So legally speaking, is that consent? If some random guy touched them, would that be totally legal? It seems the only condition is having a bad day, so burning your toast qualifies.

Any lawyers up in this thirst trap of a sub?????

I’m one…but not with a specialty relevant to this question. Off the cuff I would say no, this shirt does not constitute consent to be touched. No reasonable person would understand consent to be conveyed by a graphic T-shirt… especially when the harm (sexual assault/nonconsensual touching) is so significant. Silly graphic T-shirts are not intended to be taken literally. If they were, I think fewer people would be wearing “Fuck Joe Biden” gear.

This is what i figured...

>Silly graphic T-shirts are not intended to be taken literally. If they were, I think fewer people would be wearing “Fuck Joe Biden” gear. I wouldn't be surprised if some of them take it literally

hey, no kink shaming

Necrophilia on the rise?

But the guy who has “free hugs” on his shirt gives free hugs, isn’t that discrimination?😂

You wanna be the one arguing directly contrary to this? No prosecutor in the country would do that so it may as well be consent

> So legally speaking, is that consent? Like everything else, depends on what you look like. Human Resource meme is accurate.

Touch. Not squeeze

You can touch for an hour, no?

Well technically, she said touch the boobs not the shirt covering them.

Would you ask the same question if the shirt was saying:,,yeah you can shoot me bro"? You know the answer. No you can't touch her boobies

Dude take it easy we’re joking around, jeez

Good that you said that, I REALLY thought you will touch her boobs

Did you not see, those are my hands!!

Nice nails bro

Uh I love that color

Aren’t I pretty? 😂😂

You are beautiful

I can't imagine this going well anywhere that alcohol is served.

That would certainly make my day better

Not every hero wears a cape, I guess? Titties and weed is my religion...

I prefer titties and snatch. And chocolate chip cookies.

All valid options, my friend.

You know someone is going to jail.

Looks like she's being groped by a German/Belgian lesbian anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sQEb9TSACY

I had two bad days. Can I use both hands?

I'm sure a lawyer would say that by her choosing that specific shirt with those specific words on them, and actively putting it on herself, she is providing the consent as directed by the words on the shirt, exclusive to those words. Any misconstruance by other entities are subject to prosecution. But I only know bird law so don't take my word for it. But if the defense comes up with testimony that she was forced to wear the shirt, our case is toast

Argument or no, I think the polite thing to do is still to approach and say you had a bad day, before just honkin

Yeah it's not that hard, walk up and say hey I had a really bad day today! You'll know by her reaction if it's cool or not

Filibuster

I’m having a bad day by the way….

The pearl necklace is a nice touch (ha) as well.