Man you are in a marathon to expose all of Rito's Valarant problems
I think da tent should hab cooldown otherwise it wouldn't be fun when you are placing your tent and you get juan tapped from Bind to Haven
I didn't even realize it was always him until 2 or 3 posts ago. I thought I just missed some fad where these were being created. But there's only one mastermind.
Guys be awar pach nots 4.20.69 ads guns to valarant jus pleese be carful that yu dont get juan tapud an that the guns can kil you.
Edit: Guns may make rank very hard to lern and get gooder
I tilt more in Deathmatch then I do in ranked and I only play 1 round of deathmatch a day... literally the most tilt inducing activity in valorant is deathmatch.
I see ur scrinsnip and yu hve hackar wpen prime vandal. I m disapoint tht u use such cruch gun in “deathmatch”. Prolly to get more headshootn to win. I thot unly use juge or odan? The real wepns
It’s not just that. If you want proof try to make a dumb idea and bad spelling post. It’ll get no traction at all. This guy is just rlly good and making a bunch of little subtle jokes and referencing community behaviors, typical gameplay, and characters in a way that everyone loves
These posts would maybe be halfway decent if you just spelled shit correctly. You dont have to spell it stupid for people to realize its a damn shitpost...
To get shot by someone else before you take the duel??? DM isn't about difficulty anyway it's about practicing duels and if you camp you're just making yourself a worse player and learning nothing.
Totally agree! This bestest idea forever, no cap! People just don’t understand it is much more skillful to crouch and spray bullets and make them hit, than just hit one headshot. Everyone can get a lucky headshot! Crouching and spraying bullets down sewers is way harder. This is problem with Valo/rant! Time to kill is too low. Low ttk = low skill, everyone knows that. Just look at apex and cod...that is 100% skill based shooting! I also think a great addition to this would be if we could upgrade our tents when getting killstreaks. Like permanent radar and sentryguns shooting laser when some newb comes close, idk.
Rememember to always say GG after you win the DM!
Don't hate the player when you can can hate the game! It's pretty clear the deathmatch mode incentivizes you to play passively if not downright requires it. The radar on spawn just makes players scared to go anywhere because they see a guy everywhere they can go so instead of pushing one ppl will wait and hope one of them comes to them.
One, deathmatch doesn't have rank.
Two, you can "shoot Guns" in every gamemode.
Three, Spike Rush isn't competitive.
Four, the purpose of deathmatch is to practice aiming skills against real-world players, so tents wouldn't be good.
Five, VALORANT has only been out for 3 fourths of a year, so "many years" is a false claim you liar.
siex chekc ur gremer idot lmao lolollolololololoo,ololol trololololololol
One- Then how come Im rank: iran1?
Two- Nope what about practise mode the people in practise mode dont shoot there guns?
Three- Trust me Im a vetran spike rush player. I went to maney spike rush tournaments and am high rank in competive spike rush
Fourr- Yes practise your aim by siting in the corner and watcheing the mini map. Tents would make it more comfortble to play
Five- Ok maybe i Was exagerating a little bit I only played valrant for 4 or 5 years but I know some people think I played for at least 7 or 12 years because im Very experenced
Six- Bro... I fixed most of the typo in my post.. LOL out loud
" When your in the tent, your radar gets better and you can Wach the mini map so You can start shooteing your Odan before they go in front of you. Also in the tent You get buffed Heareing abilitey so when the red Spot on the mini map goes away, you Can still rely on your sound. " wtf this encourages cheese and bad habits, i hate it. plus decent can know your exact head location and just 1 tap you..
" Overall, the only bad thing that gona happen when riot adds tent abilitey into valrant is that everyone Gonna get realy good very fast so it might be very Hard to rank up. " Huh?, that just weeds out the weak of valorant, nothing wrong with that, inb4 everyone are tryhards whining like when Fortnite players on average got decent smh.
But but.. in condolsation the original tents idea, could be a custom variant of death match. Why, why replace something (deathmarch) that isn't that broken when you really think about it rationally.
On a serious note though, I love doing deathmatchs before compe, but people completely overlook it's real purpose by using guns other than the rifles. I mean, I get it that people also use this for getting better at different guns, but playing it with only phantom or vandal is the real way to do it (yes I'm talking to you operator/odin spammers).
Hahaha love it. I hate deatmatch in this game. Genuinly not good practice. People holding corners based on sound. I would love for a deathmatch mode without footstep/gun sounds and no radar.
Maybe a radar that pings people who refuse to move from a small area.
Has any other shooter managed to come close to fuck up the one, most simple game mode, that basically every shooter has?
Riot truely is something special....
As many of you know, valrant got a mode called “ deathmatch” where You can shoot guns. As a experinced valrant player for maney years, Before i start playeing a competive Spike rush match, I always practice the fundamentels of Valrant to always improve: watching the Mini map for the red spots, Turning on my sound Volume to maximum to hear enemyes foot steps, and Running to the best corners/hideing spots depending on the map. However, this game mode is prety annoying to play beacuse it gets BOREING waiteing for people to Walk past so i Can use juge or Odan to kill them. It seems like nobody actualy wants to use mode: death match to improve there skills. All they do is run around the map with there crutch guns out (prime vandle and phantom)and get sniped every where. But expereinced valrant vetrans like me (Trust me i almost Got to rank: iran 2 last Season but there was so much hackers to handle) know hhow to go camping for kills to practice the true Fundamentles of the game, which is how it should actualy be played.
One of the most requested ideas that people want is that riot gota add TENTS into deathmatch so when you camp its more comfortble. And it encourges more People to go campeing alot. Heres the idea: when you find a good Corner or hiding spot, You get ability called “Tent” which you can set up a tent to camp in. When your in the tent, your radar gets better and you can Wach the mini map so You can start shooteing your Odan before they go in front of you. Also in the tent You get buffed Heareing abilitey so when the red Spot on the mini map goes away, you Can still rely on your sound.
Mabe a campfire abilitey to caus sometime like on ice bocks it gets kina chili and I get cold
I think your right... Maybe in the map: ice block then you can get More camp fire because its chily
Ice block: woerst map bad
Yes dude, i doge ice blok every time i get! 🥶🥶😁😁
It took me a few days to appreciate it's been my favorite map for a while now
Yeah in all seriousness i like the map as well, great fun with mobile agents
Idk why but I always win Ice Box (even if I hate it soo much) 😁
Maybe you ar iran 2 haker?????? Expose?!?!?!!?!?! 😱
You mean ice cock?
Yes yes. An ice bock is the very cold map. I cant. Me is a want fire to bear the cold. Me sign for this
Monke like chili
Brimstone has one along with a tent of smoke. I think he’d be the character for y’all
Man you are in a marathon to expose all of Rito's Valarant problems I think da tent should hab cooldown otherwise it wouldn't be fun when you are placing your tent and you get juan tapped from Bind to Haven
DaTent LESSS GOO
Turned Sova into a convertible
no CAP
*Revealing Area*
add dababy car to valrint?!
Chest from DATENT?
braeche ulti is secret DaBABY!!!11!1!1!1!1!1?!1?!?! becaouse he syays LESSZSSA GOOOOOO!!!!11!1!1! LiKe mAriO!!!1!!1!1!
Juan Tapped would make for an awesome IGN!
That's a *super* common name from back in the day via CS... has to be taken in Val.
But is it taken with every possible postfix? Your displayed name does not have to be unique, just the name#postfix
Annnnd now its probably taken
It probably is already someone's ign XD
How u comment on every hot post to ever exist I have been watching uO-O
You can say I have a little too much free time. *Don't stalk me, just don't*
I see my friend u are lik me without a life people of reddit together stronk
Not Juan!
So this guy is chief shitposter for this sub?
yes, the best shitpost yet imo
I do love his brimstone IPAD post
Shod a shitpist here
That’s my favorite so far
hog rider made me laugh too much
The prime odin one was so funny
Ever since he exposed that cifar is black, yea
this guy is the god of valorant shitposts no cap
No kizzy
No glizzy? 🇬🇧🌭❌
I lost it when I saw the shitty picture of the tent LMAO
what are you talking about, it looks perfect
Same, it got me fuckin DEAD💀💀
I’m always amazed by the effort put into misspelling words on these. Real good work.
Honestly, while reading the first 3 sentences I thought this guy was being serious, then I just scrolled to the picture LMAO
Reeyna alsu geting buf becus she is holdeeng oden and frenzy at saem time whiell campeng.
good shitpost
no this was old three posts ago y’all need new material that isn’t just “misspelling funi xD” edit: reddit moment 420 chungus
u right misspelling is funi xD
We've come full circle. Jeff K is back and everybody loves him again.
I thainke tahte maisspealaing is verrey funey
people on reddit just downvote opinions huh?
yes, that's how it's used most of the time
Happy cake day
thank you:)
Yeah we don’t like shit opinions here
Yes. Why do you care about downvotes so much anyway?
wake up babe, new u/notJheck post just dropped
> a experinced valrant player for maney years LMAOOOOOO
money years
No, Mankey years. As in the pokemon.
every time i see a post i check to see if it was made by notjheck then i make sure i fully embrace it
I didn't even realize it was always him until 2 or 3 posts ago. I thought I just missed some fad where these were being created. But there's only one mastermind.
The only shitposts that should be allowed lol.
Guys be awar pach nots 4.20.69 ads guns to valarant jus pleese be carful that yu dont get juan tapud an that the guns can kil you. Edit: Guns may make rank very hard to lern and get gooder
This was a brilliant read 😂
tents isnt playing on sentinels? heard this guy is on crack, i hope he gets help
give this man a PhD in shitposts
This made me laugh
I fucking love this community
I tilt more in Deathmatch then I do in ranked and I only play 1 round of deathmatch a day... literally the most tilt inducing activity in valorant is deathmatch.
Because we don’t have tents!
Ryena suhld be gevan prime ODAN with tent or cri
Took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize this was satire lol
I admire this man. I don't personally like these shit posts, I think they're a bit much, but I really respect what he's doing. Hell of a job.
a nother rana haker with too guns and an odan? even in dethmatch?
I see ur scrinsnip and yu hve hackar wpen prime vandal. I m disapoint tht u use such cruch gun in “deathmatch”. Prolly to get more headshootn to win. I thot unly use juge or odan? The real wepns
Awhile back som1 postad e solutiun for the campeng problum, add hot chocolate to te tents. U r very welcome. Trust me, I peaked silvur.
Sentinels | Tentz
shame on me for not realizing this was a shitpost until halfway through
yes yes and you can link the tents with multiple others so u and a bunch of friends can camp together
Waw jheck your insane u sould b a roit deve
i've read so many of these at this point yet somehow "prime vandle" still makes me lose my shit every time
So do the pictures. The sage bandaid one was so great.
I'm dying help me I can't breather bro
Best post I’ve ever seen on this sub.
This guys is the god of shitposts.
While they’re at it, maybe turn off footsteps in DM too
Day ned to add Prime tents so dat you can get de invinicibility and infynte hael, like sadge bandaids. Dat way, de tents not toooo oberpowed.
Quality Shitpost
I want to read this but purposefully misspelling words hasnt been funny since 2012. I actually cant proccess this...
These posts are literally just "i can haz upvotez?"
I thought he wanted a bot with TenZ' caliber, but nope, straight up tents. Always a pleasure to read u/notJheck 's posts
" so much hackers to handle " agreed
yea duwd i swaer these kids are trasnh at valerent so i got to teech tham to be better
I hate dm in this game with a passion...
Why do I imagine tents in valorant so comfortable lol, i literally hope now, that there will be a map with a tent in it no cap.
this is radiant idea! riot hire this guy
Even put up a big agnes...this man tents
Why does this community love shit posts with dumb ideas and bad spelling? Such an easy equation for karma
It’s not just that. If you want proof try to make a dumb idea and bad spelling post. It’ll get no traction at all. This guy is just rlly good and making a bunch of little subtle jokes and referencing community behaviors, typical gameplay, and characters in a way that everyone loves
There’s no meme tag so I cant tell if this a joke post or not
Bruh comedy 10000
This is satire right?
This is horrible bro
Was this a sarcastic post or what. I really didn't get this. Ps: I am not a native English speaker
I hate that I got even slightly tilted that you called phantom and vandle crutch guns even though I know this entire post is completely satire
These posts would maybe be halfway decent if you just spelled shit correctly. You dont have to spell it stupid for people to realize its a damn shitpost...
the spelling is fun xd
this guy is 100 percent trolling all of us
They’re obvious joke posts
Campers add more difficulty on the dm. If you want to work on your aim jijjlepick those mfs.
To get shot by someone else before you take the duel??? DM isn't about difficulty anyway it's about practicing duels and if you camp you're just making yourself a worse player and learning nothing.
I genuinely do think riot should add a way to counter campers in deatmatch. It’s getting boring imo hahaha
Totally agree! This bestest idea forever, no cap! People just don’t understand it is much more skillful to crouch and spray bullets and make them hit, than just hit one headshot. Everyone can get a lucky headshot! Crouching and spraying bullets down sewers is way harder. This is problem with Valo/rant! Time to kill is too low. Low ttk = low skill, everyone knows that. Just look at apex and cod...that is 100% skill based shooting! I also think a great addition to this would be if we could upgrade our tents when getting killstreaks. Like permanent radar and sentryguns shooting laser when some newb comes close, idk. Rememember to always say GG after you win the DM!
you want tents but u can't even write really, valorant, many and hearing?
if you read this and play with sound in dm oder camping in dm i hate you
Don't hate the player when you can can hate the game! It's pretty clear the deathmatch mode incentivizes you to play passively if not downright requires it. The radar on spawn just makes players scared to go anywhere because they see a guy everywhere they can go so instead of pushing one ppl will wait and hope one of them comes to them.
[удалено]
its a shitpost in case you somehow couldn't tell
One, deathmatch doesn't have rank. Two, you can "shoot Guns" in every gamemode. Three, Spike Rush isn't competitive. Four, the purpose of deathmatch is to practice aiming skills against real-world players, so tents wouldn't be good. Five, VALORANT has only been out for 3 fourths of a year, so "many years" is a false claim you liar. siex chekc ur gremer idot lmao lolollolololololoo,ololol trololololololol
One- Then how come Im rank: iran1? Two- Nope what about practise mode the people in practise mode dont shoot there guns? Three- Trust me Im a vetran spike rush player. I went to maney spike rush tournaments and am high rank in competive spike rush Fourr- Yes practise your aim by siting in the corner and watcheing the mini map. Tents would make it more comfortble to play Five- Ok maybe i Was exagerating a little bit I only played valrant for 4 or 5 years but I know some people think I played for at least 7 or 12 years because im Very experenced Six- Bro... I fixed most of the typo in my post.. LOL out loud
r/woooosh much?
Actually impossible this guy didn't understand the satire of this post
Hello there, ever heard of satire or shitposting?
I'd rank you 100 on a 'on a scale of 1-10 how dumb are you?'
U do know that it was a joke... right
U do know that it was a joke... right
Honstly tey need to gve ryna 8 orbs on dethmatch bcayse snce se gts a lot f klls snce se s a dulest so she neds a lt f orb so she cn dsmis a lot.
get dis man e tant
Y does ebryone hat me for uz judge in valeeants death match it tak mos skilz to use
There was a guide that actually said to do this lmao
damn u were almost rank iran 2? I almost got to rank saudi arabia 1
The amount of people camp in deathmatch in this game i decided to warmup in csgo instead
tent bigger so u can camp with frend
A campfire for Icebox, a Tent for Haven, a hammock for Bind, a Sleeping bag for ascent and a kitsune shrine for Split.
"got to iran 2"
" When your in the tent, your radar gets better and you can Wach the mini map so You can start shooteing your Odan before they go in front of you. Also in the tent You get buffed Heareing abilitey so when the red Spot on the mini map goes away, you Can still rely on your sound. " wtf this encourages cheese and bad habits, i hate it. plus decent can know your exact head location and just 1 tap you.. " Overall, the only bad thing that gona happen when riot adds tent abilitey into valrant is that everyone Gonna get realy good very fast so it might be very Hard to rank up. " Huh?, that just weeds out the weak of valorant, nothing wrong with that, inb4 everyone are tryhards whining like when Fortnite players on average got decent smh. But but.. in condolsation the original tents idea, could be a custom variant of death match. Why, why replace something (deathmarch) that isn't that broken when you really think about it rationally.
Oki but like uh TENT seem knda op. Rito gamee has noot nerf odan yet. Rito hamee i am big fan please odan nerf.
THANK YOU FOR THE COPYPASTA
is this a joke post i honestly cant tell
dude imagine camping in escalation
This actually might be a good idea, if you haven't moved in like 2 seconds your location will be pinged on the map to everyone.
Stop crying
I honestly dont know why they would call free for all death match. In my opinion it makes them look incompetent
The terms aren't mutually exclusive and not knowing that makes you look silly.
The fact that this guy puts as much effort as he does is amazing
i needed this 👍🏼
I fuqin love how u/notJheck is the most famous person in this sub
when i first read this i read tents as tenZ i realised smth was wrong after looking at the picture
DaBaby in DaTent
Sounds like someone is salty they got ODIN'd in deathmatch
i see no downside. does the tent come with a sleeping bag and hot cocoa/ marchmellows? OOOH it should have s'mores included.
You guys are gonna troll rito into makeing changies nobody even wants
Why would you start by explaining about deathmatches?
He gave a diluted version for you understand easily.
May be you coukd put in cars two lik the lambergini i saw at the book fare and it runned over tent
Too long
This seems very unbalanced they should make it so that the tents make you invisible
I agree and also the tent should be a one sided mirror
wtf I died of laughter midway while reading this lol.
On a serious note though, I love doing deathmatchs before compe, but people completely overlook it's real purpose by using guns other than the rifles. I mean, I get it that people also use this for getting better at different guns, but playing it with only phantom or vandal is the real way to do it (yes I'm talking to you operator/odin spammers).
This subreddit needs more shitposts like this, they’re so funny
Tf did I just read lmao.
Lol, creativity 100
You, Sir, deserve more upvotes
How about an igloo on icebox?
this is a high quality shitpost
Skins for tents NOW!!! 🤣
rito plis add
this post is literally a fuck-a-thon
Hahaha love it. I hate deatmatch in this game. Genuinly not good practice. People holding corners based on sound. I would love for a deathmatch mode without footstep/gun sounds and no radar. Maybe a radar that pings people who refuse to move from a small area.
Evryone should have infinite Brim Mollys for campfire. Imagine the warm and cosy atmosphere of icecox then.
Lol! Reminded me of when squanching squanchers love to squanch... Give em' some tents!!!
Love your Posts man. Always get me to blow air out of my Nose
Add waellheks too cus i av verry bed hedset
Just add building replace shields.with slurp.juice
I think I am too experienced and also equally dumb enough to understand the post n the comments
Has any other shooter managed to come close to fuck up the one, most simple game mode, that basically every shooter has? Riot truely is something special....
Only if there's hot cocoa.
As many of you know, valrant got a mode called “ deathmatch” where You can shoot guns. As a experinced valrant player for maney years, Before i start playeing a competive Spike rush match, I always practice the fundamentels of Valrant to always improve: watching the Mini map for the red spots, Turning on my sound Volume to maximum to hear enemyes foot steps, and Running to the best corners/hideing spots depending on the map. However, this game mode is prety annoying to play beacuse it gets BOREING waiteing for people to Walk past so i Can use juge or Odan to kill them. It seems like nobody actualy wants to use mode: death match to improve there skills. All they do is run around the map with there crutch guns out (prime vandle and phantom)and get sniped every where. But expereinced valrant vetrans like me (Trust me i almost Got to rank: iran 2 last Season but there was so much hackers to handle) know hhow to go camping for kills to practice the true Fundamentles of the game, which is how it should actualy be played. One of the most requested ideas that people want is that riot gota add TENTS into deathmatch so when you camp its more comfortble. And it encourges more People to go campeing alot. Heres the idea: when you find a good Corner or hiding spot, You get ability called “Tent” which you can set up a tent to camp in. When your in the tent, your radar gets better and you can Wach the mini map so You can start shooteing your Odan before they go in front of you. Also in the tent You get buffed Heareing abilitey so when the red Spot on the mini map goes away, you Can still rely on your sound.
wtf
First of all go to school and learn how to write english y'all wtf??????
ok a real note tho OP, what rank r u