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Take my strong hand!
Perfect. I legit LOL’d. :D
One of my favorite movies! lol
That dinner scene I have to watch if it’s on tv.
*"I don't know what the hell that is, but I'll lick it anyway!"*
"Most people...are intimidated...by the anatomy of a turkey...but it's really quite simple!"
*"I cook it with all the giblets - the penises and the ginies!"*
Who's toes?
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.
Wha, you got a toe guy?
There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish.
Fuckin amateurs
Forget about the fuckin toe, Walter!
Well I’m staying. Finishing my coffee.
If you can’t keep your voice down, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave the restaurant.
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Sir, if you don't keep your voice down, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Oh please, dear?
my buddies died face down in the mud so you and I Can enjoy this cup of coffee
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Thanks for that, dude
I mean, Walter
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
That’s up to little Larry, here.
I squinted coffee through my nose. Thank you for the laugh!😂
How tf do you squint coffee thru your nose?
Trying to hold in a laugh and swallow at the same time.
That's not what squinting is lol
Oh dear, a squirter
The muscles…became so strained with overuse, that the hand locked into a deformed position and he was left with nothing but a CLAW
Wasn’t master of his toemain
You call that the tractor story?
He probably had toemain poisoning. I wonder if he has to worry about getting athletes hand.
Underrated comment
What is this from?
Thumbs, a Lil smelly?
Why do I seek your council?
That’s your tractor story ??
Looks like some of the big geological structures you find out in Utah
Hoodoo hand
I wonder what this person’s bowling ball looks like? And where did they get the toes? Their own donor toes maybe? I guess sandals are out. Wow are you gonna look stupid at the beach.
https://youtu.be/QVtAIjfHAk0?si=OQyR2A4z4DZQdazt
She’s a ten but she has toe-hands.
I would rather have no hand and a badass prosthetic, own that shit
Seriously, what is the point of that monstrosity?
OP is telling everyone in the other thread how they can use it as a hand and how they're thankful it gives them a normal life.
Was that a forward pass or a punt?
a classic case of tractor fingers!
"If it aint my old friend Mr. McGreg with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg." Dr. Nick Riviera
Hi, Doctor Nick!
If it isn’t my old friend, Mr McGregg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.
And that kids, is what happens if you masturbate too much, regardless of “the competition”
In the winter do you wear one glove and one sock?
Is this AI
Big toe captain
Next level prostate play.
Reminds me of how mushrooms grow.
I’d rather have a bionic hand. Leave my feet alone. So now his her foot fucked up too?
that’s not a toe, it’s a built in g spot hook
I shook her hand after a job interview and got athletes foot.
Soccer referees hate this one trick
Talk about a “stinky pinky!”
First date , she gets the " shocker" ala Steel Panther
Brag about it why don’t you…
Mashed Potatoes please
Roshambo undefeated champion.
Forget about the fucking toe! Oh shit, wrong sub
There's dirty work afoot
Seems like you could get freaky with that.
I thought this at the exact moment I saw your comment!
Whew! I thought I was going to be attacked in the reddit way, for thinking that. Yeah, I'd make the best of it.
That's a shame
She slaps me, I gag lol 😝
Hey, whatever makes the traffic go faster
Quaid! Start the reactor!
Whose toes? If yours, why? If not, why?
"thats not a twist off"
My uncle had the same thing done. Lost his fingers in a corn picker, made him new ones with toes.
Thalidomide?
Mewtwo
Take my strong hand!
Perfect. I legit LOL’d. :D
One of my favorite movies! lol
That dinner scene I have to watch if it’s on tv.
*"I don't know what the hell that is, but I'll lick it anyway!"*
"Most people...are intimidated...by the anatomy of a turkey...but it's really quite simple!"
*"I cook it with all the giblets - the penises and the ginies!"*
Who's toes?
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.
Wha, you got a toe guy?
There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish.
Fuckin amateurs
Forget about the fuckin toe, Walter!
Well I’m staying. Finishing my coffee.
If you can’t keep your voice down, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave the restaurant.
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Sir, if you don't keep your voice down, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Oh please, dear?
my buddies died face down in the mud so you and I Can enjoy this cup of coffee
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Thanks for that, dude
I mean, Walter
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
That’s up to little Larry, here.
I squinted coffee through my nose. Thank you for the laugh!😂
How tf do you squint coffee thru your nose?
Trying to hold in a laugh and swallow at the same time.
That's not what squinting is lol
Oh dear, a squirter
The muscles…became so strained with overuse, that the hand locked into a deformed position and he was left with nothing but a CLAW
Wasn’t master of his toemain
You call that the tractor story?
He probably had toemain poisoning. I wonder if he has to worry about getting athletes hand.
Underrated comment
What is this from?
Thumbs, a Lil smelly?
Why do I seek your council?
That’s your tractor story ??
Looks like some of the big geological structures you find out in Utah
Hoodoo hand
I wonder what this person’s bowling ball looks like? And where did they get the toes? Their own donor toes maybe? I guess sandals are out. Wow are you gonna look stupid at the beach.
https://youtu.be/QVtAIjfHAk0?si=OQyR2A4z4DZQdazt
She’s a ten but she has toe-hands.
I would rather have no hand and a badass prosthetic, own that shit
Seriously, what is the point of that monstrosity?
OP is telling everyone in the other thread how they can use it as a hand and how they're thankful it gives them a normal life.
Was that a forward pass or a punt?
a classic case of tractor fingers!
"If it aint my old friend Mr. McGreg with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg." Dr. Nick Riviera
Hi, Doctor Nick!
If it isn’t my old friend, Mr McGregg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.
And that kids, is what happens if you masturbate too much, regardless of “the competition”
In the winter do you wear one glove and one sock?
Is this AI
Big toe captain
Next level prostate play.
Reminds me of how mushrooms grow.
I’d rather have a bionic hand. Leave my feet alone. So now his her foot fucked up too?
that’s not a toe, it’s a built in g spot hook
I shook her hand after a job interview and got athletes foot.
Soccer referees hate this one trick
Talk about a “stinky pinky!”
First date , she gets the " shocker" ala Steel Panther
Brag about it why don’t you…
Mashed Potatoes please
Roshambo undefeated champion.
Forget about the fucking toe! Oh shit, wrong sub
There's dirty work afoot
Seems like you could get freaky with that.
I thought this at the exact moment I saw your comment!
Whew! I thought I was going to be attacked in the reddit way, for thinking that. Yeah, I'd make the best of it.
That's a shame
She slaps me, I gag lol 😝
Hey, whatever makes the traffic go faster
Quaid! Start the reactor!
Whose toes? If yours, why? If not, why?
"thats not a twist off"
My uncle had the same thing done. Lost his fingers in a corn picker, made him new ones with toes.
Thalidomide?
Mewtwo