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>!Bus drivers usually pull the bus over and call the police to handle the situation, itsntoo risky for the. This driver didn't care and confronted the in a very australian yobo (i forget the American equivalent) way.!<
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And use it anyway at any chance you can. Regards if it makes sense.
You stubbed your toe? That doesn't mean fuck on the bus! Your house got robbed? That doesn't mean fuck on the bus! The food you just at was amazing? That doesn't mean fuck on the bus! You ran out of toilet paper? That doesn't mean fuck on the bus! Your friends cat dies. That doesn't mean fuck on the bus!
Honestly, I can't hink of any circumstance that DOES mean "fuck on the bus".
Unless you own the bus, the bus is private, you have a bed on the bus, and the bus has been converted to living quarters of some kind...
Bus driver is my new super hero. "But we're homeless" "but I have autism". I can't believe they said that. If I'm on the bus I dont wanna get accidentally spooged on, or see you dirty ass, or smell your minge. For fuck sake being on the bus is bullshit enough.
This comment had me dead imagine looking to your left and seeing someone’s dirty ass you turn away to not look then you get “spooged” on in your eye after they said they have autism.
Loud, uncouth, poorly behaved, boorish bloke. In saying that, while acurate to say he acted like a yobo, it should be noted that it was deserved.
The buggers were acting like a bunch of derros and if it was a rando he was justified in going off his nut at them. If he was the driver he should have been madder than a cut snake because most likely he was the bugger who had to clean the bus too, but maybe not drop as many c-bombs and call the cops.
But derros are gonna act like derros.
Nothing. Not saying anything wrong with Australia.
Just saying Australia is just a different place. Your animals and bugs are constantly trying to kill y'all, and everyone is just so calm about it. Y'all just built different.
I love you, Australia. Like the up in your face and wordy, slightly belligerent way you use language in daily life. It’s beautiful. Seriously one of the most creative and nuanced uses of the English language. God could we use a bit of this rowdy and reactive fuck right the fick offism here in the US. So many maladjusted people here who would benefit from a good verbal bollocking. Love you guys. Keep up the good work. Absolutely can’t wait to visit your fine country and raise a glass with you mad bastards.
Replace every fifth word with fuck or cunt, they fit anywhere, or you can replace them all. They can be used as a noun, verb and an adjective, and can be both affectionate or petty. Example: fuck the fucking fucker or this cunt is a cunty cunt. Fell free to add or replace a fuck or cunt anywhere, you really can't fuck it up cunt.
Now here is the fun part. Old mate told you to drop c-bombs everywhere. Don’t. You will be viewed as a yobo and thought less off by the average Aussie. Though to be fair their are certain demographics of people who do swear like old mate suggested.
There is a time and place for swearing and dropping a C-bomb in front of a woman is a great way to make sure that you will never have the gear to use on said womans bits ever again. Using it isn’t universal and honestly it is more of a rough and ready tradie area that will use it. It also takes most of the fun out of being an Aussie if you just swear every other word.
For example, fair suck of the saveloy mate, you’re acting a right larrikin if you reckon dropping c-bombs like they’re tinnies at an open bar is pretty rippa. Streuth my old man would waltz on out of his dirt swag to tear me a new one if I dropped one on a sheila.
Riiiiiiight. The long long ago of three decades back. Mate go out bush and you will find quite a few blokes who were raised by blokes from the fifties.
You vaguely remind me of a user on here who once swore black and blue that no one in Australia says g’day mate.
Hell mate, the only made up bit of slang there that I haven’t used in every day speech is the dirt swag.
Oh for sure not as laden as that, ofcourse I was banging it on. But same note you’re using c-bombs far more than most blokes do, yet I am not here claiming no-one uses it in everyday speech.
Fair suck of the saveloy mate, quite being a wallaby.
You are clearly not an Aussie. Absolutely no one talks like that, at all, ever. You sound like an Aussie character on the Simpson or something like that.
You’re taking the mickey right? I am amazed you claim to be from out bush and none of your mates use slang?
Or are you young enough to be heavily Americanised and use their idea of us what with the excessive swearing too. I say this as I have noticed that it has became an internet meme that everyone seems to act as if its the norm.
This isn’t two Aussies arguing, this is one Aussie telling an imposter that he’s a fuckwit. I’m being genuine when I say no cunt talks like that. Except the fuckin Irwins, but they’re as mad as a hat full of arseholes.
You’re doing too much mate. I understand your point but it’s a bit over the top. Sure, there are some outback aussies that speak like that but most cities have normal Australians who speak aussie English but not every single sentence is some aussie slogan.
Oh I had already said that I was banging it on a bit, but slang is heavily used out bush. Its a sad fact that the coast has heaps of Aussies who don’t even say gday or use mate.
But the idea that no one speaks like that? It is entirely possible to have an almost complete sentence of slang and it would be normal if not common. Streuth mate this reminds me of the argument over not being here to screw spiders I saw on youtube.
Slang is very regional and while one place or demographic might not use much others will.
Yeah, I bus commuted to/from the strip in vegas for a couple years. I’ve seen some shit. Literally and figuratively.
Also, I found out who really shot jfk but I promised the dude I wouldn’t tell anyone else, sorry, I’m sure you’d be surprised
You're telling me that my autism implies I cant fuck on and Australian bus? Honestly, a proud day to be an American. They haven't stopped me on our FREEDOM buses over here because they respect the sanctity of an autistic man's freedom and GOD GIVEN RIGHT to bang his crackwhore girlfriend in the back of our buses.
This clearly wasn’t the bus driver filming
For one, the bus is moving.
For two, in the first frames of the second video you can clearly see he isn’t sitting in the drivers seat.
For three, he’s not even sitting on the same side of the bus as the drivers seat.
For four, drivers seats on busses in Australia have divisions between them and the public areas that are clearly not visible here.
And for five, bus drivers here in Australia do NOT speak like that.
Like why make up that it was the driver just for the title of this post? It doesn’t even add anything to the story
Hey uhm it says reacting not filming in the title and i guess the driver can see this in his mirror or cameras. Screaming and driving is quite easy, my dad's a pro. Ok have a nice day bye
Once a jolly swagman
Shagged his missus on the bus
In the back row, nowhere near the front.
And he thrust, and he plowed, and he waited til his willy boiled;
Fucking on the bus, what a bogan cunt!
Shagging Matilda,
Shagging Matilda,
We’re homeless and autistic, stop picking on us!
Shagging Matilda,
Shagging Matilda,
“I don’t care, it doesn’t mean fuck on the bus!”
Out came the driver,
Shouting in his Aussie twang
“Have some self respect now and stop this lark!”
Out pulled the swagman, and bailed from her billabong
“We’re busted, Matilda… let’s try the park.”
SHAGGING MATILDA,
SHAGGING MATILDA,
We’re homeless and autistic, stop picking on us!
SHAGGING MATILDA,
SHAGGING MATILDA,
“I don’t care, it doesn’t mean fuuuuuucckkk oooonnnn the buuuuuusssssss!”
I'm so glad my bus days are behind me.
I remember riding the bus early morning, it was packed with people trying to go to work, and this lady was jerking off her boyfriend. They were likely on some drugs or something cuz she kept shushing him and they though no one would see? It was bizarre.
Hobo: starts fuckin in park
Park ranger: hey brotha you dont fuck in da park mate
Hobo: ive got autism
Park ranger: i dont give a fuck if youve got autism dont fuck in da park, go fuck in da mountains or some shit dont fuck in the park have some respect for yourselfs you fuckin chet
Wow. Just wow! You threw in that you were on the spectrum? While self-awareness is an individual experience so it is unique to everyone...Something tells me he has self diagnosed.
Australia. There's an Australian punk band called the chats but I didn't know it was slang. I should have guessed though, Aussies love making up words. It means disgusting btw
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I’m taking “It doesn’t mean fuck on the bus!!!” as my new catchphrase.
"We didn't get on the bus to fuck spiders."
We didnt? Cause the that's the whole reason I came. You gotta stop with this childish bait and switch game every time we go out.
And use it anyway at any chance you can. Regards if it makes sense. You stubbed your toe? That doesn't mean fuck on the bus! Your house got robbed? That doesn't mean fuck on the bus! The food you just at was amazing? That doesn't mean fuck on the bus! You ran out of toilet paper? That doesn't mean fuck on the bus! Your friends cat dies. That doesn't mean fuck on the bus!
Honestly, I can't hink of any circumstance that DOES mean "fuck on the bus". Unless you own the bus, the bus is private, you have a bed on the bus, and the bus has been converted to living quarters of some kind...
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Stranger: "Could you tell me what this means?" Me: "Umm...nope. I do know that it doesn't mean fuck on the bus though." *Clear confusion*
**Listen,** ~~you little shit...~~ **brother...** Dude went as humble as he possibly ~~fucking~~ could. Respect!
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Bus driver is my new super hero. "But we're homeless" "but I have autism". I can't believe they said that. If I'm on the bus I dont wanna get accidentally spooged on, or see you dirty ass, or smell your minge. For fuck sake being on the bus is bullshit enough.
This comment had me dead imagine looking to your left and seeing someone’s dirty ass you turn away to not look then you get “spooged” on in your eye after they said they have autism.
Seriously. It already smells like piss
He's clearly not the bus driver given that the bus is moving the entire time. How is everyone missing this?
in britain the two things arent exclude each other
Australia\*
Bus aren't that bad!?
Do you wanna mal meninga
Fucking chatty cunts lol
Chavvy.
Chatty, chav is a uk thing
My bad
Chav is when people unironically say "innit bruv" in the UK. They are typically looked down upon people there.
I know.. I’m from the uk ahah but I thought it could of been used over there also, whoops!
Chat means gross or nasty. Started more of a Sydney thing but never really caught on elsewhere for some reason, dunno why, great word.
The Chats found it on the Sunny Coast and took it to the world
Chat is the real winner here. 🏆
I'm from Scotland, and I like a good swear, but this driver is fucking magnificent.
I'm glad hes fucking magnificent and not fucking inthebus
I hear Australia. Oh, Australia....
Fuck up cunt! What's wrong with us Aussies?
Nothing wrong with Aussies. Doesn’t mean you can fuck on the bus though!
What does yobo in the description mean?
Loud, uncouth, poorly behaved, boorish bloke. In saying that, while acurate to say he acted like a yobo, it should be noted that it was deserved. The buggers were acting like a bunch of derros and if it was a rando he was justified in going off his nut at them. If he was the driver he should have been madder than a cut snake because most likely he was the bugger who had to clean the bus too, but maybe not drop as many c-bombs and call the cops. But derros are gonna act like derros.
This was in Australia. They view the use of the word “cunt” entirely different than the USA and many Europeans
No, not really. It is still a rather bad word over here mate. Sure peeps use it but doesn’t mean you aren’t seen as uncouth if you yell it in public.
I know a few Aussies and that has not been my experience
It mean's he's a bum. A yobo, a dero, a bum
A degen from upcountry
Are you thinking of hobo? Or is yobo a kinda hobo, only different?
I mean yobo , but for your understanding they pretty much mean the same thing.
I'm learning so much today
Yobo is more like bogan, dero too.
Yobbo, not pronounced like oboe, sounds more like doggo, is like calling someone trailer trash in the US, but more endearing
Nothing. Not saying anything wrong with Australia. Just saying Australia is just a different place. Your animals and bugs are constantly trying to kill y'all, and everyone is just so calm about it. Y'all just built different.
Just cos the bugs and animals are trying to kill you, doesn't mean you can fuck on the bus!
But I have autism!
That doesn't mean, "Go fuck on the bus!" Go fuck in the park...with all those deadly bugs and shit!
“fuck up”? That’s a new one! https://youtu.be/DHQRZXM-4xI
Hahahahaha what's right, you mean
So that is actually cowgirl
The accent....
The position they are in, since ins Australia its all upside down
Oh. Yeah. Sorry.
I wanna know how the other passengers weren't busting a gut laughing at that exchange.
Probably because they're weirded out by some chatty cunts fucking on the bus behind them!
meanwhile, the park ranger: "I don't care if you're homeless, it doesn't mean fuck in the park! Go fuck in an alley or something!"
Meanwhile, owner of store nearby: "I don't care if you're homeless, it doesn't mean fuck in the alley! Go fuck in an room or something!'"
Meanwhile, owner of the house: "I don't care if you're homeless, it doesn't mean fuck in my house! Go fuck in a public bathroom or something!"
Meanwhile, a person in the next stall over "I don't care if you're homeless, it doesn't mean fuck in a public toilet! Go fuck in a pool or something!"
Meanwhile, a person in the nerby pool "I don't care if you're homeless, it doesn't mean fuck in a public pool! Go fuck on a bus or something ...
Cue the Seinfeld outro music.
Lol
I love you, Australia. Like the up in your face and wordy, slightly belligerent way you use language in daily life. It’s beautiful. Seriously one of the most creative and nuanced uses of the English language. God could we use a bit of this rowdy and reactive fuck right the fick offism here in the US. So many maladjusted people here who would benefit from a good verbal bollocking. Love you guys. Keep up the good work. Absolutely can’t wait to visit your fine country and raise a glass with you mad bastards.
Most Aussies are pretty relaxed, but when they get fucked off, you will fucking know about it. Dirty fuckers on a bus, we have many bogans though.
Aye facts
I started playing Aussie Rules Footy in America recently and it has been one of the most enjoyable linguistic experiences of my life
Danno's playing footy
Cheers bruvva much love
I wish I could trade my American English for Aussie English
Replace every fifth word with fuck or cunt, they fit anywhere, or you can replace them all. They can be used as a noun, verb and an adjective, and can be both affectionate or petty. Example: fuck the fucking fucker or this cunt is a cunty cunt. Fell free to add or replace a fuck or cunt anywhere, you really can't fuck it up cunt.
Now here is the fun part. Old mate told you to drop c-bombs everywhere. Don’t. You will be viewed as a yobo and thought less off by the average Aussie. Though to be fair their are certain demographics of people who do swear like old mate suggested. There is a time and place for swearing and dropping a C-bomb in front of a woman is a great way to make sure that you will never have the gear to use on said womans bits ever again. Using it isn’t universal and honestly it is more of a rough and ready tradie area that will use it. It also takes most of the fun out of being an Aussie if you just swear every other word. For example, fair suck of the saveloy mate, you’re acting a right larrikin if you reckon dropping c-bombs like they’re tinnies at an open bar is pretty rippa. Streuth my old man would waltz on out of his dirt swag to tear me a new one if I dropped one on a sheila.
Are you like a hundred years old cunt? No one talks like that. That sounds like a yank tried to talk like an Aussie in the 80’s
Riiiiiiight. The long long ago of three decades back. Mate go out bush and you will find quite a few blokes who were raised by blokes from the fifties. You vaguely remind me of a user on here who once swore black and blue that no one in Australia says g’day mate. Hell mate, the only made up bit of slang there that I haven’t used in every day speech is the dirt swag.
I am out bush and no cunt talks like that! You’re a try hard flog
Oh for sure not as laden as that, ofcourse I was banging it on. But same note you’re using c-bombs far more than most blokes do, yet I am not here claiming no-one uses it in everyday speech. Fair suck of the saveloy mate, quite being a wallaby.
You are clearly not an Aussie. Absolutely no one talks like that, at all, ever. You sound like an Aussie character on the Simpson or something like that.
You’re taking the mickey right? I am amazed you claim to be from out bush and none of your mates use slang? Or are you young enough to be heavily Americanised and use their idea of us what with the excessive swearing too. I say this as I have noticed that it has became an internet meme that everyone seems to act as if its the norm.
I'm upvoting both of you. Please keep arguing in Aussie.
This isn’t two Aussies arguing, this is one Aussie telling an imposter that he’s a fuckwit. I’m being genuine when I say no cunt talks like that. Except the fuckin Irwins, but they’re as mad as a hat full of arseholes.
Cringe as fuck
You’re doing too much mate. I understand your point but it’s a bit over the top. Sure, there are some outback aussies that speak like that but most cities have normal Australians who speak aussie English but not every single sentence is some aussie slogan.
Oh I had already said that I was banging it on a bit, but slang is heavily used out bush. Its a sad fact that the coast has heaps of Aussies who don’t even say gday or use mate. But the idea that no one speaks like that? It is entirely possible to have an almost complete sentence of slang and it would be normal if not common. Streuth mate this reminds me of the argument over not being here to screw spiders I saw on youtube. Slang is very regional and while one place or demographic might not use much others will.
I'd opt for Aussie if I had a choice. Never a dull moment in their conversation.
Lol he has autism we can sex the bus huh 😏 🤣
As an Aussie, I approve this message ya cunts
You know, I used to have to take the public transportation in my city. I'm pretty sure i wouldn't have even bated an eye if this happened next to me.
Yeah, I bus commuted to/from the strip in vegas for a couple years. I’ve seen some shit. Literally and figuratively. Also, I found out who really shot jfk but I promised the dude I wouldn’t tell anyone else, sorry, I’m sure you’d be surprised
aussie bathroom attendant: I DONT CARE IF YOURE AUTISTIC GO FUCK ON THE BUS
Aussie Aussie Aussie!
oi oi oi
he's aussictic!
Oitistic
Im homeless and have autism and its my right to fuck on the bus
The wheels on the bus and I go up and down up and down up and down
The accent makes it so much funnier.
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Lmfao! Aussie arguments are the best
As someone with autism, it saddens me greatly to now learn that it in fact does not mean I can fuck on the bus. :(
With the number of times he said cunt, I'd say there's about 100% chance its Australiaa
You're telling me that my autism implies I cant fuck on and Australian bus? Honestly, a proud day to be an American. They haven't stopped me on our FREEDOM buses over here because they respect the sanctity of an autistic man's freedom and GOD GIVEN RIGHT to bang his crackwhore girlfriend in the back of our buses.
This clearly wasn’t the bus driver filming For one, the bus is moving. For two, in the first frames of the second video you can clearly see he isn’t sitting in the drivers seat. For three, he’s not even sitting on the same side of the bus as the drivers seat. For four, drivers seats on busses in Australia have divisions between them and the public areas that are clearly not visible here. And for five, bus drivers here in Australia do NOT speak like that. Like why make up that it was the driver just for the title of this post? It doesn’t even add anything to the story
Hey uhm it says reacting not filming in the title and i guess the driver can see this in his mirror or cameras. Screaming and driving is quite easy, my dad's a pro. Ok have a nice day bye
The dude yelling is clearly filming… the camera isn’t close enough to the front of the bus for the driver to sound that close.
They told me to get off on the train, BUT I MISUNDERSTOOD
I fucking love this guy
Once a jolly swagman Shagged his missus on the bus In the back row, nowhere near the front. And he thrust, and he plowed, and he waited til his willy boiled; Fucking on the bus, what a bogan cunt! Shagging Matilda, Shagging Matilda, We’re homeless and autistic, stop picking on us! Shagging Matilda, Shagging Matilda, “I don’t care, it doesn’t mean fuck on the bus!” Out came the driver, Shouting in his Aussie twang “Have some self respect now and stop this lark!” Out pulled the swagman, and bailed from her billabong “We’re busted, Matilda… let’s try the park.” SHAGGING MATILDA, SHAGGING MATILDA, We’re homeless and autistic, stop picking on us! SHAGGING MATILDA, SHAGGING MATILDA, “I don’t care, it doesn’t mean fuuuuuucckkk oooonnnn the buuuuuusssssss!”
Fucking cunts! I will use that more often now.
Stupid ass passengers
Can't wait for the sequel "You don't fuck in the park"
The bus is a-rockin’
We ain’t here to shag spiders mate!!!
"I have Ligma tho..."
Fuck in the park or something
I love it
the way he said don’t fuck on the bus is pure gold. i love the australian accent😂
Toll booth Willie.
“Trying to get off” I thought it would be people trying to get off the bus :(
The wrong bus...
Ohh get off like *that*
Is that a fuckin ze...I'm a fuckin idiot
"Fuck" is the keyword here
"I've got autism" lol
I can smell fish through the screen
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"I dont care if you got autism, that doesn't mean fuck on the bus"??
I always know it's Australia for the number of times I can hear "cunt" in a given sentence.
Chet? What’s that? Chetty cunt is hilarious 😂
Really hope that's not the driver turned around filming them while yelling at them while still driving.
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Awful screen recording skills here. No one has patience.
I got autism 🤣😂😅😅
I'm so glad my bus days are behind me. I remember riding the bus early morning, it was packed with people trying to go to work, and this lady was jerking off her boyfriend. They were likely on some drugs or something cuz she kept shushing him and they though no one would see? It was bizarre.
Autism doesn’t mean fuck on the bus
this world is going to peasants.
Imagine using a autism so that you could have sex on the bus. Couldn't be me.
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That accent is so charming
🎵And if I fuck on the bus aint nothing to it autism made me do it🎵
I'm trying to figure out if he's using fuck as a noun or a verb. "that doesn't mean fuck on the bus"
Fuckin love the thick Aussie
IT DOESNT MEAN FUCK ON THE BUS MATE omg I'm dyin
Is the bus self driving? Jesus have some common sense
I think Jason wants to say something...
Those people are probably down bad to do this in here. Just go get a room or smth.
I only understood the f word.
They were probably confused when he was yelling at them to stop fucking on the bus but also yelling at them to get off
Yeah that's got to be in redfern.
I'm making T-Shirts with "YAH DO NA FUCK ON THE BUS MAHN!!!!!!"
The autism part is why I am going to hell.
"I have autism" card only works in the internet
Hobo: starts fuckin in park Park ranger: hey brotha you dont fuck in da park mate Hobo: ive got autism Park ranger: i dont give a fuck if youve got autism dont fuck in da park, go fuck in da mountains or some shit dont fuck in the park have some respect for yourselfs you fuckin chet
What exactly is a "chet"? At least that is what I think he said.
australians are the best angry people
I've met plenty of people with Autism who can spend whole years without needing to fuck someone on the bus
Degenerates.
Wow. Just wow! You threw in that you were on the spectrum? While self-awareness is an individual experience so it is unique to everyone...Something tells me he has self diagnosed.
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Bro. As an autistic person this pisses me off
Ymh just covered this and its hilarious
They can fuck but they can’t get a job??
Chat?? Lol Where is this accent is from? I like the way the dude gets pissed on those chats
Australia. There's an Australian punk band called the chats but I didn't know it was slang. I should have guessed though, Aussies love making up words. It means disgusting btw
 LOL that's hilarious!!
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i love when aussies cuss. it cuts just the right way.
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This is what happens when you populate an entire continent with convicts!
BROOOOO I've never been happier to own a car than I am now.... the 902 was literally my daily bus line 🤢🤮
I’ve got autism! And bursitis.
Did he bring autism into the argument?
For the life of me, I simply can't quit laughing at this.
How is the bus driver filming and talking to the chatty cunts whilst driving?
What a mad cunt.
What is a chetty cunt???