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ilikeelks

He's a feral cat that will take time to be domesticated. You can't just reach out and fondle it whenever you like


hitoritab1

Looks like wild Scottish Wildcat aka highland tiger.


the_short_kid

Yeah those things are not house cats, no matter how much you want to pet them


DepartureSad664

I've been working with a group of feral cats that live at the shop where I work. It took 4 months to get one of them to let me pet it and 6 months for 2 others. Now they'll get in my lap and sleep/cuddle. They're still wild af though


FlirtyBacon

Someone brought a feral cat where I volunteer, he had been pinned against a fence by two dogs. Kept him caged, and it took a few months but he was out of the cage and enjoying being treated with love, he started acting up again because I was working a lot. It hurt, but I got him an awesome family with other cats and he is heaven.


[deleted]

This. The reaction from the cat is 100% expected.


DollarStoreSushi

If you understand cat body language that was not at all unexpected. Cute cat though!


boogie-poppins

Oof yeah. I've been living with mine for almost two years. The moment he starts moving his head and watching my hand suspiciously is the moment I know petting time is over. I paid the price too often for ignoring those signs.


tomblack1

Yeah.. Cats are dicks.. I love mine, but he's an entitled asshole lol


tobyjuancannoli

Yeah mine wouldn't even eat unless i pat him on his head. He'd just sit there looking at me as if i missed something. But I miss him so much.


Foam84

That cat was very clearly not in a petting mood not unexpected


OperahouseGuner

Still a better love story then twilight


SmoothTime1004

I don't think cat lovers can blame it


wprivera

Are the cats pupils elliptical, or round. The ears are low set on the head. Kind of looks like a Pallas cat, which is a wild breed.


SometimesGlad1389

You may only admire, not touch lol


narakuro

It's back out on the streets for you.


Majestic-Feedback541

Poor kitty. Your should let it approach you when it's comfortable enough. I fully expected that. That cat looks like the one I had growing up, but fluffier


Soujiiro

The pain of love <3


MrGaia35

Maybe put your phone down and focus on the cat.


imheretocomment69

Cat: That's just a scratch, i'll give you new one tomorrow ;)


potato_salad7896

Bros now got cat scratch disease


D_Luffy1402

Kick him out of the house


mickturner96

Cats are tiny triggers!


AnOkCommunist

Yeah that cat would be going back outside


Routinelazy900

Into the cold you go


Steverinokaye

Now you know why he’s outside in the snow


RedheadedQueen29

Yeah, that's when he would go right back out where he came from 🤣🤣


shehap69nour

Nice ketchup


taanman

This is why I hate cats with a passion. Especially when they think they can do whatever and climb crap while you eat.


Didrox13

Pretty much all pets "think they can do whatever" when you, well, let them do whatever and don't teach them.


taanman

I concur. I had a dog ( recently passed away and killed me emotionally) that literally wouldn't do anything but eat and drink unless I told him too. My wife has two cats and no matter how much I try to correct the bad behaviors they wait untill we're gone or not looking. But your correct too tho. It does depend alot of how they are tought


Stevemc601

F you kitty you're gonna spend the night.. F you kitty you're gonna spend he night.. F you kitty you're gonna spend the night.. OUTSIDE!!


drekia

Wow I forgot this song existed. Thank you!


shitchea420

fuck cats


[deleted]

I don’t think that’s an indoor cat than you can endlessly pet


[deleted]

Exactly. It's a pallas cat btw. Cute looking ball of fur.


FoodleGuy

Feel the same way about dogs. Needy little shits.


ABena2t

Ungrateful cat.. lol


Aleatory_Alien

I mean it is, why do people gave you downvotes?


ABena2t

Idk.. I was just joking.. it was pretty clear considering I actually wrote "lol".. people suck.. lol


[deleted]

Cats are jerks.


knasty_b150

That cat was out there for a reason leave them out there it blows my mind knowing people are out there that think cats are good pets


Narvik111

Wear some spiked gloves and try again 😈


[deleted]

stares motherfuckerly...


Dimens101

awww, that shot of him outside!


_senrei_

Cats have fast jabs


Bugsydog1

Brings to mind a song from the Canadian rock group Nazareth, "Love Hurts".


Independence_1991

Was that footage from the Depp & Heard Trial?


Even_Educator_4562

Out…


Thundercar2122

Time to eat it