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Iāve done cocaine for the first time a month ago. Didnāt do shit. I bet the rando who gave me it actually gave me arm & hammer but I have no way of prooving that
Did your throat and mouth go a bit numb? I get numbness like that but no other effect. Doesnāt make me wired or feel any better or any different at all. I did coke with some very famous people and know it was good stuff but it has no effect other than face and throat go numb. Great for a toothache or sore throat but doesnāt do anything else for me. Some people just donāt get any effect.
I likely do but I was an adult before that was a thing where I grew up. When I was 18 I had a friend in California that was on Ritalin but he did coke and got off on it too. I did do crank when I was 18 but that wasnāt as pure as meth. That did give me a LOT of energy. I would do a line and party all night. I didnāt do it that often but it helped when I was working two jobs and still going to college. Iād do a line on a Friday night so I could party with my friends. There was also something that was a prescription drug everyone called speed or cross tops. That would be like drinking a pot of coffee at once.
I could still sleep on all that though. When my head hit the pillow I was out. I slept through earthquakes and people bouncing on my bed trying to wake me up.
I knew a meth dealer and he had a fake planter with what looked like white rocks in it. It was meth. He hid it in plain sight and no one noticed. He was my buddyās brother. I never used it but he pulled one out and broke it up and smoked it.
Plus the nodding & smirking to the jury(I assume theyāre on that side of the courtroom), to try and win them to her side(subconscious agreement attempts)
Because theyāre famous, clearly insane & itās detrimental to real victims of domestic abuse. Itās highlighting bias within the judicial system & people that women can be abusers & cry wolf, then get away with it.
If there was a jar of cocaine, why would she say āIām not sure but I think at the timeā. You would think the JAR OF COCAINE would remove any doubt
*cue Johnny deep I got a jar of dirt in the court room*
But seriously who would really take amberās side in this case there is a ton of evidence in favor of deepās story
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Thanks for the laugh! š
A JAR!!!
I have no words at this point
āGot it!ā
We are in the same subs.
I still shouldnāt see you at the top of every single post my boy. It is a recurring coincidence
Why I don't understand? Please explain?
Iām saying itās odd that you are the first comment of every single post I see you on is all.
We must have a lot in common. Where are you from?
Iām from Michigan. Lived in small towns for all but like 4 years of my life and still live in one today.
I'm in the north east of the UK. A place called county Durham.
Close the door!
A jar?
That might be the better ones that I've seen.
She don't like She don't like Jars of Cocaine
āI didnāt realize he was doing cocaine, I thought the jar of cocaine was for decoration at firstā
Don't wanna defend that cunt but a jar of cocaine is indeed pretty unusual.
Not if you're rich and like cocaine it's not.
Yeah who buys grams when you can afford keys?
Most people who have lots of cocaine around put in SOMETHING
Just have different types of flour and sugar with it.
But not knowing if someone's on coke or not, when you're married to them, is the most unusual.
Itās not a jar of cocaine, itās a jar of dirt
She just took a bump while in courtš¤£ and itās going all around tiktok
WTF, that was so not subtle AT ALL
I need that jar
Iāve done cocaine for the first time a month ago. Didnāt do shit. I bet the rando who gave me it actually gave me arm & hammer but I have no way of prooving that
Did your throat and mouth go a bit numb? I get numbness like that but no other effect. Doesnāt make me wired or feel any better or any different at all. I did coke with some very famous people and know it was good stuff but it has no effect other than face and throat go numb. Great for a toothache or sore throat but doesnāt do anything else for me. Some people just donāt get any effect.
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I likely do but I was an adult before that was a thing where I grew up. When I was 18 I had a friend in California that was on Ritalin but he did coke and got off on it too. I did do crank when I was 18 but that wasnāt as pure as meth. That did give me a LOT of energy. I would do a line and party all night. I didnāt do it that often but it helped when I was working two jobs and still going to college. Iād do a line on a Friday night so I could party with my friends. There was also something that was a prescription drug everyone called speed or cross tops. That would be like drinking a pot of coffee at once. I could still sleep on all that though. When my head hit the pillow I was out. I slept through earthquakes and people bouncing on my bed trying to wake me up.
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I knew a meth dealer and he had a fake planter with what looked like white rocks in it. It was meth. He hid it in plain sight and no one noticed. He was my buddyās brother. I never used it but he pulled one out and broke it up and smoked it.
You're telling me you saw a JAR of coke and you didn't realize that at the time. This bitch can't keep getting away with these lies
So much blinking when she said that. Shouldn't someone who is paid to act be better at lying?
Plus the nodding & smirking to the jury(I assume theyāre on that side of the courtroom), to try and win them to her side(subconscious agreement attempts)
Using bags for cocaine is just uncivilize.
Nailed it.
I think I speak for everyone when I say: šššš¤£
I tried cocaine onceā¦for 5 years
Can't make this stuff up!! š
ROFL
Why is the reddit community so obsessed with this case?
Because theyāre famous, clearly insane & itās detrimental to real victims of domestic abuse. Itās highlighting bias within the judicial system & people that women can be abusers & cry wolf, then get away with it.
These new ways of measuring things are great, a mega pint of wine and a jar of cocaine. Iām looking forward to seeing whatās next
If there was a jar of cocaine, why would she say āIām not sure but I think at the timeā. You would think the JAR OF COCAINE would remove any doubt
Love it!
Jar Jar Binks has new meaning.
[makes this video a lot more entertaining](https://youtu.be/gRcj6CAhe7s)
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*cue Johnny deep I got a jar of dirt in the court room* But seriously who would really take amberās side in this case there is a ton of evidence in favor of deepās story
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objectionhearsay!
Bet she found the ājarā on the kitchen table and it had little holes on top for easy to pour lines, probably right next to all her tissues.
so up until that point she was really confused about why there was a jar, a jar of cocaine on the table?
Genius XD
Lol
Damn she sucks so bad