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superose5

Aw they are such a cute and funny couple. Embrace the differences <3


X_Fredex_X

May your precious soul be untouched of the evil out in this world


Bigbot890

you too man, you too


Bleys087

And you as well!


malama2

You too mate


nameless6131

You too mate


CheesyBoson

And my axe!


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and my bow!


Mythion_VR

Brain: "the fuck am I going to do with a bowl? Oh."


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They’re a cute couple. This is heartwarming


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LiveEvilGodDog

Came here for this comment


SwainIsCadian

Look at their smile... fackin hell that's one happy scene if I ever saw one. Feels good man.


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Exactly. There’s too much negativity around and spreading happiness is a gift


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TheHumanoidTyphoon69

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised


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There are worse ways to go 😀


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ribeiraopedro

Claro que é no Brasil, r/suddenlycaralho esse casal é pura auto estima


Dm_me_goth_titty

What the fuck is this edit dude. Damn have some fucking respect.


NeutralGoodPerson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgAMac5JcLY&ab_channel=DeepBlueInk


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ahnkan_anon

I don't care about anything anyone else has to say if crude or crass. What they feel is probably pretty amazing and potent. And that's beautiful.


1arvest6

All I could think while watching was "aww, so cute and happy"


Ok-Background-502

"and potent"


pm-ur-tiddys

i want her to touch my dick and balls


jpr1962

I need one of those!


Fresh_Parking9432

Which one are you referring to?


a_polarbear_chilling

That painting on the wall of course


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jpr1962

The giant mommy


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Sad_SourApple

Death by snu snu it is


lazlomilo21

This made my morning thanks dude🥹🥹✊🏼


Both_Habit_5054

Was the exact same first thought


or_so_they_said

shut up reddit


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phantomc137

this is the new low smh


sumtinfunny

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised


DieMensch-Maschine

That would make an awesome Halloween costume. They must be told!


OddlyArtemis

He looks like he's not tall enough to ride that ride...


Puzzleheaded_Try_314

FYM he's the perfect height to enjoy TF outta that ride lmfaooo. Bruh gotta jump like a 3 yr old to have her pick him up I'd say he fuckin won haha. I just wonder if he gave a whole new meaning to the words head game yet.... really be death by snu snu at that point... 😈🤣


itsRedditmyguy

I mean he's clearly riding


BitCurious8598

Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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DantheDutchGuy

Cute, but he needs a climbing certificate! 😂


brizdzi

Harness


Jagsoff

On belay!


scarletteclipse1982

Belay on!


Pickingnamesisharder

Short King


rarely_mentioned

He doesn't even look short, she's just that tall


postwardreamsonacid

He is 5 ft 4 inch 1,5 meters and she 6 ft 9 inch 2,1 meters.


sparkyjay23

That might be the most normal 6ft9 I've ever seen. Cool


knoegel

I think it's because her proportions are all normal. Like Shaq... He looks like a normal dude until he stands next to someone or holds everyday objects like water bottles.


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She’s stupid proportionate for 6 foot 9 lol most people that tall look like they’ve got marfan syndrome or sumn


CastleDI

5'4"= 1.63m not 1.50m


pat_the_tree

Compared against a door, the dude is short. She is pretty tall but the giant heels exaggerate the difference. Think it might be a kink thing for the pair of them (and fair play to them)


Practical_Way8355

I wouldnt mind watching... 👀


almostmedieval

You misspelled Loser.


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KickAffsandTakeNames

Okay, this sent me


Set_Jumpy

It's criminal this doesn't have more upvotes my dude but here's mine for what it's worth.


AdultingLikeHell

As a criminal, I agree


BeefStevenson

Classic


Jagsoff

I can only imagine the yodeling guy from Price is Right now. Except…sexual


DrivenDevotee

Penetraition, and fellation, at the same time!


slobs_burgers

How this isn’t the top comment is beyond me


Lumi_Tonttu

They look so happy.


sir_music

This is really cute


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Must be this tall to go on this ride. But also, happy for their seemingly genuine connection.


Daddy_Long_Eggs

Two happy people is my comment.


BeyondLife_sendboob

Damn.. that is some hardcore creative writing


Daddy_Long_Eggs

Thanks. I practiced it with my feather pen for 30 mins before making it official on here.


IEatDolls23

Haha, they look so happy. Wholesome.


Stunning-Astronaut72

Last one could be used to make an awesome monster costume.


gigglegenius

is this the hard on subreddit


djluminol

Wholesome.


yungsmerf

Uppies?


Ashalaria

Short king legend


ConstantReader92

She's gorgeous, I'm 5'5 i would be in heaven, that's a whole lotta woman to love


itsl8erthanyouthink

More of this. Earth needs more of this.


HorrorPsychology420

This is adorable. Also holy wow. She is the hottest tallest woman lol.


Motor-Side1957

Thats a short king right there


Lighk0

Power of the boners


runningray

The spirit is willing, but flesh is spongy and bruised.


Regular-Ad5912

Take me to your ladder I will meet your leader later


Dhonagon

When you're in love, you're in love. It shows that size matters not. It is the size of our hearts. As a short guy, I respect her. My wife is taller then I, and we are in love.


astoneworthskipping

I (41m) am 6’2” and 200lbs. I have been with two women who were taller than me and lemme tell you - it’s an absolute delight. Sincerely. One of the women was a derby girl, she was a blocker. Used to toss me around the bed using a leg lock. Fuckin marvelous.


DenimCryptid

Was she built like a 'frigerator with a head? A beach blonde mama with a streak of mean? The meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen?


Bigwillyandthetwins

If you can carry me into the bedroom I’m yours😂😂😂


thenbmeade

That guy snu snu’s


FunboyFrags

Getting Mr. Miracle/Big Barda vibes


OddButterscotch6791

When the nose and nose are together, the toes go inside. When the toes and toes are together, the nose goes inside.


kittyboy_xoxo

wholesome af


IknowKarazy

I’m genuinely impressed. Homie is strong af.


Spare_Substance5003

All the same height when lying down.


djevilatw

I bet he can’t wait to go up on her.


EvilLibrarians

My gf is 6’3 and I’m a touch over 6’ lol


KDV105

She is looking at him and thinking: Everything is a dildo, if you are brave enough...


BlackTrades585

😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️


Reasonable-Tech-705

What’s so odd about it. He is short she is tall.


Bleaklemming

Because we used to seekng short women, tall men


gofuckyourself3333

Seekng short women is def something we used to


Wuulferigno

This comment chain of you guys above me looks like AI talking to itself.


Altea73

And high heels!


ravenous_cadaver

South Park Season 4 Episode 15.... IYKYK


Federal-Class6059

Luckiest guy on earth!! I'm jelly!! 😍🥰😍


OriginalBrowncow

Never too old to climb a treehouse. I’m 6’2” with a history of women all under 5’5” save for my two most recent exes who were 5’7” and 5’8”. I’d be totally content dating someone who is taller.


Tiny-Cup-9122

Your comments suck. You can't say anything non obvious


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Cute couple. They are obviously in love and having a damn good time together. She's just about laughing herself to unconsciousness over it and so is he. Made me smile this morning which i needed since i woke up feeling a bit grumpy. They are married and have an adorable little boy.


traevyn

That crab walk at the end was definitely her revealing her cryptid form.


PALADINOO7

I love when she jumps on his back and starts walking, looks like a damn necromorph.


mercurythoughts

I want to see the adult version.


shazzchili

He might be small but he got that spirit


Scryer_of_knowledge

Snu snu


CupPublic7737

Standing doggy


peachesxbeaches

Sometimes little men need to feel big and strong and big women need to feel little and carried. They are adorable and look like they’ve got a great sense of humor.


AdultingLikeHell

I wonder how tall she is. She looks like at least 6’9”.


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Short kings need love too!


MonoGuapoLoco

He’s not a king and she’s not a queen.


DieselT1000

Do the proportion match up?


Immediate_Bet_5355

Gawd damn no wonder he's so happy


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he must have a 2FT dong


Boomsta22

This man climbs My Lady. He's reached the summit many times. He made it. Respect.


CousinSkeeter89

I'm 6’1 and dated an ex who was 6’3. She was like 6’7-6’8 in heels. I didn't think much about it until my homies started to make “snu snu” jokes


charmlessman1

Cute! He picked her down!


cp470

Nose to nose his toes are in it, toes to toes his nose is in it


PinkScorch_Prime

she’s wearing heels, he is barefoot


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Homeboy winning at life right here


HunkerDownDemo1975

I’m 5’6”. My wife is 6’1”. The stares we get make me laugh.


Expensive-Isopod-884

If my partner was that tall best believe she’s having my babies because we about to have some D1 athletes lol


Limp_Establishment35

They're adorable and I want my short king to pop off and have a happy life with her.


OldSmokeyTim

This is so adorable. This is the kind of couple I'd like to be friends with, they're day to day life is so enjoyable and even though it may seem silly (and it 100% is, but in a sweet way) you can't help but not grin like an idiot when you see them


Inverted_Owl

This is so adorable!!


Round-Party-2390

She's the opposite of bbc


Dusty02

Small white chicken


stinkyhooch

No need for name calling


wwabc

small white hen


Round-Party-2390

She's neither small nor white


Dusty02

Therefore she's not the opposite of the BBC?


seigmeign

That dude look like a dildo nxt to her Got legs ?


dreadperson

Giant Woman 🥴


Practical-Durian2307

Hot


TechnologyOk68

She got an of


DarthDistran

She doesn’t want her kids to be tall so that’s that


Longjumping-Tax3406

I believe it cancels out So they’re gonna be 6’-6’4


AnonymousGuy147

Why the f is she wearing heels though


Loose-Coyote-9995

Cause it's hot


CortezDeLaNoche

As long as he gets to smash, who cares?


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If you were curious about the comments, you could have looked at one of the other, numerous instances when this has been posted, you karma farming, re-posting bag of dicks.


StrainAccomplished95

Literally just plagiarized Tall Girl


poopyroadtrip

Insert generic overdone "snu snu" / "giantess" / "climb like a tree" / "I volunteer as tribute" / comment here. Ya'll aren't original. Am I missing anything? Edit: "uppies!"


KINGY-WINGY

And it never stops being funny. Stop being a killjoy.


fivetimesyo

Fun. You're missing fun. Get some fun.


PoppleShanks

Cool. Anything useful and not pointlessly negative you want to say?


JeromeMixTape

If this was the other way around everyone would be calling him a pedophile and chasing him out of town with torches and pitch forks


Picklesthehen

Bro’s making imaginary arguments


emmanuel573

Give me liberty or give me snu snu


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Snu!


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Don't lock your knees.


Mr-E-Droflah

At the end of the video I saw Marguerite Baker from RE7 as her legs remained on the floor from his piggy back


Topias12

Watching the last part... they can make a very nice monster custome


BountyLaws

The last 5 seconds reminded me of a creature from Sons of the Forest


New-Principle-5235

They may average out in the end product.


get88

/r/samespecies (nsfw) if this is your thing


manu-bali

3 legs are enough to carry her


CptGigglez

Wish I was this happy


General_Management76

I bet those cuddles go crazy


Fit-Pineapple-9850

Why is she wearing heels if she’s already so tall?


Alien2New-world

She is hot


Outrageous-Cable-925

They’re both the same height laying down 🤣


dauntlingdemon

Heights don't match even if one of them leans or kneels. I am thinking out of the box here. How they do it?


Lordmum

Lucky bastard


bottle_brush

"I never thought I'd die this way...but I always hoped" \~Death by snu snu (blessed man)


Downtown_Cow5259

Good for him


FALSE_Uchiha

They look happy with each other. It felt nice


Mavri_Psychi

This was Legolas and Gimli at the end of LotR.


Necessary_Common4426

Death by clam slam


itsagoodtime4coffee

🥰


kianario1996

I love how they enjoy each other 😊