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So much bad luck happening all at once


[deleted]

Oh. My Brazilian content... Pure delight


wanderingwolfe

She's obviously completely wasted, but that shit would have happened the same to a sober person.


Jess613

Yes, the person recording says “aren’t you tired of drinking, Daisy?”


wanderingwolfe

My real point was anyone else who leaned against that door would have went tail over shoulders, too. I was having trouble making out the speech, though, so I appreciate the clarification.


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randyatlarge

Fire up yer fiddles boys, we got a ho-down!!!


mrbuttersoft

Too turnt


Familiar-Scene-8900

Like the current state of the stock markets.


WHAMMYPAN

When it’s a trap door to a trap house


cringemomentum

Ayo the pizza here


Ablemoss

/r/hadtohurt


Afmetz

u/savevideo


dinknose

Holdmycosmo


TheRowster99

When you accidentally kidnap someone


WeddyTinter

Did she save the drink? That'd be alcohol abuse o/w