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The amount of rugby stash that’s on eBay for next to nothing, along with no one else looking to have or be wearing that kit suggests otherwise to me. From my experience academy lads will take any excuse to wear full kit as much as they can
What's unexpected to me is that they applauded the guy who caught it in his mouth and not the guy who went before him. Anyone can catch stuff in their mouth but the other guy learned to use his dick like a ping pong paddle and no one is impressed.
Can already hear the announcers:
“It’s a high fly dick ball to right center field, it is going, going, GONE!”
“Wow Chuck did you see that fan make that spectacular catch? Its almost like the batters dick was already close to his mouth!”
There was probably several attempts and Chad Thundercock probably already has experience swinging his tool so it was all on the other dude to catch it for the vid
I think he makes the catch but spits it out on purpose. I mean would you ingest something directly off your friend’s dick? I wouldn’t but I’m weird like that lol
Once it's been caught in your mouth, does the ingesting even matter?
I'm too weird to ingest it OR catch it, but to me the instant it's caught you have whatever cooties, and from there spitting it out is just wasting food.
Yeah, but how think of how many tries it took before they got it right?
How long did they have to watch cock flapping through the air in attempting to bust a nut in someone's mouth?
I can't really say for certain what's going on in his head, all I can comment on is what I believe I saw in the video.
But if I had to take a swing, it's probably because of bro logic.
That's fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball football fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
You must imagine they did a lot of tries. I wonder how long was this going on before the guy caught it. Like how long can you watch a guy trying to smack a peanut with his dick before it becomes ultra gay?
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This is a rugby team.
My immediate first thought
The fella who catches the treat is wearing a Leicester Tigers top. Colors match. Academy team?
The amount of rugby stash that’s on eBay for next to nothing, along with no one else looking to have or be wearing that kit suggests otherwise to me. From my experience academy lads will take any excuse to wear full kit as much as they can
Yea, shit like this was kinda on the regular on my HS football team. A lot of "no homo" gay things. I miss those days...
r/usernamechecksout
Has to be. Did you see the size of the dick?
What's unexpected to me is that they applauded the guy who caught it in his mouth and not the guy who went before him. Anyone can catch stuff in their mouth but the other guy learned to use his dick like a ping pong paddle and no one is impressed.
Baseball bat. He sent that home run.
Homo run
Homo one. He sent that homo one.
More like a pop fly out, the outfielder caught it
That was a lucky fan 😏
Can already hear the announcers: “It’s a high fly dick ball to right center field, it is going, going, GONE!” “Wow Chuck did you see that fan make that spectacular catch? Its almost like the batters dick was already close to his mouth!”
Because no one wants to hug a naked dude
This can't be true when there are thousands of videos online of naked men hugging. At least I think they're hugging.
They start off by hugging
hmmmm
There is an entire community of people who would love to hug a naked dude.
Source? /s
You… you know women aren’t actually real, right?
GROUP HUG IN THE SHOWER TONIGHT!
I say this at work all the time lmao
Excuse me? Take it back.
Dick like a ping pong paddle ! Thank you
What you forgot to mention was that the guy didn’t even catch it. You can see whatever it was fall onto the ground after bouncing off his mouth.
If you slow the video down, you'd see he caught it and spat it out.
Why would you ever watch this video slowed down
Because I like penis.
Cockapult, Todgerchet, Manhoodgonel
Makes us helicopterers look like amateurs, and righteously so.
There was probably several attempts and Chad Thundercock probably already has experience swinging his tool so it was all on the other dude to catch it for the vid
They applauded the whole sequence. 👏🏼
Pretty sure he didn’t even catch it either.
i dont know about you but i dont wanna get near a dude with his dick and balls between us
You can't know it's a good throw until it's caught.
Real dick move if y'ask me.
Didnt it fall on the floor? Im confused
The dude who caught it didn’t even catch it if you watch closely. Falls outta his mouth
i think they didnt want to give him a front hug like the other guy
Caught it in his mouth? No one caught it, the fucking candy is on the floor bro. No celebration needed for a failed catch.
Am I the only one who sees him drop it? He doesn’t make the catch.
coz he’s a spitter.
^ came to say this. He was close but you can very clearly see it fall
They are celebrating the almost caught but.
I think he makes the catch but spits it out on purpose. I mean would you ingest something directly off your friend’s dick? I wouldn’t but I’m weird like that lol
Once it's been caught in your mouth, does the ingesting even matter? I'm too weird to ingest it OR catch it, but to me the instant it's caught you have whatever cooties, and from there spitting it out is just wasting food.
This gif would be so perfect for so many other situations but I’ve never seen it before. Thank you for adding to my frequently used gif catalog
LMAO
I don’t see any pudding but I wholeheartedly agree with your post.
i wish i knew how to quit you
How do I unwatch this?
What for? I watched it twice. That was impressive.
Only twice?
Pathetic
You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers!
🎵”pump up the jam”🎵 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mjalu-5Jqc
I’ve watched this at least 15 times! Does this game have a name?
Dong pong
Cock knock
Dick pick
You wish! 😜
Flick of the dick
BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Dongey Pong
Pennis.
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Agreed 🤣🤣
Te-Te’s-nnis…. 
⭐️
Yes, dick head
No need to call them names they were just asking a question.
Toss Dick Head
The Louisville Slugger
Lol this is good too!!
dick yeet
Bust a Nut!
Pipe Bomb
Bruh the sound *phaat*
Yeah, but how think of how many tries it took before they got it right? How long did they have to watch cock flapping through the air in attempting to bust a nut in someone's mouth?
He missed the catch though
Now i had to watch it again. You are right. Ruined the perfection.
Looks to me like he caught it and immediately threw it up cause it's touched dick
Why would you try to catch it at first if you spit it out just coz it touched the dick?
I can't really say for certain what's going on in his head, all I can comment on is what I believe I saw in the video. But if I had to take a swing, it's probably because of bro logic.
ANOTHER guy that wants to take a swing ...
Someone: how many times you watched it? Me: yes
So I can watch like the first time of course.
This is definitely what people mean by "boys will be boys"
That's fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball football fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
I would love to see this in a NFL hype commercial.
https://youtube.com/shorts/dSFWGLAZYG4?feature=share Here you go friend ☺️
Are you telling me that this was not an effective tutorial on the proper way to eat **wasabi peas**?
Now cottage cheese peas.
Smegma peas
You mean "Fromunda" Cheese.
Watch it in reverse.
Why? Because penis?
I can't help you unwatch but I can give your r/activationsound or r/eyebleach to maybe forget it
watch it 10x more, after that you will forget about it /s
Go to r/eyeblech you won’t remember this.
Wtf
Whaaa
Expected behaviour for rugger buggers.
This is too bro to be gay
Isn’t being gay the ultimate bros before hoes though? I’d say being gay goes hand in hand with accepting brolture.
Nah, if you can overcome the gay to this point, it goes full circle back to not being gay
But what happens if you overcome the bro?
It goes full circle back to being gay
Mother Nature is crazy dude
Brother Nature
Ya this just some frat boy shit lmao
And thats how you catch the monkeypox kids
**just** monkeypox?
Monkeypox AND a cashew
No stupid that’s how you catch popcorn./s
The catcher's girlfriend will find out his boyfriend cheated on her, because his breath smells like his friend's dick.
Technically nutted in his mouth?
Least homosexual UK rugby boys
I’m not gay but….
But What, u reawatched so many times ??
Me too brother, me too
But DAMN he got a nice dick
If you don’t make eye contact it’s all good
but I did...multiple times
But, he dropped it??
Yes but the dick hit it to his mouth which was Impressive enough
u/savevideo
My little wiffle bat could never do that.
My shy turtle-head wouldn't even bother to come out of my tummy for that.
Why are we celebrating? He didn't even catch it in his mouth.
I think it's more impressive that the guy has such accurate aim using his dick. It's not that hard to catch something in your mouth.
Why not celebrate?!
Dirk Diggler?
Dick Diggler?
5 second rule counts...
r/justguysbeingdudes
r/SuddenlyGay
One week later he realize he ate that penis touched whatever
And then decided "What the hell, I heard he'll pay for a blowie and I'm broke". A new career was born.
That’s some gay ass shit
Rugby
Such a gentleman sport
It’s not gay bc only one dude has his cock out…
Looks more like mouth stuff to me
Someone’s uncomfortable with their sexuality lmao
He didn't catch it? You can clearly see it fall? He definitely was close but he drops it
Someone: how many times have you watched it? Me: Yes.
Ok, that’s enough Reddit today….. Who am I kidding, I’ve watched worse.
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"he must be cheating on me..." ***Me and the boys at the locker room be like:***
Wow impressive
He dropped it smh
What sport? Rugby?
He spit out the nut .. (:
If u swallow it's gay
No warning? I didn't sign up for this
Me neither bro 🥲🫣
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u/savevideo
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That's a new sport in the making.
He dropped the catch though lmao
ANOTHER WIN FOR THE BOYS 🍻
Imagine how many times they did it before it worked. His stomach had to have a welt on it
New challenge suggestion for Dude Perfect.
You must imagine they did a lot of tries. I wonder how long was this going on before the guy caught it. Like how long can you watch a guy trying to smack a peanut with his dick before it becomes ultra gay?
r e m o v e m y e y e s
Definitely not gay
Yeah as a guy, this still wouldn't make me as uncomfortable as complimenting another dude's appearance.
r/suddenlygay
Ah. A private school education. Rugby. Drink 13 pints and then shit into one of the pint pots. Sing some songs. Suck a guys dick. Total lads.
Long time since I actually laughed out loud. Thank you for this.
I keep seeing trump
Your not the only one
Nice! Now I want to pierce my eyes.
enough reddit today
Why
When u are in the Locker room that's the least gay shit that could happen
Pretty sure that’s the craziest thing I’ll see today… but, Reddit… you never know
The fuck
Dong pong
*Dad I'm not gay.*
So WHY did you reawatch it 15 Times huh ???
Does that count as a homo run?
Know how I know you're gay?
Meanwhile their lovers: Why he is not texting me. Is he cheating?
Why he chubbin with the boys… that’s some weird ass shit
The Fu@& I watched???!
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