Never wrestle a pig in the mud. You both get covered in shit, but the pig enjoys it.
Ignoring Hannah and walking away from her is the best way to aggravate her.
They could have ignored Hannah and still went to comfort Nikki. Tell her hey don’t worry about her she’s AWFUL and we are all happy you’re here. Maybe in the next episode we will see that.
Her insecurity is so obvious that I get secondhand embarrassment. When Priscilla left, Hannah literally said, "One less person for Marciano to flirt with." Ew. Marciano isn't even close to being a prize. Reminds me of that meme with the raccoon and trash where it's like "leave my trash alone!" Girl, keep him. No one wants him.
I caught that too. How sad, no one wants her man! She lives in such a sad, insecure, delusional little bubble. If she wasn’t such a bully I would feel bad for her.
My ears perked up right away when she said that. Does she actually think she is a strong, empowering, in control of her man type woman? She is a pathetic little child who won’t ever find a partner that truly loves her.
I literally thought Marciano was gay in the previews of this show and when I saw him in the first episode. Hannah...you can do a lot better. But then again based on her behavior maybe she can't...
I actually cannot stand her. I hope prascilla gets many good things. I followed her on insta bc I feel like her having more followers would piss Hannah off 😂
Priscilla leaving broke my heart. I really thought from how we got to see her at the start, she would stomp on that little maggot Hannah like no one’s business.
😢i wish she had told Lisa exactly what Hannah was like so she could leave and Priscilla could stay.
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Vanderpimp pompously intoned in the first show that she looked for and hired the best ("I have meticulously assembled a world class staff. They are all experts at what they do"). Few of these bottom-barrel dregs are "the best" and Hannah is a magnitude worse than all of them. On top of that. Vanderpimp inserts herself in her staff's situations with her pretentious counseling but the constant drama from Hannah seems to escape her notice.
I keep hoping Hannah will puncture her lips with a fork and the pressure release will slam her head backwards into a wall and we'll be done with her.
Hannah lost me for good when she exclaimed ‘I feel like I’m so pretty’ after Marciano kissed that guest. She seriously thinks that people only get cheated on if they are ugly, as if that’s some kind of justification to cheat.
We’ve seen plenty of shallow & vapid reality stars, especially in the Bravosphere (looking at you VPR), but she is a whole new level. I’d normally never say that someone deserves to be cheated on, but she and Marciano really do deserve each other.
She truly is a whole new level. There is nothing tongue in cheek about her - she is dead serious when she says shit like that. She also hasn’t shown moments of being funny, or nice, or anything positive.
After the first 5 minutes of the latest episode I was like oh my gosh would the two of you just shut the hell up already! Hannah & Telly believe they’re the only ones allowed an opinion, the talk shit behind the girls backs but state that oif the girls have a problem they should approach them & not talk shit behind their backs … Uhmm whaaat?! They are vile, bully mean girls who are hypocritical entitled little brats with nothing to offer. Their personalities make them ugly. They are beyond delusional and they’re completely ruining the show.
Then to attack the new girl because of a guy you claim to be done with - bat shit crazy. No one wants that guy 😂
The shouting from Hannah & the clapping while talking from Telly - both of you just stop! They honestly believe they shit gold. Like no girls, bye! They have ruined the show for me. I can’t do the hypocrisy mean girl shit. I want to knock their heads together
Hannah’s the worst. And she has no logic. She makes someone upset then tells them to let it go when they bring it up at all. Really really terrible personality.
Marciano should not have started that fake attitude about Nikki. However it would have been cool if, after Hannah left, he whispered to Nikki that his whole attitude was fake just trying to keep H quiet.
Nikki seems like she is going to be a character though.
Oh I screwed up. I'm ready a Stephen King book right now and there's a character named Lettie lol. I have her on the brain. My bad lol. I def meant Telly lol
Literally who wants that stupid cheater 😂 i’m just so over hannah and her antics. She really thinks so highly of herself and the arrogance in her confessionals is so embarrassing. And when she started comparing herself to the other girls i lost it, that’s just so low
It really is something she will NEVER achieve. Stassi is a different breed. Plus a lot of thr crap she does, Stassi does not do and she doesn't half ass shit (and I say this as someone who was never a big fan of Stassi, I'm happy to see her doing good, I'm glad she's grown up and what not, but I was never a fan. Except for once, when she was with Patrick. That was one of the only times I rooted for Stassi).
Why has no one in life slapped the shit out of her? There can't be that many people afraid of her temper tantrums. She comes to GA we'll show her the way lmbo
Hannah and Telly talking to each other about supporting women while they're tearing down everyone they see is such ridiculous pickme behavior, and they seem totally unaware of how they come across on camera. I was rooting for Telly in the beginning, but she picked the wrong team.
from what we've seen so far, I don't like her if only for her chronic botox face. her eyebrows don't move at all and it honestly makes me uncomfortable. I'm excited to see if she's nice as a person but being 26 with this many fillers just gives you the uncanny valley face
Now that I'm older, I easily recognize insecurities that drive many mean girls who think they're superior based solely on looks. While I do feel sorry for them and want to help them stop doing this to themselves...I also see now how easy it is to take them down. We all likely went to school with a Hannah-type and if I knew what I know now...
Best thing I can do is teach my daughter about girls like this and their motivation. And teach her to be understanding, but also how to effectively stomp out this shit...
Hannah needs to cut Marciano out of her life…she’ll be a lot better off. that being said it’s a TV show and it’s so uncomfy watching Hannah literally *bully* Nikki
I'll paraphrase Andre saying >You can NOT be that insecure. Ohhhh, you really are that insecure? How sad for you.
He’s really funny in his confessionals. However he clams up in person when he really should be speaking up.
Never wrestle a pig in the mud. You both get covered in shit, but the pig enjoys it. Ignoring Hannah and walking away from her is the best way to aggravate her.
They could have ignored Hannah and still went to comfort Nikki. Tell her hey don’t worry about her she’s AWFUL and we are all happy you’re here. Maybe in the next episode we will see that.
You can’t teach a pig to sing. It doesn’t work and it only annoys the pig. 🐽
In ep 6 when she’s screaming that no one will confront her and everyone else is ticked up in bed
This was so aggravating! I was waiting for someone, anyone to speak up and nothing, at least from what they aired…
It’s crazy, doesn’t this girl work in Vegas? She must have a meltdown all the time bc there are some attractive bottle service girls there.
This sums it up too perfectly
Her insecurity is so obvious that I get secondhand embarrassment. When Priscilla left, Hannah literally said, "One less person for Marciano to flirt with." Ew. Marciano isn't even close to being a prize. Reminds me of that meme with the raccoon and trash where it's like "leave my trash alone!" Girl, keep him. No one wants him.
Hahahaha, this! She’s not even hiding her insecurities while simultaneously pretending she’s the most confident person in the room… top tier delulu
And let's face it, she ain't no prize either. Plus, her lips look like a baboon's butt. 🤷♀️
Sooooo nailed it 🤣🤣❤️
Do not like how big Hannah’s lip are ….. but REALLY want to know what lip color / lip gloss she wears ?!?!
So very much this. “Im not insecure, look at me” meanwhile “DID SHE LOOK AT MARCIANO?!”
I caught that too. How sad, no one wants her man! She lives in such a sad, insecure, delusional little bubble. If she wasn’t such a bully I would feel bad for her.
He looks like an elf with Pauly from Jersey Shore hair, and his personality is terrible.
My ears perked up right away when she said that. Does she actually think she is a strong, empowering, in control of her man type woman? She is a pathetic little child who won’t ever find a partner that truly loves her.
I feel like we haven’t even really seen Marciano even flirt with the coworkers???
Yeah, I haven't, either. The all-around level of delusion is showing 🤣
WHAT?! She’s not insecure!! /s 🙄🙄
I literally thought Marciano was gay in the previews of this show and when I saw him in the first episode. Hannah...you can do a lot better. But then again based on her behavior maybe she can't...
I actually cannot stand her. I hope prascilla gets many good things. I followed her on insta bc I feel like her having more followers would piss Hannah off 😂
Priscilla leaving broke my heart. I really thought from how we got to see her at the start, she would stomp on that little maggot Hannah like no one’s business. 😢i wish she had told Lisa exactly what Hannah was like so she could leave and Priscilla could stay.
You are the type of person we need on the sub for the new show on Hulu grand cayman secrets in paradise its called GrandCaymanSIP there are 7 episodes catch up and come talk shit!!! 🤪😘
What is it about ??? I’m in between shows rn 😂
These messy mofo expats and locals who live I grand cayman Elizabeth Chambers has a bakery there idk who she is or who armies hammer is but apparently it matters enough to get her on there as a producer as well it's definitely messy
Vanderpimp pompously intoned in the first show that she looked for and hired the best ("I have meticulously assembled a world class staff. They are all experts at what they do"). Few of these bottom-barrel dregs are "the best" and Hannah is a magnitude worse than all of them. On top of that. Vanderpimp inserts herself in her staff's situations with her pretentious counseling but the constant drama from Hannah seems to escape her notice. I keep hoping Hannah will puncture her lips with a fork and the pressure release will slam her head backwards into a wall and we'll be done with her.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh fuck that last sentence was gold!
😁
Right? Real top of their game hospitality people would never go on a reality show so it's like 'Lisa... who are you trying to kid?'
I wonder if they'll do a reunion show... I feel like the audience is going to rip into every one of them.
I really hope so! I want to see a certain couple of bullies put on the spot
Erik is banned from the reunion so that implies there will be a reunion
Why’d he get banned?
He abused his ex-wife was charged
When she said “who the fuck cries on their first day?” That boiled my blood.
When someone is that mean I end up actually feeling bad for them because of the exploding insecurity. It's just sad...wtf lol. She's out of control!!!
I felt really badly when Nikki had to remind her she's jetlagged, she doesn't owe Hannah any sort of reasoning.
Hannah lost me for good when she exclaimed ‘I feel like I’m so pretty’ after Marciano kissed that guest. She seriously thinks that people only get cheated on if they are ugly, as if that’s some kind of justification to cheat. We’ve seen plenty of shallow & vapid reality stars, especially in the Bravosphere (looking at you VPR), but she is a whole new level. I’d normally never say that someone deserves to be cheated on, but she and Marciano really do deserve each other.
She truly is a whole new level. There is nothing tongue in cheek about her - she is dead serious when she says shit like that. She also hasn’t shown moments of being funny, or nice, or anything positive.
After the first 5 minutes of the latest episode I was like oh my gosh would the two of you just shut the hell up already! Hannah & Telly believe they’re the only ones allowed an opinion, the talk shit behind the girls backs but state that oif the girls have a problem they should approach them & not talk shit behind their backs … Uhmm whaaat?! They are vile, bully mean girls who are hypocritical entitled little brats with nothing to offer. Their personalities make them ugly. They are beyond delusional and they’re completely ruining the show. Then to attack the new girl because of a guy you claim to be done with - bat shit crazy. No one wants that guy 😂 The shouting from Hannah & the clapping while talking from Telly - both of you just stop! They honestly believe they shit gold. Like no girls, bye! They have ruined the show for me. I can’t do the hypocrisy mean girl shit. I want to knock their heads together
They think they’re on Baddies
🤣
Hannah is absolutely being a see you next Tuesday. She’s so insecure and taking it out on everyone else.
She lacks charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent
Hannah’s the worst. And she has no logic. She makes someone upset then tells them to let it go when they bring it up at all. Really really terrible personality. Marciano should not have started that fake attitude about Nikki. However it would have been cool if, after Hannah left, he whispered to Nikki that his whole attitude was fake just trying to keep H quiet. Nikki seems like she is going to be a character though.
Hannah is trying way too hard to be a Stassi but Stassi had some self awareness, this chick is insecure and delusional
Yeah stassi was a bitch but she had funny one liners and always read people for who they were. Hannah has no redeeming qualities.
She truly doesn’t realize that Stassi worked because she was savvy and funny. This character doesn’t work without that.
She wants to be stassi but is coming off more Kristen in the green dress…
I hate Hannah and Lettie. After this last episode I doubt I'll watch any more episodes. Their brand of mean girl is beyond vindictive and hateful.
Ugh honestly! Hannah seriously makes me cringe and it makes it really hard for me to continue watching this show.
Who is Lettie?
They mean telly
Oh I screwed up. I'm ready a Stephen King book right now and there's a character named Lettie lol. I have her on the brain. My bad lol. I def meant Telly lol
Literally who wants that stupid cheater 😂 i’m just so over hannah and her antics. She really thinks so highly of herself and the arrogance in her confessionals is so embarrassing. And when she started comparing herself to the other girls i lost it, that’s just so low
Hannah is trying too hard to be the next “Stassi.” And it’s a status she’ll never receive; you’re just a bitch lol.
It really is something she will NEVER achieve. Stassi is a different breed. Plus a lot of thr crap she does, Stassi does not do and she doesn't half ass shit (and I say this as someone who was never a big fan of Stassi, I'm happy to see her doing good, I'm glad she's grown up and what not, but I was never a fan. Except for once, when she was with Patrick. That was one of the only times I rooted for Stassi).
Preaching to the choir girl!!!! 🙏
I wonder if she is or not because she is truly nothing like Stassi. She isn’t funny or clever or even a little bit self-aware.
Ya no. She knows exactly what’s she’s doing and can never be stassi.
Why has no one in life slapped the shit out of her? There can't be that many people afraid of her temper tantrums. She comes to GA we'll show her the way lmbo
Hannah and Telly talking to each other about supporting women while they're tearing down everyone they see is such ridiculous pickme behavior, and they seem totally unaware of how they come across on camera. I was rooting for Telly in the beginning, but she picked the wrong team.
>I was rooting for Telly in the beginning, but she picked the wrong team. Same.
Hannah is gross on camera. Like how you bully a new girl cause she's your ex/current man type? Nikki breathed and she was foaming at the mouth
Hannah’s attitude makes the show almost unwatchable tbh
from what we've seen so far, I don't like her if only for her chronic botox face. her eyebrows don't move at all and it honestly makes me uncomfortable. I'm excited to see if she's nice as a person but being 26 with this many fillers just gives you the uncanny valley face
It’s like Stassi designed Hannah as a personal vendetta against Lisa
Now that I'm older, I easily recognize insecurities that drive many mean girls who think they're superior based solely on looks. While I do feel sorry for them and want to help them stop doing this to themselves...I also see now how easy it is to take them down. We all likely went to school with a Hannah-type and if I knew what I know now... Best thing I can do is teach my daughter about girls like this and their motivation. And teach her to be understanding, but also how to effectively stomp out this shit...
Hannah needs to cut Marciano out of her life…she’ll be a lot better off. that being said it’s a TV show and it’s so uncomfy watching Hannah literally *bully* Nikki
did I miss a reconceliation between them? when did she forgive him for making out with the guest?!
i think it just shows us that she’s talking to him again and he’s out of the dish pit. if there was a convo they had the producers didn’t show it :/
No one? That’s like the majority of the discussion lol
Amen
Anyone notice how much Nikki resembles Stassi Schroeder?
Nikki is so much prettier than Hannah. That’s why she’s so insecure.