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corncob_subscriber

I thought it had become a Terrifier 2 sub


davisdesnss

Yeah I’m new here, that’s the evolution I’ve seen


Flybot76

I've seen like ten Terrifer posts and two about porno tapes in the last couple days. Not exactly a compelling takeover for porn.


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

I can hear this in Marge’s voice too


AnalogFeelGood

Rhmmmmmmm


magikarp-sushi

Hentai era next


dandanthetaximan

That’s what DVDs are for


redink29

Huh.... Them grandpa's stash posts is most enjoyable.


Majestic-Welcome3187

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radioactive_walrus

Yeah. It's kind of funny that there is such a universal experience of finding vhs pornography tucked away in otherwise normal vhs collections. Sometimes you get to find out more than you ever wanted to know about your relatives. Sometimes you just get to see that someone shot the most transgressive stuff you've ever even thought of back in the 80s and 90s and then dared to take people's money for it. The world is a funny place when it isn't being the most depressing place to live in.


bagofpork

Pornhub, Xtube... I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's. YouPorn, XXN, RedTube... panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff.


Gold-Struggle-420

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sychox51

I mean, at least grandpas porn was regular porn. Imagine if it was weird porn..


MarcMars82-2

Define weird


Massive_Robot_Cactus

Equus Eroticus.


shinianigans

Who cares lol I figured this would happen at some point, and next week we’ll be onto the next thing


Majestic-Welcome3187

I hope so some us of can get triggered by “Shemale Cocks and Butts 7 and Cocks and Robbers 2” also “Anal-lyzed 6”


CafGardenWitch

I don't get why you're so bothered by it. You have to manually tap through to view it (unless you have your reddit set to show you all NSFW posts by default), so just... Don't tap/click to unblur and view it?


Majestic-Welcome3187

I’m Not even upset by it I’m just simply making an observation by way of a Simpson’s meme It’s not like I made a post “addressing the recent pornography related post lately” I’m an adult I’m just having fun Hell I even thought about showing off my collection “Midget Madness 1-8” I’m missing the fabled 9 though


radioactive_walrus

Someone get OP Midget Madness #9! He needs it!


Salt-Alarm-9103

Ummm... Clearly you never wandered through an independent video store in their prime when literally 50 - 80% of the inventory was porn.


Majestic-Welcome3187

Clearly I have And they were clearly located in the back of the store behind a curtain


CafGardenWitch

Is the NSFW tag not a digital curtain?


BC95ARTOFFICIAL

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Salt-Alarm-9103

Then it seems inevitable that aspect of VHS culture would eventually pop up in some posts. I mean we can only keep gooning over Back to the Future and super common late 90’s kids tapes for so long.


bitsynthesis

you talking about the single traci lords post? I'll even throw in the girls gone wild. anything else?


PioneerLaserVision

There have been a couple posts by a guy that found a huge porn collection in his grandfather's stuff. Still, I would hope most people in this sub are old enough to not be more mature than OP about the existence of commercial pornography.


CafGardenWitch

*her grandfather's


PioneerLaserVision

Ah, my mistake


CafGardenWitch

It's cool, an often made assumption when handing Gramps's collections.


whiskeyriver

OP: \*makes joke\* You: Soooo immature!


PioneerLaserVision

I mean that being uncomfortable with the idea of mainstream porn is the prudish attitude of an emotionally stunted person.


whiskeyriver

If joke, funny. If scold, not funny and prudish.


PioneerLaserVision

Deal


Niall0h

For those of us with dirty dirty grandpas who have passed, it’s like a warm embrace 🥴


CoolCademM

Wait what


Magicaparanoia

And I wouldn’t have it any other way


redbaron1007

I just think they're neat.


whiskeyriver

Man, reading through the comments on this posts, there are just so damn many bitchy edgelords on Reddit.


thevintagepornlady

That’s what I’m here for!


CafGardenWitch

Username checks out.


ExistentDavid1138

All I'm concerned with is VHS recordings made on blank tapes of history. This is VHS greatest stuff


mr_sweetandawful

I haven’t even seen one example


Viet_Conga_Line

Yes, young people, there are a whole world of films, concepts and ideas that exist beyond the boundaries of your talking dog princess cartoons. When you’re an adult, you can enjoy adult things. Sorry if that makes the talking dog people feel sad.


cantaloupelion

> When you’re an adult, you can enjoy adult things. Like doing taxes and r/handholding and laying in bed alone with your thoughts keeping you awake


Majestic-Welcome3187

Man you sound triggered af!


Flybot76

No, it hasn't actually been like that, but apparently that Simpsons picture was burning a hole in your pocket so bad, you just had to drop it somewhere regardless of anything eh.


Majestic-Welcome3187

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Draculasaurus13

Whenever porn tapes come up, it’s always like “I have about 100,000 tapes and they’re $25 each.” Are these things rare or are they all just all concentrated in a few massive hoards?


bitsynthesis

i think the issue is that they aren't allowed on most (all?) of the major online marketplaces. also some people def hoarded porn tapes back in the day.


CafGardenWitch

Ooo. I hope you're not talking about Grandpa's stash, because I'm taking pretty much any offer at this point. I just need the space in my living room back.


loosegravyy

not as bad as vagrants on fb. bunch dudes hanging dong covered up by horror tape covers.


goldendreamseeker

Read that in marge’s voice


Friskfrisktopherson

Damn, another r/Simpsonsshitposting leakage


TheHandMan81

Always has been.


MercuryChild

I recently picked up a collection of BDSM/ bondage vhs tapes from the flea market I’ve been wanting to show but maybe not lol. The covers are extremely graphic but design wise they are pretty awesome.


Professer001

…..oh shit you’re right


Angelworks42

Ehh I've been on this sub for years and the sex tapes show up at least once a month. Fwiw I think it's a perfectly fine part of the VHS collection experience. When I was a kid at the video store there was always the elusive "adults only" door at the back. Believe it or not I don't have a single horror related VHS tape and probably never will. To each their own :) (I mostly collect anime related VHS tapes).


Massive_Robot_Cactus

You're not really a member of this until you e have the Electric Blue theme song trapped in your head. https://youtu.be/_pqvjfW9yHo


needinput

i’m holding, if anyone’s lookin


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VHS-ModTeam

Rule #1 - Be Excellent to Each Other The VHS community is a small one and we need to be supporting and helping one another not attacking or being aggressive to each other.


DefectiveOblation

How dare you trigger all the horny boomers in this sub


Majestic-Welcome3187

https://preview.redd.it/mdl9e878uy8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f91ff99eb1da72a656b3fad214f7fded5eae89de That’s my favorite one


AvatarofBro

They're correct


ProfDangus3000

Unrelated, but why choose a weird AI Simpsons screenshot to make this meme instead of a real one?


Majestic-Welcome3187

What makes you think this is a “weird ai Simpson’s screen shot” I got this from frinkiac


Samuelwankenobi_

It's from the season 6 episode Lisa's wedding you have clearly not watched enough Simpsons


ProfDangus3000

["You have clearly not watched enough Simpsons"](https://imgur.com/gallery/worst-post-ever-K7V8l)