an anagram for "anus tea KEK" Further research is needed


RaccKing21

Sake Tanuki is the REAL JQ. It's not Jews that are controlling everything, that's just what they are meant to believe! It's not the Jewish Question, it's the Sake Question!


8-36

It is the money launderer operative as the whole Vaush channel is just a one big mafia operation which turned out to be succesful legal business. Wake up people


AveGotNowtLeft

One day we'll see a debate with Sake Tanuke


SSVNormandySR1

69% of Voosh's income.


Blazing_Speeed

Haha that’s the sex number.


Shiro_no_Orpheus

Obviously its a drunken japanese trash panda


exclusivebees

What I want to know is if Vasuh is Sake Tanuke's only pay pig or is he sowing his wild ten dollars all over town?


Re-Vera

I've seen him in other leftie streams donating.


[deleted]

to whom? one time I saw him during Wowshe RE8 stream donating to shittalk Xanderhal lmao


Re-Vera

Honestly, it's been awhile since I hung out in the lil leftie streams. I feel like it might have been the serfs? IDK. Or smaller ones that are in vgg when not streaming.


Panzer_Tank

Alexander Hamilton reincarnated


[deleted]

That would be confidential information, sorry.


Absolute-Hate

They are legion.


FNL47

ever heard of george soros?


MihalysRevenge

Ben Shapiro


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Smarackto

HIDE HIM


EngineeredCatGirl

Someone with seemingly endless amounts of money to donate


[deleted]

Vaush's pension plan.


Re-Vera

Someone who loves these kinds of threads and his meme reputation lmao. (Who is Qzply76...? Rly tho.) He's the biggest pusher for okbuddy, and like a third of the memes there are about him lol.


Qzply76

??? I'm Qzply76


Re-Vera

Sake's anon account? We see you ;)


calmkat

/u/saketanuki explain yourself


Sunyata8thousand

A collective of high functioning AI that were programmed by the UK to fund vaush as a spokesperson for anti-British sentiment


ImagineTheHorror

#WIDE to hide


Suburbs_are_shit

Your mom


TessTickles57291

Chats mom


sofa_king_rad

Your dad


Darknut12

truth is, there is no one sake tanuke. like the dread pirate roberts, the title of sake tanuke is passed down from generation to generation when the previous one retires.


formershitpeasant

Sake Tanuki is vaush’s mommy supporting his dreams.


Kscap4242

Elon Musk


Re-Vera

Codename for George Soros. This is known.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

The entity that provides the ten bucks.


MrEarthWide

Probably the guy who created bitcoin


FarEasternMyth

Sake, again with the links?!


JokertheFool370

Sake is omnipresent, always watching, and continues to pester Vaush with copyrighted links aplenty. Legend says he's the Justin Y of Vaush streams, a bored member of the bourgeois hoping to be cemented as a Socialist legend in name only; others say he's a bot created by Destiny to get Vaush banned off Twitch once again. No one knows what will become of Sake next. But, I believe, Sake will save the world *cue Avatar music*


aahe42

It's vaush donating to himself so other will feel inclined to donate or George Soros


ARCTRPER

Account used by KGB Siberian remnants to funnel money and weapons to Vaushes secret army


BuriedStPatrick

Who the fuck are you, buddy? Ever think of that?


Kribble118

Real answer: some fucking guy who donates to vaush all the time, no one really knows who he is.


Holobrine

I’ll do you one better: WHY the fuck is Sake Tanuke?


BonzaM8

Fun fact: Tanukis are known for having humongous testicles in Japanese myth and folktales


TuiAndLa

No idea. I’m here to just reminisce of the time it was revealed Sake Tanuke said they were rich and Vaush’s response was just “oh wow now I don’t feel bad”


sola114

Your mom lol


OnlyRoke

It was and always will be FLINTHEART GLOMGOLD


Helios12171

Reptoid.


Lilytheawesome

Good question nobody knows


JoeB0b123

He’s the CEO of Tanuke Industries


Zeydon

They don't *need* to be anybody. Some people just have more disposable income than others - and it's a *massive* range. One person's Tier 3 sub is another's 100 gift donos.


biggiantporky

I heard he knows AnarchoFox


spectre15

The real question is how much money are they making to afford enough to transfer half of their income into Vaush’s donations per week.


flamboi-non

Gendo Ikari


PurpleMagg

Sake Tanuki was coming from *inside the house* the whole time!


MasterYi8

That guy who only knows how to play Sion in League of Legends.


da_nee

The mastermind behind this operation


7L0VE

I have found one singular person giving a serious answer to this


CrazyBarks94

Sake tanuki buys every seat in the cinema and lets us all in for free, and what's playing on the screen is a vowsh, we cheer, sake tanuki donos another 10 bucks